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(Some Guy)   It's National Taco Day. How will you choose to celebrate?   (nationaltacoday.com) divider line 110
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2013-10-04 08:32:53 AM
Gonna make chimichangas tonight with some chipotle ranch on the side. Gotta fend fer myself here in Germany. Not a taco joint to be found round these parts. Since it's starting to get a bit chilly, it's perfect weather for some homemade pot pie. I just a got a big hunk of wild boar leg so I'm gonna try my hand at a wild boar pot pie on Sunday. Homemade pot pies are tasty tasty.
 
2013-10-04 08:44:14 AM
When is national give a British ex pat a bj day?
 
2013-10-04 08:50:27 AM
I shall celebrate by going to my local Mexican restaurant and...drinking tequila. It helps to know a manager when you want free booze. And food.

Using my connections, I can get Outback's bread and free Mexican food. And Starbucks. I love people.

/Misanthrope
 
2013-10-04 08:54:19 AM
Technically, I celebrated very early today. Her name was apparently Mindy, because that's what the lipstick on the mirror said this morning.

Long story short... I'm obviously celebrating at the clinic.
 
2013-10-04 08:55:19 AM
I shall celebrate with a traditional folk song, of course..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uwY3sjqYX0
 
2013-10-04 08:55:28 AM

wildcardjack: Maybe this...

[scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Where I'll get a better photo. shiat, I didn't realize this was the one I had online.



I see someone else has discovered the most awesome place in the world to eat. Since youre a farker, ill tell you a secret. The green sauce is only jalapenos boiled for 20 minutes, cooled, then put in a blender wirh garlic powder, salt, and corn oil drizzled into it while blending.
 
2013-10-04 08:57:01 AM

EyeballKid: By dressing up like a million dollar trouper and trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.


Dammit!

You beat me to the Puttin on the Ritz reference!

I always wake up too late.
 
2013-10-04 09:02:24 AM

8tReAsUrEz: TheBigJerk: *predictable cunnilingus joke*

Well I usually think of bearded clam before "pink taco", but, yeah, I can see the analogy...


You guys really need to grow up.
 
2013-10-04 09:07:38 AM

8tReAsUrEz: [pbs.twimg.com image 403x542]



Hi there.  I'd like to order 3 chingaderas, please!
moviesmedia.ign.com
 
2013-10-04 09:10:01 AM
By providing useful links to my fellow Farkers.

Taco John's
Some others
 
2013-10-04 09:15:03 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Why not kick back with some soothing Jennifer Lopez songs?


took awhile for this

/leaving taco bell levels of satisfied
 
2013-10-04 09:15:21 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Now THAT'S something to celebration.
 
2013-10-04 09:15:45 AM

arturoh2o: You beat me to the Puttin on the Ritz reference!


bigtengirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-04 09:17:51 AM

Matthew Keene: arturoh2o: You beat me to the Puttin on the Ritz reference!

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That's hilarious. Had never seen that. Would LOL again.
 
2013-10-04 09:23:08 AM
Buche and lengua tacos with salsa verde.
 
2013-10-04 09:24:25 AM

tommyl66: By slaving away at work and stepping one day closer to our impending deaths?


Do I hear the tolling of an iron bell?
 
2013-10-04 09:24:30 AM

CleanAndPure: When is national give a British ex pat a bj day?


Sorry, bud, that was yesterday.
 
2013-10-04 09:28:15 AM

poe_zlaw: wildcardjack: Maybe this...

[scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Where I'll get a better photo. shiat, I didn't realize this was the one I had online.


I see someone else has discovered the most awesome place in the world to eat. Since youre a farker, ill tell you a secret. The green sauce is only jalapenos boiled for 20 minutes, cooled, then put in a blender wirh garlic powder, salt, and corn oil drizzled into it while blending.


The secret sauce at Bronco Burger is ketchup and mayonnaise.
 
2013-10-04 09:33:36 AM
I'll celebrate at Taco Punk.
 
2013-10-04 09:36:34 AM

dittybopper


tommyl66: By slaving away at work and stepping one day closer to our impending deaths?

Do I hear the tolling of an iron bell?


