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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)   For some, the federal shutdown means they're locked out of the National Parks; for others, it means that they can't leave and go home   (bozemandailychronicle.com ) divider line
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2013-10-04 08:41:42 PM  
So you can drive on the roads if you have a special sticker, but if you don't the police won't let you? Really?

They are going out of their way to make it inconvenient for people. I know the House passed a bill to keep the National Parks Service funded but the Senate refused to look at it.

It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry if they don't get their way. That is simply not fair. The government should do as much as possible to minimize the impact not maximize the impact. We don't need to take this shiat, they work for us.
 
2013-10-04 08:48:13 PM  

feckingmorons: It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry if they don't get their way. That is simply not fair.


Can you please explain what "Their way" is? Wouldn't that be funding all the goverment?
 
2013-10-04 08:52:06 PM  

optikeye: feckingmorons: It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry if they don't get their way. That is simply not fair.

Can you please explain what "Their way" is? Wouldn't that be funding all the goverment?


Their way is not passing any funding bills, or as Sen. Reid said, why would I want to help one child with cancer? The NIH bill can be brought up and passed by the Senate and sent to the president, but the Senate refuses to look at it.

The Senate by being stubborn is endangering lives, even if it is only one child with cancer. I'm disgusted.
 
2013-10-04 08:52:59 PM  
"We're screwed. But I'm not willing to be screwed silently. You got to open your mouth," Anderson said.


This guy needs to get with my ex. She had the same philosophy.
 
2013-10-04 08:57:45 PM  

feckingmorons: It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry


Did you catch being retarded over the past few month or something?

The House, namely Bohner and the teabaggers, are the ones hurting America. Refusing to cave into their obscene demands and pass these little tiny bills when the whole annual budget was already approved months ago would be insane. The Senate isn't hurting America, they're doing their job.
 
2013-10-04 08:58:09 PM  

feckingmorons: The Senate by being stubborn is endangering lives, even if it is only one child with cancer. I'm disgusted.


You wanted this. You supported it. You got it.
 
2013-10-04 09:02:43 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-10-04 09:36:55 PM  
Anderson and his wife, Jan Taylor, spoke over the phone while eating lunch at Buns N Beds, the only business open in Cooke City besides the gas station.

OK - I don;t care who you are, that there's funny.
 
2013-10-04 09:47:34 PM  
You know, I think I'd risk the ticket and get the hell out of Dodge.
 
2013-10-04 10:11:30 PM  

feckingmorons: So you can drive on the roads if you have a special sticker, but if you don't the police won't let you? Really?

They are going out of their way to make it inconvenient for people. I know the House passed a bill to keep the National Parks Service funded but the Senate refused to look at it.

It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry if they don't get their way. That is simply not fair. The government should do as much as possible to minimize the impact not maximize the impact. We don't need to take this shiat, they work for us.


Yeah, that'll fly. Shut down the government and then vote to fund only the stuff your side cares about.
 
2013-10-04 11:20:29 PM  

optikeye: feckingmorons: The Senate by being stubborn is endangering lives, even if it is only one child with cancer. I'm disgusted.

You wanted this. You supported it. You got it.


The House passed bills to open the NPS, the NIH, Washington DC, and other things. The Senate refuses to bring them up.
 
2013-10-04 11:22:00 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You know, I think I'd risk the ticket and get the hell out of Dodge.


Yeah, that seems a little nutty. Of course they may shoot you for running barricades, the federal cops are keen on that these days.
 
2013-10-04 11:27:22 PM  

feckingmorons: optikeye: feckingmorons: The Senate by being stubborn is endangering lives, even if it is only one child with cancer. I'm disgusted.

You wanted this. You supported it. You got it.

The House passed bills to open the NPS, the NIH, Washington DC, and other things. The Senate refuses to bring them up.


They also refused to pull out of Afghanistan when the Taliban asked them to do so in exchange for hostages. Funny how unreasonably demands aren't usually met.
 
2013-10-04 11:32:23 PM  

feckingmorons: So you can drive on the roads if you have a special sticker, but if you don't the police won't let you? Really?

They are going out of their way to make it inconvenient for people. I know the House passed a bill to keep the National Parks Service funded but the Senate refused to look at it.

It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry if they don't get their way. That is simply not fair. The government should do as much as possible to minimize the impact not maximize the impact. We don't need to take this shiat, they work for us.


