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(Some Guy)   Olivia Wilde in black leather with vehicles. Large quantities of win in this sector   (photoshootbloger.blogspot.ca) divider line 75
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2013-10-04 12:27:28 AM  
I first read that as "Oscar Wilde". Much less exciting at second glance.
 
2013-10-04 12:54:17 AM  
While I find her attractive, not really any win there.
 
2013-10-04 07:11:13 AM  
I have a serious celebrity crush on this woman.
 
2013-10-04 07:17:58 AM  
Hard to find a girl with a more beautiful pair of eyes.

/rest of her is pretty nice too
//schwing!
 
2013-10-04 07:18:55 AM  
Go get a sammich, you're blocking my view of the Jag.
 
2013-10-04 07:28:02 AM  
She's really kind of the total package - good actress, absolutely stunning, seems to be rather funny and intelligent.  Hard to find anything not to like about this lady - but I'm sure the a-holes on here will think of something.
 
2013-10-04 07:33:49 AM  
Only 3 pics, otherwise, works for me.
 
2013-10-04 07:39:52 AM  

The Muthaship: Go get a sammich, you're blocking my view of the Jag.


Wouldn't eating a sammich make her larger, hence block more view?
 
2013-10-04 07:41:43 AM  

WippitGuud: The Muthaship: Go get a sammich, you're blocking my view of the Jag.

Wouldn't eating a sammich make her larger, hence block more view?


Yes, but while she's gone I'm stealing the car.
 
2013-10-04 07:42:09 AM  
Not to be all 'she has sharp knees' but sometimes I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal over her. She looks like an average beauty to me, just the dime a dozen level that hollywood always has hanging around.
 
2013-10-04 07:43:30 AM  

The Muthaship: WippitGuud: The Muthaship: Go get a sammich, you're blocking my view of the Jag.

Wouldn't eating a sammich make her larger, hence block more view?

Yes, but while she's gone I'm stealing the car.


There's a car?
 
2013-10-04 07:47:01 AM  

Alphax: There's a car?


It's right behind the chick that's dressed up as Rob Halford.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:09 AM  
I would very much enjoy and evening with Olivias Munn and Wilde.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:22 AM  
Red hair. black leather and a silver Jag. My favorite color scheme.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:53 AM  
Too bad she was photoshopped into those pictures (poorly).
 
2013-10-04 07:52:54 AM  
I like her and would like to have sex with her, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-10-04 08:01:32 AM  
Where do I sign up?
 
2013-10-04 08:02:06 AM  

Sid_6.7: I first read that as "Oscar Wilde". Much less exciting at second glance.


I always do that when I see her name
 
2013-10-04 08:08:17 AM  
Her photoshoots tend to have that 'just been airbrushed' quality, which is a shame because it really doesn't seem necessary.
 
2013-10-04 08:19:22 AM  

Slives: Not to be all 'she has sharp knees' but sometimes I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal over her. She looks like an average beauty to me, just the dime a dozen level that hollywood always has hanging around.


Agreed -- I just don't see the appeal over and above "typical Hollywood beauty."

There's a lot of women who could be that hot if they had a full staff devoted to helping them look beautiful.
 
2013-10-04 08:24:48 AM  

Sid_6.7: I first read that as "Oscar Wilde". Much less exciting at second glance.


Why would you get excited over Oscar Wilde in black leather?  Or should I even ask?
 
2013-10-04 08:25:21 AM  

Fear_and_Loathing: While I find her attractive, not really any win there.


Oh I dunno.

When I saw this pic:

3.bp.blogspot.com

I felt a bit like this:

si0.twimg.com
 
2013-10-04 08:37:09 AM  

abhorrent1: I like her and would like to have sex with her, if you know what I mean.


I'm sorry, you're being far too obscure.  You'll have to be more direct.
 
2013-10-04 08:37:32 AM  

elvindeath: She's really kind of the total package - good actress, absolutely stunning, seems to be rather funny and intelligent.  Hard to find anything not to like about this lady - but I'm sure the a-holes on here will think of something.


The only thing I don't like is that shes not dating me.
 
