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2013-10-04 07:39:33 PM
Rage against the machine.
 
2013-10-04 07:40:00 PM
will not click blaze, what happened?
 
2013-10-04 07:40:01 PM
False flag.
 
2013-10-04 07:40:27 PM

LittleJoeSF: will not click blaze, what happened?


A blaze.
 
2013-10-04 07:40:33 PM
The Blaze? Good choice mods.
 
2013-10-04 07:40:48 PM
Psychic pain.
 
2013-10-04 07:40:56 PM

LittleJoeSF: will not click blaze, what happened?


Ironically, dude set himself on fire (apparently) on the national mall somewhere.  The blaze seems a fitting news outlet for such things.
/not subby
 
2013-10-04 07:41:04 PM
They thought Mitch McConnell was stalking them.
 
2013-10-04 07:41:14 PM
Isn't that every day?
 
2013-10-04 07:42:11 PM
The Blaze?

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-10-04 07:42:28 PM
How long until Reid blames the Republicans?
 
2013-10-04 07:42:40 PM
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-man-national-mall-fir e-20131004,0,2723735.story

Man decides he hates 'Murica so much, he pours gasoline on himself, on the National Mall, and mmmmmm yummy long pork.
 
2013-10-04 07:42:43 PM
Wanted for questioning:

i.crackedcdn.com
 
2013-10-04 07:42:44 PM
Mans sets self on fire.

Source: the blaze

Subby wins one internets
 
2013-10-04 07:43:03 PM
I'm pretty sure there's no smoking allowed in that mall.....
 
2013-10-04 07:43:25 PM
Finally, The Blaze justifies its existence. If only there was a fire-related Fark tag.
 
2013-10-04 07:43:37 PM
Jesus.

Pass the goddamn budget you Republican assholes.  Just pass it.  Vote for it, all of you.  Let the TeaTards vote against it.  Leave them out in the goddamn cold and pass it.
 
2013-10-04 07:43:57 PM
www.plognark.com
 
2013-10-04 07:45:03 PM
What's the point of protesting if you don't tell people what you are protesting.
 
2013-10-04 07:45:04 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Finally, The Blaze justifies its existence. If only there was a fire-related Fark tag.


I could've sworn there used to be a Hot tag.  Maybe I just hallucinated it.
 
2013-10-04 07:45:06 PM

nekom: False flag.


In before...
Dammit. I didn't realize Alex Jones had an account here.
 
2013-10-04 07:45:11 PM
Am I supposed to hope this is a Democrat or a Republican? Anyone want to help me out here?
 
2013-10-04 07:45:12 PM
And the wave of fiery discontent continues to engulf our great nation....
 
2013-10-04 07:45:12 PM
Come one, surely all of the people took pics before they helped the dude.  Where's the pics?
 
2013-10-04 07:45:38 PM
surprised that the heroic capitol police didnt try to douse the fire with bullets. seeing as how they derive sexual pleasure from shooting unarmed women in the back.
 
2013-10-04 07:45:48 PM
Turn your radios on
I'll appear right there, yes I will
Turn me up real loud
I'm in your ears

Now I'm hanging ten now baby
As I ride your sonic, wave
Good God y'all
 
2013-10-04 07:46:22 PM
The end times are upon us.
 
2013-10-04 07:46:54 PM

lockers: What's the point of protesting if you don't tell people what you are protesting.


Maybe he was protesting secrecy.
 
2013-10-04 07:47:15 PM
But ... Boney Bone Boner is SKEEEEERRRD that he'll lose his jawb.

/He probably will anyway after this.
 
2013-10-04 07:47:43 PM

BoboGreen: The end times are upon us.


Well, they're definitely upon that guy.
 
2013-10-04 07:48:07 PM
FTFA: "His name and age weren't immediately known "

Guess we finally found Gary PDX
 
2013-10-04 07:48:19 PM
President Obama spying on him, too?
 
2013-10-04 07:48:20 PM
Jimmy Kimmel again. fake, fake, fake.
 
2013-10-04 07:48:58 PM

lockers: What's the point of protesting if you don't tell people what you are protesting.


He was protesting the magnificent quality of life here in the Dreamland of American Nirvana.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:25 PM

ilikeracecars: The Blaze? Good choice mods.


No, it's really not. This was the best submission? Really??


HotIgneous Intruder: But ... Boney Bone Boner is SKEEEEERRRD that he'll lose his jawb.

/He probably will anyway after this.


Well I'M certainly not voting for him again.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:25 PM

TheSwissNavy: seeing as how they derive sexual pleasure from shooting unarmed women in the back.


She was armed with a car, which is more powerful than a gun. And she was ramming shiat with it. Aiming at targets that are at the top of every terrorist's dream list. In an area full of pedestrians. With who knows what in her car - weapons, a bomb, etc. It could have been anything. You should be more concerned with the fact that a mentally ill woman couldn't get the help she needed before her suicidal breakdown.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:32 PM

TheSwissNavy: surprised that the heroic capitol police didnt try to douse the fire with bullets. seeing as how they derive sexual pleasure from shooting unarmed women in the back.


So only guns can be used as lethal weapons.  Ramming things with a car isn't lethal.  Got it.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:45 PM
Was this article hotlinked?
 
2013-10-04 07:50:10 PM

TOSViolation: How long until Reid blames the Republicans?


Or Boner blames the Democrats for not negotiating with the fire.
 
2013-10-04 07:50:37 PM
Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

RIP Burning Man.
 
2013-10-04 07:51:25 PM

TheSwissNavy: surprised that the heroic capitol police didnt try to douse the fire with bullets. seeing as how they derive sexual pleasure from shooting unarmed women in the back.


Some chick tries to run me over you bet I'd shoot her.

And those "heroic capitol police" are still doing their goddamn jobs even though they're no longer getting paid.
 
2013-10-04 07:51:42 PM
Subby has never been on the Metro. There are no days without a bizarre incident.
 
2013-10-04 07:51:51 PM

bwilson27: FTFA: "His name and age weren't immediately known "

Guess we finally found Gary PDX


What ever happened to that Guy? Did I miss a meltdown thread after Nixon?
 
2013-10-04 07:52:14 PM
"Stupid Buddhist Monk, the Vietnam War has been over for hundreds of years!"

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-04 07:52:40 PM
Flame on!
 
2013-10-04 07:52:42 PM

Ricardo Klement: Am I supposed to hope this is a Democrat or a Republican? Anyone want to help me out here?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-04 07:53:01 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jesus.

Pass the goddamn budget you Democrat assholes.  Just pass it.  Vote for it, all of you.  Let the TeaTards vote against it.  Leave them out in the goddamn cold and pass it.


FTFY.

The House sent the Senate a perfectly fine bill that ONLY the DEMOCRATS in the Senate rejected.  The House has given the Democrats all they need to end the shutdown now.

Accept the perfectly reasonable one year delay for the general public (like they already gave big business), and we're back in business.
 
2013-10-04 07:53:26 PM
img.fark.net

Some people  will not survive it...

Restrain your idiots, GOP!
 
2013-10-04 07:54:21 PM

LittleJoeSF: will not click blaze, what happened?


A man doused himself with gasoline & set himself on fire at the National Mall.
 
2013-10-04 07:54:48 PM

fusillade762: ilikeracecars: The Blaze? Good choice mods.

No, it's really not. This was the best submission? Really??



Sometimes the punchline is the headline, sometimes its the tag, and very rarely its the website.
 
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