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2013-10-04 06:33:58 PM

HMS_Blinkin: mediablitz: He shoots two, then shoots himself. So he comes BACK to the cabin asking for help?!?!? Can't wait for the details on this one.

I'm going to put early money on "the older men were getting molest-y."  Kid kills them in defense of his bunghole.  The fact that the guy left alive in the cabin had enough duct tape to tape a boy to a chair is very suspicious....


Escanaba in de Moonlight?
 
2013-10-04 06:35:55 PM
Where are you getting the implied rape-y from the story?  I read it again, and saw nothing of the sort.
 
2013-10-04 06:39:08 PM

skozlaw: mbillips: RidersOfLohan: still nothing about the guy who set himself on fire in DC?

Wat? Link? The googles produce nothing.

WAPO
He's been airlifted.


Was it Darrell Issa?  He likes setting his own stuff on fire.
 
2013-10-04 06:41:05 PM

parkthebus: Where are you getting the implied rape-y from the story?  I read it again, and saw nothing of the sort.


I believe that was just random speculation. When there are few details some people like to take a shot at what the story "might be", even if it's a long shot.
 
2013-10-04 06:43:21 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: How exactly do you shoot 2 guys dead on accident? I can see one, and if it WAS an accident you would probably drop the gun and try to help. But 2? Then running away? Seems like murder to me. And if it was, he's a an asshole, not only for killing those 2 guys, but then crying like a biatch and begging for help ony when HE was ignorant enough to shoot himself. Should have done the world a favor and shot himself in the head.

/What asshole gave this kid a weapon anyway?


Probably the one that tried to Ditty Bop him.

2nd amendment and all
 
2013-10-04 06:52:05 PM
Accomplice:

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2013-10-04 06:57:46 PM
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2013-10-04 06:59:35 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: How exactly do you shoot 2 guys dead on accident?


Nowhere in the article does it say the killings were an accident. The were killed in the cabin, so it's either murder or self-defense - the chair-tapey reaction of the surviving hunter suggest that either he or the boy is guilty as sin. The shot in the leg was accidental - or possibly intentional to make it look like self-defense.

This article names the two victims but does not provide much more info.
 
2013-10-04 07:03:37 PM
They do say that man... is the most dangerous prey
 
2013-10-04 07:06:42 PM
 
2013-10-04 07:15:54 PM
Shouldn't have pissed the little prick off?
 
2013-10-04 07:17:14 PM
From the article in our local paper (http://www.bluemountaineagle.com/free/update-granite-victim-was-fost er -father/article_119c7d6c-2d29-11e3-a748-0019bb2963f4.html):

"The investigation by the Grant County major crimes team is continuing."

I didn't even know we had a major crimes team, or any major crimes for that matter.
 
2013-10-04 07:21:10 PM
Foster father takes kid for some Chris Kyle-inspired gun therapy.
Oops.
 
2013-10-04 07:24:33 PM
If those hunters would have had guns, they could have defended themselves.
 
2013-10-04 07:24:49 PM
Probably just mad they made him go hunting instead of letting him play video games.
 
2013-10-04 07:25:23 PM
A lot of discussion ITT about duct tape and molestation and such like as in.

The boy returned to the cabin and pleaded for help from another man in the hunting party, Palmer said, but instead the man held the teen at gunpoint, forced him to get on the floor and then used duct tape to bind him to a chair.


He held the teen at gunpoint, and restrained him with duct tape.

It takes two hands to manipulate a roll of duct tape, no?

/Just adding my own baseless speculation.
 
2013-10-04 07:31:26 PM

MrPleasant: HMS_Blinkin: mediablitz: He shoots two, then shoots himself. So he comes BACK to the cabin asking for help?!?!? Can't wait for the details on this one.

I'm going to put early money on "the older men were getting molest-y."  Kid kills them in defense of his bunghole.  The fact that the guy left alive in the cabin had enough duct tape to tape a boy to a chair is very suspicious....

I don't know....seems to me a single roll of duct tape would be plenty...heck, you could probably tape someone up to the wall with a single roll of duct tape.


Guns make you stupid. Duct tape makes you smart.
 
2013-10-04 07:35:02 PM
AGAIN, "Not Florida" tag VERY appropriate!!
 
2013-10-04 07:40:03 PM
One of the two men shot and killed in a deer-hunting camp in northeastern Oregon was the foster father of the 14-year-old boy identified as the shooter, authorities said Friday.

