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(Hot 107.9)   The must have toy for Christmas, the Bobble Butt Miley Cyrus. Shut up and take my money   (hot1079.com) divider line 54
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2013-10-04 04:17:26 PM  
Well, it's probably cheaper than a Real Doll.

But you also can't get crabs from a Real Doll.
 
2013-10-04 04:34:43 PM  
The must have toy for Christmas, the Bobble Butt Miley Cyrus. Shut up and take my moneysanity
 
2013-10-04 04:44:03 PM  
Argh. A cookie-cutter template radio station website got me again!

For those that don't want to give a click to yet another click-though parasite, here's a link to the manufacturer's page on it (which is actually better than subby's link).
 
2013-10-04 04:45:36 PM  

www.herobuilders.com

 
2013-10-04 04:45:43 PM  
When it comes to twerkers, I'd be more interested in a bobble-butt Josephine Baker.
 
2013-10-04 04:52:23 PM  
[getbacktotwerk.gif]

/oblig
 
2013-10-04 04:53:36 PM  

blacknite: [getbacktotwerk.gif]

/oblig


that shiat is hilarious
 
2013-10-04 04:57:40 PM  
Miley cyrus trifecta complete. Congratulations evrryone.

/not really
 
2013-10-04 04:58:13 PM  
I would rather have the bobble-bubble-butt Alexis Texas doll.
 
2013-10-04 04:59:44 PM  
Out of the ashes of Hanna Montana comes first anger. Then.. profit
Would you like to know more?
 
2013-10-04 05:04:36 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: When it comes to twerkers, I'd be more interested in a bobble-butt Josephine Baker.


Young Nina Hartley

Who am I kidding, I'd take Nina today.

/kinky
 
2013-10-04 05:06:33 PM  

Rann Xerox: I would rather have the bobble-bubble-butt Alexis Texas doll.


with or without the warts?
 
ecl
2013-10-04 05:07:08 PM  
Did someone say Joe Don Baker?
 
2013-10-04 05:14:23 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Rann Xerox: I would rather have the bobble-bubble-butt Alexis Texas doll.

with or without the warts?


As long as there aren't enough warts where you are tempted to play "connect-the-dots" with them, it should be OK.

the_celt: Benevolent Misanthrope: When it comes to twerkers, I'd be more interested in a bobble-butt Josephine Baker.

Young Nina Hartley

Who am I kidding, I'd take Nina today.

/kinky


Nina_Hartley's_Ass, please report to FARK thread #7962023.
 
2013-10-04 05:15:12 PM  
How long do you think you are going to live?
Seventy years?
Eighty?
Let's say eighty, it's a nice round number.
So, give or take a few days you'll be alive for 29,200 days. I'll round that up to 30,000, it's only an extra two years or so and accounts for the leap years too now.
Times that thirty large by twenty four and we get the number I was aiming for here - 720,000.
That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
Not quite a third to school and work or whatever it is your day consists of, but well over a third if we add on all the bs nonsense we 'have' to do like going to stores, or commuting, or standing at the window like a statue just visible to scare the crap out of those kids when they walk past.
I'm calling it at another 400, 000 on all that crap. Yeah, that's over half, I can count!!
So of our 720k we're down 240 and 400 making a new total of 100.
One hundred thousand hours, that's what you get to yourself over your whole life-span.
One hundred thousand undivided back into years gives us three, divided again back into minutes gives us ONE.
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.
 
2013-10-04 05:16:05 PM  

ecl: Did someone say Joe Don Baker?


Mitchell!
 
2013-10-04 05:18:51 PM  

YoOjo: That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
. . .
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.


Shows what you know. I spend my quarter-million hours of sleep dreaming about Miley Cyrus' anus.
 
2013-10-04 05:19:29 PM  

YoOjo: How long do you think you are going to live?
Seventy years?
Eighty?
Let's say eighty, it's a nice round number.
So, give or take a few days you'll be alive for 29,200 days. I'll round that up to 30,000, it's only an extra two years or so and accounts for the leap years too now.
Times that thirty large by twenty four and we get the number I was aiming for here - 720,000.
That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
Not quite a third to school and work or whatever it is your day consists of, but well over a third if we add on all the bs nonsense we 'have' to do like going to stores, or commuting, or standing at the window like a statue just visible to scare the crap out of those kids when they walk past.
I'm calling it at another 400, 000 on all that crap. Yeah, that's over half, I can count!!
So of our 720k we're down 240 and 400 making a new total of 100.
One hundred thousand hours, that's what you get to yourself over your whole life-span.
One hundred thousand undivided back into years gives us three, divided again back into minutes gives us ONE.
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.



this is what it looks like to fail 4th grade math.  I suppose you vote TQ as well ?
 
