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2013-10-04 12:03:33 PM
"I knew right away that it was bacon,"

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-04 12:26:35 PM
Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it. Why would they put bacon into an iced tea when they could easily sneak it into the food? It doesn't take much. Also why would they get pissy about leaving off the bacon? That is a pretty easy request. I do have to say my bs detector is going off right now.
 
2013-10-04 12:40:37 PM
As much as I wouldn't put it past a significant portion of the population here in Texas to do something like that with her religious beliefs in mind, if *anyone* is picky with the waiter, they risk something happening to your food....especially at a TGI Friday's.
 
2013-10-04 12:58:35 PM

Tellingthem: Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it. Why would they put bacon into an iced tea when they could easily sneak it into the food? It doesn't take much. Also why would they get pissy about leaving off the bacon? That is a pretty easy request. I do have to say my bs detector is going off right now.


Another case solved by Montgomery Curewell, Bacon Detective.
 
2013-10-04 01:01:28 PM

Tellingthem: when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it.


I thought so until I noticed the Texas location.

/ Missouri would work, too
 
2013-10-04 01:02:56 PM
Technically, Muslims aren't even supposed to eat food that has been prepared by a pan or pot that has even touched pork.


So why the fark would this woman go to a TGIF?   Was she expecting them to purchase new cookware for her happy ass?  Was she supposed to be catered to?

Until I can walk into a Halal restaurant, and they cater to me by making me a "pork-eater" dish, I don't give a fark about people with special diets who go to chain restaurants expecting to be catered to.
 
2013-10-04 01:03:20 PM

OMFG SO.MUCH.BULLSHYTE!!!!!

 
2013-10-04 01:03:31 PM
Poooooooor baby; she accidentally ate a little bacon. It only counts if she were to do it on porpoise ( intentional misspelling).
 
2013-10-04 01:03:36 PM
"Butthurt" sounds pretty appropriate here ...
 
2013-10-04 01:04:19 PM
It was for her own good. All must know the joy of bacon.
 
2013-10-04 01:05:22 PM
I don't think much of people - especially in food service - who can't "deal" with the simple fact that some people eat or don't eat things different from them.

But these stories are always, always, always such BS.
 
2013-10-04 01:05:31 PM

Tellingthem: Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it. Why would they put bacon into an iced tea when they could easily sneak it into the food? It doesn't take much. Also why would they get pissy about leaving off the bacon? That is a pretty easy request. I do have to say my bs detector is going off right now.


Not so much for me - this isn't the first time I've heard about a restaurant employee putting something in someone's straw as a (mean) joke, and this would be the easiest way to get it to her in a way that she wouldn't recognize. I doubt they were pissy about having to provide a special order as they were having to provide it to one of them there Mooslims, and although I try to shy away from stereotyping, the geographic location of the restaurant tends to lend credence to an anti-Muslim bias.
 
2013-10-04 01:06:11 PM
Big deal.  It's not like she's allergic. She chooses not to eat pork because a fairy tale book told her it was wrong.  I don't even see this as warranting an apology.
 
2013-10-04 01:06:31 PM
no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte
 
2013-10-04 01:07:07 PM

Alphakronik: Technically, Muslims aren't even supposed to eat food that has been prepared by a pan or pot that has even touched pork.


So why the fark would this woman go to a TGIF?   Was she expecting them to purchase new cookware for her happy ass?  Was she supposed to be catered to?

Until I can walk into a Halal restaurant, and they cater to me by making me a "pork-eater" dish, I don't give a fark about people with special diets who go to chain restaurants expecting to be catered to.


If you were dumb enough to go into a "Halal restaurant " asking for a pork dish, you'd receive what you deserved :)

/I don't think a salad bowl was used in offense against a porker anywhere.
 
2013-10-04 01:08:30 PM

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte


tfa: Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.
"I knew right away that it was bacon," she told the local ABC affiliate WFAA. "And I knew right away that it had been placed in my straw because that was the the first thing that went into my mouth."
 