You obviously don't know how politics works. Any budget cuts will be made to the most needed services, not the least. It's called extortion.
 
2013-10-05 12:25:41 AM  

feckingmorons: optikeye: feckingmorons: The Senate by being stubborn is endangering lives, even if it is only one child with cancer. I'm disgusted.

You wanted this. You supported it. You got it.

The House passed bills to open the NPS, the NIH, Washington DC, and other things. The Senate refuses to bring them up.


Which is exactly what the GOP wants.... "Chinese take out menu" government where they can just pick and choose the services THEY deem "appropriate" to fund, and not fund what doesn't fit in their "definition" of government.  Excuse me if I don't think we want to give into that "game".

Considering this is the party that did not win a majority of votes in ANY of the 3 levels of national government on a national votes measure in 2012 (Executive, senate, and house).. it is pretty much the definition of a hostage situation.
 
2013-10-05 12:32:47 AM  

fusillade762: Yeah, that'll fly. Shut down the government and then vote to fund only the stuff your side cares about.


I guess that means that the Democrat side don't care about the VA, the National Park Service, National Institute of Health, and pay for reservists or national guard.  Those are the funding bill that Democrats rejected today. Democrats won't fund those things because they are things that only Republicans care about.
 
2013-10-05 12:42:36 AM  
This is why line item veto would be unconstitutional.

Pass the law -- all of it. You don't get to edit after the fact.
 
2013-10-05 12:58:16 AM  
It's been four hours since we've been trapped in here by the slim-down.
I don't know how much longer I can hold out. I'm so hungry.
That fat kid is looking mighty delicious.
 
2013-10-05 01:00:36 AM  
I just want the assholes who are causing this to hurry up and finish out their terms.
I don't care if the Congressman is a former high school classmate of mind or saves my life by donating a lung.
Screw them. This is immature and stupid and causing untold amounts of inconvenience and financial difficulties.
ALL because "I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU WANT! ALSO YOU HAVE COOTIES!"

Spain is laughing at us. Freaking SPAIN.
 
2013-10-05 01:02:07 AM  
It's been days since this thing has started and I've yet to even notice the slightest change. Please, wake me when something does happen and have my tax rebate check. I've social contracted for X services and you better farking provide them. If not, too bad for you. Gimme my money back.
 
2013-10-05 01:07:23 AM  

Flatulent_Flea: This is why line item veto would be unconstitutional.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider_%28legislation%29
 
2013-10-05 01:08:07 AM  

feckingmorons: Their way is not passing any funding bills, or as Sen. Reid said, why would I want to help one child with cancer?


I see the talking points have made the rounds.

Disingenuous hack is disingenuous.
 
2013-10-05 01:09:10 AM  

skullkrusher: I've social contracted for X services and you better farking provide them. If not, too bad for you. Gimme my money back.


Shoulda held out for the XXX services.
 
2013-10-05 01:11:00 AM  

Fart_Machine: feckingmorons: Their way is not passing any funding bills, or as Sen. Reid said, why would I want to help one child with cancer?

I see the talking points have made the rounds.

Disingenuous hack is disingenuous.


Oh my link went away.
 
2013-10-05 01:12:08 AM  
Fiction Fan: I just want the assholes who are causing this to hurry up and finish out their terms.
I don't care if the Congressman is a former high school classmate of mind or saves my life by donating a lung.
Screw them. This is immature and stupid and causing untold amounts of inconvenience and financial difficulties.
ALL because "I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU WANT! ALSO YOU HAVE COOTIES!"

Spain is laughing at us. Freaking SPAIN.


NOBODY expected that!
 
2013-10-05 01:12:29 AM  
my side good, your side bad.
 
2013-10-05 01:13:34 AM  

mllawso: Flatulent_Flea: This is why line item veto would be unconstitutional.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider_%28legislation%29


cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2013-10-05 01:13:58 AM  
Good article by Zakaria

What cannot be allowed to stand is the notion that if a group of legislators cannot convince a majority in both houses and the president to agree with them, they will shut down the government or threaten to default until they can get their way. That is extortion, not democracy.

This country takes a dim view of sedition. These critters are headed for the woodshed.
 