2013-10-04 08:42:42 AM  
Oh my god...A SERIES 2 JAGUAR XKE!

That is such a sexy car! I've lusted after the XKE line since I first saw one as a boy.

The skinny, lantern jawed biatch can get out of the way. She's gonna put scuff marks on the car with that Hot Topic reject suit.
 
2013-10-04 08:55:19 AM  
She is wearing leather? Does that not go against her whole PETA/vegan thing? She should take the leather off to stay true to her beliefs.
 
2013-10-04 08:56:57 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Sid_6.7: I first read that as "Oscar Wilde". Much less exciting at second glance.

I always do that when I see her name


That's not a coincidence.
 
2013-10-04 09:04:11 AM  
Could her tits be any more obviously Photoshopped in the first two pictures?
 
2013-10-04 09:15:27 AM  
Nice link...keeps trying to install AV on my KFHD.
 
2013-10-04 09:16:09 AM  
I really want to know what god Jason Sudekis made a sacrifice to in order to date her.
 
2013-10-04 09:18:22 AM  
meh
 
2013-10-04 09:21:58 AM  
So why did they drape a skeleton across that XKE?  Complex imagery is lost on me.
 
2013-10-04 09:23:51 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Fear_and_Loathing: While I find her attractive, not really any win there.

Oh I dunno.

When I saw this pic:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x569]


I don't understand that pic. Why is Stephen Tyler just sitting there? Shouldn't he be fixing the car, or at least calling someone to do it for him?
 
2013-10-04 09:25:39 AM  

fastfxr: Nice link...keeps trying to install AV on my KFHD.


OMFG
 
2013-10-04 09:26:53 AM  

Sid_6.7: I first read that as "Oscar Wilde". Much less exciting at second glance.


Ditto.  I wanted lots of witty quips about Model Ts and 12-cylinder Daimlers.
 
2013-10-04 09:27:48 AM  

FrancoFile: Sid_6.7: I first read that as "Oscar Wilde". Much less exciting at second glance.

Ditto.  I wanted lots of witty quips about Model Ts and 12-cylinder Daimlers.


Seems like more of a Delahaye guy....
 
2013-10-04 09:35:44 AM  
Armless in the second picture.

weird.
 
2013-10-04 09:37:16 AM  
Her face is too rectangular for me.
 
2013-10-04 09:45:16 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Armless in the second picture.

weird.


She has arms?

totalfratmove.s3.amazonaws.com

Well, would you look at that!
 
2013-10-04 09:46:18 AM  
All the studmen in here are the same people that jizz their pants to this..

i184.photobucket.com

And this...

www.citizenofthemonth.com

/Have at it, virgins
 
2013-10-04 09:58:28 AM  
she broke that jag?
 
2013-10-04 10:06:43 AM  
Her breasts don't look right. Too much space in between them. They look like they are trying to escape from the sides of the jacket.
 
2013-10-04 10:07:05 AM  

stpickrell: Slives: Not to be all 'she has sharp knees' but sometimes I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal over her. She looks like an average beauty to me, just the dime a dozen level that hollywood always has hanging around.

Agreed -- I just don't see the appeal over and above "typical Hollywood beauty."

There's a lot of women who could be that hot if they had a full staff devoted to helping them look beautiful.


Start naming some. I can maybe think of 5 or 6 current Hollywood actresses I'd put in the same league.
 
2013-10-04 10:08:43 AM  

Caelistis: Oh my god...A SERIES 2 JAGUAR XKE!

That is such a sexy car! I've lusted after the XKE line since I first saw one as a boy.

The skinny, lantern jawed biatch can get out of the way. She's gonna put scuff marks on the car with that Hot Topic reject suit.


Lantern jawed biatch...lol
 
2013-10-04 10:22:04 AM  
I'm not sure which I want more, her or the car
 
2013-10-04 10:29:08 AM  

Caelistis: Oh my god...A SERIES 2 JAGUAR XKE!

That is such a sexy car! I've lusted after the XKE line since I first saw one as a boy.

The skinny, lantern jawed biatch can get out of the way. She's gonna put scuff marks on the car with that Hot Topic reject suit.


