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(Den Of Geek)   50 greatest famous last words from movie characters. "You always were an asshole, Gorman"   (denofgeek.com) divider line 151
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2013-10-04 09:38:04 AM
Some weak ones on there, but overall a pretty good list. I'd also add Taye Diggs last words in Equilibrium

Mind the uniform Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time.

Mainly because he did not, in fact, wear it for a long time.
 
2013-10-04 09:41:42 AM
Also not very many horror or gangster movie death quotes.

Like Goodfellas "Why don't you go fark yourself, Tommy"
 
2013-10-04 09:56:13 AM
good list
 
2013-10-04 10:07:58 AM
Good list and good on mentioning Hudson Hawk...but the best last words in that movie are "Maybe it's a dud."
 
2013-10-04 10:13:58 AM
Also, they missed:

"We're going to pull together and find a way to get out of here.  First we're going to seal off this room..." (gobble gobble)

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Pretty much the only good part of that movie...other than Saffron Burrows striping down to her skimpy underwear for no good reason.
 
2013-10-04 10:26:46 AM
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Made It Ma! Top of the world!
 
2013-10-04 10:28:38 AM
Jeez, do I have to do everything myself?

www.screeninsults.com

'What we got here, is a failure to communicate.'
 
2013-10-04 10:28:45 AM
Man I don't even have an opinion

/why the fark did you shoot Marvin?
 
2013-10-04 10:47:49 AM
Play it again Sam.
 
2013-10-04 11:18:39 AM
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2013-10-04 11:19:41 AM
"How did he do such amazing stunts with such tiny feet?"
 
2013-10-04 11:21:12 AM
I came for "Corn Nuts" - and I left satisfied.
 
2013-10-04 11:21:43 AM

"PLEASE NOTE: There are potential spoilers ahead. Check the name of the movie, and if you haven't seen it, don't read the entry!"


Oh brother, this "spoilers ahead" stuff is annoying. Really, it's a movie thread, and it's not like whole plots are revealed in that article. Personally I don't mind spoilers because you still have details left out that lead to that certain point. If I told you what happens to Walt in the final episode of Breaking Bad, I've still left out a lot of what led up to that point, which is interesting in itself.

 
2013-10-04 11:22:25 AM
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I..."
 
2013-10-04 11:23:46 AM
List fails without Cool Hand Luke and Dennis Hoppers character in True Romance
 
2013-10-04 11:24:19 AM
"Yes! I am invincible!"

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2013-10-04 11:26:02 AM
cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com

We belong dead.
 
2013-10-04 11:28:25 AM
"Hold up your badge ... so they know you're police."
 
2013-10-04 11:30:37 AM
"I'll be damned, this is funny" - Doc Holiday - Tombstone.
 
2013-10-04 11:34:41 AM
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"In the words of my generation, up yours!"

Wrong - his actual last words were, "Hello boys - I'm back!"

And one of my favorites:

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"Okay."
 
2013-10-04 11:35:30 AM
"Someday this war's going to end..." Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall) Apocalypse Now.

He just ups and leaves after that, never to be heard from again.  Unfortunately, they farked it up in Apocalypse Now Redux, and brought him back in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBksHaTQCbU
 
2013-10-04 11:37:43 AM

The Missing Link: List fails without Cool Hand Luke and Dennis Hoppers character in True Romance


This. Hopper's speech is classic, but what exactly is his last line? Was it, "and you're an eggplant." Great scene. Great movie.
 
2013-10-04 11:39:14 AM
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Can you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas - Groucho Marx
 
2013-10-04 11:39:46 AM
"I thought you said you were gonna kill me last?"
 
2013-10-04 11:40:34 AM

puckrock2000: [cdn-static.denofgeek.com image 620x349]

"In the words of my generation, up yours!"

Wrong - his actual last words were, "Hello boys - I'm back!"

And one of my favorites:

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"Okay."


Well, since you brought up Matt Damon...

Note: The Following isn't strictly famous last words.  However, for ending a conversation, this ranks right up there...

Noah Vosen: [in car, on cell phone] Perhaps we can arrange a meet.
Jason Bourne: Where are you now?
Noah Vosen: I'm sitting in my office.
Jason Bourne:  [brief pause] I doubt that.
Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that?
Jason Bourne: If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.
[Bourne hangs up]
 
2013-10-04 11:41:00 AM
"you arrogant ass, you've killed US!"
 
2013-10-04 11:42:57 AM
*Thickly, with blood gurgling out his mouth*
"Farkin' biatch."

