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2013-10-04 10:15:26 PM
It's a shame peoe like Peter Van NonSence and others are not as astute as they view themselves.Had they read up on constitutional law, they would know that the President And Congress are required by law to be paid. Not just Republicans. All!Now put yourself to sleep listening to the wisdom of Harry Reed...
 
2013-10-04 10:18:00 PM

PsiChick: Neeek: Doc Daneeka: Fark that. If I wasn't getting paid, I wouldn't write hidden messages - I just wouldn't show up for work. If all these NWS workers were just no shows on the job, that would send a much stronger message.

What would they do, fire them? Sue for wrongful termination. Seems like if you're not getting paid, you'd have a pretty good case.

I imagine they consider their job to be a necessity for the continued safety of a number of people. The comments on this thread suggest they aren't wrong.

/If not doing my job meant people who didn't do anything wrong would likely die, I hope I'd show up whether or not I was paid.

Yeah...me too.

/Why isn't this considered essential?


it is, but... isn't?
there was a local news story about the guys at the Wakefield station soldering on. It's one of those, We'll pay you when we get around to not farking around jobs.


weather boffin seems like a cool job to me actually.. I wonder if I'm too old and set in my ways to get all academic on that Jank.. I don't think I can make beer forever any more
 
2013-10-04 10:26:42 PM

Chevello: Name_Omitted: I'm waiting for someone to complain about them wasting time on the government clock writing poetry.

Well it isn't like they are getting paid to be there, so...


They are getting paid, they just don't know when.

The people who are furloughed may or may not get paid when this is over depending on the whims of congress because let's face it, they're farking assholes.

The essential employees are working and will get paid when it's over irregardless.

My director sent an email saying we should get our paychecks on time but I'm doubtful, so all of my spending has been cut to pretty much 0.
 
2013-10-04 10:30:26 PM

Cerebral Knievel: PsiChick: Neeek: Doc Daneeka: Fark that.
What would they do, fire them? Sue for wrongful termination. Seems like if you're not getting paid, you'd have a pretty good case.


/Why isn't this considered essential?

it is, but... isn't?
there was a local news story about the guys at the Wakefield station soldering on. It's one of those, We'll pay you when we get around to not farking around jobs.


www.redvue.co.uk Too much tin....
 
2013-10-04 10:43:06 PM

hammer85: Chevello: Name_Omitted: I'm waiting for someone to complain about them wasting time on the government clock writing poetry.

Well it isn't like they are getting paid to be there, so...

They are getting paid, they just don't know when.

The people who are furloughed may or may not get paid when this is over depending on the whims of congress because let's face it, they're farking assholes.

The essential employees are working and will get paid when it's over irregardless.

My director sent an email saying we should get our paychecks on time but I'm doubtful, so all of my spending has been cut to pretty much 0.


It spoils the facetiousness when you do that. Stop it. ;)

Glad I'm not in the shoes of any of the people either furloughed or still working. Not sure my landlord would be all that understanding about not getting paid either.

The media hype on this is astounding. I think everyone knows that eventually they pay will arrive, just not maybe this week or whatever, but the news yaks about it like all of you won't ever get paid for the work you are doing during this "time of crisis."

Good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2013-10-04 10:50:37 PM

Mikeyworld: Cerebral Knievel: PsiChick: Neeek: Doc Daneeka: Fark that.
What would they do, fire them? Sue for wrongful termination. Seems like if you're not getting paid, you'd have a pretty good case.


/Why isn't this considered essential?

it is, but... isn't?
there was a local news story about the guys at the Wakefield station soldering on. It's one of those, We'll pay you when we get around to not farking around jobs.

Too much tin....


you have to be gentle with SOT-23s. Not too much heat.
 
2013-10-04 10:53:08 PM

Chevello: The media hype on this is astounding. I think everyone knows that eventually they pay will arrive, just not maybe this week or whatever, but the news yaks about it like all of you won't ever get paid for the work you are doing during this "time of crisis."

Good luck. We're all counting on you.


Here's the thing: Just because their pay gets put on hold (but they'll get it 'eventually') doesn't mean *THEIR BILLS DO*.

It's not like they can demand the electric company or banks wait for them to get their back pay.
 