2013-10-04 01:09:38 PM
She knew it was bacon right away. This implies that she has had bacon before. How could someone give up something so wonderful?!?!?
 
2013-10-04 01:11:18 PM
I can still remember my Catholic mother saying, "Fridays, you don't eat meat." That's still good advice.
 
2013-10-04 01:11:48 PM
The server should be fired for pissing off a customer.  That being said, people are entirely too sensitive. This doesn't belong in the news.
 
2013-10-04 01:12:48 PM

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte


 it was iced tea?
 
2013-10-04 01:14:42 PM
 
2013-10-04 01:15:12 PM

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte



Iced tea, I'd imagine. She wouldn't want to get it in her mustache.
 
2013-10-04 01:15:14 PM

2 grams: it was iced tea?


who the coontingfarkshiat does that to perfectly good tea?!?

/sarc
 
2013-10-04 01:15:24 PM
She know cause she's a recent convert and has been eating it her whole life. Does Allah forgive your past pork eating? Not a very tolerant religion so I don't know.
 
2013-10-04 01:15:28 PM
Oh, and she's a papparazi photographer.  Real class act, and probably not at all an attention whore.
 
2013-10-04 01:15:38 PM

Honest Bender: Big deal.  It's not like she's allergic. She chooses not to eat pork because a fairy tale book told her it was wrong.  I don't even see this as warranting an apology.


it all depends on the delivery of said request. How did the server know it wasn't allergy related?

If she'd requested kindly to not put bacon on her salad than fark the server and TGIF for putting it in her straw.. if she was just a whiny biatch and was basically flouting her religion and demanding they farking get rid of the bacon etc than yeah fark her!

Delivery is EVERYTHING.
 
2013-10-04 01:16:29 PM
mariser.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-04 01:16:48 PM

topcon: Pics of her from, no troll, hijabtrendz.com

http://www.hijabtrendz.com/2010/02/15/hijabtrendz-exclusive-nicole-q ue en/

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x638]

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x583]


ahhh! Nice to see she adheres to the modesty bit, at least.
 
2013-10-04 01:17:16 PM
keithandthemovies.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-04 01:17:31 PM

topcon: Oh, and she's a papparazi photographer.  Real class act, and probably not at all an attention whore.


In my experience, female Muslim converts tend to be attention whores.

/probably any egregious converts but especially muslim.
 
2013-10-04 01:18:03 PM
FTFA: 'Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology,

Here' the first part of the story that strikes me as odd. Who the fark pays for tea refills? Tea refills are always free. And some sort of an apology for what?
 
2013-10-04 01:18:40 PM

SuperNinjaToad: How did the server know it wasn't allergy related?


...Can you even BE allergic to pork?
 
2013-10-04 01:18:52 PM

uber humper: topcon: Oh, and she's a papparazi photographer.  Real class act, and probably not at all an attention whore.

In my experience, female Muslim converts tend to be attention whores.

/probably any egregious religious converts but especially muslim.


FTFM, silly spell check
 
2013-10-04 01:19:42 PM
It's better than turkey in the straw.
 
2013-10-04 01:21:45 PM

uber humper: topcon: Oh, and she's a papparazi photographer.  Real class act, and probably not at all an attention whore.

In my experience, female Muslim converts tend to be attention whores.

/probably any egregious converts but especially muslim.


She's definitely "out there" and saying LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!  Just searching her name comes up with a bunch of vanity shiat.

Her Twitter handle is "queen of Islam."

https://twitter.com/queensofislam

Her tagline for Twitter:

Nicole Queen is a well-known American convert to Islam. From Party Girl to Muslimah, no matter how small the change, it's all about changing for the better.

She has a blogspot, Queens of Islam:

http://thequeensofislam.blogspot.com/

Queen's of Islam are royal women of America who represent dignity, strength, and faith above all the rest.

She's a farking moron who is more interested in promoting herself than her kooky ass religion.
 
2013-10-04 01:22:27 PM
Ummm. If it was a refill of iced tea, then she already had a straw. Also, TGI Fridays uses clear, transparent straws.
 
