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2013-10-04 12:42:42 PM  
I've gotten a few good responses from Siri, not many. It has a slightly better return than Wolfram Alpha. One step away from farking useless.
 
2013-10-04 12:49:32 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

He is heart-broken
 
2013-10-04 12:51:56 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2013-10-04 12:52:39 PM  
I wasn't talking sexy to Siri before, but I will be now!
 
2013-10-04 12:53:13 PM  
Why not, subby?

/AI-ILF
 
2013-10-04 12:57:32 PM  
This reminded me of something from the book, The Andromeda Strain, by Michael Crichton.  As the self destruct sequence was going off in the underground lab, he spent a paragraph telling about the originator of the automatic voice.  It's been a while, but I think he described her as a 66 year old telephone operator from Kansas City, who supplimented her retirement by recording automated messages. :)

And of course, there was an Aerosmith video in the early 90's, that showed what a real telephone sex worker looked like.  Beautiful voice, but she weighed at least 350, carrying a baby in one arm, and holding the phone to her ear with the other hand. :)

I figured the voice of Siri came from one or the other. :)
 
2013-10-04 01:00:22 PM  
odd, they showed a completely different woman on ABC this morning
 
2013-10-04 01:05:39 PM  
Thankfully it's not that insufferable Zooey Deschanel
 
2013-10-04 01:07:22 PM  

metallion: This reminded me of something from the book, The Andromeda Strain, by Michael Crichton.  As the self destruct sequence was going off in the underground lab, he spent a paragraph telling about the originator of the automatic voice.  It's been a while, but I think he described her as a 66 year old telephone operator from Kansas City, who supplimented her retirement by recording automated messages. :)

And of course, there was an Aerosmith video in the early 90's, that showed what a real telephone sex worker looked like.  Beautiful voice, but she weighed at least 350, carrying a baby in one arm, and holding the phone to her ear with the other hand. :)

I figured the voice of Siri came from one or the other. :)


Yeah, I was just thinking she could fund her retirement by answering 10 dollar per minute phone calls from lonely Apple fans.
 
2013-10-04 01:08:38 PM  
Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman
 
2013-10-04 01:16:07 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman


Who knows.  Maybe one day it will be.  After all, he's in everything.
 
2013-10-04 01:17:38 PM  
Hmm... Its in GILF territory.

/Would prefer Cortana tho.
/Please, Microsoft, make that happen.
 
2013-10-04 01:18:51 PM  
Yeah... another Atlanta attention whore.
 
2013-10-04 01:27:46 PM  
 
2013-10-04 01:28:26 PM  
??
How does she fit in the phone?
I thought it was an ant speaking to me.
 
2013-10-04 01:33:06 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman


titty sprinkles
 
2013-10-04 01:56:24 PM  

metallion: This reminded me of something from the book, The Andromeda Strain, by Michael Crichton.  As the self destruct sequence was going off in the underground lab, he spent a paragraph telling about the originator of the automatic voice.  It's been a while, but I think he described her as a 66 year old telephone operator from Kansas City, who supplimented her retirement by recording automated messages. :)

And of course, there was an Aerosmith video in the early 90's, that showed what a real telephone sex worker looked like.  Beautiful voice, but she weighed at least 350, carrying a baby in one arm, and holding the phone to her ear with the other hand. :)

I figured the voice of Siri came from one or the other. :)


Aerosmith video, or Beavis & Butt-head episode?
 
2013-10-04 02:02:48 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Best Princess Celestia: Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman

titty sprinkles


"I will try to find "Tin De-wrinklers" for you"
 
2013-10-04 02:06:59 PM  

jdjoker: metallion: This reminded me of something from the book, The Andromeda Strain, by Michael Crichton.  As the self destruct sequence was going off in the underground lab, he spent a paragraph telling about the originator of the automatic voice.  It's been a while, but I think he described her as a 66 year old telephone operator from Kansas City, who supplimented her retirement by recording automated messages. :)

And of course, there was an Aerosmith video in the early 90's, that showed what a real telephone sex worker looked like.  Beautiful voice, but she weighed at least 350, carrying a baby in one arm, and holding the phone to her ear with the other hand. :)

I figured the voice of Siri came from one or the other. :)

Aerosmith video, or Beavis & Butt-head episode?


