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(USA Today)   Miley Cyrus gives us what we asked for   (usatoday.com) divider line 187
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2013-10-04 09:42:25 AM
She lapped up a bowl of clorox?
 
2013-10-04 09:49:25 AM
What a silly girl. Let her have her fun. And yes, you would.
 
2013-10-04 10:05:28 AM
she's going away forever?
 
2013-10-04 10:07:01 AM
She keeps her tongue in her goddamn mouth?
 
2013-10-04 10:33:38 AM

Lando Lincoln: She keeps her tongue in her my goddamn mouth fartbox?


FTFM
 
2013-10-04 10:35:05 AM
i just don't understand how terry richardson is a famous photographer.  is it the whole "i break all the rules so that makes it edgy" thing?  or is it that he manages to stick his dick in an alarming amount of hot young ass for a guy who looks like he crawled out of the bathroom window of a alabama meth lab?
 
2013-10-04 10:45:42 AM
I'm thinking reverse cowboy.
 
2013-10-04 10:48:18 AM
Subject matter aside, Miley could have shot better selfies on her phone than this no talent assclown took.
 
2013-10-04 10:54:24 AM
She moved to Oregon to drive a logging truck?
 
2013-10-04 10:55:38 AM

doublesecretprobation: i just don't understand how terry richardson is a famous photographer.  is it the whole "i break all the rules so that makes it edgy" thing?  or is it that he manages to stick his dick in an alarming amount of hot young ass for a guy who looks like he crawled out of the bathroom window of a alabama meth lab?


He's got kind of a Nan Goldin thing going on but the instamatic has been replaced by the Instagrammic, which makes it even easier.

The whole celebrity thing helps it out too when it comes to attracting an audience.
 
2013-10-04 10:58:19 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance


She moved to Oregon to drive stand in front of a logging truck?
 
2013-10-04 10:59:53 AM
Forget Miley, go to page 3 on Richardson's blog. (not even close to safe for work)
 
2013-10-04 11:05:39 AM
She shut her mouth forever?
 
2013-10-04 11:06:20 AM
She has nude photos of AnnaSophia Robb?
 
2013-10-04 11:06:41 AM
She performed in a gagging porno (that has leaked to every site ever) and then died from asphyxiation?
 
2013-10-04 11:07:19 AM

Wellon Dowd: She has nude photos of AnnaSophia Robb?


Checks internet.

Age 19.

Ok, you win this round, Wellon.
 
2013-10-04 11:07:43 AM
Butt is it art?
 
2013-10-04 11:08:24 AM
I can fap to this.
 
2013-10-04 11:10:39 AM
Not cool  subby! NOT COOL!
You get my hopes up that she retired from the public eye forever. Instead, I'm greeted with a story about how there may be more nude pictures of her.  WHO WANTS TO SEE NUDE PICTURES OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY?!
 
2013-10-04 11:10:45 AM

doublesecretprobation: i just don't understand how terry richardson is a famous photographer.  is it the whole "i break all the rules so that makes it edgy" thing?  or is it that he manages to stick his dick in an alarming amount of hot young ass for a guy who looks like he crawled out of the bathroom window of a alabama meth lab?


Yea, I was wondering the same thing. It's not like his photographs take that much skill to reproduce. A person who has half decent photo skills and a good Nikon or Canon can take the same shots. Doesn't take any skill for someone to shoot the Miley pictures.

Terry Richardson is just one of the luckiest bastards out there. Good for him.
 
2013-10-04 11:10:54 AM
She is a cigarette smoker. Gross, you could be the hottest chick in the world and the second I see a cigarette my dick goes limp.
 
2013-10-04 11:12:05 AM
Douche Couture.

/Miley Cyrus is a dickless Justin Bieber.
 
2013-10-04 11:12:42 AM
She fixed the cable?
 
2013-10-04 11:13:03 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Douche Couture.

/Miley Cyrus is a dickless Justin Bieber.


So she's Justin Bieber?
 
2013-10-04 11:13:18 AM

mentallo69: She is a cigarette smoker. Gross, you could be the hottest chick in the world and the second I see a cigarette my dick goes limp.


What about an e-cigarette? Would you pork her then?
 
2013-10-04 11:13:23 AM

doublesecretprobation: i just don't understand how terry richardson is a famous photographer.  is it the whole "i break all the rules so that makes it edgy" thing?  or is it that he manages to stick his dick in an alarming amount of hot young ass for a guy who looks like he crawled out of the bathroom window of a alabama meth lab?


I don't get it either.  But I've noticed in the world of "elite" photographers all it takes is knowing the right person.  So, in other words, just like the rest of life...  I'm amazed that half the guys I see submitting in the Farktography threads aren't published.  There are some mad, mad skills out there that will never be known just because of a lack of an audience.
 
2013-10-04 11:13:25 AM
She is one sad, disgusting person. I mean, this is rock bottom, right? We're not gonna be subjected to more?

And I don't mean this in some sort of underhanded "heh what a dirty girl heh heh hehhhhh" while I rub the mustard stains on my shirt. No, she's just gross.
 
2013-10-04 11:14:07 AM

mentallo69: She is a cigarette smoker. Gross, you could be the hottest chick in the world and the second I see a cigarette my dick goes limp.


imstars.aufeminin.com
 
2013-10-04 11:14:13 AM

Wellon Dowd: She has nude photos of AnnaSophia Robb?


Isn't she a little old for you?
 