2013-10-04 01:22:41 PM

Tellingthem: Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it. Why would they put bacon into an iced tea when they could easily sneak it into the food? It doesn't take much. Also why would they get pissy about leaving off the bacon? That is a pretty easy request. I do have to say my bs detector is going off right now.


The Cobb salads are probably pre-made so you would have to remove the bacon rather than leave it off. Or make a fresh one, when the prep was likely done and cleared hours before. And sneaking it into the straw has the added bonus of potentially choking her too.
 
2013-10-04 01:22:45 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-04 01:23:03 PM

uber humper: Iced tea, I'd imagine. She wouldn't want to get it in her mustache.


ok, but who the frakk calls iced tea, simply 'tea'?

Americans, because they're lazy and presumptuous? American Freepers, because the' iced-tea party' sounds alien, and their readership is xenophobic?

whole lotta stinky farm animal defecation. poopy poopy poop poop.

/muslim
 
2013-10-04 01:24:02 PM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: [mariser.files.wordpress.com image 633x348]


What a weird book.  One with phone numbers in it.  Seems perverted.
 
2013-10-04 01:24:29 PM

uttertosh: /muslim


FAKE!!1!
 
2013-10-04 01:24:49 PM
I went to a local restaurant and they brought out rolls wrapped in cellophane.  I opened one up and started to eat it, and someone had cut it open and filled it with pepper (not enough to make it funny, just enough to let you know the taste was off and someone had been touching your food.)  The waitress wouldn't believe me.  She insisted they didn't reuse the rolls (which may or may not have been the case, they had a drawer full of them where a disgruntled customer could have mixed rolls in, but the waitress thought I was up to something.  Lousy food anyway.

As for this story- why would a woman convert to Islam?  I understand some people convert to a religion for the one they love, but Islam is a religion that threatens to kill you if you decide you want to leave and is terrible on women's rights.  Don't get me wrong, I think all religion is ultimately silly, but a woman converting to Islam is like a non-celebrity converting to Scientology.  It's only going to get you treated badly.
 
2013-10-04 01:26:42 PM

HoratioGates: why would a woman convert to Islam?


oil money
 
2013-10-04 01:26:53 PM
Oooh oooh.
 Ol' Allah's gonna be pissed that one of his cherished rules have been broken. Sensitive, little fellow.


Ever notice how supposedly great, powerful and loving deities have such tiny-minded rules to stroke their egos?

Doesn't it ever occur to pious folks that their God would only let proselytizing sycophants and assorted boot-lickers into his heavenly reward, and toss those who actually let good and moral lives into the lake of fire?
 
2013-10-04 01:27:09 PM

HoratioGates: I went to a local restaurant and they brought out rolls wrapped in cellophane.  I opened one up and started to eat it, and someone had cut it open and filled it with pepper (not enough to make it funny, just enough to let you know the taste was off and someone had been touching your food.)  The waitress wouldn't believe me.  She insisted they didn't reuse the rolls (which may or may not have been the case, they had a drawer full of them where a disgruntled customer could have mixed rolls in, but the waitress thought I was up to something.  Lousy food anyway.

As for this story- why would a woman convert to Islam?  I understand some people convert to a religion for the one they love, but Islam is a religion that threatens to kill you if you decide you want to leave and is terrible on women's rights.  Don't get me wrong, I think all religion is ultimately silly, but a woman converting to Islam is like a non-celebrity converting to Scientology.  It's only going to get you treated badly.


There's a video on Youtube of her, she said she converted because "she needed a change" and "saw some videos on Youtube about Muslims."

Yes, that was her reasoning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khjtrIkYU5I">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=khjtrIkYU5I

She'll probably give it up when she finds out about Zumba in a few months or something.
 
2013-10-04 01:27:38 PM
She didn't seem so butt hurt when I asked for my twin towers to be un attacked, but noooooooo...So she can kiss my bacon lovin' ass. Muslims want to be catered to for EVERYTHING but are the most intolerant bunch of religious nuts ever.
They call for mass murders and abuse their women.....Yet they are a religion of peace. Cut the crap. This world is too PC.
 