2013-10-04 05:21:08 PM  

YoOjo: How long do you think you are going to live?
Seventy years?
Eighty?
Let's say eighty, it's a nice round number.
So, give or take a few days you'll be alive for 29,200 days. I'll round that up to 30,000, it's only an extra two years or so and accounts for the leap years too now.
Times that thirty large by twenty four and we get the number I was aiming for here - 720,000.
That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
Not quite a third to school and work or whatever it is your day consists of, but well over a third if we add on all the bs nonsense we 'have' to do like going to stores, or commuting, or standing at the window like a statue just visible to scare the crap out of those kids when they walk past.
I'm calling it at another 400, 000 on all that crap. Yeah, that's over half, I can count!!
So of our 720k we're down 240 and 400 making a new total of 100.
One hundred thousand hours, that's what you get to yourself over your whole life-span.
One hundred thousand undivided back into years gives us three, divided again back into minutes gives us ONE.
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.


How long did it take you to write that? I'd rather spend my minute looking at her ass than calculating how many minutes people have in their lives to post to Fark.
 
2013-10-04 05:21:23 PM  

Uzzah: YoOjo: That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
. . .
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.

Shows what you know. I spend my quarter-million hours of sleep dreaming about Miley Cyrus' anus.


more productive than the hours of failed education wasted on the person quoted
 
2013-10-04 05:23:35 PM  
Thats gotta be a prank, any company that would market something like that would at least make a half way decent product. That's the cheapest looking piece of shiat I've ever seen.
 
2013-10-04 05:24:27 PM  

Rann Xerox: As long as there aren't enough warts where you are tempted to play "connect-the-dots" with them, it should be OK.


to each their own, there are plenty of young bubble butt pr0n sluts out there with nearly the same ass, and without any of the warts
 
2013-10-04 05:24:54 PM  

js34603: YoOjo: How long do you think you are going to live?
Seventy years?
Eighty?
Let's say eighty, it's a nice round number.
So, give or take a few days you'll be alive for 29,200 days. I'll round that up to 30,000, it's only an extra two years or so and accounts for the leap years too now.
Times that thirty large by twenty four and we get the number I was aiming for here - 720,000.
That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
Not quite a third to school and work or whatever it is your day consists of, but well over a third if we add on all the bs nonsense we 'have' to do like going to stores, or commuting, or standing at the window like a statue just visible to scare the crap out of those kids when they walk past.
I'm calling it at another 400, 000 on all that crap. Yeah, that's over half, I can count!!
So of our 720k we're down 240 and 400 making a new total of 100.
One hundred thousand hours, that's what you get to yourself over your whole life-span.
One hundred thousand undivided back into years gives us three, divided again back into minutes gives us ONE.
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.

How long did it take you to write that? I'd rather spend my minute looking at her ass than calculating how many minutes people have in their lives to post to Fark.


About 20 mimutes, I had help from some weed though.
 
2013-10-04 05:42:30 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-10-04 05:52:03 PM  

PsyLord: [img.pandawhale.com image 625x770]


That cat looks quite comfortable on the lap of that person, so I'm assuming it's face is not representative of it's emotional state the same way a humans would be.
I tried doing the same face, I screwed my brow up in the center so I look pissed off and dropped my mouth so I look sad, then tried emanating the pure unconditional love that this cat is expressing towrds his/her owner.
It's really hard, staring at my door feeling a pure and all-encompassing powerful love while screwing my face up like I'm chewing salt licorice.
I stopped doing it, won't do it again, that cat's crazy hard to try and be.
 
2013-10-04 06:01:42 PM  
I have to get one of them for my manger scene.
 
2013-10-04 06:05:42 PM  
Jeebus, you think they'd do a better job on the resemblance.
 
