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(Some Guy)   Ex-husband shot and killed by new boyfriend, who is the father of the father of the girlfriend's kid. Then it gets weird   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Catherine Slatkin, girlfriend, boyfriends  
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10118 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2013 at 11:43 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-04 11:46:37 AM  
With helpful picture of what a man taking notes might look like?
2013-10-04 11:47:57 AM  
Ah shiat.  Now I gotta go get some graph paper and try to figure this out.
2013-10-04 11:48:34 AM  
It's a scorecard!
2013-10-04 11:51:23 AM  
That headline hurt my brain.
2013-10-04 11:51:56 AM  
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2013-10-04 11:52:05 AM  

FrancoFile: Ah shiat.  Now I gotta go get some graph paper and try to figure this out.

Like this one?

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2013-10-04 11:53:35 AM  
You know, actually, can one of you just hit the "Nope" button?
2013-10-04 11:53:53 AM  
My takeaway is that the woman in this story will accept any and all cock that is offered.  She's a whore.
2013-10-04 11:53:53 AM  
Confused?  You *won't* be, after this episode of... SOAP!
2013-10-04 11:54:51 AM  
And I thought algebra was hard.
2013-10-04 11:56:42 AM  

A friend of mine once told me that his brother was dating my friend's wife's ex-husband's girlfriend's daughter.

I'm still disturbed.
2013-10-04 11:58:53 AM  
this is worse than a divorce/succession hypo for a bar exam (where they intentionally make the most convulated family histories possible to test your ability to run down who gets what if so and so dies, with probably a whole lot of deaths, marriages,divorces, illegitimate children, step children, half children, etc)
2013-10-04 12:01:59 PM  
She said her brother is now in the midst of a contentious divorce.
"The last couple months, we've gotten back together and it was beautiful," Debbie Patton said. "He is sweet. He's tender. He is the brother I grew up with.
"He is the wonderful brother that I remember."

Okay, maybe I just watch too much porn, but I found this disturbing... (queue Deliverance Dueling Banjos)
2013-10-04 12:03:24 PM  
All I know is that no one should be dating that woman at this point.
2013-10-04 12:23:45 PM  
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2013-10-04 12:31:07 PM  
Either there is a mistake in the sister's name, or both the ex wife and sister are both named Catherine. Hopefully they are not one in the same person.

They didn't state the ex wife's age, but she is apparently trophy wife age.

It's the Eagle's song Lying Eyes come to life, complete with the young boy making her feel the way she used to feel.
2013-10-04 12:32:18 PM  
So how many Catherine Slatkins are there, one or two?  Because if there's only one, we got ourselves some Texas incest pr0n and gun pr0n. Yeee-haaa!
2013-10-04 12:50:32 PM  
Sounds like the begining of 'Tommy'...
2013-10-04 12:51:20 PM  
The Aristocrats!
2013-10-04 01:08:31 PM  
Texas needs a tag...
2013-10-04 01:18:56 PM  
Ok. I read the headline. I got confused.

Read the article....still confused. Now, my head hurts.
2013-10-04 01:23:45 PM  
2013-10-04 01:29:10 PM  

FrancoFile: Ah shiat.  Now I gotta go get some graph paper and try to figure this out.

I literally opened notepad and had to type everything out to understand it.

/just woke up
//still tired
2013-10-04 01:30:40 PM  

FarkingReading: My takeaway is that the woman in this story will accept any and all cock that is offered.  She's a whore.

I'd accept any and all vagina offered.  Fortunately, I'm not a whore, because I've fat and bald so the vagina offers aren't rolling in.

Can't we just go back to slut shaming Miley?  I mean, if we slut shame real people someone may think it's not right for women to put out, and as a guy going through an extended dry spell, I don't think that's the message we want to be sending out.
2013-10-04 01:37:54 PM  
Can someone who gets this please draw me a diagram?

2013-10-04 01:46:47 PM  
Can I see a flow chart, please? As part of my old job working for an anesthesiologist studying a genetic condition, I used to have to draw up family trees. I've seen some confusing ones, but this one makes my brain hurt!
2013-10-04 01:50:36 PM  
I was expecting trailer parks to be involved.
2013-10-04 01:55:05 PM  

Red Beard: Can someone who gets this please draw me a diagram?


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2013-10-04 02:17:58 PM  
So Johnny Patton is feeling all fine, having scooped up this Slatkin fellow's trophy wife - until he finds out that his son Jason has beat him to the golden gates. Meanwhile, his sister has filed and then rescinded a protective order over an incident involving a handgun during an argument over their late father's estate?

Yeah, should make for a few awkward family reunions. I mean, at my reunions I had to endure my racist Uncle Pete. At the Patton reunions you need body armor.
2013-10-04 04:12:46 PM  
Did Patton's bullets go through Slatkin like shiat through a goose?

Oh, and....
2013-10-05 07:41:44 AM Full Size
2013-10-05 08:00:10 AM  
So let's see what we got here...

1. Trophy wife likes rich old man (let's call him Geezer #1), has child with him.
2. Trophy wife cheats on Geezer #1 with another old man (let's call him Geezer #2).
3. Geezer #2 is still married and had a PFA filed against him by Geezer #2's sister over an estate dispute.
4. Trophy wife finds Geezer 2's son more appealing, hooks up, and has a baby by the son.
5. Geezer #2 forgives the trophy wife and is the current boyfriend???
6. Geezer #1 has a fight with Geezer #2 and is shot to death.

So trophy wife cheats on her husband with Geezer #2, and then cheats on Geezer #2 with Geezer #2's son?

Dammit, I'm going to the Caturday thread.
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