2013-10-04 01:28:27 PM
If your reasons for anything are religious reasons, you are too stupid to have survived this long and Darwin weeps.
 
2013-10-04 01:30:40 PM

topcon: uber humper: topcon: Oh, and she's a papparazi photographer.  Real class act, and probably not at all an attention whore.

In my experience, female Muslim converts tend to be attention whores.

/probably any egregious converts but especially muslim.

She's definitely "out there" and saying LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!  Just searching her name comes up with a bunch of vanity shiat.

Her Twitter handle is "queen of Islam."

https://twitter.com/queensofislam

Her tagline for Twitter:

Nicole Queen is a well-known American convert to Islam. From Party Girl to Muslimah, no matter how small the change, it's all about changing for the better.

She has a blogspot, Queens of Islam:

http://thequeensofislam.blogspot.com/

Queen's of Islam are royal women of America who represent dignity, strength, and faith above all the rest.

She's a farking moron who is more interested in promoting herself than her kooky ass religion.


I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.
 
2013-10-04 01:33:33 PM
s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
 
2013-10-04 01:35:10 PM
" initially told her story on Facebook "


Open and shut case of camerawhoring
 
2013-10-04 01:35:59 PM

FormlessOne: Not so much for me - this isn't the first time I've heard about a restaurant employee putting something in someone's straw as a (mean) joke, and this would be the easiest way to get it to her in a way that she wouldn't recognize.


In what world would that be true?  I don't know about you, but I'm pretty good at telling the difference between a liquid and a solid and would be much more likely to recognize that a solid foreign substance had been put into my tea than, say, hidden amongst other food.
 
2013-10-04 01:37:31 PM
this linked-to article sucks.

here is her original post:

farm6.staticflickr.com

and her website:


NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!

survey says:

ATTENTION WHORE!!
 
2013-10-04 01:38:44 PM

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte


ICED tea, now GTFO.
 
2013-10-04 01:45:02 PM
I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.
 
2013-10-04 01:45:19 PM
BTW - under Islam, if you are given bacon without your knowledge, it's not a sin for you to accidentally eat it.
 
2013-10-04 01:47:36 PM
I don't usually use straws, but my wife does. Although it's been a long time since I've worked any kind of food service job (and I know health dept. regulations vary from place to place), but I've never seen a person at a restaurant get a refill without the waitstaff asking them to remove their straw from the drink first.

Same goes for to-go cups... you get a cup and a wrapped straw that hasn't been put into the drink already.
 
2013-10-04 01:50:09 PM

calbert: this linked-to article sucks.
here is her original post:
[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x603]
and her website:
NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!
survey says:
ATTENTION WHORE!!


Lucky me. I knocked off the binge drinking, and I didn't even have to give up bacon & convert to Islam!
 
2013-10-04 01:52:36 PM

Alphakronik: Technically, Muslims aren't even supposed to eat food that has been prepared by a pan or pot that has even touched pork.



Citation needed.
 
2013-10-04 01:53:29 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.


That's true with lots of converts, whatever the religion.
 
2013-10-04 01:57:11 PM

calbert: this linked-to article sucks.

here is her original post:

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x603]

and her website:


NicoleQueen.com From "Party Girl" to American Muslim, it's all about changing for the better!

survey says:

ATTENTION WHORE!!


I like how she had to include 'loading both her kids into the double stroller' to march back inside to complain. She's probably one of those asshole parents that has the side by side double stroller because her snowflakes are equally precious and she can't put one in front of the other. To this day, (from my past working as a retail peon), I refuse to yield to those strollers in store aisles.
 
2013-10-04 01:58:44 PM

EJ25T: I don't usually use straws, but my wife does. Although it's been a long time since I've worked any kind of food service job (and I know health dept. regulations vary from place to place), but I've never seen a person at a restaurant get a refill without the waitstaff asking them to remove their straw from the drink first.

