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(MassLive)   If you left a 200 yard long debris path ending in a wrecked car in Springfield, Mass. last night, police have some questions for you: (a) what happened? (a) how did you walk away? (c) are you willing to come to the station to be arrested?   ( divider line
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2013-10-04 01:02:11 PM  
2 votes:
There had better be a followup to this story. I need answers.

Also: who the hell names a street Fiberloid? What is that, some kind of medical condition? "My lumbago's acting up, and now my doctah says I got fiberloids."
2013-10-04 11:27:13 AM  
2 votes:


Police unaware there were passengers
2013-10-04 09:58:40 AM  
2 votes:
a: I don't know.

b: I didn't, I crawled.

c: No.
2013-10-04 11:35:20 AM  
1 vote:
2013-10-04 11:17:48 AM  
1 vote:
Aw that's just great. We missed the Rapture.
2013-10-04 11:07:51 AM  
1 vote:
They should analyze the brown stain in the driver's seat for DNA.

/ I saw CSi once.  I know how this works.
2013-10-04 10:14:22 AM  
1 vote:
Well, either the person will show up in a hospital later or they should try looking up. The body could have landed in a tree.

What? Stranger things have happened.
2013-10-04 09:57:27 AM  
1 vote:
(d) What happened to question (b)?
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