2013-10-05 01:14:03 AM  

skullkrusher: It's been days since this thing has started and I've yet to even notice the slightest change. Please, wake me when something does happen and have my tax rebate check. I've social contracted for X services and you better farking provide them. If not, too bad for you. Gimme my money back.


the republicans being the party of no taxes doesn't work that way. you keep your money and give it to the insurance companies and the banks as deposits toward some ill defined safety net for your old age. need street repair? take up a collection among your neighbors. what the privatized fire dept won't put your fire out because you didn't pay your dues on time? too bad. and yes that actually happened.

unhappy with the congress? blame these guys.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/comment/2013/09/meadows-boehne r- defund-obamacare-suicide-caucus-geography.html
 
2013-10-05 01:16:58 AM  

Curious: skullkrusher: It's been days since this thing has started and I've yet to even notice the slightest change. Please, wake me when something does happen and have my tax rebate check. I've social contracted for X services and you better farking provide them. If not, too bad for you. Gimme my money back.

the republicans being the party of no taxes doesn't work that way. you keep your money and give it to the insurance companies and the banks as deposits toward some ill defined safety net for your old age. need street repair? take up a collection among your neighbors. what the privatized fire dept won't put your fire out because you didn't pay your dues on time? too bad. and yes that actually happened.

unhappy with the congress? blame these guys.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/comment/2013/09/meadows-boehne r- defund-obamacare-suicide-caucus-geography.html


I don't care who is at fault. I have been told that I need these services that the government shutdown is not providing. I have either paid for them or will pay for them. Either way, where's my munnay?
 
2013-10-05 01:17:17 AM  

SkinnyHead: I guess that means that the Democrat side don't care about the VA, the National Park Service, National Institute of Health, and pay for reservists or national guard. Those are the funding bill that Democrats rejected today. Democrats won't fund those things because they are things that only Republicans care about.


fusillade said "only the stuff your side cares about," not "the stuff only your side cares about."

Reading comprehension eludes you, apparently.
 
2013-10-05 01:21:47 AM  
So then these 'trapped' old farts can just claim a medical emergency to the heavily armed(why, sure...) park ranger blocking their travel out of the hell hole in the middle of no where.

Ranger: "whats your medical emergency?"
Old Fart: "I NEED DRUGS!!!".
Ranger: "Well nothing stopping you from leaving, as the only road out legally becomes the unrestricted main road for the winter season."
Old Fart: "Damnit!!! Why won't you let me leave!!!! I'm calling my Congress Critter and Foxnews!!!"
 
2013-10-05 01:22:20 AM  
I think I would take my chances and just drive without the magical sticker.
 
2013-10-05 01:22:29 AM  
I'm sure Kansas and Nebraska's Congressional representation are reasonable people and will help out. Let's just check, shall we?

Kansas: 2 senators and four representatives. All GOP. Hmm.
Nebraska: 2 Senators and three representatives. All GOP.

Sorry, son, you're on your own!
 
2013-10-05 01:25:33 AM  

feckingmorons: So you can drive on the roads if you have a special sticker, but if you don't the police won't let you? Really?

They are going out of their way to make it inconvenient for people. I know the House passed a bill to keep the National Parks Service funded but the Senate refused to look at it.

It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry if they don't get their way. That is simply not fair. The government should do as much as possible to minimize the impact not maximize the impact. We don't need to take this shiat, they work for us.


We don't negotiate with terrorists.
 
2013-10-05 01:26:35 AM  
ITT: Everyday Farkers get exposed to Drew's pet Politics Tab trolls who will do anything and get away with it because it drives page views and site traffic.
 
2013-10-05 01:26:45 AM  

feckingmorons: Benevolent Misanthrope: You know, I think I'd risk the ticket and get the hell out of Dodge.

Yeah, that seems a little nutty. Of course they may shoot you for running barricades, the federal cops are keen on that these days.


Shoot back. Better yet, shoot first.
 
2013-10-05 01:27:55 AM  

zerkalo: ITT: Everyday Farkers get exposed to Drew's pet Politics Tab trolls who will do anything and get away with it because it drives page views and site traffic.


You know what's funny? Both sides think you're talking about the other.
 
2013-10-05 01:27:58 AM  
Politics and bad weather were forecast. If you cant get your butt out of Dodge before the gunfight when everybody said it was coming at high noon, you might just get shot.

Those tourists can sit and spin.
 
2013-10-05 01:28:26 AM  

tinyarena: Good article by Zakaria

What cannot be allowed to stand is the notion that if a group of legislators cannot convince a majority in both houses and the president to agree with them, they will shut down the government or threaten to default until they can get their way. That is extortion, not democracy.