Same goes for to-go cups... you get a cup and a wrapped straw that hasn't been put into the drink already.


That's not a health code regulation that I've ever heard of.  Wrapped straws are a convenience for customers, not a health issue.

Also, I know for a fact that TGIF and Red Robin will both refill your drink cup with the same straw in it.  I've watched them do it.

That isn't to say that the story rings true, because I don't think it does.
 
2013-10-04 01:59:01 PM
topcon:

She's a farking moron who is more interested in promoting herself than her kooky ass religion.

It could be worse:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/murderous hell biatch
 
2013-10-04 02:00:23 PM
Mind your own business, Russ.
 
2013-10-04 02:02:59 PM

jshine: SuperNinjaToad: I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.

That's true with lots of converts, whatever the religion.


Or whatever else. My wife has been a vegetarian all her life and she never pulls any AW tactics at a steakhouse for instance.
 
2013-10-04 02:05:50 PM
I'm about as atheist as it's possible to be and I still think it's disgusting to insult a paying customer unless you own the business.  Can you imagine owning a business and one of your staff created a PR nightmare for you because they were bigoted little shiat?

If it's your business, then by all means go nuts piss them all off it's your money to lose.
 
2013-10-04 02:10:29 PM
FTFA:  We don't tolerate discrimination in any form.

If your company does business in Texas, then this statement is false.
 
2013-10-04 02:12:09 PM

uttertosh: uber humper: Iced tea, I'd imagine. She wouldn't want to get it in her mustache.

ok, but who the frakk calls iced tea, simply 'tea'?

Americans, because they're lazy and presumptuous? American Freepers, because the' iced-tea party' sounds alien, and their readership is xenophobic?

whole lotta stinky farm animal defecation. poopy poopy poop poop.

/muslim


You gotta way with words.

/cafeteria catholic
 
2013-10-04 02:14:27 PM
Her own description of the events shows that she did not swing a cape over her shoulders, stand with one leg on the seat, and pronounce to the world "I am muslim, take off the damn bacon!"  In point of fact, all she asked was that it not be on the salad. Assuming that her account of the event is accurate that is.
 
2013-10-04 02:15:14 PM
Still. If I ordered a drink.  Tea or otherwise.  And sucked down bacon while trying to take a sip.  I'd be pissed too.  And I love bacon.
 
2013-10-04 02:16:26 PM

Kahabut: EJ25T: I don't usually use straws, but my wife does. Although it's been a long time since I've worked any kind of food service job (and I know health dept. regulations vary from place to place), but I've never seen a person at a restaurant get a refill without the waitstaff asking them to remove their straw from the drink first.

Same goes for to-go cups... you get a cup and a wrapped straw that hasn't been put into the drink already.

That's not a health code regulation that I've ever heard of.  Wrapped straws are a convenience for customers, not a health issue.

Also, I know for a fact that TGIF and Red Robin will both refill your drink cup with the same straw in it.  I've watched them do it.

That isn't to say that the story rings true, because I don't think it does.


That's why I said those regulations vary from location to location. I've definitely been to other areas where those rules aren't as strict.

My question is, what did her friend order? You know what I'm getting at. Where did the bacon come from?

She admitted in her facebook post that she didn't drink the tea until she was out of the restaurant and in her car. Plenty of opportunity for shenanigans there. Grab some bacon, put it in a napkin, LAWSUIT TIME!
 
2013-10-04 02:21:10 PM

cwolf20: Still. If I ordered a drink.  Tea or otherwise.  And sucked down bacon while trying to take a sip.  I'd be pissed too.  And I love bacon.


I would, too.  But the more I think about this, the more is sounds like bull shiat.

She's obviously an AW so she likes to make a scene. I can't imagine that a waiter would think that he could get away with it.  If he didn't like her, he would be a little more covert. Maybe, a little piss in the tea or snot in the salad dressing.
 