You're not supposed to ask that.
 
2013-10-04 09:36:36 AM
Taco salad:
i265.photobucket.com

jalapeno re-fried beans, ground turkey with Trade East taco seasoning, fresh chopped green leaf lettuce, diced onions, fresh diced tomatoes, and shredded Mexican cheese (I believe it's a 4 or 5 cheese blend) and hot sauce

/usually eat it without chips and just spoon it on a plate and eat with a fork
 
2013-10-04 09:42:28 AM
By driving 850 miles to the Coshocton County Fair in Ohio. The best tacos are carny tacos.
 
2013-10-04 09:42:31 AM

8tReAsUrEz: [pbs.twimg.com image 403x542]


So, what you're saying is that Tex-Mex tacos are whores?
 
2013-10-04 09:44:55 AM
I'll be buying some anti diarrhea medication, thanks very much! Hate Mexican food....prefer French if I'm going all ethnic...
 
2013-10-04 09:49:19 AM
I shall make taco cassarole tonight.  From the bottom up:
Ground beef w/taco seasoning
refried beans
sour cream
salsa
black olives
corn
cheese

Bake until she bubbles and eat with chips.

/Also, vagina.
 
2013-10-04 09:50:22 AM

billybobtoo: I'll be buying some anti diarrhea medication, thanks very much! Hate Mexican food....prefer French if I'm going all ethnic...


French food isn't ethnic, it's just regular stuff with butter.  Lots and lots of butter.
 
2013-10-04 09:51:15 AM

billybobtoo: I'll be buying some anti diarrhea medication, thanks very much! Hate Mexican food....prefer French if I'm going all ethnic...


I don't know what's worse; you not liking Mexican food, you having a specific cuisine to go to when you're "going all ethnic", or it being French.
 
2013-10-04 09:53:08 AM

mike_d85: I shall make taco cassarole tonight.  From the bottom up:
Ground beef w/taco seasoning
refried beans
sour cream
salsa
black olives
corn
cheese

Bake until she bubbles and eat with chips.

/Also, vagina.


onions/chives
 
2013-10-04 09:53:22 AM
Coincidentally, I had plans to go to Tijuana Flats for lunch. I had no clue it was taco day.
 
2013-10-04 09:54:11 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: CigaretteSmokingMan: It' also National Vidal Day. http://www.nationalvodkaday.com/

National Vodak Day.

Damn Android spell check!


Which Vidal?
www.rm-uk.com
i.telegraph.co.uk
www.frenchridgevineyards.com
 
2013-10-04 10:11:23 AM

tkirby: [download.lardlad.com image 320x213]


Yes, this should provide adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon.
 
2013-10-04 10:18:33 AM
That reminds me, I have to pick up some TP on the way home from work today.
 
2013-10-04 10:26:27 AM
wallvector.com
 
2013-10-04 10:30:19 AM

poe_zlaw: wildcardjack: Maybe this...

[scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]

Where I'll get a better photo. shiat, I didn't realize this was the one I had online.


I see someone else has discovered the most awesome place in the world to eat.


Your argument is invalid, these are the best tacos on the planet.

www.tacoaustin.com

thatotherpaper.com
 
2013-10-04 10:37:36 AM
fcmdsc.files.wordpress.com
/hot like fresh frybread.
 
2013-10-04 10:45:45 AM

kobrakai: I'll celebrate at Taco Punk.


Good call. If you're feeling more adventurous, the Mexican place by 3rd and Central (Not Santa Fe, the next one down, the name of which I can't remember now) offers brains as a filling for tacos.
 
2013-10-04 10:50:34 AM
www.soundonsight.org
 
2013-10-04 11:05:10 AM
My second greenlight!

On my Birthday!

Here is something I hastily and drunkily put together last night for facebook...