Grant County Sheriff Glenn Palmer also said two guns were involved - a hunting rifle and a revolver - and the shootings both occurred around midnight Wednesday, with one victim shot inside a cabin and the other one outside.

Michael Piete, 43, was the foster father of the suspect, whose name has not been released because of his age, authorities said. The other victim was Kenneth C. Gilliland, 64, Both men were from Baker City.


http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/6fba22dd965c413586b421ae7f197a d1 /US--Deer-Camp-Shooting
 
2013-10-04 07:43:17 PM

iron de havilland: It takes two hands to manipulate a roll of duct tape, no?


Not particularly. One hand and some teeth work.
 
2013-10-04 07:55:16 PM

doglover: iron de havilland: It takes two hands to manipulate a roll of duct tape, no?

Not particularly. One hand and some teeth work.


Yep, you get good at it when you play Edward Forty-Hands
 
2013-10-04 08:07:40 PM

doglover: iron de havilland: It takes two hands to manipulate a roll of duct tape, no?

Not particularly. One hand and some teeth work.


Thus speaks the voice of experience?

As I said - baseless speculation - but binding a young man to a chair with duct tape while also targeting a gun on him is something I've never done, and hope to never do.
 
2013-10-04 08:08:38 PM

jdbob: From the article in our local paper (http://www.bluemountaineagle.com/free/update-granite-victim-was-fost er -father/article_119c7d6c-2d29-11e3-a748-0019bb2963f4.html):

"The investigation by the Grant County major crimes team is continuing."

I didn't even know we had a major crimes team, or any major crimes for that matter.


In Flint, it would be iffy whether or not this kind of story would make the news.
 
2013-10-04 08:15:20 PM

doglover: iron de havilland: It takes two hands to manipulate a roll of duct tape, no?

Not particularly. One hand and some teeth work.


Plus, once the kid is disarmed, he's only 14.
 
2013-10-04 08:31:33 PM
They have to be 18 to smoke, vote, sign contracts, and go to war, but it is perfectly alright to give kids guns.
 
2013-10-04 08:36:09 PM

DrewCurtisJr: doglover: iron de havilland: It takes two hands to manipulate a roll of duct tape, no?

Not particularly. One hand and some teeth work.

Plus, once the kid is disarmed, he's only 14.


Plus, he's already been shot.
 
2013-10-04 08:40:54 PM

HMS_Blinkin: mediablitz: He shoots two, then shoots himself. So he comes BACK to the cabin asking for help?!?!? Can't wait for the details on this one.

I'm going to put early money on "the older men were getting molest-y."  Kid kills them in defense of his bunghole.  The fact that the guy left alive in the cabin had enough duct tape to tape a boy to a chair is very suspicious....


You realize this is half a roll of tape, right?   SCANDAL !
 
2013-10-04 08:56:18 PM

Dadoody: Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps, a large flesh-colored squirrel. at any rate, it seems to me that this marks an encouraging new trend in the field of blood sports, and deserves a new type of hunting song which I present here:

I always will remember,
'twas a year ago november,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.
People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "there's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred guernsey cow.


Thanks for posting that.  Of course, if you bothered to read the posts of others, you'd know it had already been done.  But yours is in bold, so that's okay!
 
2013-10-04 11:06:15 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: czetie: What's the problem? Is there a bag limit on hunters?

Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.


Cows with Guns
 
2013-10-05 12:17:02 AM

Lee451: Keeve: uncleacid: The boy will have freezer full of meat for the winter.

Reading between the lines, I'm more inclined to believe he'll have them stuffed and mounted.

But not in that order...


+1
 
2013-10-05 12:37:27 AM

DrewCurtisJr: doglover: iron de havilland: It takes two hands to manipulate a roll of duct tape, no?

Not particularly. One hand and some teeth work.

Plus, once the kid is disarmed, he's only 14.


With a gunshot wound to the leg.

That's like 45% decrease in power across the board, minimum.
 
2013-10-05 01:19:50 AM
They were probably wearing hoodies and he STOOD HIS GROUND!

Sometimes the BLOOD LUST comes on ya, and it don't discriminate too finely... and things can get a little ouf ot hand.
 
2013-10-05 01:44:17 PM

rnatalie:
Day_Old_Dutchie:
czetie:

maxheck:
Dadoody:


Y'all fergot something... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQyoSLOlglw

/Masochism Tango
 
2013-10-05 03:37:26 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time I almost died?
 
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