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2013-10-04 10:09:19 AM
C.  Recycle past costume and add twerking
 
2013-10-04 10:11:05 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-04 10:15:33 AM
Lumpy Space Princess noooooooo!!!!!!
 
2013-10-04 10:16:07 AM
Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep
 
2013-10-04 10:17:50 AM
Slutty Halloween costumes... never heard of them pictures would help my education.
 
2013-10-04 10:18:00 AM
...and frog
 
2013-10-04 10:20:13 AM
Holiday creep! It's only October 4th!
 
2013-10-04 10:21:04 AM

ghall3: Holiday creep! It's only October 4th!


Shut up.  Halloween deserves its own month!
 
2013-10-04 10:23:52 AM

The Muthaship: ghall3: Holiday creep! It's only October 4th!

Shut up.  Halloween deserves its own month!


Slutober?
 
2013-10-04 10:24:00 AM
When they can sex up TMNT and garden gnomes, it's ridiculous.
 
2013-10-04 10:25:19 AM
Not sure what their definition of "sexy" is, 'cause those weren't it.
 
2013-10-04 10:26:59 AM
I kinda liked the shark eating the guy one.

/terrible sense of humor
 
2013-10-04 10:27:28 AM
I'd love playing the original Bat-Girl. Maleficent, and... I guess if I could alter it easily, the (middle) red steampunk chick.

/smexy
 
2013-10-04 10:28:43 AM

Anastacya: I'd love playing the original Bat-Girl


Is that why you're hanging upside down in your profile pic?

/I keed, I keed...
 
2013-10-04 10:29:58 AM
I didn't really think any of those costumes were super slutty, but whatever. I decided not to dress up for Halloween this year because I don't have time to make a costume and I don't feel good enough about my body to wear revealing stuff (and would just be depressed to be some shapeless thing like a crayon).

Yes I know...I sound fat...and am. I'll leave Halloween to the skinny sexy ladies and just eat the bowl of candy.
 
2013-10-04 10:31:33 AM
Remember when slutty Halloween costumes were interesting?  Maybe it's because back in those days, not everyone wore them.
 
2013-10-04 10:32:36 AM

The Muthaship: Anastacya: I'd love playing the original Bat-Girl

Is that why you're hanging upside down in your profile pic?

/I keed, I keed...


If I don't hang upside down, the voices start back up...

/oh noes
 
2013-10-04 10:35:40 AM

ghall3: Holiday creep! It's only October 4th!


Right it is almost time for Christmas. What is this Halloween crap? I would have thought all those costumes and decorations would have been out of the stores by now.
 
2013-10-04 10:36:24 AM

Super Chronic: Remember when slutty Halloween costumes were interesting?  Maybe it's because back in those days, not everyone wore them.


Remember when slutty Halloween costumes were less than a tight top, short skirt, and tights?
 
2013-10-04 10:37:14 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Super Chronic: Remember when slutty Halloween costumes were interesting?  Maybe it's because back in those days, not everyone wore them.

Remember when slutty Halloween costumes were less than a tight top, short skirt, and tights?


In my day, whoring meant something....
 
2013-10-04 10:37:56 AM

The Muthaship: ghall3: Holiday creep! It's only October 4th!

Shut up.  Halloween deserves its own month!


My 5 year old daughter's favorite holiday. She made us put up decorations mid-September. She has several costumes this year that she randomly dresses up in. A black cat (but she says it's Catwoman), a ladybug, a devil (she asked me to paint the tail blue so she could be Nightcrawler), and Ariel.

She's also terrified of normal Santa but loves Jack Skellington Santa. So she believes her Christmas gifts come from Jack.
 
2013-10-04 10:39:37 AM
Totally not a bookmark....

/I have hope for this thread.
 
2013-10-04 10:42:00 AM
I'm going as an emotion this year, I'll show up naked with my penis in a bowl of pudding.
When they ask what emotion I am, I'll answer:
I'm farking dis-gusted
 
2013-10-04 10:43:15 AM

2CountyFairs: The Muthaship: ghall3: Holiday creep! It's only October 4th!

Shut up.  Halloween deserves its own month!

My 5 year old daughter's favorite holiday. She made us put up decorations mid-September. She has several costumes this year that she randomly dresses up in. A black cat (but she says it's Catwoman), a ladybug, a devil (she asked me to paint the tail blue so she could be Nightcrawler), and Ariel.

She's also terrified of normal Santa but loves Jack Skellington Santa. So she believes her Christmas gifts come from Jack.