2013-10-04 11:00:01 PM

Name_Omitted: Lenny_da_Hog: You know, in Alaska we're paying for something called "Weather Monitoring!"

Yeah, we do, and it has probably saved my life at least twice so yes, let's please pay them.


This Oklahoman, whose house alarm is tied into NWS Norman for tornado touchdown warnings, agrees wholeheartedly. fark paying Congress and the President, pay the NOAA forecasters please. Thank you.

More importantly, a great big thank you to all forecasters working without pay right now.
 
2013-10-04 11:11:39 PM

Aigoo: Name_Omitted: Lenny_da_Hog: You know, in Alaska we're paying for something called "Weather Monitoring!"

Yeah, we do, and it has probably saved my life at least twice so yes, let's please pay them.

This Oklahoman, whose house alarm is tied into NWS Norman for tornado touchdown warnings, agrees wholeheartedly. fark paying Congress and the President, pay the NOAA forecasters please. Thank you.

More importantly, a great big thank you to all forecasters working without pay right now.


Guess they should have gotten real jobs instead of relying on governmental job programs.
 
2013-10-04 11:26:27 PM
images.huffingtonpost.com

Still the greatest acrostic poem I've seen.

/Hot like a filth flarn filth
 
2013-10-04 11:26:31 PM

Felgraf: Chevello: The media hype on this is astounding. I think everyone knows that eventually they pay will arrive, just not maybe this week or whatever, but the news yaks about it like all of you won't ever get paid for the work you are doing during this "time of crisis."

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

Here's the thing: Just because their pay gets put on hold (but they'll get it 'eventually') doesn't mean *THEIR BILLS DO*.

It's not like they can demand the electric company or banks wait for them to get their back pay.


And if they have to dip into their savings or credit,they do not get that back.
 
2013-10-04 11:35:34 PM

loral: It's a shame peoe like Peter Van NonSence and others are not as astute as they view themselves.Had they read up on constitutional law, they would know that the President And Congress are required by law to be paid. Not just Republicans. All!Now put yourself to sleep listening to the wisdom of Harry Reed...


What is this? I don't even...
 
2013-10-04 11:43:09 PM
B-E-S-U-R-T-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E?
 
2013-10-04 11:45:49 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: B-E-S-U-R-T-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E?


fark you. WORD!:
Welch Allyn Sigmoidoscope/Anoscope/Otoscope/Opthalmoscope Rectal Diagnostic Set?
 
2013-10-05 12:11:15 AM
hammer85:

How are things like insurance being handled?  Your paychecks are being withheld, what about Worker's Comp premiums?
 
2013-10-05 12:17:58 AM
The NWS is an outdated institution anyways. Now that Obama can control the weather with HAARP, we have no need for weather forecasters. Obama will either tell us what he's going to make happen, or he won't. He smote Iowa, Nebraska and South Dakota pretty good with some tornadoes and a blizzard today. Obviously it was revenge against red states just because the public is turning against him for shutting down the government.
 
2013-10-05 12:28:26 AM

oregon fubaralas: Welch Allyn Sigmoidoscope/Anoscope/Otoscope/Opthalmoscope Rectal Diagnostic Set?


Why would you use an otoscope in your ass?

I mean, if that's your thing...NTTIAWWT...
 
2013-10-05 12:35:27 AM
Only mildly impressed for reasons that should not be obscure on Fark.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-10-05 01:19:18 AM

Peter von Nostrand: loral: It's a shame peoe like Peter Van NonSence and others are not as astute as they view themselves.Had they read up on constitutional law, they would know that the President And Congress are required by law to be paid. Not just Republicans. All!Now put yourself to sleep listening to the wisdom of Harry Reed...

What is this? I don't even.

.

www.chinahearsay.com
 
2013-10-05 03:11:57 AM

mongbiohazard: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: impaler: We should defund the national weather service. We don't need it, after all we have the weather channel (who get their weather information from the NWS).

This is what Republicans actually belief.

Sadly this is what Republicans actually believe. Rick Santorum was one of the assholes who tried to quash the NWS from reporting information about the nation's weather, because their accurate reporting of said weather was negatively impacting businesses - who rely on said reporting - to make money as middlemen.

