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(Short List)   Home brew kit makes beer in 3.5 hours? We'll never go to the bar again What do you mean it takes a week to ferment?   ( divider line
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3468 clicks; posted to Geek » on 04 Oct 2013 at 9:25 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-04 07:19:53 AM  
4 votes:
no, it makes a batch of wort in 3.5 hours.  so can i.
2013-10-04 10:43:33 AM  
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Calehedron: I will just stick to making Meade

I made some Medea, but it killed all my children when I drank a different beverage.
2013-10-04 10:36:02 AM  
1 vote:
Since when does brewing beer involve hours and hours of doing things?  Most of the time spent is waiting for things to happen.  The longest part is bottling.
2013-10-04 10:09:32 AM  
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Wellon Dowd: When it's done, they'll have produced a keg of their very own beer - though it still needs to be chilled, have yeast added and allowed to ferment for up to a week.

2.5 hours. 168 hours. What's the difference?

One tastes like beer, one tastes like grass filtered through a jockstrap.  It's the miracle of fermentation.

Yeast.  Bless you, boys!
2013-10-04 10:02:56 AM  
1 vote:
You just need a shiatload of bottles that you spend your whole life sterilizing and then you can just rotate, there will always be some fresh.

/really need to start kegging
//really need a basemen
2013-10-04 09:35:26 AM  
1 vote:
A week if you hate your tongue.
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