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(Slate)   My God, it's full of dickheads   (slate.com) divider line 45
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12301 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2013 at 8:37 AM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-05 01:01:38 AM
That's what I tell myself every day I go to work.
 
2013-10-05 01:21:14 AM
keep firing assholes!
i500.listal.com
 
2013-10-05 08:41:20 AM
I just couldn't read past the headline. I hope their analytics people point out how many "page loads and closed in less than ten seconds" they get.
 
2013-10-05 08:41:53 AM
That was the dumbest thing I read today.
 
2013-10-05 08:43:28 AM

wildcardjack: I just couldn't read past the headline. I hope their analytics people point out how many "page loads and closed in less than ten seconds" they get.


be thankful
 
2013-10-05 08:43:49 AM
Fark
 
2013-10-05 08:45:53 AM
apiwat.co

My head is full of fark! Am I a farkhead?
 
2013-10-05 08:46:12 AM
The headline lost me. Who is more of a what than who? I gave up after my 4th go 'round. Apparently it's time for coffee. Or beer. Certainly doughnuts.
 
2013-10-05 08:48:31 AM
Y'know, the author seems like a dickhead.
 
2013-10-05 08:50:18 AM
Is this a story about subby's mom?
 
2013-10-05 08:50:26 AM
The author was reading Fark? Sorry, DNRTFA.
 
2013-10-05 08:52:08 AM
s11.postimg.org
 
2013-10-05 08:54:26 AM
Approves.
wizbangblog.com
And then shuts off the power grid.
 
2013-10-05 08:58:32 AM
Fark?
 
2013-10-05 08:59:08 AM
I thought it was going to be an article about the current session of Congress...
 
2013-10-05 09:10:37 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Y'know, the author seems like a dickhead.


He's a real buttface.
 
2013-10-05 09:12:56 AM
I didn't read the article and i thought it was about fark.
 
2013-10-05 09:16:45 AM
Cute article.  A triumph for cunning linguists.....
 
2013-10-05 09:17:09 AM
It takes alot to be a Sports Journalist and contribute even LESS than you normally do but somehow the author managed to do this.

Bravo.  Now go kill yourself.

/is a Sports Journalist
//writes about fishing
 
2013-10-05 09:17:46 AM
 
2013-10-05 09:21:01 AM
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com
knows what being a dickhead is like.
 
2013-10-05 09:21:07 AM
i.ytimg.com

All the assholes want is to shiat all over everything.
 
2013-10-05 09:46:19 AM
This somehow manages to capture my humor perfectly.  It's both geeky/nerdy and at the same time vulgar and juvenile.  It's beautiful!
 
2013-10-05 09:48:07 AM
So how do you parse cumdumpster?
 
2013-10-05 09:55:33 AM

skinink: So how do you parse cumdumpster?


Cummiao Dumb Stario
 
2013-10-05 10:02:51 AM

ciberido: Approves.

And then shuts off the power grid.


Dick-less
 
2013-10-05 10:12:35 AM

ciberido: Approves.
[wizbangblog.com image 600x248]
And then shuts off the power grid.


"Well, that's what I heard,"
Richard Cranium approves
 
2013-10-05 10:20:50 AM
The author either has:

A) A dick for a head

B) Asperger Syndrome

C) A silly sense of humor

D) Both A + B

E) Both A + C

F) None of the above, and he is merely a dickhead
 
2013-10-05 10:32:59 AM

Skarekrough: It takes alot to be a Sports Journalist and contribute even LESS than you normally do but somehow the author managed to do this.


He didn't. Because he's a linguist and not a sports journalist.
 
2013-10-05 10:33:26 AM

headstone: I thought it was going to be an article about the current session of Congress...


Too easy.
 
2013-10-05 10:35:02 AM

skinink: So how do you parse cumdumpster?


Good question!

A cumdumpster is either:

A) A type of dumpster

B) A dumpster full of cum

C) Your Mom

but is most likely to be be:

D) Both B and C
 
2013-10-05 10:48:33 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-05 11:16:53 AM

headstone: I thought it was going to be an article about the current session of Congress...


This
 
2013-10-05 11:27:04 AM
Oh, an article about Fark.
 
2013-10-05 11:50:04 AM
Lt? Schyte! That's one krazy rapin' kneegrow.

/Anyone got some rope?
 
2013-10-05 12:22:06 PM

Timmaay: This somehow manages to capture my humor perfectly.  It's both geeky/nerdy and at the same time vulgar and juvenile.  It's beautiful!


and i thought it didnt really capture 'dickhead'.  since a penis actually has a head, i always thought dickhead meant someone with a penis head for a head, not a whole damn dick altogether.  (plus the mental image made more sense to me.)  it was also a general insult to the nether regions and butthead was merely a less offensive version of a generally unlikeable person.  asshole is one thing because shiat/farts come out of there so calling someone an asshole is akin to calling someone a shiatspewer -- and certainly less analogous these days as it has been appropriated as a general insult -- but i get that asshole is distinctly different.  while Boomer may have indeed been a dickhead, LT was a bigger shiathead by miles, both during and post-career.

/author can go suck a fark
 
2013-10-05 12:25:10 PM

Raider_dad: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

All the assholes want is to shiat all over everything.


/Leaving satisfied
 
2013-10-05 01:41:47 PM
The author is the type of guy who always explains the punch line of his jokes whether you get them or not.

Dickhead.

The research is right though. Dickhead usually means "dick for a head" rather than "person consisting exclusively of a glans penis". This is more obvous in some languages, for example, there is a Renaissance painting of a man whose head is made of dicks like those popular allegorical paintings where a bust is composed of fruit and vegetables. I understand that the Italian saying is more literally "head made of dicks" rather than the ambiguous dick head.

But that's enough about you. Let's talk about me.
 
2013-10-05 02:16:34 PM
Despite the ambiguity, you always know a dickhead when you see one.
 
2013-10-05 02:40:23 PM
Boomer a 'Dickhead'? Maybe, but I always called him 'Baby Boomer'! He was such a whiner!
 
2013-10-05 03:11:46 PM

Bob The Nob: ciberido: Approves.

And then shuts off the power grid.

Dick-less


Yes it's true. ... This man has no dick.
 
2013-10-05 04:24:28 PM

Skyrmion: Skarekrough: It takes alot to be a Sports Journalist and contribute even LESS than you normally do but somehow the author managed to do this.

He didn't. Because he's a linguist and not a sports journalist.


And they say male linguists aren't necessarily gay. Ha!
 
2013-10-05 04:31:43 PM
i.imgur.com

Now let's go one level of recursion deeper: "asshat" is a rarity here, as hats can be made of, by, and for asses, in both senses of the word "ass," to wit: if asshat means "hat of an ass," it's endocentric if the word "ass" was intended to refer to a type of person, but exocentric if the word "ass" was intended as an anatomical reference. Yo asshat, we heard you liked hats, so we made you one big-ass hat out of ass so you could look like one big ass-hat while ySegmentation fault (core dumped)
 
2013-10-05 11:14:44 PM

Bob The Nob: ciberido: Approves.

And then shuts off the power grid.

Dick-less


Yes, but the Law of Conservation of Dicks says that the number of dickheads plus the number of dickless equals a constant.
 
2013-10-06 02:01:49 AM
I'm number 1001, charter member.

www.freewebs.com
 
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