2013-10-04 11:15:29 AM

sure haven't: She is one sad, disgusting person. I mean, this is rock bottom, right? We're not gonna be subjected to more?

And I don't mean this in some sort of underhanded "heh what a dirty girl heh heh hehhhhh" while I rub the mustard stains on my shirt. No, she's just gross.


We will.  She has not had a photoshoot yet where she has barenaked nipple showing.  She needs to do a few terrible movies and then get on the Lohan path to self-destruction and whoredom.  She's only been smoking a few joints - let's see her ripped up on Adderall and cocaine before we call this one a day.
 
2013-10-04 11:15:56 AM

sure haven't: She is one sad, disgusting person. I mean, this is rock bottom, right? We're not gonna be subjected to more?

And I don't mean this in some sort of underhanded "heh what a dirty girl heh heh hehhhhh" while I rub the mustard stains on my shirt. No, she's just gross.


mustard stains... I chortled.
 
2013-10-04 11:18:14 AM
Who asked for that flat-chested, no-assed, chipmunk-faced, little ball of suck to take her clothes off?

/female, so I can be catty
//she really is quite unattractive
///if you're going to get your tits out, have tits worth looking at
 
2013-10-04 11:20:55 AM
She invented true invisibility?
 
2013-10-04 11:21:29 AM
A blumpkin?
 
2013-10-04 11:22:54 AM
Honest Bender: WHO WANTS TO SEE NUDE PICTURES OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY?!

A 12-year old girl?

fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-04 11:25:12 AM
I like her soulless eyes, they are great to look down into as your dump your load of silly-string onto her face.

I bet it smells like stale graham crackers and old odor eaters.
 
2013-10-04 11:35:47 AM
Well she has nice nipples!  So there is that.
 
2013-10-04 11:36:13 AM
If you click the NSFW link, make sure to click through to page 3 to the Alyssa Arce set. It's worth it.
 
2013-10-04 11:36:23 AM
i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-04 11:36:37 AM
You get to see her nipples, isn't that what you wanted?
/Big harvest coming soon!
 
2013-10-04 11:37:47 AM
She's no more nasty than 40- and 50-something creepers oogling her on the internet.
 
2013-10-04 11:38:07 AM

Honest Bender: Not cool  subby! NOT COOL!
You get my hopes up that she retired from the public eye forever. Instead, I'm greeted with a story about how there may be more nude pictures of her.   WHO WANTS TO SEE NUDE PICTURES OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY?!


www.eonline.com

If 12 year old boys look like this in your neighborhood, then slap my ass and call me a priest.
 
2013-10-04 11:38:11 AM

doublesecretprobation: i just don't understand how terry richardson is a famous photographer.  is it the whole "i break all the rules so that makes it edgy" thing?  or is it that he manages to stick his dick in an alarming amount of hot young ass for a guy who looks like he crawled out of the bathroom window of a alabama meth lab?


When he does commercial work, the campaigns are usually the best a brand has had (and the ads don't have any indication that he shot them).  He like his father, are very good at understanding women's emotions and communicating with them visually.  His other shots are either pure countersignalling (as is his look) or give viewers the one thing no other photographer will (portraits that look like shots from a really cool person's cell phone/instagram feed), thus making the normally imposing very real and intimate.
 
2013-10-04 11:39:01 AM

mentallo69: She is a cigarette smoker. Gross, you could be the hottest chick in the world and the second I see a cigarette my dick goes limp.


Do not want:
broodmetkaas.com
Do not want:
cdnimg.visualizeus.com
Do not want:
farm5.staticflickr.com
Do not want:
1.bp.blogspot.com
Do not want:
www.popularsmokers.com
 
2013-10-04 11:40:14 AM

Coco LaFemme: ///if you're going to get your tits out, have tits worth looking at


Hear! Hear!

/Here, here?
 
2013-10-04 11:42:17 AM
I was perusing this guy's work, and it appears he's photographed every douchebag in the universe,. Who the fark is Miguel? Plus some interesting women and some down right freaky, scary women.  And I would mind seeing some more of "Jessica Alba and friend", you know, some "action" photos.
 
2013-10-04 11:42:17 AM

69gnarkill69: mentallo69: She is a cigarette smoker. Gross, you could be the hottest chick in the world and the second I see a cigarette my dick goes limp.

Do not want:
[broodmetkaas.com image 300x410]
Do not want:
[cdnimg.visualizeus.com image 375x500]
Do not want:
[farm5.staticflickr.com image 333x500]
Do not want:
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]
Do not want:
[www.popularsmokers.com image 600x423]


They're all cray-cray.

Never stick your dick in cray-cray.
It's never worth it.

/Addicts are addicts. Even if it's just tobacco, it's an indicator.
 
2013-10-04 11:42:56 AM
Looking more like a Craigslist tranny hooker every day.
 
2013-10-04 11:45:16 AM

coeyagi: sure haven't: She is one sad, disgusting person. I mean, this is rock bottom, right? We're not gonna be subjected to more?

And I don't mean this in some sort of underhanded "heh what a dirty girl heh heh hehhhhh" while I rub the mustard stains on my shirt. No, she's just gross.

We will.  She has not had a photoshoot yet where she has barenaked nipple showing.  She needs to do a few terrible movies and then get on the Lohan path to self-destruction and whoredom.  She's only been smoking a few joints - let's see her ripped up on Adderall and cocaine before we call this one a day.


You know how I know you didn't check out the link given in TFA?
 
2013-10-04 11:45:35 AM
thank you miley
 
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