2013-10-04 02:21:25 PM

SuperNinjaToad: topcon: uber humper: topcon: Oh, and she's a papparazi photographer.  Real class act, and probably not at all an attention whore.

She's a farking moron who is more interested in promoting herself than her kooky ass religion.

I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.


To be a working photographer, you've got to be a bit of an attention whore. You've got to convince people that the $700-1500 price is a bargain, that you are the best snapper out there, and that they are lucky to have you taking those shots. And you prove that you DO take those shots, consistently.

The islamic thing, for women is, I think, a bit like the 'Stockholm Syndrome'. They think the abuse built into the rituals of the religion is their penance for the love of their God. Unfortunately, they aren't worshiping a god, just an idol, called prophet. Another case of religion being hi-jacked for power.

This woman, to be specific, has a large sense of self-worth, deservedly so. She has succeeded in the marketplace, has a creative outlet, and can mingle with some pretty rich clients. So, she gets screwed with by a yokel and whines. It's her followers that take up the mantle of discrimination. She knows she was punked, and TGIF knows it was a prank. Story should die right there.
 
2013-10-04 02:26:11 PM

topcon: Pics of her from, no troll, hijabtrendz.com

http://www.hijabtrendz.com/2010/02/15/hijabtrendz-exclusive-nicole-q ue en/

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x638]

[hijabtrendz.com image 850x583]


according to that article she's a papparazzo, so you know... fark that biatch in the ass with sand.
 
2013-10-04 02:34:24 PM

Mikeyworld: She knows she was punked, and TGIF knows it was a prank


I can't imagine a waiter thinking he could get away with it. But I can imagine her setting it up for the attention.
 
2013-10-04 02:39:10 PM

Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.


In a similar vein, CSB. I managed to modify my sister's behavior when she was pulling this crap.If we were ordering take out, she would have 804 modifications to maketo her freakin moo goo gai pan and then want me to call it in. I made a rule that the one who wants thespecial order makes the call. In response to, "Can't you just call it in?" I would reply, "If I call it in you are getting moo goo gai pan as it appears on the menu." - She eventually figured out that I did not consider her special.
 
2013-10-04 02:44:35 PM

dustygrimp: Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.

In a similar vein, CSB. I managed to modify my sister's behavior when she was pulling this crap.If we were ordering take out, she would have 804 modifications to maketo her freakin moo goo gai pan and then want me to call it in. I made a rule that the one who wants thespecial order makes the call. In response to, "Can't you just call it in?" I would reply, "If I call it in you are getting moo goo gai pan as it appears on the menu." - She eventually figured out that I did not consider her special.


Well played.
 
2013-10-04 03:01:16 PM
SuperNinjaToad:
I tend to agree.... I've noticed that white Muslim converts are typically more whiny, AW, extreme, right wing than 'regular' run of the mill brown 'born into the religion' Muslim. It's like they are trying really hard to prove to others that they are more 'Islamic' than everyone else.

I would imagine all "Born Again <Religious Person>" are naturally more annoying than regular religious people.
 
2013-10-04 03:07:42 PM
now where did I put my tiny violin...
 
2013-10-04 03:10:03 PM

Tellingthem: Next, Queen says, a different server, who replaced her waiter, offered a free refill on her tea. Queen says she thought this was some sort of apology, but when she sipped the tea, her mouth filled with bits of bacon.

I guess it's possible...but I doubt it. Why would they put bacon into an iced tea when they could easily sneak it into the food? It doesn't take much. Also why would they get pissy about leaving off the bacon? That is a pretty easy request. I do have to say my bs detector is going off right now.


This story is bogus.  No practicing muslim would ever ask for the bacon to be removed.
A> they probably wouldnt eat in your place if you served bacon.
B> if they can get past that, they wouldnt eat anthing that bacon had touched.   If that was acceptable, they could just take the bacon off themselves.
 