I was thinking of the Aerosmith video.  I forgot all about the B&B episode. :)
 
2013-10-04 03:09:21 PM  
I worked in a office building back in the 90's where one of the tenants was a 1-900 phonesex line... We would frequently see the 900 girls in the elevators...  A few of them.. Yeah.... but a lot of them.... ew... How about NO!
 
2013-10-04 03:18:39 PM  

metallion: This reminded me of something from the book, The Andromeda Strain, by Michael Crichton.  As the self destruct sequence was going off in the underground lab, he spent a paragraph telling about the originator of the automatic voice.  It's been a while, but I think he described her as a 66 year old telephone operator from Kansas City, who supplimented her retirement by recording automated messages. :)

And of course, there was an Aerosmith video in the early 90's, that showed what a real telephone sex worker looked like.  Beautiful voice, but she weighed at least 350, carrying a baby in one arm, and holding the phone to her ear with the other hand. :)

I figured the voice of Siri came from one or the other. :)


I've actually had people tell me that I have "a fat woman's voice". This comment only comes after meeting me in person, when they realize that I am not as large as I sound. I have always blamed the Aerosmith video for this
 
2013-10-04 03:21:33 PM  
I wonder if she has an iphone and uses siri.
 
2013-10-04 03:26:35 PM  

See My Az Go: metallion: This reminded me of something from the book, The Andromeda Strain, by Michael Crichton.  As the self destruct sequence was going off in the underground lab, he spent a paragraph telling about the originator of the automatic voice.  It's been a while, but I think he described her as a 66 year old telephone operator from Kansas City, who supplimented her retirement by recording automated messages. :)

And of course, there was an Aerosmith video in the early 90's, that showed what a real telephone sex worker looked like.  Beautiful voice, but she weighed at least 350, carrying a baby in one arm, and holding the phone to her ear with the other hand. :)

I figured the voice of Siri came from one or the other. :)

I've actually had people tell me that I have "a fat woman's voice". This comment only comes after meeting me in person, when they realize that I am not as large as I sound. I have always blamed the Aerosmith video for this


your account is far too old for you to still have those pics in your profile.

/she's hot
//"she" is probably an overweight dude in his mom's basement
 
2013-10-04 03:32:50 PM  
Subby must not be familiar with your average Farker. These are the same people that get all drooly over Helen Mirren's almost septuagenarian ass.
 
2013-10-04 03:37:51 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Subby must not be familiar with your average Farker. These are the same people that get all drooly over Helen Mirren's almost septuagenarian ass.


haha, is this the thread where we pretend 70 + year old women are hot
 
2013-10-04 03:41:04 PM  
It may be the thread where we cut and paste the comments from the same story less than a week ago.
 
2013-10-04 03:45:09 PM  
Siri, didn't we just have this thread last week?
 
2013-10-04 03:48:31 PM  

frepnog: Dingleberry Dickwad: Subby must not be familiar with your average Farker. These are the same people that get all drooly over Helen Mirren's almost septuagenarian ass.

haha, is this the thread where we pretend 70 + year old women are hot


Gods I hope not. I can understand if a Farker is within 1-15 years of age of her, but from what I can tell the majority of Farkers are in their 20s-40s with a smattering of slightly older folks. It's one thing for a Farker in their 30s to acknowledge that she was hot in the day and she's aged well and looks good for her age. It's quite a different thing for a Farker in their 30s to be all "I'd eat the corn out of her shiat" like some folks here.
 
2013-10-04 03:48:56 PM  
challenge accepted.
 
2013-10-04 03:55:36 PM  

MrBentor: I worked in a office building back in the 90's where one of the tenants was a 1-900 phonesex line... We would frequently see the 900 girls in the elevators...


That's a big elevator.
 
2013-10-04 04:11:30 PM  

frepnog: your account is far too old for you to still have those pics in your profile.


Still? Have you been monitoring it over the years :P

/Just added a new one....happy?
 
2013-10-04 04:27:11 PM  

MrBentor: I worked in a office building back in the 90's where one of the tenants was a 1-900 phonesex line... We would frequently see the 900 girls in the elevators...  A few of them.. Yeah.... but a lot of them.... ew... How about NO!


I didn't realize they actually went to an office to take calls.  I was under the impression most of them worked from home, talking dirty while making dinner and doing laundry.  I remember seeing some special about phone sex operators a few years ago.
 
