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(Daily Mail)   Russia's biggest badass turns out to not be Vladimir Putin   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
    More: Scary, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Avdeyev, Siberian, Russia, Prison Service, Irkutsk, aircraft crash  
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2013-10-04 04:16:31 PM  
Hey, to survive a war, you gotta become war.
 
2013-10-04 04:17:43 PM  
"Criminal, nicknamed 'Rambo of Taiga' by media, finally caught by police after foresters handed him in, some reports claim"

Ha, caught by tree huggers
 
2013-10-04 04:18:18 PM  
I hear his ex-wife's best friend is a real biatch. She's the one who started the rumour that he is a vampire.
 
2013-10-04 04:19:52 PM  
It sounds like he's "Last of the Breed."
 
2013-10-04 04:20:07 PM  
TFA - A prosecutor warned on local news site vsp.ru that he could 'hold out in the taiga for a month with a knife and a single match'.

Soooooooo....What is the match for?  How do you make it last a month again?
 
2013-10-04 04:22:59 PM  
don't worry.  Putin will get that title back soon enough.
 
2013-10-04 04:23:12 PM  

whiterrabbit: TFA - A prosecutor warned on local news site vsp.ru that he could 'hold out in the taiga for a month with a knife and a single match'.

Soooooooo....What is the match for?  How do you make it last a month again?


You can re-ignite a fire from the hot coals 24 hours later if you do it right. Just need to get the first fire started
 
2013-10-04 04:23:21 PM  
www.mmahawaii.com
 
2013-10-04 04:25:10 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator. "

"His house looked like shiat. "
 
2013-10-04 04:25:28 PM  

babtras: whiterrabbit: TFA - A prosecutor warned on local news site vsp.ru that he could 'hold out in the taiga for a month with a knife and a single match'.

Soooooooo....What is the match for?  How do you make it last a month again?

You can re-ignite a fire from the hot coals 24 hours later if you do it right. Just need to get the first fire started


Cool, I am sure he enjoys a good s'more :)
 
2013-10-04 04:26:09 PM  
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-04 04:26:33 PM  

whiterrabbit: TFA - A prosecutor warned on local news site vsp.ru that he could 'hold out in the taiga for a month with a knife and a single match'.

Soooooooo....What is the match for?  How do you make it last a month again?


you put in it in your mouth to increase your badass.
after about a month the wood rots away and you need a new one.

example:

i142.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-04 04:26:47 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

fc00.deviantart.net

Hmm. It could be done...
 
2013-10-04 04:27:41 PM  

cgraves67: It sounds like he's "Last of the Breed."


Louis L'Amour sees what you did there.
 
2013-10-04 04:28:06 PM  
"Avdeyev, whose party trick was breaking bricks or Champagne bottles on his forehead, was jailed for butchering two migrants seven years ago. The brutal killer decapitated his victims with spades before turning on four others."

Hello Avdyev?   I was wondering if you did Bat Mitvahs?

Our Balloon Clown cancelled on us at the last minute.   So if you could possibly slay your captors and fight your way over here it would mean the world to little Sasha.

She so loves seeing people break things over their forehead and decapitate people with spades.

I'll take that guttural howl as a yes!  Thank you so much! Why yes, Avdyev, there WILL be cake!
 
2013-10-04 04:34:23 PM  
Trevor?
 
2013-10-04 04:35:29 PM  
badass? he sounds like a racist fark.  Anyone can live in the woods for a while if they aren't an idiot and sometimes even if they are eg Christopher McCandless
 
2013-10-04 04:37:10 PM  
Came in for Christopher and Paulie.

Leaving happy.
 
2013-10-04 04:38:50 PM  
Thank you Beerguy. Fedor is the biggest badass on the planet, let alone Russia.
 
2013-10-04 04:39:50 PM  

RedPhoenix122: [fc09.deviantart.net image 333x493]



Favorite quote: I must break you
 
2013-10-04 04:40:35 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: badass? he sounds like a racist fark.  Anyone can live in the woods for a while if they aren't an idiot and sometimes even if they are eg Christopher McCandless


I dare you to tell him that to his face...
 
2013-10-04 04:40:36 PM  
images.askmen.com
 
2013-10-04 04:41:28 PM  
Viktor ResnovVladimir Avdeyev's  twelve steps to escape Vorkuta Markovo involved digging faster.
 .
 
2013-10-04 04:42:57 PM  

Dreadskull: Thank you Beerguy. Fedor is the biggest badass on the planet, let alone Russia.


He did get a little soft after he got married, but before that, he was a machine of power and discipline.
 
