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2013-10-04 12:58:35 PM
5 votes:

Tellingthem: Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it. Why would they put bacon into an iced tea when they could easily sneak it into the food? It doesn't take much. Also why would they get pissy about leaving off the bacon? That is a pretty easy request. I do have to say my bs detector is going off right now.


Another case solved by Montgomery Curewell, Bacon Detective.
2013-10-04 12:03:33 PM
4 votes:
"I knew right away that it was bacon,"

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-04 01:37:31 PM
3 votes:
this linked-to article sucks.

here is her original post:

farm6.staticflickr.com

and her website:


NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!

survey says:

ATTENTION WHORE!!
2013-10-04 01:11:18 PM
3 votes:
I can still remember my Catholic mother saying, "Fridays, you don't eat meat." That's still good advice.
2013-10-04 04:08:09 PM
2 votes:

Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.


i.qkme.me
2013-10-04 01:27:09 PM
2 votes:

HoratioGates: I went to a local restaurant and they brought out rolls wrapped in cellophane.  I opened one up and started to eat it, and someone had cut it open and filled it with pepper (not enough to make it funny, just enough to let you know the taste was off and someone had been touching your food.)  The waitress wouldn't believe me.  She insisted they didn't reuse the rolls (which may or may not have been the case, they had a drawer full of them where a disgruntled customer could have mixed rolls in, but the waitress thought I was up to something.  Lousy food anyway.

As for this story- why would a woman convert to Islam?  I understand some people convert to a religion for the one they love, but Islam is a religion that threatens to kill you if you decide you want to leave and is terrible on women's rights.  Don't get me wrong, I think all religion is ultimately silly, but a woman converting to Islam is like a non-celebrity converting to Scientology.  It's only going to get you treated badly.


There's a video on Youtube of her, she said she converted because "she needed a change" and "saw some videos on Youtube about Muslims."

Yes, that was her reasoning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khjtrIkYU5I">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=khjtrIkYU5I

She'll probably give it up when she finds out about Zumba in a few months or something.
2013-10-04 01:22:45 PM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-04 01:17:16 PM
2 votes:
keithandthemovies.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-04 01:06:31 PM
2 votes:
no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte
2013-10-04 01:04:19 PM
2 votes:
It was for her own good. All must know the joy of bacon.
2013-10-05 05:26:58 AM
1 votes:

Turbo Cojones: uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte

ICED tea, now GTFO.


y'know, if TFA had said ICED tea, I might not have had anything. Tea is tea, ICED tea is ICED tea. one you drink with a straw, the other one notsomuch.

now you STFU, GBTW.

ciberido: Well, I see the Fark hate brigade is out in force today.


sorry, but most normal humans hate on other humans who are making stuff up for AW reasons. It's called being human.

uber humper: You gotta way with words.


thanks! Took me hours to pen such childish drivel, as I'm not normally accustomed to emulating Ms Queen's writing style.
2013-10-04 04:42:38 PM
1 votes:
I've worked in bars and restaurants all through college and not getting caught or leaving proof is the first rule of foodvenge. Spitting, ball and/or ass sweat, floor drops and urinal drops are all part of the arsenal and were used almost exclusively on the condescending  assholes intentionally busting balls. Not really that common, I've found most people are pretty reasonabl and understanding even when they were upset with something that was my fault.
I know this lady didn't simply request no bacon. She simply had to proclaim her Muslim conversion and explain her dietary restrictions to a server who really didn't give a shiat and could careless why she didn't want bacon. It's easy enough to do, the modifier is pre-programmed on computer, and the exertion costs the server 1/1000 of a calorie and 1/1000 of a second. Her actions would have not caused to type of foodvenge had I been her server, I would have just thought she was annoying and handed her the bacon-free salad saying "You were the salad with extra bacon, right ma'am?" At this point she would have been outraged and ready to farking rumble, and then I would look at my pad and say "I'm sorry this salad is no bacon, the extra bacon was for one of my other tables."
2013-10-04 02:21:10 PM
1 votes:

cwolf20: Still. If I ordered a drink.  Tea or otherwise.  And sucked down bacon while trying to take a sip.  I'd be pissed too.  And I love bacon.


I would, too.  But the more I think about this, the more is sounds like bull shiat.

She's obviously an AW so she likes to make a scene. I can't imagine that a waiter would think that he could get away with it.  If he didn't like her, he would be a little more covert. Maybe, a little piss in the tea or snot in the salad dressing.
2013-10-04 01:57:11 PM
1 votes:

calbert: this linked-to article sucks.

here is her original post:

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x603]

and her website:


NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!

survey says:

ATTENTION WHORE!!


I like how she had to include 'loading both her kids into the double stroller' to march back inside to complain. She's probably one of those asshole parents that has the side by side double stroller because her snowflakes are equally precious and she can't put one in front of the other. To this day, (from my past working as a retail peon), I refuse to yield to those strollers in store aisles.
2013-10-04 01:50:09 PM
1 votes:

calbert: this linked-to article sucks.
here is her original post:
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x603]
and her website:
NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!
survey says:
ATTENTION WHORE!!


Lucky me. I knocked off the binge drinking, and I didn't even have to give up bacon & convert to Islam!
2013-10-04 01:35:10 PM
1 votes:
" initially told her story on Facebook "


Open and shut case of camerawhoring
2013-10-04 01:24:29 PM
1 votes:

uttertosh: /muslim


FAKE!!1!
2013-10-04 01:23:03 PM
1 votes:

uber humper: Iced tea, I'd imagine. She wouldn't want to get it in her mustache.


ok, but who the frakk calls iced tea, simply 'tea'?

Americans, because they're lazy and presumptuous? American Freepers, because the' iced-tea party' sounds alien, and their readership is xenophobic?

whole lotta stinky farm animal defecation. poopy poopy poop poop.

/muslim
2013-10-04 01:19:42 PM
1 votes:
It's better than turkey in the straw.
2013-10-04 01:16:48 PM
1 votes:

topcon: Pics of her from, no troll, hijabtrendz.com

http://www.hijabtrendz.com/2010/02/15/hijabtrendz-exclusive-nicole-q ue en/

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x638]

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x583]


ahhh! Nice to see she adheres to the modesty bit, at least.
2013-10-04 01:16:29 PM
1 votes:
mariser.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-04 01:15:12 PM
1 votes:

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte



Iced tea, I'd imagine. She wouldn't want to get it in her mustache.
2013-10-04 01:05:22 PM
1 votes:
I don't think much of people - especially in food service - who can't "deal" with the simple fact that some people eat or don't eat things different from them.

But these stories are always, always, always such BS.
2013-10-04 01:02:56 PM
1 votes:
Technically, Muslims aren't even supposed to eat food that has been prepared by a pan or pot that has even touched pork.


So why the fark would this woman go to a TGIF?   Was she expecting them to purchase new cookware for her happy ass?  Was she supposed to be catered to?

Until I can walk into a Halal restaurant, and they cater to me by making me a "pork-eater" dish, I don't give a fark about people with special diets who go to chain restaurants expecting to be catered to.
 
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