2013-10-04 06:10:24 PM  

uncleacid: I have to get one of them for my manger scene.


Oh Lord.
My Mother's nearly blind, I bet I could easily get one in.
 
2013-10-04 06:17:45 PM  

ReapTheChaos: That's the cheapest looking piece of shiat I've ever seen.


It's so life-like!
 
2013-10-04 06:31:47 PM  

Beeblebrox: ecl: Did someone say Joe Don Baker?

Mitchell!


Even his name says, "Hey, is that a beer?' "
 
2013-10-04 06:41:28 PM  

Leader O'Cola: I suppose you vote TQ as well ?


Twerkin Qaurentino?
 
2013-10-04 06:52:42 PM  
Who made that piece of shiat? Is it made of earwax? It think it's made of earwax.
 
2013-10-04 06:56:20 PM  
HOW ABOUT SHUTTING THE shiat UP ABOUT MILEY CYRUS??
 
2013-10-04 07:11:01 PM  
Well, on the positive side, all this Miley Cyrus talk has pushed Kim Kardashian out of the Fark news cycle.

/Oh crap, I probably just jinxed us all.
//Traded one ass for another, and just as annoying.
 
2013-10-04 07:44:38 PM  

YoOjo: How long do you think you are going to live?
Seventy years?
Eighty?
Let's say eighty, it's a nice round number.
So, give or take a few days you'll be alive for 29,200 days. I'll round that up to 30,000, it's only an extra two years or so and accounts for the leap years too now.
Times that thirty large by twenty four and we get the number I was aiming for here - 720,000.
That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
Not quite a third to school and work or whatever it is your day consists of, but well over a third if we add on all the bs nonsense we 'have' to do like going to stores, or commuting, or standing at the window like a statue just visible to scare the crap out of those kids when they walk past.
I'm calling it at another 400, 000 on all that crap. Yeah, that's over half, I can count!!
So of our 720k we're down 240 and 400 making a new total of 100.
One hundred thousand hours, that's what you get to yourself over your whole life-span.
One hundred thousand undivided back into years gives us three, divided again back into minutes gives us ONE.
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.


If use up my minute thinking about shoving my thumb up Miley Cyrus'es corn hole that is my right.  it is my minute a day and I will think about whatever I want.  Like while my thumb is up her bum she probably looks over her shoulder back at me and grunts with that hideous tongue hanging out of her mouth like a rabid, thristy dog.  Imagine this epic moment in my mind.  There is nothing foolhardy about it.
 
2013-10-04 07:46:39 PM  
Looks like a Jeff Koons piece.

That the same guy who married that pornstar and did that cute sculpture of Michael Jackson and Bubbles.  Put plenty of gold on that, too.
 
2013-10-04 08:24:34 PM  

YoOjo: PsyLord: [img.pandawhale.com image 625x770]

That cat looks quite comfortable on the lap of that person, so I'm assuming it's face is not representative of it's emotional state the same way a humans would be.
I tried doing the same face, I screwed my brow up in the center so I look pissed off and dropped my mouth so I look sad, then tried emanating the pure unconditional love that this cat is expressing towrds his/her owner.
It's really hard, staring at my door feeling a pure and all-encompassing powerful love while screwing my face up like I'm chewing salt licorice.
I stopped doing it, won't do it again, that cat's crazy hard to try and be.


How high do you have to BE for this to happen?
 
2013-10-04 08:33:10 PM  

baconbeard: ReapTheChaos: That's the cheapest looking piece of shiat I've ever seen.

It's so life-like!


Well-played.
 
2013-10-04 09:15:14 PM  
Sooner or later subby is going to show up in am ER with one of them stuck up his butt.
 
2013-10-04 09:26:58 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Do me a favor and forget my name.  While you're at it, forget you ever knew me!
 
2013-10-04 10:05:59 PM  
It's Robin Thicke not Robert Thicke.
 
2013-10-04 11:47:57 PM  

Gaambit: Beeblebrox: ecl: Did someone say Joe Don Baker?

Mitchell!

Even his name says, "Hey, is that a beer?' "



You think you can take me? Then go ahead on.
 
