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(CBS Minnesota)   Just when Larry Craig thought it was safe to go back in the (airport) bathroom   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line 75
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2013-10-04 07:44:49 PM
fec sending toes to tapping
 
2013-10-04 08:04:50 PM
I wonder what his stance on this is? Wide, I assume.
 
2013-10-04 08:32:11 PM
I love heartwarming stories like this.
 
2013-10-04 09:25:18 PM
Thank you, FEC, for keeping tabs on the former Senator.using his campaign funds to pay for his defense .. *snort* .. for soliciting sex .. *hee, hee* .. in a men's restroom. BHAWWHAHAHAHA.

/I never get tired of that story.
 
2013-10-04 11:29:11 PM
"Let's stance!"
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-10-04 11:59:03 PM
Just accept it, Larry. Accept that you crave the penis. And for the love of God, go get laid via less sketchy and safer means.
 
2013-10-05 12:06:03 AM
Wow, I didn't know it was even possible to misuse campaign funds anymore.


Craig cannot demonstrate that he is unable to disgorge

Heheheheh... "disgorge"...
 
2013-10-05 12:20:39 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-05 03:13:27 AM
Why can't he be like regular pervs and take it to Thailand?
 
2013-10-05 03:28:01 AM
Without people like Senator Larry Craig, the m4m section of Craigslist and Grindr would not have ANYONE on it looking for anonymous man to man sexual play.

God bless you, sexually closeted homophobic bigot. We salute you.
 
2013-10-05 03:33:11 AM
Wait.  Gay sex is illegal?  Why was he arrested?  Did he rape someone?
 
2013-10-05 03:37:04 AM

tbeatty: Wait.  Gay sex is illegal?  Why was he arrested?  Did he rape someone?


Sex in a public bathroom is illegal, period.

A homophobe who fights against gay rights getting caught having gay sex with a male prostitute isn't NECESSARILY illegal, but it's still hilarious.
 
2013-10-05 03:40:06 AM

tbeatty: Wait.  Gay sex is illegal?  Why was he arrested?  Did he rape someone?


Are you being deliberately obtuse? Children use airport bathroom. One of several reasons that soliciting sex in a public toilet is illegal.
 
2013-10-05 04:49:05 AM
lol, disgorge
 
2013-10-05 04:57:57 AM
I don't think I'll ever tire of this story. It never gets old.
 
2013-10-05 04:59:41 AM

Boo Radley: tbeatty: Wait.  Gay sex is illegal?  Why was he arrested?  Did he rape someone?

Are you being deliberately obtuse? Children use airport bathroom. One of several reasons that soliciting sex in a public toilet is illegal.


Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.
 
2013-10-05 04:59:54 AM
Larry Craig: toe tapper/Dick slapper.

/anything more than $20 is a rip-off.
 
2013-10-05 05:04:47 AM

super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.


Well, we never asked about the reason why you personally can't be within 100 feet of children.
 
2013-10-05 05:12:40 AM
This story has nothing to do with sex.

I could expand on that*, but it shouldn't be nece$$ary.
 
2013-10-05 05:17:39 AM

super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.


so?
 
2013-10-05 05:22:50 AM

log_jammin: super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.

so?


So what?
 
2013-10-05 05:29:38 AM

super_grass: log_jammin: super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.

so?

So what?


What are you doing up?
 
2013-10-05 05:31:57 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: super_grass: log_jammin: super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.

so?

So what?

What are you doing up?


I needed to shiat.
 
2013-10-05 05:34:30 AM

super_grass: thismomentinblackhistory: super_grass: log_jammin: super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.

so?

So what?

What are you doing up?

I needed to shiat.


I just got off work.
 
2013-10-05 05:36:53 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: super_grass: thismomentinblackhistory: super_grass: log_jammin: super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.

so?

So what?

What are you doing up?

I needed to shiat.

I just got off work.


Working is the best time to shiat. You get paid for it. I haven't used any toilet paper in half a week.
 
2013-10-05 05:38:53 AM

super_grass: log_jammin: super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.

so?

