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2013-10-04 01:35:59 PM

FormlessOne: Not so much for me - this isn't the first time I've heard about a restaurant employee putting something in someone's straw as a (mean) joke, and this would be the easiest way to get it to her in a way that she wouldn't recognize.


In what world would that be true?  I don't know about you, but I'm pretty good at telling the difference between a liquid and a solid and would be much more likely to recognize that a solid foreign substance had been put into my tea than, say, hidden amongst other food.
 
2013-10-04 01:37:31 PM
this linked-to article sucks.

here is her original post:

farm6.staticflickr.com

and her website:


NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!

survey says:

ATTENTION WHORE!!
 
2013-10-04 01:38:44 PM

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte


ICED tea, now GTFO.
 
2013-10-04 01:45:02 PM
I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.
 
2013-10-04 01:45:19 PM
BTW - under Islam, if you are given bacon without your knowledge, it's not a sin for you to accidentally eat it.
 
2013-10-04 01:47:36 PM
I don't usually use straws, but my wife does. Although it's been a long time since I've worked any kind of food service job (and I know health dept. regulations vary from place to place), but I've never seen a person at a restaurant get a refill without the waitstaff asking them to remove their straw from the drink first.

Same goes for to-go cups... you get a cup and a wrapped straw that hasn't been put into the drink already.
 
2013-10-04 01:50:09 PM

calbert: this linked-to article sucks.
here is her original post:
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x603]
and her website:
NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!
survey says:
ATTENTION WHORE!!


Lucky me. I knocked off the binge drinking, and I didn't even have to give up bacon & convert to Islam!
 
2013-10-04 01:52:36 PM

Alphakronik: Technically, Muslims aren't even supposed to eat food that has been prepared by a pan or pot that has even touched pork.



Citation needed.
 
2013-10-04 01:53:29 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.


That's true with lots of converts, whatever the religion.
 
2013-10-04 01:57:11 PM

calbert: this linked-to article sucks.

here is her original post:

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x603]

and her website:


NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!

survey says:

ATTENTION WHORE!!


I like how she had to include 'loading both her kids into the double stroller' to march back inside to complain. She's probably one of those asshole parents that has the side by side double stroller because her snowflakes are equally precious and she can't put one in front of the other. To this day, (from my past working as a retail peon), I refuse to yield to those strollers in store aisles.
 
2013-10-04 01:58:44 PM

EJ25T: I don't usually use straws, but my wife does. Although it's been a long time since I've worked any kind of food service job (and I know health dept. regulations vary from place to place), but I've never seen a person at a restaurant get a refill without the waitstaff asking them to remove their straw from the drink first.

Same goes for to-go cups... you get a cup and a wrapped straw that hasn't been put into the drink already.


That's not a health code regulation that I've ever heard of.  Wrapped straws are a convenience for customers, not a health issue.

Also, I know for a fact that TGIF and Red Robin will both refill your drink cup with the same straw in it.  I've watched them do it.

That isn't to say that the story rings true, because I don't think it does.
 
2013-10-04 01:59:01 PM
topcon:

She's a farking moron who is more interested in promoting herself than her kooky ass religion.

It could be worse:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/murderous hell biatch
 
2013-10-04 02:00:23 PM
Mind your own business, Russ.
 
2013-10-04 02:02:59 PM

jshine: SuperNinjaToad: I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.

That's true with lots of converts, whatever the religion.


Or whatever else. My wife has been a vegetarian all her life and she never pulls any AW tactics at a steakhouse for instance.
 
2013-10-04 02:05:50 PM
I'm about as atheist as it's possible to be and I still think it's disgusting to insult a paying customer unless you own the business.  Can you imagine owning a business and one of your staff created a PR nightmare for you because they were bigoted little shiat?

If it's your business, then by all means go nuts piss them all off it's your money to lose.
 
2013-10-04 02:10:29 PM
FTFA:  We don't tolerate discrimination in any form.

If your company does business in Texas, then this statement is false.
 
2013-10-04 02:12:09 PM

uttertosh: uber humper: Iced tea, I'd imagine. She wouldn't want to get it in her mustache.

ok, but who the frakk calls iced tea, simply 'tea'?

Americans, because they're lazy and presumptuous? American Freepers, because the' iced-tea party' sounds alien, and their readership is xenophobic?

whole lotta stinky farm animal defecation. poopy poopy poop poop.

/muslim


You gotta way with words.

/cafeteria catholic
 
2013-10-04 02:14:27 PM
Her own description of the events shows that she did not swing a cape over her shoulders, stand with one leg on the seat, and pronounce to the world "I am muslim, take off the damn bacon!"  In point of fact, all she asked was that it not be on the salad. Assuming that her account of the event is accurate that is.
 
2013-10-04 02:15:14 PM
Still. If I ordered a drink.  Tea or otherwise.  And sucked down bacon while trying to take a sip.  I'd be pissed too.  And I love bacon.
 
2013-10-04 02:16:26 PM

Kahabut: EJ25T: I don't usually use straws, but my wife does. Although it's been a long time since I've worked any kind of food service job (and I know health dept. regulations vary from place to place), but I've never seen a person at a restaurant get a refill without the waitstaff asking them to remove their straw from the drink first.