I was like, "Oh come on, really?" Then 3 seconds of Googling later...

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71129.html

Seriously, that guy's dickery just has no farking bounds.


Nope.  He didn't even have the decency to wipe the Accuweather spunk off his chin before presenting his bill into committee.
 
2013-10-05 05:42:17 AM
You mean taxpayer money won't go to weather forecasting? Thomas Jefferson is rolling over in his grave, I am sure.
 
2013-10-05 06:28:47 AM

SevenizGud: You mean taxpayer money won't go to weather forecasting?


If it did we all know what happens next.

communism.
 
2013-10-05 07:34:50 AM
THANKS OBAMA!
 
2013-10-05 07:41:55 AM

DarthBart: mongbiohazard: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: impaler: We should defund the national weather service. We don't need it, after all we have the weather channel (who get their weather information from the NWS).

This is what Republicans actually belief.

Sadly this is what Republicans actually believe. Rick Santorum was one of the assholes who tried to quash the NWS from reporting information about the nation's weather, because their accurate reporting of said weather was negatively impacting businesses - who rely on said reporting - to make money as middlemen.

I was like, "Oh come on, really?" Then 3 seconds of Googling later...

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71129.html

Seriously, that guy's dickery just has no farking bounds.

Nope.  He didn't even have the decency to wipe the Accuweather spunk off his chin before presenting his bill into committee.


A bill so obviously wrong-headed not even the other Republicans would cosponsor it.
 
2013-10-05 07:54:23 AM

Aigoo: Name_Omitted: Lenny_da_Hog: You know, in Alaska we're paying for something called "Weather Monitoring!"

Yeah, we do, and it has probably saved my life at least twice so yes, let's please pay them.

This Oklahoman, whose house alarm is tied into NWS Norman for tornado touchdown warnings, agrees wholeheartedly. fark paying Congress and the President, pay the NOAA forecasters please. Thank you.

More importantly, a great big thank you to all forecasters working without pay right now.


I propose we start a new meme: Good Guy NWS.
 
2013-10-05 08:09:11 AM

mod3072: The NWS is an outdated institution anyways.


I don't understand why we want to get our weather from NWA in the first place...

i1019.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-05 09:36:40 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: mod3072: The NWS is an outdated institution anyways.

I don't understand why we want to get our weather from NWA in the first place...


There's a cold front coming straight outta Compton.
 
2013-10-05 10:07:12 AM

capt.hollister: Only mildly impressed for reasons that should not be obscure on Fark.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Came here for this reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-05 10:15:52 AM
Ooh,acrostic messages are cool beans. Nice one, AWS.

Particularly liked the way they said please there.

Polite hostage is polite.
 
2013-10-05 10:39:20 AM
The only problem with the effective protests that will actually get Republicans' attention is that they'll hurt "innocents"...but I think we're quickly getting to the point where innocents will be hurt no matter what we do. And I have a rule: Whenever a situation leads to a Morton's fork with an outcome, that outcome can be ignored in future situations.  To clarify: If you have a bus full of schoolkids on track A and a bus full of nuns on track B and you have a train coming, "someone's gonna die" should not factor into your decision of which track the train's gonna barrel down.  If there were a third option that would save every life, it should be heard, and anyone who is preventing it from being heard (read: Tea Party members blocking clean CR) are the ones at fault.
 
2013-10-05 11:17:38 AM
This was done by a Farker... He mentioned it earlier this week.
 
2013-10-05 11:18:31 AM

cretinbob: I have few regrets in life but not having gone to school so I could work for NOAA is one


My Dad worked for NOAA from its inception until his retirement. I'm pretty damn proud of that. Down in South Florida, under National Marine Fisheries Service. I still get a lump in my throat when I see the NOAA logo on weather maps.
 
2013-10-05 12:16:53 PM
I think the NWS should go on a reduced schedule and skeleton crew. Put out a four day forecast twice a week, or something like that. If something major develops during the off days, oh well, should have fully funded them.
 
2013-10-05 12:36:31 PM
Did they blink out the message in morse code?
 
2013-10-05 12:50:37 PM
Well we all know that government employees are the cream of the crop. With their "can do" attitudes, and dedication to adding value developed through years of public service, I'm sure their employment prospects in the private sector will be...will be...hee hee, ha ha, HA HA HA!