2013-10-04 11:57:57 PM  

YoOjo: PsyLord: [img.pandawhale.com image 625x770]

That cat looks quite comfortable on the lap of that person, so I'm assuming it's face is not representative of it's emotional state the same way a humans would be.
I tried doing the same face, I screwed my brow up in the center so I look pissed off and dropped my mouth so I look sad, then tried emanating the pure unconditional love that this cat is expressing towrds his/her owner.
It's really hard, staring at my door feeling a pure and all-encompassing powerful love while screwing my face up like I'm chewing salt licorice.
I stopped doing it, won't do it again, that cat's crazy hard to try and be.


The frowny face is actually a birth defect.
 
ecl
2013-10-05 12:12:31 AM  

Mugato: Gaambit: Beeblebrox: ecl: Did someone say Joe Don Baker?

Mitchell!

Even his name says, "Hey, is that a beer?' "


You think you can take me my lunch? Then go ahead on.


You'd better hide... your lunch.

 
2013-10-05 12:23:04 AM  

YoOjo: How long do you think you are going to live?
Seventy years?
Eighty?
Let's say eighty, it's a nice round number.
So, give or take a few days you'll be alive for 29,200 days. I'll round that up to 30,000, it's only an extra two years or so and accounts for the leap years too now.
Times that thirty large by twenty four and we get the number I was aiming for here - 720,000.
That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
Not quite a third to school and work or whatever it is your day consists of, but well over a third if we add on all the bs nonsense we 'have' to do like going to stores, or commuting, or standing at the window like a statue just visible to scare the crap out of those kids when they walk past.
I'm calling it at another 400, 000 on all that crap. Yeah, that's over half, I can count!!
So of our 720k we're down 240 and 400 making a new total of 100.
One hundred thousand hours, that's what you get to yourself over your whole life-span.
One hundred thousand undivided back into years gives us three, divided again back into minutes gives us ONE.
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.


wat

100000 / 80 = 1250 hours per year
3.4 hours per day
205 minutes

Plenty of time for Miley's anus.
 
2013-10-05 12:58:36 AM  
The commentors in this thread amuse me much more than the doll. Although I would spend up to $5 to purchase it for a Christmas gag gift exchange.
 
2013-10-05 02:01:26 AM  

sendtodave: YoOjo: How long do you think you are going to live?
Seventy years?
Eighty?
Let's say eighty, it's a nice round number.
So, give or take a few days you'll be alive for 29,200 days. I'll round that up to 30,000, it's only an extra two years or so and accounts for the leap years too now.
Times that thirty large by twenty four and we get the number I was aiming for here - 720,000.
That's your life in hours, 720,000 of them. Seems like a lot, it's not.
You 'lose' a third straight off to sleep, we sleep eight out of every twenty four hours, so that's pretty much a quarter of a million hours sleep.
Not quite a third to school and work or whatever it is your day consists of, but well over a third if we add on all the bs nonsense we 'have' to do like going to stores, or commuting, or standing at the window like a statue just visible to scare the crap out of those kids when they walk past.
I'm calling it at another 400, 000 on all that crap. Yeah, that's over half, I can count!!
So of our 720k we're down 240 and 400 making a new total of 100.
One hundred thousand hours, that's what you get to yourself over your whole life-span.
One hundred thousand undivided back into years gives us three, divided again back into minutes gives us ONE.
We get one, sorry, ONE minute a day all to ourselves. That's all, ONE minute. A day.
And you chose to spend that one minute reading about Miley farking Cyrus and her anus.
Such fools mankind are.

wat

100000 / 80 = 1250 hours per year
3.4 hours per day
205 minutes

Plenty of time for Miley's anus.


Forget *her* anus. I'm much more interested in what that tongue of hers is going to do to *my* anus.

/damn near killed 'em.
 
2013-10-05 03:09:27 AM  
Miley Cyrus' twerking thing looked like a attention-seeking tween trying to mimic the slutty girls on TV. Ewww, I suppose the pederasts could jerk to that twerk.
 
2013-10-05 04:58:15 AM  
Are diapers included?
 
ecl
2013-10-05 09:20:17 AM  

sat1va: Miley Cyrus' twerking thing looked like a attention-seeking tween trying to mimic the slutty girls on TV. Ewww, I suppose the pederasts could jerk to that twerk.


Here's how you do it.

/Put your hands on your knees and make'em say please.
 
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