2013-10-04 03:19:32 PM

cwolf20: Her own description of the events shows that she did not swing a cape over her shoulders, stand with one leg on the seat, and pronounce to the world "I am muslim, take off the damn bacon!"  In point of fact, all she asked was that it not be on the salad. Assuming that her account of the event is accurate that



If you think bacon causes you to burn for eternity, you are well aware of the ingredients of what you eat and you check before ordering.   Every specialtly pizza, every salad, everything,  In fact, you might just also casually ask the waiter,
there is no bacon on that, is there?  I cant have any.

It is no big deal.

A waiter does not give a shiat.  He  is not making the salad.  He just gives the slip to the cold side chef.
 
2013-10-04 03:26:06 PM

Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.


Design what you wanna eat and they'll cook it for ya:

cloud.chambermaster.com

media-cdn.tripadvisor.com
 
2013-10-04 03:29:11 PM
bullshiat
 
2013-10-04 03:49:30 PM
No doubt, as it happened with the that african american professor with the noose on her door, (that she planted herself), this woman will quietly admit in a few months to planting the bacon to "illustrate the hatred and bigotry that, like, could totally happen, because, like you all believed this happened".

/Attention Whore should really start into doing pornos and prostitution before it's too late.
 
2013-10-04 04:08:09 PM

Clint_Torres: I stopped going to restaurants with certain friends, simply because they make too many requests to the dish they are ordering. So much that what they end up asking for no longer resembles what's listed on the menu. I didn't want to be 'guilty by association'.

Also, I think restaurants should have a 'make your own dish', using any of the listed food items on the menu.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-04 04:08:42 PM

uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte


1) I drink my iced tea with a straw as I don't want my lips on a grimy glass rim.

Well she's obviously going to fairy-tale hell.

/good
 
2013-10-04 04:23:15 PM
Well, I see the Fark hate brigade is out in force today.
 
2013-10-04 04:42:38 PM
I've worked in bars and restaurants all through college and not getting caught or leaving proof is the first rule of foodvenge. Spitting, ball and/or ass sweat, floor drops and urinal drops are all part of the arsenal and were used almost exclusively on the condescending  assholes intentionally busting balls. Not really that common, I've found most people are pretty reasonabl and understanding even when they were upset with something that was my fault.
I know this lady didn't simply request no bacon. She simply had to proclaim her Muslim conversion and explain her dietary restrictions to a server who really didn't give a shiat and could careless why she didn't want bacon. It's easy enough to do, the modifier is pre-programmed on computer, and the exertion costs the server 1/1000 of a calorie and 1/1000 of a second. Her actions would have not caused to type of foodvenge had I been her server, I would have just thought she was annoying and handed her the bacon-free salad saying "You were the salad with extra bacon, right ma'am?" At this point she would have been outraged and ready to farking rumble, and then I would look at my pad and say "I'm sorry this salad is no bacon, the extra bacon was for one of my other tables."
 
2013-10-04 05:08:13 PM

Honest Bender: Big deal.  It's not like she's allergic. She chooses not to eat pork because a fairy tale book told her it was wrong.  I don't even see this as warranting an apology.


Yes, it does warrant an apology from the manager. If a waiter did something jackassy like that? The manager needs to be informed. You can't have staff pulling stunts like that on the customers.

Just imagine how an Evangelical would simply laugh it off if the waiter brought back french fries, laid out to spell "Hail Satan."
 
2013-10-04 05:13:04 PM
I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?
 
2013-10-04 07:41:32 PM

anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?


The wrapper was only on the top portion of the straw as the straw was in the drink when she received it.
 
2013-10-04 07:51:43 PM

Egoy3k: anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?

The wrapper was only on the top portion of the straw as the straw was in the drink when she received it.


Which sounds nice, excepting I don't know a single restaurant that still does that.

Also doesn't say anything of the sort in the article, whatever might be implied.

