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(NBC News)   The four people found shot to death in a car in rural Alabama? Police are now thinking "elaborate murder-suicide plot" since all four were facing arrest for their involvement in a child-porn production ring   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 84
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2013-10-04 02:32:28 PM
If they allegations were true....

Good
 
2013-10-04 02:33:15 PM
I saw this in "The Mist".

/minus the child porn
 
2013-10-04 02:41:24 PM

Peter von Nostrand: If the allegations were true....

Good


Fixed.  Still good.  Timing is important in a four-way murder-suicide pact, the kind of timing that a good director or cinematographer might have.

/aisle seat
 
2013-10-04 02:57:21 PM
Well.  Bye.
 
2013-10-04 03:22:07 PM
"Our question is why they wound up in our state," Harris told the newspaper. "We're sure their problems originated elsewhere. I don't think in any way our county is in danger. Nobody should fear who is next."
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Unless you are involved in CP. And the killer knows who you ARE!
 
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2013-10-04 03:23:17 PM
Or maybe they missed a fifth guy who didn't want any witnesses doing a plea bargain in exchange for testimony?
 
2013-10-04 03:31:11 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-10-04 03:32:17 PM
"I suppose you're supposed to shoot me now"
"No I shoot the bus driver"
 
2013-10-04 03:42:37 PM
If you're this well-prepared, you might as well use cyanide pills or something. It doesn't leave as much of a mess.
 
2013-10-04 03:43:51 PM
I hope they were killed by a parent of one of the exploited children that they used in their sick films.
 
2013-10-04 03:44:15 PM
Police are now thinking

And I have a bridge to sell you.
 
2013-10-04 03:44:52 PM
Were they all whacked in under two minutes?
 
2013-10-04 03:45:27 PM
And not a single thing of value was lost.
 
2013-10-04 03:45:33 PM
I'm absolutely sure it was a murder-suicide thing and not a some parents in the community got together and ended these miserable, sick farks while the police looked away thing.
 
2013-10-04 03:46:18 PM
Who gets the car? The car is alright, right?
 
2013-10-04 03:46:37 PM
you know who else liked that murder suicide thing right?
O=(
      /
 
2013-10-04 03:48:19 PM
Yeah doubt the cops are going to start looking for suspects anytime soon. Just chalk it up to murder/murder/murder/suicide
 
2013-10-04 03:48:38 PM

gadian: I'm absolutely sure it was a murder-suicide thing and not a some parents in the community got together and ended these miserable, sick farks while the police looked away thing.


Is there a problem?
 
2013-10-04 03:48:59 PM

Peter von Nostrand: If they allegations were true....

Good


I agree.

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2013-10-04 03:52:48 PM

factoryconnection: Peter von Nostrand: If the allegations were true....

Good

Fixed.  Still good.  Timing is important in a four-way murder-suicide pact, the kind of timing that a good director or cinematographer might have.

/aisle seat


Well, it looks like the director

*puts on sunglasses*

has wrapped up shooting for good.

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRGHHHH
 
2013-10-04 03:53:58 PM
The murder/suicide weapons:
www.halloweencostumes4u.com
 
2013-10-04 03:54:41 PM
Well that should put an end to Duck Dynasty.
 
2013-10-04 03:55:14 PM
Lynyrd Skynard's long awaited response to "Ohio"
 
2013-10-04 03:56:10 PM
Sounds similar to the Alabama case that involved the black guy who drowned trying to swim across the river with more chain than he could carry.
 
2013-10-04 03:56:53 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Peter von Nostrand: If they allegations were true....

Good

I agree.

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Get off my /b/ newfa........

sorry wrong site
 
2013-10-04 03:57:16 PM
Witness to the murder-suicide.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-04 03:57:34 PM
If guilty, I can't think of a better use for bullets.
 
2013-10-04 03:58:33 PM

Police are now thinking "elaborate murder-suicide plot" since all 4 were facing arrest


I suppose that would make it a murder-murder-murder-suicide, or possibly a murder-murder-suicide-suicide.
 
2013-10-04 03:59:03 PM
I hope what we have been told here is the truth and if it's not I don't want to know.
 
2013-10-04 03:59:29 PM

Peter von Nostrand: If they allegations were true....

Good


Do innocent people have a big history of forming murder suicide pacts?
 
2013-10-04 04:01:19 PM
I'm surprised to see so many Farkers supporting kiddie diddlers' 2A rights.
 
2013-10-04 04:03:08 PM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-10-04 04:03:11 PM

lockers: Peter von Nostrand: If they allegations were true....

Good

Do innocent people have a big history of forming murder suicide pacts?


What if they were bullied into it?
 
2013-10-04 04:04:35 PM
Didn't four people die in a car in Tennessee? Yep...

And another four in PA (can't spell the farking state...) link

The authorities aren't seeing a pattern, but I sure as shiat am.

Stop carpooling, America!  It's killing you!
 
2013-10-04 04:04:58 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-04 04:06:45 PM
Circular firing squad, Bama style.
 
2013-10-04 04:08:35 PM
How it went down:

tn.loljam.com

Police are seeking a Mr. Pink for further questioning.
 
2013-10-04 04:08:40 PM
I'm betting there was someone else they could have turned in to get a lighter sentence who needed to make sure they didn't.
 
2013-10-04 04:09:29 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: gadian: I'm absolutely sure it was a murder-suicide thing and not a some parents in the community got together and ended these miserable, sick farks while the police looked away thing.

Is there a problem?


I didn't say I had a problem with it.
 
2013-10-04 04:09:50 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Circular firing squad, Bama style.


Dude, leave the president out of this.
 
2013-10-04 04:09:51 PM

super_grass: lockers: Peter von Nostrand: If they allegations were true....

Good

Do innocent people have a big history of forming murder suicide pacts?

What if they were bullied into it?


Do you shoot people you were farking children with when you get wet willies?
 
2013-10-04 04:14:53 PM

Literally Addicted: Didn't four people die in a car in Tennessee? Yep...

And another four in PA (can't spell the farking state...) link

The authorities aren't seeing a pattern, but I sure as shiat am.

Stop carpooling, America!  It's killing you!


Wow, I thought for sure this was a followup on the Tennessee case!  What in the world is going on!
 
2013-10-04 04:19:13 PM

Tenga: Sounds similar to the Alabama case that involved the black guy who drowned trying to swim across the river with more chain than he could carry.


Were they at least able to save the chain? Those things aren't cheap.
 
2013-10-04 04:22:41 PM
*sniff* I love my dead pedophile son *sniff*
 
2013-10-04 04:27:01 PM
Either that or some of the parents involved found them. Either way I guess I'm okay with the paperwork reading the same. I shouldn't be, because vigilante justice is not right no matter how good it feels to read about, but there it is.
 
2013-10-04 04:27:54 PM
If this is accurate, then nothing of value was lost.


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2013-10-04 04:29:38 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: gadian: I'm absolutely sure it was a murder-suicide thing and not a some parents in the community got together and ended these miserable, sick farks while the police looked away thing.

Is there a problem?


Not as long as none of them had knives for fingers.
 
2013-10-04 04:33:46 PM
Think of the poor guy that had to clean that up.
 
2013-10-04 04:34:42 PM
If they had anything to do with child porn, in either it's distribution, production, or viewing.....I'm glad they're dead.  The last thing this world needs is more kiddie porn peddlers.  We have a hard enough time getting rid of the sick farks that are already around.
 
2013-10-04 04:42:37 PM

Coco LaFemme: The last thing this world needs is more kiddie porn peddlers.


How about kitty porn paddlers?
 
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