So what?


yes exactly. so what if we have used the bathroom with children present? what is your point?
 
2013-10-05 05:39:15 AM

super_grass: thismomentinblackhistory: super_grass: thismomentinblackhistory: super_grass: log_jammin: super_grass: Food for thought:

We have all exposed our genitals and shat in rooms where children can be present.

so?

So what?

What are you doing up?

I needed to shiat.

I just got off work.

Working is the best time to shiat. You get paid for it. I haven't used any toilet paper in half a week.


I looked over my shoulder just now.
 
2013-10-05 05:46:26 AM
FEC?  I thought they were almost completely defunded BEFORE the government shutdown.  Glad to see them doing something productive.

Looks like super_grass is toe-tapping the thread.
 
2013-10-05 05:51:00 AM

HOOBOY!: super_grass: Working is the best time to shiat. You get paid for it. I haven't used any toilet paper in half a week.

Ewww.


img.fark.net

/dropping bombs
 
2013-10-05 05:58:28 AM

HOOBOY!: I'm gonna have to side with Larry on this one. I don't doubt that blowing strange men in airport washrooms are part of the official duties of a GOP Senator.


I suppose if you're from Minnesota, it can apply to spouses of GOP House members, as well.
 
2013-10-05 06:07:00 AM
It's hard to believe anyone would be hard up enough for smack money as to blow that freak anywhere for any amount of money.

cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com

Would YOU give this a beej for $20 and lunch? Or even $20K and lunch? Really?
 
2013-10-05 06:12:14 AM

Gyrfalcon: It's hard to believe anyone would be hard up enough for smack money as to blow that freak anywhere for any amount of money.

[cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]

Would YOU give this a beej for $20 and lunch? Or even $20K and lunch? Really?


Hey, Alan Greenspan has Andrea Mitchell, and Paul Wolfowitz had Shaha Riza on call... there's no accounting for taste.
 
2013-10-05 06:33:39 AM

super_grass: I haven't used any toilet paper in half a week.


I always brought my own, but thanks for that visual. Yes, being serious- angel soft is my choice as its the best for my primary use- blowing my nose. I carry a roll in the car and one in a rucksack.
 
2013-10-05 06:43:38 AM
fta In his 52-page filing this week, Hancock describes a list of assets owned by Craig and his wife, Suzanne, valued at nearly $1.4 million that might be used to help satisfy a judgment against him: a yacht he bought in 2003, a 5,000-square-foot home on 2 acres, savings and retirement accounts, cash, and numerous vehicles.

My name is Elmer J. Craig, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
 
2013-10-05 07:03:40 AM

Notabunny: fta In his 52-page filing this week, Hancock describes a list of assets owned by Craig and his wife, Suzanne, valued at nearly $1.4 million that might be used to help satisfy a judgment against him: a yacht he bought in 2003, a 5,000-square-foot home on 2 acres, savings and retirement accounts, cash, and numerous vehicles.

My name is Elmer J. Craig, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.


Just from observations, ditch the yacht. They aren't worth the trouble, cheaper to charter if it's not an integral part of your life.
 
2013-10-05 07:16:13 AM

wildcardjack: Just from observations, ditch the yacht. They aren't worth the trouble, cheaper to charter if it's not an integral part of your life.


I always have wanted a ww2 era destroyer as a vessel. I know- upkeep is prolly 50 times of a yachts, but... Ditto for same era American and German submarines .
Why ? well, I think a submarine would make a great crab boat, for one
 
2013-10-05 07:20:57 AM

Gyrfalcon: Would YOU give this a beej for $20 and lunch? Or even $20K and lunch? Really?


There are a lot of sex addicts out there in the world. Most would do it for free. I know- tmfi, but thats why craigslist still goes on- folks like sex and peoples garage sale leftovers .
 
2013-10-05 07:44:20 AM

Boo Radley: tbeatty: Wait.  Gay sex is illegal?  Why was he arrested?  Did he rape someone?

Are you being deliberately obtuse? Children use airport bathroom. One of several reasons that soliciting sex in a public toilet is illegal.


