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(Some Guy)   It's National Taco Day. How will you choose to celebrate?   ( divider line 109
    More: Silly, National Taco Day, Americans, English Words, Tex-Mex, Guerrero, tacos  
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2767 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2013 at 7:12 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-04 06:46:59 AM  
With Ortega Taco sauce.

It makes my taco pop!
2013-10-04 06:50:10 AM  
But is a taco a sandwich?
2013-10-04 07:12:33 AM  
2013-10-04 07:14:13 AM  
Certainly not at Taco Bell. To quote the late Clara Peller, "Where's the meat?"
2013-10-04 07:18:57 AM
2013-10-04 07:19:03 AM  
*predictable cunnilingus joke*
2013-10-04 07:20:09 AM  

TheBigJerk: *predictable cunnilingus joke*

Well I usually think of bearded clam before "pink taco", but, yeah, I can see the analogy...
2013-10-04 07:20:13 AM  

dittybopper: By watching this.

Can't hear that song without thinking of this
2013-10-04 07:20:14 AM  
Spaghetti and meatballs.
Because I made a big batch yesterday and only ate a little. Made the batch big just so I can have leftovers. It is like soup to me, better the next day.
2013-10-04 07:20:35 AM  
2013-10-04 07:20:36 AM  
I've been preparing a speech all year.  I consider myself a cunning linguist.
2013-10-04 07:21:35 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: dittybopper: By watching this.

I'd rather watch this.

2013-10-04 07:22:17 AM  
2013-10-04 07:22:23 AM  
I choose to go to Taco Bus - but it could be just any Friday for that.
2013-10-04 07:24:31 AM

I would friend him on MyFace.
2013-10-04 07:26:13 AM  

Amish Tech Support: [ image 450x299]

I would friend him on MyFace.

And celebrate with some 3 penis wine!
2013-10-04 07:27:27 AM  
I like tacos.
2013-10-04 07:30:20 AM  
2013-10-04 07:30:41 AM  
Start a Sarah Palin thread?
2013-10-04 07:33:36 AM  
2013-10-04 07:37:48 AM  
By slaving away at work and stepping one day closer to our impending deaths?
2013-10-04 07:39:42 AM  
Bring it on in to...
2013-10-04 07:43:08 AM  
Tacos are my favorite food.

There. I said it.
2013-10-04 07:43:23 AM

Tacos rule.
2013-10-04 07:45:01 AM  
By being MMTG?
2013-10-04 07:45:11 AM  
By looking at pictures of cute girls eating tacos. Until lunch time of course

More (SFW):
2013-10-04 07:45:35 AM  
You know what else looks like a taco?
2013-10-04 07:49:15 AM  

scrumpox: Start a Sarah Palin thread?
2013-10-04 07:49:20 AM  
2013-10-04 07:50:04 AM  
FTFA:  That's 490,000 miles of tacos, which could take you to the moon and back or, if you prefer, could, at 775-million pounds, equal the weight of two Empire State Buildings.

I wonder how many Rhode Islands that is?
2013-10-04 07:52:19 AM  
2013-10-04 07:56:34 AM
2013-10-04 07:58:50 AM  
It' also National Vidal Day.
2013-10-04 08:00:00 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: It' also National Vidal Day.

National Vodak Day.

Damn Android spell check!
2013-10-04 08:05:58 AM  

log_jammin: With Ortega Taco sauce.

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It makes my taco pop!

You can even have them in the shower with you..
2013-10-04 08:07:40 AM  
By watching NAYLIN' PAYLIN?
2013-10-04 08:11:00 AM  
Maybe this...

Where I'll get a better photo. shiat, I didn't realize this was the one I had online.
2013-10-04 08:11:47 AM  
Sure could go for a hundred tacos right now.
2013-10-04 08:14:50 AM  

TommyDeuce: scrumpox: Start a Sarah Palin thread?

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2013-10-04 08:18:00 AM  
Eat a few tacos and fart.
2013-10-04 08:18:48 AM  
I should go to Turtle Tacos for lunch.  Too bad I already packed a PBJ.

/I'll continue to work on kitchen reno to celebrate, in the hopes I'll have it done to make tacos before the snow flies
2013-10-04 08:19:14 AM  
Paying with a $2 bill at Taco Bell for sawdust-enhanced meat.
2013-10-04 08:20:18 AM  
Think I'll have some curry or tandoori chicken
2013-10-04 08:20:51 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Paying with a $2 bill at Taco Bell for sawdust-enhanced mechanically separated meat.

There, fixed
2013-10-04 08:22:04 AM  
By dressing up like a million dollar trouper and trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
2013-10-04 08:22:20 AM
Why not kick back with some soothing Jennifer Lopez songs?
2013-10-04 08:30:05 AM  
By having to go buy some of the following by the end of the day.
2013-10-04 08:31:31 AM  
I thought today was National CB Day.
2013-10-04 08:31:59 AM  

8tReAsUrEz: [ image 403x542]

OK, I LOLed.
2013-10-04 08:32:53 AM  
Gonna make chimichangas tonight with some chipotle ranch on the side. Gotta fend fer myself here in Germany. Not a taco joint to be found round these parts. Since it's starting to get a bit chilly, it's perfect weather for some homemade pot pie. I just a got a big hunk of wild boar leg so I'm gonna try my hand at a wild boar pot pie on Sunday. Homemade pot pies are tasty tasty.
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