Sadly that is the XKE in its natural state-the hood up.  Nice looking car but very high maintenance, much like Olivia I would imagine..  Would still  hit it and like to own the car.  Some things are worth the trouble
 
2013-10-04 10:32:39 AM  

browntimmy: stpickrell: Slives: Not to be all 'she has sharp knees' but sometimes I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal over her. She looks like an average beauty to me, just the dime a dozen level that hollywood always has hanging around.

Agreed -- I just don't see the appeal over and above "typical Hollywood beauty."

There's a lot of women who could be that hot if they had a full staff devoted to helping them look beautiful.

Start naming some. I can maybe think of 5 or 6 current Hollywood actresses I'd put in the same league.


Just pick up the Maxim, People, whatever annual hot issue and start picking them.
It's amazing what a personal trainer, stylist, makeup artist, professional photographer, and Photoshop can do.
 
2013-10-04 10:34:14 AM  
A thread on the internet where most people discuss how attractive they find Olivia Wilde, with a minority discussing how overrated she is as either a female in general or a professional actress. How novel.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Her breasts don't look right. Too much space in between them. They look like they are trying to escape from the sides of the jacket.


Let those beauties go I say!
 
2013-10-04 10:38:44 AM  

hasty ambush: Sadly that is the XKE in its natural state-the hood up. Nice looking car but very high maintenance

...

It is indeed, however, there are a couple of things you can do to fix the reliability problem. First, get rid of the Lucas electrics, swap out the SUs for later models that do not have the diaphragm problem but look nearly similar and redpack the Moss gearbox.
 
Ant
2013-10-04 10:38:51 AM  

elvindeath: She's really kind of the total package - good actress, absolutely stunning, seems to be rather funny and intelligent.  Hard to find anything not to like about this lady - but I'm sure the a-holes on here will think of something.


Well, she is a woman, and we all know how all the studman69's around here feel about them.
 
2013-10-04 10:39:58 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: A thread on the internet where most people discuss how attractive they find Olivia Wilde, with a minority discussing how overrated she is as either a female in general or a professional actress. How novel.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Her breasts don't look right. Too much space in between them. They look like they are trying to escape from the sides of the jacket.

Let those beauties go I say!


She's nice looking, and a great actress. I really liked her in "Butter".
 
2013-10-04 10:45:25 AM  

skinink: Crotchrocket Slim: A thread on the internet where most people discuss how attractive they find Olivia Wilde, with a minority discussing how overrated she is as either a female in general or a professional actress. How novel.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Her breasts don't look right. Too much space in between them. They look like they are trying to escape from the sides of the jacket.

Let those beauties go I say!

She's nice looking, and a great actress. I really liked her in "Butter" 'Year One'.

 
2013-10-04 10:45:45 AM  

abhorrent1: All the studmen in here are the same people that jizz their pants to this..

[i184.photobucket.com image 314x397]

And this...

[www.citizenofthemonth.com image 396x454]

/Have at it, virgins


Hey look, studman69's got a new alt~!
 
M-G
2013-10-04 11:12:46 AM  

Caelistis: Oh my god...A SERIES 2 JAGUAR XKE!


Actually, that's a SI, not a SII.

And as much I love her, she would not have all that metal anywhere near my paint....nude shoot only.
 
2013-10-04 11:16:12 AM  
If she scratches that Jag with those buckles, I'm going to have to spank her...repeatedly....for several months.  It's OK, because she can spank me, too.  Or anything else she wants to do, because I'm an open minded kind of guy, when it comes to that kind of thing.  Well, OK, I have limits: no other guys, no children, and no animals, should be involved.  Otherwise, we're good to go.
 
2013-10-04 11:16:19 AM  

Caelistis


redpack the Moss gearbox.


???

www.redgold.com
 
2013-10-04 11:26:34 AM  
zimbomba63:  no other guys, no children, and no animals, should be involved.

That's, like, all the fun things.  You're sick.
 
2013-10-04 11:53:15 AM  
I totally misread that headline.
deyoung.famsf.org
 
2013-10-04 12:30:07 PM  
I'm now calling any website that forces a video on me "Eye Rapists" and I won't be going back to their website.
 
