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(NBC News)   Not news: 14 year-old bags two on hunting trip. News: two hunters. Fark: Then shoots self in leg   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 4
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2013-10-04 05:27:29 PM  
2 votes:
Ya see, you have to get guns in kid's hands nice and early, that way they'll always respect them.
2013-10-04 05:23:59 PM  
2 votes:

mediablitz: He shoots two, then shoots himself. So he comes BACK to the cabin asking for help?!?!? Can't wait for the details on this one.


I'm going to put early money on "the older men were getting molest-y."  Kid kills them in defense of his bunghole.  The fact that the guy left alive in the cabin had enough duct tape to tape a boy to a chair is very suspicious....
2013-10-04 05:25:53 PM  
1 votes:
I always will remember,
'twas a year ago november,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "there's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred guernsey cow.
2013-10-04 05:25:48 PM  
1 votes:
definitely sounds a bit ... rape-y
 
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