2013-10-04 04:30:16 PM  

jim32rr: Thankfully it's not that insufferable Zooey Deschanel


Insufferable? You must be listening to her. This is a mistake.


res.mindbodygreen.com
 
2013-10-04 04:31:22 PM  

See My Az Go: frepnog: your account is far too old for you to still have those pics in your profile.

Still? Have you been monitoring it over the years :P

/Just added a new one....happy?


yep
 
2013-10-04 04:44:35 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman


I have BRIAN BLESSED's voice on my car GPS, but I agree that Morgan Freeman is probably a better choice for a phone.
 
2013-10-04 05:02:44 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Best Princess Celestia: Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman

I have BRIAN BLESSED's voice on my car GPS, but I agree that Morgan Freeman is probably a better choice for a phone.


That's awesome if true. I can only imagine it.

"HA! You must turn left here, damn you! TUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!"
 
2013-10-04 05:22:25 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Ivo Shandor: Best Princess Celestia: Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman

I have BRIAN BLESSED's voice on my car GPS, but I agree that Morgan Freeman is probably a better choice for a phone.

That's awesome if true. I can only imagine it.

"HA! You must turn left here, damn you! TUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMiLQwKLSQM
 
2013-10-04 05:23:19 PM  
when I get ahold of an Iphone I always ask it to find a hooker.
I'm hoping to the the Iperson in trouble with their Ispouce.

Siri just says, "I am unable to locate an escort service"

sigh.
 
2013-10-04 05:32:03 PM  
The iOS 7 Siri sounds really different, is it the same voice actor?
 
2013-10-04 05:52:27 PM  

ausfahrk: Yeah, I was just thinking she could fund her retirement by answering 10 dollar per minute phone calls from lonely Apple fans.


Knowing apple fans, they wouldn't even have to talk sexy. They'd just have to talk like apple while reading from another manufacturer's product specs..
 
2013-10-04 07:11:13 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Best Princess Celestia: Id use an iphone if it was Morgan Freeman

I have BRIAN BLESSED's voice on my car GPS, but I agree that Morgan Freeman is probably a better choice for a phone.


Do you have your choice of Prince Vultan mode and King Richard IV mode?
 
2013-10-04 07:37:14 PM  

See My Az Go: I've actually had people tell me that I have "a fat woman's voice". This comment only comes after meeting me in person, when they realize that I am not as large as I sound. I have always blamed the Aerosmith video for this


I'm going to need you to say "Hot Pocket" or "Nutter Butters" before I'll believe you.
 
2013-10-04 07:57:35 PM  
Yes, subby, only the 23-year-old twerker-of-the-day can be considered sexy ZOMGDIDYOUSEEMILEYPICS.  And yes, the only interesting thing about Siri is talking dirty to...um...your cellphone.

/getafarkinglife
 
2013-10-04 08:14:49 PM  
And the chick on the other end of the phone sex line is a hotty also.
 
2013-10-04 09:01:28 PM  
It looks like rain.  Let's order some soup

So, soup's been ruined forever.  Thanks, Siri, or Zooey,
 
2013-10-04 09:02:57 PM  

Kibbler: Yes, subby, only the 23-year-old twerker-of-the-day can be considered sexy


There's some middle ground somewhere in there, you know.  Specifically, all of it.
 
2013-10-04 09:06:20 PM  

Kibbler: Yes, subby, only the 23-year-old twerker-of-the-day can be considered sexy ZOMGDIDYOUSEEMILEYPICS.  And yes, the only interesting thing about Siri is talking dirty to...um...your cellphone.

/getafarkinglife


You sound prudish/old/ugly.
 
2013-10-04 09:36:50 PM  
By now, there has to be a stripper or porn star who has taken the name "Siri." I am holding out for that....

In reality, I hate the actual Siri with the heat of a thousand suns. I hope Ms. Bennett has the fleas of 10,000 camels infest her pubic area....
 
2013-10-04 09:40:47 PM  

jpo2269: By now, there has to be a stripper or porn star who has taken the name "Siri." I am holding out for that....

In reality, I hate the actual Siri with the heat of a thousand suns. I hope Ms. Bennett has the fleas of 10,000 camels infest her pubic area....


Yep there is.NSFW
 
2013-10-04 10:25:04 PM  
wow, check out the sand flea also from Boston Dynamics.

http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=6b4ZZQkcNEo

with a few mods...

billwardwriter.com
 
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