2013-10-04 12:54:08 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: zimbomba63:  no other guys, no children, and no animals, should be involved.

That's, like, all the fun things.  You're sick.


That's right, I'm just no fun anymore.  Well, what are you planning for the weekend, lubing up Shamu's blowhole and gettin' some good lovin'?
 
2013-10-04 01:54:13 PM  

spcMike: I really want to know what god Jason Sudekis made a sacrifice to in order to date her.


Date her?  Heck, they're talking about extended sex sessions as weight loss exercise..
 
2013-10-04 02:22:13 PM  

skinink: Crotchrocket Slim: A thread on the internet where most people discuss how attractive they find Olivia Wilde, with a minority discussing how overrated she is as either a female in general or a professional actress. How novel.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Her breasts don't look right. Too much space in between them. They look like they are trying to escape from the sides of the jacket.

Let those beauties go I say!

She's nice looking, and a great actress. I really liked her in "Butter".


Yes.. yes..

diarioinforme.net
 
2013-10-04 02:37:32 PM  

M-G: Caelistis: Oh my god...A SERIES 2 JAGUAR XKE!

Actually, that's a SI, not a SII.


That backend bumper and the more pronounced outside placement of the taillights looks like a Series 2 to me. However, I could be wrong.
 
2013-10-04 02:48:00 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
bigbudsmag.com
 
2013-10-04 03:28:22 PM  

elvindeath: Hard to find anything not to like about this lady


She's not currently having sex with me...that biatch.
 
2013-10-04 04:46:46 PM  
She has acted in a lot of productions that I have never and will probably never watch.
 
2013-10-04 05:09:38 PM  
www.womenlargejaw.com
www.kingpaul.com
Siblings?
 
2013-10-04 05:13:44 PM  
Well... We can certainly tell who the homosexual car collectors are in this thread.
 
2013-10-04 05:13:50 PM  
Nice subliminal reference to House, M.D.
 
2013-10-04 05:24:51 PM  

H31N0US: I would very much enjoy and evening with Olivias Munn and Wilde.


Get outta my head, dude!
 
2013-10-04 05:59:13 PM  
Saw an F-type up close yesterday, beautiful car.
 
2013-10-04 10:17:24 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Caelistis

redpack the Moss gearbox.


???

[www.redgold.com image 460x305]


Redpacking is a term used to describe the strengthening of a transmission to allow it to take greater torque and horsepower or simply make it more reliable.
 
2013-10-04 11:34:30 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Well... We can certainly tell who the homosexual car collectors are in this thread.


It's the car-nerd equivalent of the "Sweet! Futurama's on" meme.
 
2013-10-05 01:23:49 AM  

rekraFlatoT: she broke that jag?


No, that model of Jag, while quite beautiful, was designed by the finest automotive engineers the British Isles had to offer to break down every 37.4 miles.

But if Olivia is going to be the mechanic, I have just the tool for her to use...
 
2013-10-05 06:32:00 PM  

hasty ambush: Sadly that is the XKE in its natural state-the hood up.  Nice looking car but very high maintenance, much like Olivia I would imagine..  Would still  hit it and like to own the car.  Some things are worth the trouble


I used to think that, then I bought a partially restored MG midget in high school.  I think its record distance for continual miles traveled before a repair was 72.  72 miles it made it.  Usually it would barely make it 20.

The Brits at BMC, no electrical geniuses, routed everything in the car through four fuses.  Total.  The wipers were on the same circuit as the starter switch.  The wiper motor would short out while it was raining and if the fuse blew, you couldn't start the car until you replaced it.  I only had that car for two years but I bet I went through 100 fuses.  I'd carry a box of them in the trunk.  But for sheer frustration, the bulk of the wiring in the car was insulated right up until whatever connector joined whatever object (say, the connection to your turn signal) and then it was left exposed to the elements.  Depending on the day and the overall mood of the person assembling your midget, that connector might be tin, might be copper, or might be leftover steel that started rusting before it was screwed in.

The gauges were painted with water-soluble paint, so if you lived anywhere humid and there was a crack in the seal between the glass and the gauge (a near certainty) then your markings would either come off completely or start to run.
 
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