I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that. Government employee resumes always go to the bottom of the stack. Bless their hearts.
 
2013-10-05 01:55:20 PM
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
 
2013-10-05 02:26:08 PM

Name_Omitted: I'm waiting for someone to complain about them wasting time on the government clock writing poetry.


FTA Comments:
mduberalles  11:09 AM CST
Fire them and the IRS agents that politicize their bureaucratic jobs.
 
2013-10-05 02:30:32 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Name_Omitted: I'm waiting for someone to complain about them wasting time on the government clock writing poetry.

FTA Comments:
mduberalles  11:09 AM CST
Fire them and the IRS agents that politicize their bureaucratic jobs.


Perfect.
 
2013-10-05 02:56:32 PM

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How I read this:
MARBLECAKE ALSO THE GA... fark you.
 
2013-10-05 02:57:38 PM

Mikeyworld: Cerebral Knievel: PsiChick: Neeek: Doc Daneeka: Fark that.
What would they do, fire them? Sue for wrongful termination. Seems like if you're not getting paid, you'd have a pretty good case.


/Why isn't this considered essential?

it is, but... isn't?
there was a local news story about the guys at the Wakefield station soldering on. It's one of those, We'll pay you when we get around to not farking around jobs.

[www.redvue.co.uk image 677x400] Too much tin....


I'd say that's the wrong tip and being applied to the wrong place.  Don't blame the solder.

Needs a bent conical tip, applied to the joint between the lead and pad.

/I miss Sn63Pb37
 
2013-10-05 04:04:25 PM

PsiChick: Neeek: Doc Daneeka: Fark that. If I wasn't getting paid, I wouldn't write hidden messages - I just wouldn't show up for work. If all these NWS workers were just no shows on the job, that would send a much stronger message.

What would they do, fire them? Sue for wrongful termination. Seems like if you're not getting paid, you'd have a pretty good case.

I imagine they consider their job to be a necessity for the continued safety of a number of people. The comments on this thread suggest they aren't wrong.

/If not doing my job meant people who didn't do anything wrong would likely die, I hope I'd show up whether or not I was paid.

Yeah...me too.

/Why isn't this considered essential?


It is considered essential.  That's why they're still working, and not furloughed.  They're just not getting paid for the work.
 
2013-10-05 04:10:14 PM
If your boss tells you "I'm not going to pay you" and you go to work anyway, I find it hard to be sympathetic.

It sucks that the governement won't do it's job, but working for free doesn't solve that problem.  Stay home, spend some time with friends and family.

The more work you do for free, the less pressure the politicians will be under to fix the problem.
 
2013-10-05 05:40:08 PM

JuggleGeek: If your boss tells you "I'm not going to pay you" and you go to work anyway, I find it hard to be sympathetic.

It sucks that the governement won't do it's job, but working for free doesn't solve that problem.  Stay home, spend some time with friends and family.

The more work you do for free, the less pressure the politicians will be under to fix the problem.


Actually, it is illegal to do work when on furlough. If they went to their jobs, they were probably ORDERED to. This being government, do you really think the laws apply the same way?
 
2013-10-05 05:55:14 PM
Forecaster Avila got a new job?
 
2013-10-05 08:51:17 PM

PsiChick: Why isn't this considered essential?


It is.  Which is why they're still expected to go to work while not getting paid.
 
2013-10-05 08:54:03 PM

buzzcut73: I worked in the communications division for a PD in a mid-sized college town in the midwest back in the '90s, and loved to see the forecast discussion come across the printer, no matter whether there was anything going on or not weather wise, simply because it seemed that the forecaster that worked the evening shift was about as bored as I was and made a habit of inserting witty stuff somewhere mid text. Stuff like "nobody is really going to read this, but I'll explain why it will be calm with a low in the 70's tonight", or "if for some reason you look outside and see the blizzard raging and think it would be a good time to go for a drive, it isn't, so don't"


Reminds me of the Tulsa NOAA weather radio station.  "This is KIH27, NOAA Weather Radio in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  The voice of the National Weather Service.  I'm Chance Storm."
 
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