And if two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders can't have raunchy sex in a public bathroom stall, then this asshole doesn't get that privilege, either.
 
2013-10-05 07:46:22 AM
"I always brought my own, but thanks for that visual. Yes, being serious- angel soft is my choice as its the best for my primary use- blowing my nose. I carry a roll in the car and one in a rucksack."

Oh yes, that is my #1 go-to tissue, without a doubt one of the best cum catchers made today.
 
2013-10-05 07:52:58 AM

alienated: wildcardjack: Just from observations, ditch the yacht. They aren't worth the trouble, cheaper to charter if it's not an integral part of your life.

I always have wanted a ww2 era destroyer as a vessel. I know- upkeep is prolly 50 times of a yachts, but... Ditto for same era American and German submarines .
Why ? well, I think a submarine would make a great crab boat, for one


I'd settle for a vietnam era riverboat.
 
2013-10-05 08:18:22 AM

HOOBOY!: Thanks a lot, Gyrfalcon. Now I have to go shoot myself in the face to get rid of the mental image of Larry Craig with a hard-on.


So you're flexible enough to give yourself a money shot?
Thanks for sharing.
 
2013-10-05 08:20:28 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: "I always brought my own, but thanks for that visual. Yes, being serious- angel soft is my choice as its the best for my primary use- blowing my nose. I carry a roll in the car and one in a rucksack."

Oh yes, that is my #1 go-to tissue, without a doubt one of the best cum catchers made today.


some of you people always have to go with the sex aspect. I blow my nose into tissue that is angel soft. Why ? Its strong and yet also soft and i have large nasal passages, so I roar like an elephant when I do a deep blowout. and angel soft hold up for that . And it folds up flat and works as an improv bandage .
 
2013-10-05 08:22:51 AM

log_jammin: I'd settle for a vietnam era riverboat.


I can dig that, but my late Uncle had the civie version in the late 70s- 83. He was unhappy. Then again, he was on Subs in the South Pacific in ww2 .
 
2013-10-05 08:29:43 AM
I would add- Uncle Harry caught a 45 # olive rock cod, in season, the last time we went fishing. He was a happy man that day, and I will treasure that day always . I caught 3 lures and some line ( we were 35 feet from shore in heavy rocks 25-30 feet down  ) and a whitefish of some sort. Harry used it for bait.
 
2013-10-05 08:31:38 AM
The close family ate Rock Cod for a week . It was delicious .
 
2013-10-05 08:53:17 AM

log_jammin: alienated: wildcardjack: Just from observations, ditch the yacht. They aren't worth the trouble, cheaper to charter if it's not an integral part of your life.

I always have wanted a ww2 era destroyer as a vessel. I know- upkeep is prolly 50 times of a yachts, but... Ditto for same era American and German submarines .
Why ? well, I think a submarine would make a great crab boat, for one

I'd settle for a vietnam era riverboat.


The problem is, the Navy Inactive Ships Program has an iron-clad policy - they don't sell ships to private individuals.  If you want something like a WWII-era ship (the few that are left) you'll want to hunt down something that was either in the Merchant Marine or was too small for the Reserve Fleet to administer.  You can occasionally find an LCI or PT Boat in private hands, though. 
And there are a few PT hulls for sale.
 
2013-10-05 08:55:22 AM

UNC_Samurai: The problem is, the Navy Inactive Ships Program has an iron-clad policy - they don't sell ships to private individuals.  If you want something like a WWII-era ship (the few that are left) you'll want to hunt down something that was either in the Merchant Marine or was too small for the Reserve Fleet to administer.  You can occasionally find an LCI or PT Boat in private hands, though. 
And there are a few PT hulls for sale.


you honestly just broke my heart.

I've day dreamed about getting one for years.
 
2013-10-05 08:56:07 AM
Karma. She's not a closeted gay senator!
 
2013-10-05 09:08:46 AM
This is a weird thread.
 
2013-10-05 09:23:24 AM
A Texas court would see nothing wrong with this, since he's a Republican.
 
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