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(Daily Mail)   Tattoo "artist" fined £300 for botched inking of Marilyn Monroe 'that looked like a blow up doll'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
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19958 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2013 at 9:31 AM (27 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-05 08:29:43 AM
7 votes:
It looks more like a sexy come-hithering Rhea Perlman

/$50 for an in-home visit from Mr Ice cool over there?  You get what you pay for.
2013-10-05 09:37:32 AM
4 votes:
Maybe next time you'll pick a tattoo artist who's halfway competent to do a stencil of the image you want, and has proof of past work. That looks like a prison tat.
2013-10-05 10:27:58 AM
3 votes:
Before anyone posts the "awful wedding photo tattoo", bear in mind that recently a REAL tattoo artist had seen this insult to all tattoo artists and offered to correct the hack's job into a more pleasant looking version, for free.

i.huffpost.com
2013-10-05 09:38:12 AM
3 votes:
When looking for a service provider to give you a tattoo that will last forever, the guy with the face tattoos might not be entirely reliable or exercise good judgement..

Just saying.
2013-10-05 09:44:02 AM
2 votes:

skinink: Maybe next time you'll pick a tattoo artist who's halfway competent to do a stencil of the image you want, and has proof of past work. That looks like a prison tat.


In a surprise twist, some prison tatooers are actually amazing artists. Even with substandard equipment. This looks so bad it triggers my "daily fail stories are all fake" mechanism.
2013-10-05 09:41:29 AM
2 votes:
At a proper place, with a proper tattooist, that's a £500 tattoo. Photographic black and white shading is about as hard as tattooing comes. So the story is basically "Woman complains about $50 tattoo she paid £50 for".

He should be fined of course though, because she was underage.
2013-10-05 09:38:16 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like someone learned a valuable lesson about looking into their "artist" beforehand. A bit of research (and probably 5-10x the price), and she might have a legitimate piece of art on her arm.
2013-10-05 09:37:14 AM
2 votes:

megarian: That chick is 17?

Yikes.


It must be a mistake, 27 would seem reasonable, maybe even 37.
2013-10-05 09:36:07 AM
2 votes:
Low grade people problems.
2013-10-05 09:35:58 AM
2 votes:
That chick is 17?

Yikes.
2013-10-05 01:58:31 PM
1 votes:
'The sessions are extremely painful and very expensive, especially for a tattoo I paid only £50 for.'

You sign up for Amateur Night at the tattoo parlor, you get what you pay for.
2013-10-05 12:14:40 PM
1 votes:

Bungles: Nogale: Bungles: At a proper place, with a proper tattooist, that's a £500 tattoo. Photographic black and white shading is about as hard as tattooing comes. So the story is basically "Woman complains about $50 tattoo she paid £50 for".

He should be fined of course though, because she was underage.

Does the UK require tattoo customers to be 18?

Yup. It even has it own Act of Parliament.

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1969/24


PS don't you love how UK laws are written in a simple manner that can be understood by people with no legal training? That's because we're not intentionally supporting the lawyer class, unlike, ahem, some countries.


/although not when you're looking up case law. that's absurdly, unnecessarily complex.
2013-10-05 11:56:05 AM
1 votes:

frepnog: Cagey B: Mick Shrimpton: nanim: [kuvaton.com image 300x301]

/this just in, 17 yr olds make bad life choices...

I kind of like that...my bad?

I like it too. It's not something that's been done and it's kind of clever.

but in such a dumb place.  hey, look, chick has really nice legs.  LET'S TATTOO SOME DOTS AND BULLshiat ON HER!


Oh right. How dare she make her legs less attractive to men. Who cares whether or not she likes her legs better with the tattoo?
2013-10-05 10:33:28 AM
1 votes:
I guess those Eurythmics royalty checks have really dried up.
2013-10-05 10:13:56 AM
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: Maybe he didn't like her and she was complaining about the pain.  I know tattoo artists like this, and that wreck could easily be fixed.  It looks like a generic outline.. Add darker outline and color, and Ta-Da..  Congrats, you have a whore on your arm.


Complainey squirmers get the highest rates. An enterprising tattooist shouldn't alienate them.
2013-10-05 10:09:33 AM
1 votes:
Maybe he didn't like her and she was complaining about the pain.  I know tattoo artists like this, and that wreck could easily be fixed.  It looks like a generic outline.. Add darker outline and color, and Ta-Da..  Congrats, you have a whore on your arm.
2013-10-05 10:05:33 AM
1 votes:
kuvaton.com

/this just in, 17 yr olds make bad life choices...
2013-10-05 10:05:29 AM
1 votes:
Wow, I knew I remembered this article being on Fark a while ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256641/Teenager-left-Marily n- Monroe-design-like-blow-sex-doll-50-session.html

Didn't even wait a year before they reposted this dumbass story.
2013-10-05 10:04:04 AM
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: just starting to barely lose it's smoothness natural to a youth.


Can you lose that apostrophe in that possessive pronoun? It doesn't look smooth or natural.
2013-10-05 10:01:24 AM
1 votes:
She should be asking whether he sterilized the equipment and used a fresh needle.
2013-10-05 09:48:12 AM
1 votes:
FTFA:  The sessions are extremely painful and very expensive, especially for a tattoo I paid only £50 for.

I think I see the problem ...
2013-10-05 09:44:11 AM
1 votes:

Mrbogey: Just because a tattoo artist has decent tattoos it doesn't mean he is a decent artist.


It's basically the old story of "Two hairdressers on a desert island, one with a terrible haircut, one with a great hair cut. Who do you get your haircut by?".

/although look for food, shelter, and water first.
 
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