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(The Smoking Gun)   "Oh What beautiful eyes you have." Episode 41 of The Smoking Gun Mugshot Round-up   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 87
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2013-10-04 09:41:26 PM
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2013-10-04 09:52:18 PM
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2013-10-04 09:57:56 PM
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2013-10-04 09:58:43 PM
Arrested for DUI
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Damned Ugly Innit?
 
2013-10-04 10:05:54 PM
Well done tilting the head down so the chin covers the adam's apple.

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2013-10-04 10:43:02 PM
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2013-10-05 12:01:02 AM
Just in case you thought #1 on the list looked familiar.

Mug shot of the year runner up "I was just super happy to be nominated"
 
2013-10-05 12:09:26 AM
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2013-10-05 12:25:25 AM

webthing01: [img802.imageshack.us image 500x613]


Needs a Confederate officer's hat
 
2013-10-05 12:31:27 AM

webthing01:


So they're FINALLY locking up the Duck Dynasty people?
 
2013-10-05 12:32:22 AM
Am I the only one who thinks #8 could probably clean up really nicely?
 
2013-10-05 12:34:26 AM
Some good 'shop fodder tonight.
 
2013-10-05 12:36:14 AM

pheed: Am I the only one who thinks #8 could probably clean up really nicely?


Yes.
 
2013-10-05 12:36:33 AM
Why are the ones arrested for prostitution always trannies?
 
2013-10-05 12:37:16 AM

pheed: Am I the only one who thinks #8 could probably clean up really nicely?


No you are not. 9 don't look bad either.
 
2013-10-05 12:37:43 AM
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2013-10-05 12:45:13 AM
 
2013-10-05 12:47:06 AM
Arrested for grand theft...

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...and false advertising.
 
2013-10-05 12:49:29 AM
I would like #2 bathed and brought to my tent. She may use whatever ID she wishes, But I will call her Samantha and I will play the roll of Johnathan, an effeminate but adventurous young lad exploiting my superior social position to drag her deeper and deeper into a spiral of wanton depravity,
 
2013-10-05 12:51:04 AM
Miley is not aging well...

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2013-10-05 12:52:23 AM
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Arrested for obstructing a highway

....the WHOLE HIGHWAY???
 
2013-10-05 12:53:36 AM
Have her bathed and brought to my chambers.
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2013-10-05 12:55:05 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-05 12:55:28 AM

Slives: Well done tilting the head down so the chin covers the adam's apple.

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Those are some mightly large pupils, there.
 
2013-10-05 12:56:44 AM

Harry_Seldon: Miley is not aging well...

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I was going to go with Annie Lennox.

*tiny fist, shaken*
 
2013-10-05 12:58:45 AM
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2013-10-05 01:02:08 AM
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2013-10-05 01:04:14 AM

pheed: Am I the only one who thinks #8 could probably clean up really nicely?


she looks clean enough to me. have her shaved and brought to the hidden room in my basement.
 
2013-10-05 01:08:32 AM
addendum:

the first google result for 'shaved' is
Shaved genitalia (female) - Wikimedia Commons

take off the head hair and i'm fine with whatever's down there.

thought i'd share.
 
2013-10-05 01:17:50 AM
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Like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2013-10-05 01:21:30 AM

BroncoFan_17: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x632]

Like a screen door in a hurricane.


......ineffective....?
 
2013-10-05 01:25:42 AM

BroncoFan_17: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x632]

Like a screen door in a hurricane.


She looks like Miranda Lambert's white trash cousin.

/me like
 
2013-10-05 01:25:44 AM

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Arrested for obstructing a highway

....the WHOLE HIGHWAY???


Man Cliff Burton can't never catch a break, bus rolls over... then this.
 
2013-10-05 01:38:24 AM

asynchron: BroncoFan_17: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x632]

Like a screen door in a hurricane.

......ineffective....?


Really wet and floppy?
 
2013-10-05 01:46:43 AM

Lord Farkwad: Have her bathed and brought to my chambers.
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You're doin' it wrong.  Have her and

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brought to your chambers where they will bathe each other, then you, then you bathe them, then the fun starts.
 
2013-10-05 02:22:03 AM
Er.  Wha.  Huh?

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2013-10-05 02:22:10 AM
Arrested for speeding in a school zone:
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She ran, she ran so far away, she couldn't get away.
 
2013-10-05 02:29:35 AM
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www.northwestmilitary.com
 
2013-10-05 02:30:33 AM
Alright, none of those people were me, so pretty sure I didn't get arrested this week...
 
2013-10-05 02:33:00 AM

BroncoFan_17: Like a screen door in a hurricane.


She got arrested for not turning in a license plate. They can really do that?
 
2013-10-05 02:34:11 AM

pheed: Am I the only one who thinks #8 could probably clean up really nicely?


That's a man!
 
2013-10-05 02:39:11 AM

Sinbox: [img.fark.net image 500x629]

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The Fabulous Stains?

Yup.
 
2013-10-05 02:42:18 AM
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2013-10-05 02:51:17 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: The Fabulous Stains?

Yup.


Whenever I hear or read the words "Diane Lane" that movie pops into my head. No matter what else she does (and she has done some very fine work), so will it ever be thus. (and not just that scene*.)

A particular Night Flight favorite.   Oh, goddess, how I miss Night Flight.

Somebody release that sh*t somewhere.

/I know...I know. The rights holders would render it cost prohibitive.


*she was older than me when I first say it. And it was one of the first bits of nudity  I'd ever seen in a film. That'll stick with a teenager.
 
2013-10-05 02:54:14 AM
Sometimes, I am surprised at the charges.  It's when you see a face and you think "Battery?  Could've fooled me."  This week, I looked at the pics, read the charges and said to myself1"Yep, that seems right.


///
note 1: I said it to myself because There's no one else in the office.  It sucks to be stuck in an office on Friday night.
 
2013-10-05 03:00:43 AM

Igor Jakovsky: She got arrested for not turning in a license plate. They can really do that?


That was my thought as well. Speeding in a school zone doesn't seem arrestable either, unless she was doing triple the limit. Makes me worry about the speeding ticket I got in NY state. The cop said the ticket would get mailed to me and that was months ago...
 
2013-10-05 03:04:14 AM

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Arrested for obstructing a highway

....the WHOLE HIGHWAY???


he looks like russell brand...
 
2013-10-05 03:04:44 AM
Arrested for failure to return a license plate after loss of insurance.

That's actually a thing?
 
2013-10-05 03:07:20 AM

Sinbox: DreamyAltarBoy: The Fabulous Stains?

Yup.

Whenever I hear or read the words "Diane Lane" that movie pops into my head. No matter what else she does (and she has done some very fine work), so will it ever be thus. (and not just that scene*.)

A particular Night Flight favorite.   Oh, goddess, how I miss Night Flight.

Somebody release that sh*t somewhere.

/I know...I know. The rights holders would render it cost prohibitive.


*she was older than me when I first say it. And it was one of the first bits of nudity  I'd ever seen in a film. That'll stick with a teenager.


Night Flightwas the best! It was always full of cool stuff I hadn't seen before.
I don't think I've really been nostalgic for the '80s until just now.
 
2013-10-05 03:15:17 AM

Slives: Well done tilting the head down so the chin covers the adam's apple.

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The eyes have a bizarre flatness to them, almost like they're flat, plastic things inserted where eyes would normally go.
 
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