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(NBC News)   Not news: 14 year-old bags two on hunting trip. News: two hunters. Fark: Then shoots self in leg   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 13
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2013-10-04 05:25:53 PM
5 votes:
I always will remember,
'twas a year ago november,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "there's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred guernsey cow.
2013-10-04 05:05:26 PM
3 votes:
What's the problem? Is there a bag limit on hunters?
2013-10-04 05:30:11 PM
2 votes:
That gun went completely nuts. Lucky more people weren't injured.
2013-10-04 05:27:29 PM
2 votes:
Ya see, you have to get guns in kid's hands nice and early, that way they'll always respect them.
2013-10-04 06:57:46 PM
1 votes:
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2013-10-04 06:52:05 PM
1 votes:
Accomplice:

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2013-10-04 06:20:27 PM
1 votes:
Considering this happened in Oregon, he's lucky they didn't all die of dysentery.
2013-10-04 06:05:59 PM
1 votes:
Man, this story is so full of pure Murican derp, the mind reels.  It's got everything: Cabin in the woods.  Implied boy bugger.  Homicidal mayhem.  Duct tape.  Murica! Fark yeah!
2013-10-04 05:44:05 PM
1 votes:

rnatalie: Was he smoking hot?


Well Done
2013-10-04 05:43:29 PM
1 votes:
Something abut a bunch of guys alone together in the woods.cabin .. seems kinda gay.
2013-10-04 05:40:30 PM
1 votes:

RidersOfLohan: still nothing about the guy who set himself on fire in DC?


You were expecting an article about a 14 year old killing 2 guys to contain information about a guy setting himself on fire?

Are these 2 things related in some way?
2013-10-04 05:33:14 PM
1 votes:

RidersOfLohan: still nothing about the guy who set himself on fire in DC?


 Was he smoking hot?
2013-10-04 05:28:32 PM
1 votes:
You shoot it, you eat it. Them's the rules kid.
 
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