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(WTSP)   Protip: When you look like this, and get pulled over, at least brush the buds of weed off your shirt   (on.wtsp.com) divider line 27
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2013-10-04 09:56:53 AM  
37?  Dreadlocks?  Really?
 
2013-10-04 09:57:39 AM  
Where's Waldo?
 
2013-10-04 09:58:46 AM  
STOP LIVING UP TO STEREOTYPES!

Some of us would like to be able to toke up on the weekends instead of getting hung over, and YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
 
2013-10-04 10:02:26 AM  
I thought, what happens in Waldo, stays in Waldo.
 
2013-10-04 10:02:40 AM  
yeah mon.  That be profilin' mon.  He be stoppin' every brotha wit a little bud on his shirt.

/got nuthin'
 
2013-10-04 10:05:26 AM  
Isn't that like arresting a priest for having communion wafer crumbs on his robes?
 
2013-10-04 10:06:38 AM  

brap: Isn't that like arresting a priest for having communion wafer crumbs on his robes?


More like a fat guy for soup stains on his tie.
 
2013-10-04 10:11:49 AM  
Waldo, Fla., is one of the few places in America that AAA actually calls a "speed trap." It's a supposed shortcut to Did'ney Wurl (as Doug Williams would say), and even a middle-aged white guy in a minivan is suspect there.
 
2013-10-04 10:13:11 AM  
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It looks like Florida might be figuring out what Farkers look for.
 
2013-10-04 10:19:02 AM  
It appears that this stoner Jase Sprott
Loved speeding-until he was caught
He just saw no need
To discard the weed-
A genius he's quite clearly not.
 
2013-10-04 10:23:31 AM  

dv-ous: STOP LIVING UP TO STEREOTYPES!

Some of us would like to be able to toke up on the weekends instead of getting hung over, and YOU'RE NOT HELPING.


Very much this!
 
2013-10-04 10:43:07 AM  

Hack Patooey: 37?  Dreadlocks?  Really?


Trying to figure out your point.


/37
//Dreadlocks
///Professional
 
2013-10-04 11:01:41 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Hack Patooey: 37?  Dreadlocks?  Really?

Trying to figure out your point.


/37
//Dreadlocks
///Professional


Yeah... 31, locked for 9 years, professional
 
2013-10-04 11:02:37 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-04 11:09:16 AM  

brap: Isn't that like arresting a priest for having communion wafer crumbs little boy DNA on his robes?


FTFY

Evidence of a possible crime.
 
2013-10-04 11:09:28 AM  

special20: Where's Waldo?


Florida, apparently. Who knew?
 
2013-10-04 11:09:43 AM  

brap: Isn't that like arresting a priest for having communion wafer crumbs on his robes?


laughed my chai tea all over my monitor, you...
 
2013-10-04 11:09:54 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Hack Patooey: 37?  Dreadlocks?  Really?

Trying to figure out your point.


/37
//Dreadlocks
///Professional


I was going for the "Get a job, hippie" vibe but apparently fail at trolling.
 
2013-10-04 11:11:54 AM  
Speaking of Waldo...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-04 11:18:21 AM  
img.fark.net

I'm imagining this, but with weed.
 
2013-10-04 11:19:22 AM  
"I dunno, Officer. He just fell over and went Sprott .."
 
2013-10-04 11:24:50 AM  

Hack Patooey: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hack Patooey: 37?  Dreadlocks?  Really?

Trying to figure out your point.


/37
//Dreadlocks
///Professional

I was going for the "Get a job, hippie" vibe but apparently fail at trolling.



Well, I have a job but  in your defense, I do get "hippy-like" after hours.

/In the words of Nate Dogg, "Hey, hey, hey, hey..."
 
2013-10-04 11:29:19 AM  
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2013-10-04 11:34:17 AM  

Hack Patooey: 37?  Dreadlocks?  Really?


Is the one on his chin included in that number?
 
2013-10-04 12:18:51 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-04 03:24:51 PM  
At least the town lives up to its name


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-04 10:22:17 PM  
Really? How hard is it to learn that denial is one of the strongest arguments for the US legals system? "No, officer, I have no idea how that got there. No, I've never smoked marijuana. No, you can't look in my van." Don't say something stupid like, "Well, yeah, I was smokin' weed..."
 
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