Twas the dia del Taco when all through the hacienda
Not a creature was stirring except for a bald man the destroyer of Tacos
The chilis were hung to dry and perfume the air
In hopes that Saint Jalapeno would soon be there

The children were fearful of the heat and the spice
While visions of milk and cream danced thru their heads
With mama in the next room shaking her face with disgust
She just moved the dog away to salvage her nose

The tomatoes might have been canned but this was the special recipe
From a factory of tortillas in his hometown in Vir-Gin-eye-E
Cilantro was cleaned and mixed with chopped garlic
Some salt and some pepper and some vinegar and corn oil added

When on the cutting board the onions started to sweat
I teared up a little bit...Oh crap, I should have worn gloves...oh man that chili burns the eye...sheesh...I didn't even touch my eye...it was my cheek!
Wet PAPERTOWEL...GET ME A WET PAPERTOWEL!

Sorry...back to the non-rhyming story...

Now Jalapeno! Now Serrano! Now Chipotle and Scotch Bonnet!
On Tabasco! On Texas Pete! On Franks and Cholula!
To the blender, to the food processor!
To get mixed one and all!

And then came a twinkling as the salsa sat in the fridge
Overnight to tempt me and for the flavors to meld
One scoop on a chip to just get a taste
And to give me a coyote with Johnny Cash's voice as my own spirit guide

I awoke with a hunger and a pang for some spice
With some small corn tortillas left by Saint Jalapeno
I began the day with some eggs and my homemade salsa 
Not the kind from New York City.....NEW YORK CITY!

So whether it be al Pastor, or carnitas, or seafood I'm sure
You need to remember the glory that befalls us but once a year
You need to get some tortillas of corn or flour that may be soft or hard
Some salsa or pico or pina and some meaty goodness and maybe a Tums

And remember to declare your love for the Taco 
And be thankful you can have it more than just one day a year!
 
2013-10-04 11:08:26 AM
Go on FOX News?

"Fox News asks Nicaraguan meteorologist to host 'Taco Day' segment: 'You grew up on tacos' "

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/04/fox-news-asks-nicaraguan-meteo ro logist-to-host-taco-day-segment-you-grew-up-on-tacos/
 
2013-10-04 11:11:45 AM
fc07.deviantart.net

"I need tacos or i'll explode! That happens to me sometimes."
 
2013-10-04 11:12:00 AM

EyeballKid: kobrakai: I'll celebrate at Taco Punk.

Good call. If you're feeling more adventurous, the Mexican place by 3rd and Central (Not Santa Fe, the next one down, the name of which I can't remember now) offers brains as a filling for tacos.


Nope. But I heard rave reviews for Santa Fe. I'll have to get down there soon.
 
2013-10-04 11:12:06 AM
www.rankopedia.com

R.I.P. Taco Salamanca
 
2013-10-04 11:15:01 AM
Portland, OR has a decidedly thin amount of Mexican food that's worth anything, but for tacos, Robo Taco on the East Side is pretty good.  Caveat, small place and can get quite crowded during mealtimes.
 
2013-10-04 11:29:19 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I'll supply the beef and extra sauce ..
 
2013-10-04 11:42:24 AM

i253.photobucket.com

The only way I know how....WITH A NACHO SOMBRERO!
 
2013-10-04 12:14:49 PM
If you're in Philly, you go to Taqueria Veracruzana. Whether it's for chicken flautas or the tacos (love the chorizo tacos and the grilled steak tacos!) you can't go wrong.

If you're in the San Diego area, It's off to Roberto's or Alberto's for rolled tacos or those damn addictive deep fried shredded beef tacos. If it's not National Taco Day, get the chips and carne asada: chips, carna asade, cheese, sour cream. So simple yet I can't get anyone here in Philly to make it right.
 
2013-10-04 12:34:48 PM
from my work trip to Guadalajara...a seafood taco.

www.brinkleys.org
 
2013-10-04 12:36:19 PM
Saint Jalapeno at the Mexican Taco Factory in Belmopan Belize-

www.brinkleys.org

yes, it does look like he is packing...
 
2013-10-04 12:37:19 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: Saint Jalapeno at the Mexican Taco Factory in Belmopan Belize-

[www.brinkleys.org image 640x480]

yes, it does look like he is packing...


In more ways than one.
 
2013-10-04 12:52:06 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: from my work trip to Guadalajara...a seafood taco.

[www.brinkleys.org image 850x637]


As much as I love seafood tacos, that sauce looks just a little off-putting if you know what I mean.
 
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