Same goes for to-go cups... you get a cup and a wrapped straw that hasn't been put into the drink already.

That's not a health code regulation that I've ever heard of.  Wrapped straws are a convenience for customers, not a health issue.

Also, I know for a fact that TGIF and Red Robin will both refill your drink cup with the same straw in it.  I've watched them do it.

That isn't to say that the story rings true, because I don't think it does.


That's why I said those regulations vary from location to location. I've definitely been to other areas where those rules aren't as strict.

My question is, what did her friend order? You know what I'm getting at. Where did the bacon come from?

She admitted in her facebook post that she didn't drink the tea until she was out of the restaurant and in her car. Plenty of opportunity for shenanigans there. Grab some bacon, put it in a napkin, LAWSUIT TIME!
 
2013-10-04 02:21:10 PM

cwolf20: Still. If I ordered a drink.  Tea or otherwise.  And sucked down bacon while trying to take a sip.  I'd be pissed too.  And I love bacon.


I would, too.  But the more I think about this, the more is sounds like bull shiat.

She's obviously an AW so she likes to make a scene. I can't imagine that a waiter would think that he could get away with it.  If he didn't like her, he would be a little more covert. Maybe, a little piss in the tea or snot in the salad dressing.
 
2013-10-04 02:21:25 PM

SuperNinjaToad: topcon: uber humper: topcon: Oh, and she's a papparazi photographer.  Real class act, and probably not at all an attention whore.

She's a farking moron who is more interested in promoting herself than her kooky ass religion.

I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.


To be a working photographer, you've got to be a bit of an attention whore. You've got to convince people that the $700-1500 price is a bargain, that you are the best snapper out there, and that they are lucky to have you taking those shots. And you prove that you DO take those shots, consistently.

The islamic thing, for women is, I think, a bit like the 'Stockholm Syndrome'. They think the abuse built into the rituals of the religion is their penance for the love of their God. Unfortunately, they aren't worshiping a god, just an idol, called prophet. Another case of religion being hi-jacked for power.

This woman, to be specific, has a large sense of self-worth, deservedly so. She has succeeded in the marketplace, has a creative outlet, and can mingle with some pretty rich clients. So, she gets screwed with by a yokel and whines. It's her followers that take up the mantle of discrimination. She knows she was punked, and TGIF knows it was a prank. Story should die right there.
 
2013-10-04 02:26:11 PM

topcon: Pics of her from, no troll, hijabtrendz.com

http://www.hijabtrendz.com/2010/02/15/hijabtrendz-exclusive-nicole-q ue en/

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x638]

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x583]


according to that article she's a papparazzo, so you know... fark that biatch in the ass with sand.
 
2013-10-04 02:34:24 PM

Mikeyworld: She knows she was punked, and TGIF knows it was a prank


I can't imagine a waiter thinking he could get away with it. But I can imagine her setting it up for the attention.
 
2013-10-04 02:39:10 PM

Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.


In a similar vein, CSB. I managed to modify my sister's behavior when she was pulling this crap.If we were ordering take out, she would have 804 modifications to maketo her freakin moo goo gai pan and then want me to call it in. I made a rule that the one who wants thespecial order makes the call. In response to, "Can't you just call it in?" I would reply, "If I call it in you are getting moo goo gai pan as it appears on the menu." - She eventually figured out that I did not consider her special.
 
2013-10-04 02:44:35 PM

dustygrimp: Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.

In a similar vein, CSB. I managed to modify my sister's behavior when she was pulling this crap.If we were ordering take out, she would have 804 modifications to maketo her freakin moo goo gai pan and then want me to call it in. I made a rule that the one who wants thespecial order makes the call. In response to, "Can't you just call it in?" I would reply, "If I call it in you are getting moo goo gai pan as it appears on the menu." - She eventually figured out that I did not consider her special.


Well played.
 
2013-10-04 03:01:16 PM
SuperNinjaToad:
I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.

I would imagine all "Born Again <Religious Person>" are naturally more annoying than regular religious people.
 
2013-10-04 03:07:42 PM
now where did I put my tiny violin...
 
2013-10-04 03:10:03 PM

Tellingthem: Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it. Why would they put bacon into an iced tea when they could easily sneak it into the food? It doesn't take much. Also why would they get pissy about leaving off the bacon? That is a pretty easy request. I do have to say my bs detector is going off right now.


This story is bogus.  No practicing muslim would ever ask for the bacon to be removed.
A> they probably wouldnt eat in your place if you served bacon.
B> if they can get past that, they wouldnt eat anthing that bacon had touched.   If that was acceptable, they could just take the bacon off themselves.
 
2013-10-04 03:19:32 PM

cwolf20: Her own description of the events shows that she did not swing a cape over her shoulders, stand with one leg on the seat, and pronounce to the world "I am muslim, take off the damn bacon!"  In point of fact, all she asked was that it not be on the salad. Assuming that her account of the event is accurate that



If you think bacon causes you to burn for eternity, you are well aware of the ingredients of what you eat and you check before ordering.   Every specialtly pizza, every salad, everything,  In fact, you might just also casually ask the waiter,
there is no bacon on that, is there?  I cant have any.

