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(Fark)   Clear your desks, chug your beer, remove your pants, and clear your head: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 30
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2013-10-04 04:41:52 PM  
Of course, we can't kick this off without a serious thanks to the people who volunteer make this happen every week. Your quizmasters this week are Sim Tree, phlegmmo, Sinto, Do the needful, and ivan. You guys rocked it this week.
 
2013-10-04 04:42:31 PM  
Winners from last week's quiz:

Old_Fark 984
Oakenraven 942
w0sas1 941
JasonOfOrillia 934
Blues_X 932
LedLawless 932
eljefeoscuro 927
manzer 925
Madlebedo 925
loveblondieo 923

No perfect scores. That leaves this week wide open.
 
2013-10-04 04:43:38 PM  
And the Easy Quiz, if you need to lick your wounds:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/267
 
2013-10-04 04:45:45 PM  
No. I'm not taking it.
 
2013-10-04 04:50:23 PM  
/pout
 
2013-10-04 04:50:40 PM  
W00t!

Mister Pleco969
Wrongo792
M-G747
Ivo Shandor741
cgraves67684
Englebert Slaptyback654
HighZoolander636
groppet621
Bingus620
Prof. Frink556
 
2013-10-04 04:52:33 PM  
Hard version, I don't even want to talk about it

Easy version - Yeah, trivia biatches!
 
2013-10-04 04:53:25 PM  
Hrm, started 5-5 and fell off after that.  Sucks, 'cause I totally did nothing at work this week.
 
2013-10-04 04:53:36 PM  
Joke's on you, I'm not wearing any pants.
 
2013-10-04 04:55:03 PM  
Pathetic yet again.

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 680

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (150 seconds)
 
2013-10-04 04:56:16 PM  
Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score: 8 out of 11 correct, total points = 712
Total time elapsed: 1 minute (108 seconds)

I was going to post my place on the Top 10 but was bumped off by the time I refreshed. BUT I'M NOT BITTER ABOUT THAT
 
2013-10-04 04:57:01 PM  
Top 10 on easy. Do the sucking of this.

unfreakable I will send to you the email after next week for the return to this!
 
2013-10-04 04:57:45 PM  

FourDirections: Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score: 8 out of 11 correct, total points = 712
Total time elapsed: 1 minute (108 seconds)

I was going to post my place on the Top 10 but was bumped off by the time I refreshed. BUT I'M NOT BITTER ABOUT THAT


Good job still!
 
2013-10-04 04:58:30 PM  
I might have had one more right, but one of the questions was worded very tricksy and I clicked too fast.
 
2013-10-04 04:59:29 PM  

Unfreakable: Winners from last week's quiz:

No perfect scores. That leaves this week wide open.

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 1019


Bring it, chumps.

/guessed on half of them
 
2013-10-04 05:00:30 PM  
Thought I'd actually try it this time.  My first, omg.

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 796
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (134 seconds)

Could've been worse.
 
2013-10-04 05:01:54 PM  
Much like the checklist in the headline, my desk is clear, my beer is chugged, and I'm no longer wearing pants. I knew I forgot something...

Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 849 (161 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 903 (97 seconds)

Good game, quizmasters, it's getting harder. The quiz, I mean.

/ambles off to buy moar beer.
//fortunately, my head is now clear enough that I remembered to put on my pants first.
///Score: 3 out of 4, total BAC = 0.04 (it's 5:00 somewhere)
 
2013-10-04 05:08:11 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Much like the checklist in the headline, my desk is clear, my beer is chugged, and I'm no longer wearing pants. I knew I forgot something...

Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 849 (161 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 903 (97 seconds)

Good game, quizmasters, it's getting harder. The quiz, I mean.

/ambles off to buy moar beer.
//fortunately, my head is now clear enough that I remembered to put on my pants first.
///Score: 3 out of 4, total BAC = 0.04 (it's 5:00 somewhere)


You missed 1 in the hard quiz?

What a shame, I expect better of you!

Maybe foxxcon will let you out early next time. I'm sure they will understand.
 
2013-10-04 05:09:02 PM  
Shouldn't be in the top ten (and probably won't stay;), but my the two complete "dart throws" got lucky.

/I never get 11/11 without at least one
//don't always say it, though I always play it: Blessed are the Quizmakers
 
2013-10-04 05:13:34 PM  
First time ever actually doing one of these tests.

Final Score:
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 369
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (124 seconds)

Looks like I need to Fark more diligently. At least I'll do better with WWDTM tomorrow morning.
 
2013-10-04 05:21:39 PM  

belhade: First time ever actually doing one of these tests.

Final Score:
4 out of 11 correct, total points = 369
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (124 seconds)

Looks like I need to Fark more diligently. At least I'll do better with WWDTM tomorrow morning.


Sad is you actually beat my score.  Think I need to Fark a lot more.  A lot.
 
2013-10-04 05:27:41 PM  
I bought beer at 8:30 this morning. Dressing in khakis and a polo shirt on my way to work helps not look like alcoholic
 
2013-10-04 06:06:37 PM  

VivianVivisect:
Maybe foxxcon will let you out early next time. I'm sure they will understand.


It's a pretty cushy gig, but I'm just not slacking off the way I feel I could be if I really put my mind to it. As they say, sLeeP is for the weak.
 
2013-10-04 06:18:48 PM  
I swear I spent more time on Fark this week :(

Final Score:
2 out of 11 correct, total points = 173
Total time elapsed:
3 minutes (181 seconds)

A new personal low score.

/bangs head on desk, repeatedly
//drinks, heavily
 
2013-10-04 06:59:43 PM  
Ugh i screwed that up good and proper.
 
2013-10-04 06:59:47 PM  

meow said the dog: unfreakable I will send to you the email after next week for the return to this!


Looking forward to it!
 
2013-10-04 07:02:36 PM  
1 out of 11 correct, total points = 90

That's a record for me. My lowest score yet!
 
2013-10-04 09:12:03 PM  
Last week, top 10.  This week, stinko.
 
2013-10-04 10:24:12 PM  
I must say I sucked ass this week.  Didn't break 700.  Can't focus.
 
2013-10-05 11:15:20 PM  
I'm wearing this:

www.sfstation.com

How do I take the pants off?
 
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