2013-10-04 04:54:17 PM  
Bah, I could kill a number of men with my bare hands too. Mostly those are in the set of men over 100 years old with myasthenia gravis.
 
2013-10-04 04:57:09 PM  

cgraves67: It sounds like he's "Last of the Breed."


Nice reference.

Word of advice, don't fark with special forces.  They're spooky motherfarkers even when they're on your side.
 
2013-10-04 05:03:40 PM  
Putin has had more men killed though

And for more trivial reasons
 
2013-10-04 05:04:55 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Motherland, I am dissapoint
 
2013-10-04 05:11:28 PM  
" ... some reports claim ..."

Well, that's a little sketchy
 
2013-10-04 05:12:53 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: " ... some reports claim ..."

Well, that's a little sketchy


It's actually the criminal reporting it as a misdirection. He actually killed the foresters and the police with his bear hands.
 
2013-10-04 05:13:09 PM  
This is not a how-to film

content6.flixster.com
 
2013-10-04 05:14:13 PM  
would like to see him up against this guy.

lexfridman.com

No Ruskie is a bigger badass in my book.
 
2013-10-04 05:15:43 PM  

HeadLever: would like to see him up against this guy.

[lexfridman.com image 340x234]

No Ruskie is a bigger badass in my book.


You have a book of badass Russians? That's a little... weird.
 
2013-10-04 05:19:53 PM  

Fibro: You have a book of badass Russians?


I happen to keep a mental book of badasses.  There just happens to be a few Russians in there.

/no, pooty-poot is not in there.
 
2013-10-04 05:24:36 PM  

Genju: Clemkadidlefark: " ... some reports claim ..."

Well, that's a little sketchy

It's actually the criminal reporting it as a misdirection. He actually killed the foresters and the police with his bear hands.


weknowawesome.com
 
2013-10-04 05:31:53 PM  
/Oblig?
 
2013-10-04 05:33:23 PM  
Damnit!

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-04 05:33:40 PM  

Beerguy: [www.mmahawaii.com image 496x640]


If this guy's more badass than Fedor, then we have every right to be scared of the Russians.
 
2013-10-04 05:53:37 PM  
'Rambo of the Taiga'

Seems funny to name a real badass after a fictional one.
 
2013-10-04 06:08:55 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: badass? he sounds like a racist fark.  Anyone can live in the woods for a while if they aren't an idiot and sometimes even if they are eg Christopher McCandless


There's a difference between surviving in the temperate woodland of a state park and surviving in the motherfarking Taiga in Siberia. It's not like prisoners are decked out in the finest thermal protection money can buy. Dude's a bit of a badass. But yes, also a racist piece of shiat.

/I won't fark with Russians
//they are a scary people
 
2013-10-04 06:26:03 PM  
I get the feeling if one would to hit that guy in the face it wouldn't do a damn thing.
 
2013-10-04 06:26:39 PM  
Training someone to kill and then give them a heaping helping of PTSD on top of being a brutal human.

How does nobody see this coming?
 
2013-10-04 06:30:00 PM  

LewDux: "Criminal, nicknamed 'Rambo of Taiga' by media, finally caught by police after foresters handed him in, some reports claim"

Ha, caught by tree huggers


This photo of one of the captors was just released.

dawnsearlylight.blogs.com
 
2013-10-04 06:32:33 PM  

Marcintosh: Training someone to kill and then give them a heaping helping of PTSD on top of being a brutal human.

How does nobody see this coming?


You're right. Special Forces personnel should be destroyed like an old racing greyhound once their service has been completed.

/said no one ever
 
2013-10-04 06:47:18 PM  

LewDux: "Criminal, nicknamed 'Rambo of Taiga' by media, finally caught by police after foresters handed him in, some reports claim"

Ha, caught by tree huggers


Joke's on them. After he escapes from prison again, they'll be hugging those trees permanently.
 
2013-10-04 07:21:58 PM  
Sounds like a real handful. You might even say he's a Palmtop Taiga.
 
2013-10-04 08:49:24 PM  
Tajiks and Uzbeks attend the same mosques and have a similar appearance.
 
2013-10-04 08:51:28 PM  

Katolu: I get the feeling if one would to hit that guy in the face it wouldn't do a damn thing.


well not to him...YOUR hand, however..
 
2013-10-04 09:29:13 PM  
Used a spade to kill and not his thumbs. Disapointed.
 
2013-10-05 01:34:31 AM  

Deep Contact: Used a spade to kill and not his thumbs. Disapointed.


www.latimes.com

/Impressed and insulted
 
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