It is no big deal.

A waiter does not give a shiat.  He  is not making the salad.  He just gives the slip to the cold side chef.
 
2013-10-04 03:26:06 PM

Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.


Design what you wanna eat and they'll cook it for ya:

cloud.chambermaster.com

media-cdn.tripadvisor.com
 
2013-10-04 03:29:11 PM
bullshiat
 
2013-10-04 03:49:30 PM
No doubt, as it happened with the that african american professor with the noose on her door, (that she planted herself), this woman will quietly admit in a few months to planting the bacon to "illustrate the hatred and bigotry that, like, could totally happen, because, like you all believed this happened".

/Attention Whore should really start into doing pornos and prostitution before it's too late.
 
2013-10-04 04:08:09 PM

Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-04 04:08:42 PM

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte


1) I drink my iced tea with a straw as I don't want my lips on a grimy glass rim.

Well she's obviously going to fairy-tale hell.

/good
 
2013-10-04 04:23:15 PM
Well, I see the Fark hate brigade is out in force today.
 
2013-10-04 04:42:38 PM
I've worked in bars and restaurants all through college and not getting caught or leaving proof is the first rule of foodvenge. Spitting, ball and/or ass sweat, floor drops and urinal drops are all part of the arsenal and were used almost exclusively on the condescending  assholes intentionally busting balls. Not really that common, I've found most people are pretty reasonabl and understanding even when they were upset with something that was my fault.
I know this lady didn't simply request no bacon. She simply had to proclaim her Muslim conversion and explain her dietary restrictions to a server who really didn't give a shiat and could careless why she didn't want bacon. It's easy enough to do, the modifier is pre-programmed on computer, and the exertion costs the server 1/1000 of a calorie and 1/1000 of a second. Her actions would have not caused to type of foodvenge had I been her server, I would have just thought she was annoying and handed her the bacon-free salad saying "You were the salad with extra bacon, right ma'am?" At this point she would have been outraged and ready to farking rumble, and then I would look at my pad and say "I'm sorry this salad is no bacon, the extra bacon was for one of my other tables."
 
2013-10-04 05:08:13 PM

Honest Bender: Big deal.  It's not like she's allergic. She chooses not to eat pork because a fairy tale book told her it was wrong.  I don't even see this as warranting an apology.


Yes, it does warrant an apology from the manager. If a waiter did something jackassy like that? The manager needs to be informed. You can't have staff pulling stunts like that on the customers.

Just imagine how an Evangelical would simply laugh it off if the waiter brought back french fries, laid out to spell "Hail Satan."
 
2013-10-04 05:13:04 PM
I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?
 
2013-10-04 07:41:32 PM

anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?


The wrapper was only on the top portion of the straw as the straw was in the drink when she received it.
 
2013-10-04 07:51:43 PM

Egoy3k: anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?

The wrapper was only on the top portion of the straw as the straw was in the drink when she received it.


Which sounds nice, excepting I don't know a single restaurant that still does that.

Also doesn't say anything of the sort in the article, whatever might be implied.

/unless I am blind
 
2013-10-04 07:57:14 PM
"2.173 He hath only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name hath been invoked besides that of Allah. But if one is forced by necessity, without wilful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For Allah is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful "

In other words since you were tricked there is no problem as far as your invisible friend in the sky is concerned and you are a farking biatch using your religion to annoys peoples
 
2013-10-04 07:59:05 PM
Stupid Jews
 
2013-10-04 08:00:15 PM
This coont is lying. I hope TFIG sues the shiat out of her for libel and defamation.
 
2013-10-04 08:37:34 PM

Sybarite: "I knew right away that it was bacon,"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 463x354]


s24.postimg.org
 
2013-10-04 08:50:26 PM

anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?


usually.   Some places will bring you out a drink with the straw in it and leave a little on the end at the top so you know it isnt a used straw, or atleast assume they didnt urinate on it and then put the wrapper back on the top.

sometimes, they do this to label a "Diet coke" or a "Dr Pepper"

Unusual to do it to a ToGo cup.   Also, unprovable that the customer didnt put the bacon in in their car in an attempt to sue the company.
 
2013-10-04 09:15:45 PM
mistake: eating at TGIFridays
2nd mistake: trying to get a Cobb salad at a preprepared chain restaurant like TGIFridays without bacon.

Cobb salads have bacon in them.
if it doesn't have bacon, it isn't a Cobb salad.
thus, asking the staff to pick the bacon bits out of your salad will at best get you crappy service, and at worst get you a plate full of semen salad dressing.

of the 6 salads on the TGIFriday's menu : http://www.tgifridays.com/greatfood#soup-and-salad
only 2 have bacon on them.
 
2013-10-04 09:50:29 PM
Hot like BBQ baby back ribs....

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-05 12:47:42 AM
She fooked up from the git-go by ordering a Cobb Salad.
BACON is a classic ingredient.
 
2013-10-05 02:12:34 AM
She can't eat bacon, right?  She just drank some.  I don't see the problem.
 
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