-Richie Gecko, From Dusk til Dawn
 
2013-10-04 11:45:46 AM
Also missing

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We die
 
2013-10-04 11:48:41 AM
You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders -- the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" -- but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
 
2013-10-04 11:49:17 AM

Mark Ratner: The Missing Link: List fails without Cool Hand Luke and Dennis Hoppers character in True Romance

This. Hopper's speech is classic, but what exactly is his last line? Was it, "and you're an eggplant." Great scene. Great movie.


Glad this was covered.  Had to watch it again just now.
 
2013-10-04 11:49:20 AM

NuttierThanEver: Also missing

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*bzzzzzt* [beat] We die


Needs the whole shebang for proper effect.
 
2013-10-04 11:51:11 AM
Don't forget...

"We Die"

-Commander Kril - The Last Starfighter
 
2013-10-04 11:52:20 AM
Jeanette Goldstein is a chameleon! Look at her filmography and you'll keep saying 'Holy Shiat! That was her?'
 
2013-10-04 11:53:52 AM

Clutch2013: puckrock2000: [cdn-static.denofgeek.com image 620x349]

"In the words of my generation, up yours!"

Wrong - his actual last words were, "Hello boys - I'm back!"

And one of my favorites:

[i212.photobucket.com image 556x261]

"Okay."

Well, since you brought up Matt Damon...

Note: The Following isn't strictly famous last words.  However, for ending a conversation, this ranks right up there...

Noah Vosen: [in car, on cell phone] Perhaps we can arrange a meet.
Jason Bourne: Where are you now?
Noah Vosen: I'm sitting in my office.
Jason Bourne:  [brief pause] I doubt that.
Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that?
Jason Bourne: If you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face.
[Bourne hangs up]


That movie has way to many great short conversations. The one between Pam Landy and Bourne at the end of the second movie / middle of the third was funny.

"Get some rest. You look tired."

That was delivered very well.
 
2013-10-04 11:55:07 AM
 
2013-10-04 11:56:16 AM
Not a movie: "Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade."
 
2013-10-04 12:02:39 PM
I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.
 
2013-10-04 12:05:16 PM

Big Beef Burrito: I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.


Holy shiat, that was actually on there. My bad, everyone.
 
2013-10-04 12:06:39 PM
What a godawful list.

And how the hell does it not have:

www.deuceofdavenport.com

"Diplomatic Immunity!"
 
2013-10-04 12:17:41 PM

Crewmannumber6: The same with Colleen Camp
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0131974/?ref_=tt_cl_t8


Speaking of...

"It's you!!!"
dejareviewer.files.wordpress.com

And what's that one without Jane Wiedlin's? "I am your singing telegram..." *bang*
www.cluedofan.com
 
2013-10-04 12:20:12 PM
Fark, I am disappoint.

healthyinfluence.com
The horror.
 
2013-10-04 12:23:56 PM

thornhill: What a godawful list.

And how the hell does it not have:

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"Diplomatic Immunity!"


Because it's been revoked?
 
2013-10-04 12:26:47 PM
www.t-nation.com

Multiple Miggs from Silence of the Lambs.

'I can smell your (perfume*)'


/*he didn't really say perfume
 
2013-10-04 12:30:56 PM

scottydoesntknow: Also not very many horror or gangster movie death quotes.

Like Goodfellas "Why don't you go fark yourself, Tommy"


So many just from Goodfellas..."Now go get your farking shinebox" or "Now I gotta turn my back on ya" or Tommy's own "Oh no"
 
2013-10-04 12:31:47 PM

thornhill: What a godawful list.

And how the hell does it not have:

[www.deuceofdavenport.com image 400x194]

"Diplomatic Immunity!"


That came to mind as well but then I remembered how awful a movie it was.
 
2013-10-04 12:38:36 PM
Not his last line, but I always liked William Dafoe in Spiderman right before he is impaled:

'Oh.'
 
2013-10-04 12:39:03 PM
Glaring omission:

Rat farts!!!
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2013-10-04 12:46:52 PM
"If you gotta g
 
2013-10-04 12:50:19 PM
"I'm commming!"


Yale Goodman
Private Benjamin
 
2013-10-04 12:50:54 PM
"The chopper is God, and I am Jesus Christ, his son. You are my chosen disciples. And no one gets to go home till we get the shots. Put on your war faces, gentlemen. Now, let's go and make the greatest war movie ever!"
 
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