That's awesome.  I have 3 daughters, but the youngest is 10 now.  Some of that fun is behind us, but they still love Halloween.
 
2013-10-04 10:43:48 AM
mmmMMMMmmmm original Batgirl
 
2013-10-04 10:44:01 AM

2CountyFairs: The Muthaship: ghall3: Holiday creep! It's only October 4th!

Shut up.  Halloween deserves its own month!

My 5 year old daughter's favorite holiday. She made us put up decorations mid-September. She has several costumes this year that she randomly dresses up in. A black cat (but she says it's Catwoman), a ladybug, a devil (she asked me to paint the tail blue so she could be Nightcrawler), and Ariel.

She's also terrified of normal Santa but loves Jack Skellington Santa. So she believes her Christmas gifts come from Jack.


I have an ongoing joke with my kids about vampire Santa.

I tell them every year if they misbehave instead of Santa coming to give them presents vampire Santa will come and drink their blood.


I always label at least one present as from "vampire Santa" though.

Only one of the kids can read yet though so that is a mostly futile gesture for my own amusement.
 
2013-10-04 10:46:10 AM

SuperChuck: mmmMMMMmmmm original Batgirl


www.66batman.com
 
2013-10-04 10:46:12 AM
I'm going as "Fat Mr. Incredible!" Easy, done in one...
 
2013-10-04 10:46:17 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i39.tinypic.com image 478x640]


Bingo. "Bweaking Bad".

Also, I like odd, slutty and funny in one package.
 
2013-10-04 10:47:09 AM

Valiente: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i39.tinypic.com image 478x640]

Bingo. "Bweaking Bad".

Also, I like odd, slutty and funny in one package.


Even if its not Halloween
 
2013-10-04 10:47:49 AM
img.pr0gramm.com
 
2013-10-04 10:48:28 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i39.tinypic.com image 478x640]


They should have chosen to dress up like characters from Low Winter Sun instead.
 
2013-10-04 10:54:48 AM
 
2013-10-04 10:58:29 AM
I liked the Grateful Dead bear, hadn't seen that before.
 
2013-10-04 11:01:38 AM
i love halloween...

the best costume I've seen someone put together was 'bio-luminescence'... hard to describe, but lots of flowing stuff with those glow light things woven throughout.
 
2013-10-04 11:03:56 AM
Need to start thinking of costumes already. Buying is for kids and chumps.

Last ones were bane, pikachu, the kid for where the wild things are, and the jolly green giant.
 
2013-10-04 11:08:24 AM
a.yfrog.com
 
2013-10-04 11:20:10 AM

www.stuffistumbledupon.com

 
2013-10-04 11:27:01 AM
They need to go to Girls's costume warehouse!
 
2013-10-04 11:28:58 AM
I'm going to be Albert Einstein this year.  I've gotten the mustache growing long, and I've a sweater and ill-fitting shirt.  All I need is a way to gray my hair out.

I own a 3-piece so I might randomly be Mark Twain for an evening.
 
2013-10-04 11:32:42 AM

pute kisses like a man: i love halloween...

the best costume I've seen someone put together was 'bio-luminescence'... hard to describe, but lots of flowing stuff with those glow light things woven throughout.


My favourite was a couple...she was pregnant, and he had a black eye and cast on his arm.  They had the signs "knocked up" and "knocked down" around their necks.

I like the tongue-in-cheeck cosutmes as much as the really creative ones.
 
2013-10-04 11:37:30 AM

blatz514: SuperChuck: mmmMMMMmmmm original Batgirl

[www.66batman.com image 850x1057]


So much for concentrating on work
 
2013-10-04 11:37:31 AM
"Stalker-man"
Wat.
 
2013-10-04 11:38:43 AM
Having a very vaguely interesting resemblance to Wally White, I'm thinking of going trouserless, wearing a green shirt and carrying my off duty with white socks and work boots

www.webtvwire.com

should get me some attention
 
2013-10-04 11:52:41 AM
One of these things is not like the others...
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-04 01:05:24 PM

I_C_Weener:


That. Is. Beautiful!
 
2013-10-04 01:23:46 PM
Where's the sexy frog?
 
2013-10-04 01:45:16 PM
Skips, excellent!!!!!
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-04 02:39:53 PM
1960's Batman?  I need to buy that now so I'll have it ready when I win the lottery and buy my replica 1960's Batmobile.
 
2013-10-04 05:31:41 PM
Where is the sexy shark?
 
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