This country takes a dim view of sedition. These critters are headed for the woodshed.


That is a good article, but it could have been better if Zakaria hadn't conflated the CR and debt ceiling situations together part way through. The comments, on the other hand....yikes.
 
2013-10-05 01:29:48 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Politics and bad weather were forecast. If you cant get your butt out of Dodge before the gunfight when everybody said it was coming at high noon, you might just get shot.

Those tourists can sit and spin.


I dont think anyone thought their ability to freely travel on their own without legal repercussions would be an issue. Its one of those things we assume to be a given around here.
 
2013-10-05 01:30:03 AM  

Flatulent_Flea: This is why line item veto would be unconstitutional.

Pass the law -- all of it. You don't get to edit after the fact.


This has nothing to do with the line item veto.  There is no constitutional requirement that congress pass a single all-inclusive omnibus appropriation. There is nothing wrong with piecemeal funding. In fact, in the normal budget process, funding the government is divided up into 12 different appropriation bills.

Today, Senate Democrats rejected funding for the VA, for National Guard & Reservists pay, for the National Park Service, and for National Institute of Health. That's the only reason those things are not getting funded.
 
2013-10-05 01:30:04 AM  

skullkrusher: I don't care who is at fault. I have been told that I need these services that the government shutdown is not providing. I have either paid for them or will pay for them. Either way, where's my munnay?


Your money is being spent on the shutdown. It isn't cheap to bring government to a grinding halt. Unfortunately, the "service" that our officials have decided to provide for us right now is just that. If you want your money to be spent on something productive, write to your representatives.
 
2013-10-05 01:30:44 AM  

optikeye: feckingmorons: It seems as if Senate and the Administration want to make it as painful as possible for the citizenry if they don't get their way. That is simply not fair.

Can you please explain what "Their way" is? Wouldn't that be funding all the goverment?


The Democrats whole argument is basically "The Republicans are shutting down the whole government by funding the government except for the one part we demand..."

It's the Democrats who shut down the government, not the Republicans. It would be like if I offered you 98 out of a 100 dollars to feed yourself and you howled that I was intentionally starving you while refusing to take the 98.
 
2013-10-05 01:31:18 AM  

Starry Heavens: skullkrusher: I don't care who is at fault. I have been told that I need these services that the government shutdown is not providing. I have either paid for them or will pay for them. Either way, where's my munnay?

Your money is being spent on the shutdown. It isn't cheap to bring government to a grinding halt. Unfortunately, the "service" that our officials have decided to provide for us right now is just that. If you want your money to be spent on something productive, write to your representatives.


Thank you.
 
2013-10-05 01:31:51 AM  
"But I'm not willing to be screwed silently. You got to open your mouth."


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25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-05 01:33:22 AM  
"We're screwed. But I'm not willing to be screwed silently. You got to open your mouth," Anderson said.

...I...uh...
 
2013-10-05 01:34:05 AM  

feckingmorons: optikeye: feckingmorons: The Senate by being stubborn is endangering lives, even if it is only one child with cancer. I'm disgusted.

You wanted this. You supported it. You got it.

The House passed bills to open the NPS, the NIH, Washington DC, and other things. The Senate refuses to bring them up.


No. The guys responsible for shutting down everything do not get to choose what now gets funded.

Just no.
 
2013-10-05 01:35:56 AM  

sendtodave: feckingmorons: optikeye: feckingmorons: The Senate by being stubborn is endangering lives, even if it is only one child with cancer. I'm disgusted.

You wanted this. You supported it. You got it.

The House passed bills to open the NPS, the NIH, Washington DC, and other things. The Senate refuses to bring them up.

No. The guys responsible for shutting down everything do not get to choose what now gets funded.

Just no.


I don't care either way as it doesn't affect me, but I think if you wait long enough, they kind of do get to choose.

Just sayin.
 
2013-10-05 01:42:15 AM  

wiredroach: SkinnyHead: I guess that means that the Democrat side don't care about the VA, the National Park Service, National Institute of Health, and pay for reservists or national guard. Those are the funding bill that Democrats rejected today. Democrats won't fund those things because they are things that only Republicans care about.

fusillade said "only the stuff your side cares about," not "the stuff only your side cares about."

Reading comprehension eludes you, apparently.


If Democrats care about those things, why won't Democrats allow them to be funded?
 
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