/unless I am blind
 
2013-10-04 07:57:14 PM
"2.173 He hath only forbidden you dead meat, and blood, and the flesh of swine, and that on which any other name hath been invoked besides that of Allah. But if one is forced by necessity, without wilful disobedience, nor transgressing due limits,- then is he guiltless. For Allah is Oft-forgiving Most Merciful "

In other words since you were tricked there is no problem as far as your invisible friend in the sky is concerned and you are a farking biatch using your religion to annoys peoples
 
2013-10-04 07:59:05 PM
Stupid Jews
 
2013-10-04 08:00:15 PM
This coont is lying. I hope TFIG sues the shiat out of her for libel and defamation.
 
2013-10-04 08:37:34 PM

Sybarite: "I knew right away that it was bacon,"

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s24.postimg.org
 
2013-10-04 08:50:26 PM

anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?


usually.   Some places will bring you out a drink with the straw in it and leave a little on the end at the top so you know it isnt a used straw, or atleast assume they didnt urinate on it and then put the wrapper back on the top.

sometimes, they do this to label a "Diet coke" or a "Dr Pepper"

Unusual to do it to a ToGo cup.   Also, unprovable that the customer didnt put the bacon in in their car in an attempt to sue the company.
 
2013-10-04 09:15:45 PM
mistake: eating at TGIFridays
2nd mistake: trying to get a Cobb salad at a preprepared chain restaurant like TGIFridays without bacon.

Cobb salads have bacon in them.
if it doesn't have bacon, it isn't a Cobb salad.
thus, asking the staff to pick the bacon bits out of your salad will at best get you crappy service, and at worst get you a plate full of semen salad dressing.

of the 6 salads on the TGIFriday's menu : http://www.tgifridays.com/greatfood#soup-and-salad
only 2 have bacon on them.
 
2013-10-04 09:50:29 PM
Hot like BBQ baby back ribs....

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-05 12:47:42 AM
She fooked up from the git-go by ordering a Cobb Salad.
BACON is a classic ingredient.
 
2013-10-05 02:12:34 AM
She can't eat bacon, right?  She just drank some.  I don't see the problem.
 
2013-10-05 05:26:58 AM

Turbo Cojones: uttertosh: no no no no NO.

1) who drinks tea with a straw?
2) if it's a refill for her tea, how does the waiter/ess manage to sneak tinybacons into her straw?
3) fark the fark right off, this is just effing bullshyte

ICED tea, now GTFO.


y'know, if TFA had said ICED tea, I might not have had anything. Tea is tea, ICED tea is ICED tea. one you drink with a straw, the other one notsomuch.

now you STFU, GBTW.

ciberido: Well, I see the Fark hate brigade is out in force today.


sorry, but most normal humans hate on other humans who are making stuff up for AW reasons. It's called being human.

uber humper: You gotta way with words.


thanks! Took me hours to pen such childish drivel, as I'm not normally accustomed to emulating Ms Queen's writing style.
 
2013-10-05 07:31:07 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Egoy3k: anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?

The wrapper was only on the top portion of the straw as the straw was in the drink when she received it.

Which sounds nice, excepting I don't know a single restaurant that still does that.

Also doesn't say anything of the sort in the article, whatever might be implied.

/unless I am blind


No I don't think it does but that's her story anyway see the post by  calbert.
 
2013-10-05 07:52:07 AM

Egoy3k: ArcadianRefugee: Egoy3k: anyQTmovie: I'm calling BS on this one. wouldn't the straw have had a wrapper on it?

The wrapper was only on the top portion of the straw as the straw was in the drink when she received it.

Which sounds nice, excepting I don't know a single restaurant that still does that.

Also doesn't say anything of the sort in the article, whatever might be implied.

/unless I am blind

No I don't think it does but that's her story anyway see the post by  calbert.


Ah, thanks; I try not to load images on my phone unless I am on WiFi, as it's slow as hell (lappy now).

Also, "trick didn't work"?? One, accidentally ingesting pig is not a sin, according to here and here, as it was, you know, accidental. Two, even touching pig still requires "cleansing", so, yeah, "their trick" did work.*

*assumes story not bullshiat
 
2013-10-05 08:09:02 AM
You wanna troll Muslims?
Park a BBQ food truck near a mosque in Dearborn, MI.
 
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