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(KLTV Tyler)   Looks like someone at the bank fell asleep on the 0 key   (kltv.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-04 01:12:38 AM  
Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account
 
2013-10-04 02:44:30 AM  
The bank asked Reggie not to identify them.

Were I Reggie, I would not comply with this request without serious remuneration.
 
2013-10-04 03:23:29 AM  
"Articles" that are merely transcripts of TV news bits are painful to "read".
 
2013-10-04 03:32:11 AM  

the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account


I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.
 
2013-10-04 03:34:14 AM  
"Reggie said he would use three trillion to pay down the national debt."

Yeah, great idea - someone gets into debt and you just pay it off for them. I'm sure they won't ever get into debt again and will learn loads from that experience.
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind, and say "look, I'm sorry - I know I have $8 trillion dollars, but I don't think I would be doing the right thing by you to pay your $3 trillion debt. Now, I don't mind going over your spending habits with you and perhaps trying to find some places where we can avoid spending..."
 
2013-10-04 03:42:37 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.


Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-04 03:43:35 AM  
When I saw the name Reggie Theus, I first thought of this guy:

a.espncdn.com

The former NBA basketball player and current head coach of CSUN.
 
2013-10-04 03:52:18 AM  

Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]


I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.
 
2013-10-04 04:03:17 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]

I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.


Have you tried the Cookie Monster add on?
 
2013-10-04 04:06:50 AM  

Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]

I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.

Have you tried the Cookie Monster add on?


I may try it in the next go-around. This time I'm just shooting for as many achievements as possible.
 
2013-10-04 04:30:50 AM  
Why hasn't anybody ever tried withdrawing a trillion?  I mean, the bank says you have it an all. :P

/yeah I'd do that, and buy Luxembourg
 
2013-10-04 05:10:29 AM  
That man had the greatest opportunity to single-handedly wipe out the US budget deficit ... and he blew it.

... so disappoint.
 
2013-10-04 05:14:30 AM  
four... TRILLION dollars

/muwahahahahaha!
 
2013-10-04 06:06:57 AM  
No, you're supposed to buy Bolivia if you get lots of money.

And keep the receipt!

/Should not be obscure
//Pit me an olive!
 
2013-10-04 06:24:20 AM  

kayanlau: That man had the greatest opportunity to single-handedly wipe out the US budget deficit ... and he blew it.

... so disappoint.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Feels your pain.
 
2013-10-04 07:15:46 AM  
The same thing happened to a woman in Arkansas last Tuesday, for about the same amount ( $4,040,404,040,404.04, more or less).

Makes you wonder.

Also why can banks fix errors to their favor quickly but if they deduct from an account in error try getting them to put it back quickly.
 
2013-10-04 07:45:40 AM  

Apik0r0s: Made-up bullshiat. 100% bullshiat. "Journalism" that doesn't identify or corroborate ANYTHING. A disease upon America, it is.


It's infotainment!

/welcome to Costco, I love you
 
2013-10-04 08:10:53 AM  
Wait, what's the interest for that amount in an hour or two?
 
2013-10-04 08:34:15 AM  
Should have withdrawn $10 million.  After they stripped the extra zeroes out it wouldn't even have been a rounding error.
 
2013-10-04 08:43:22 AM  
I wonder how long it would take me to set up a Cayman Islands account, make one transfer, and disappear? Guess I'll never have the chance to find out.
 
2013-10-04 09:00:41 AM  
Even if the money was real, he would have blown it all and been broke within two years.
 
2013-10-04 09:14:13 AM  
Maybe he got a batch of those trillion-dollar platinum coins in his deposit by mistake.
 
2013-10-04 09:21:28 AM  
Bank error in your favor. Collect $4,000,000,000,000,000. That's one hell of a Community Chest!!
 
2013-10-04 09:22:06 AM  

harrydorcas: If some security guard is sleeping on the job, I would rather hire a Kewpie Police Cop to entertain me.
[www.paradisegalleries.com image 349x336]


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-04 09:32:05 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Ugh.  Always screwing  up some mundane detail.
 
2013-10-04 10:04:31 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: The bank asked Reggie not to identify them.

Were I Reggie, I would not comply with this request without serious remuneration.


Ah, the great American belief that you deserve to get paid for doing nothing other than not being an asshole.

Someone made a mistake that didn't affect anyone in any way, but I was in the area at the time, so where's my money?
 
2013-10-04 10:05:18 AM  

Fish in a Barrel: Ugh.  Always screwing  up some mundane detail.


This is not a mundane detail!
 
2013-10-04 10:16:58 AM  

smadge1: Wait, what's the interest for that amount in an hour or two?


Banks usually give only about a measly 1% per annum return on checking account deposits these days, so figure a doubling time of about 70 years.  (2 hours / 70 years) x 4 trillion dollars = 13 million dollars, give or take a few hundred thousand.
 
2013-10-04 10:31:28 AM  
He's lucky the bank didn't charge a $300 fee for correcting the error, plus a $400 for not calling the cops since it must be his deliberate fault.
 
2013-10-04 11:19:11 AM  

kayanlau: That man had the greatest opportunity to single-handedly wipe out the US budget deficit ... and he blew it.

... so disappoint.


"Reggie said he would use three trillion to pay down the national debt. That would leave him with enough to get by. "

It's not his fault they took it back before he got that far.
 
2013-10-04 12:42:30 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]

I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.


I had never heard of this game before reading this thread. Thank you for ruining my productivity.
 
2013-10-04 12:47:30 PM  
For a couple of hours I had an eleven digit balance when the teller entered my account number as the deposit amount.

/too farking honest, I am
 
2013-10-04 01:49:56 PM  

dchurch0: AverageAmericanGuy: Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]

I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.

I had never heard of this game before reading this thread. Thank you for ruining my productivity.


If all it does is ruin your productivity, be grateful to all the deities. You don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes.
 
2013-10-04 02:39:30 PM  
Step 1 transfer all the money to off shore account.
Step 2 move someplace without extradition.
Step 3 ??
Step 4 prophet.
 
2013-10-04 06:18:31 PM  

Pichu0102: dchurch0: AverageAmericanGuy: Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]

I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.

I had never heard of this game before reading this thread. Thank you for ruining my productivity.

If all it does is ruin your productivity, be grateful to all the deities. You don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes.


I've already installed iMacros for Firefox to do my clicking for me and am up to 3 Million CPS. This is friggin awesome.

I've only seen one golden cookie though. So that sucks.
 
2013-10-04 06:33:38 PM  

dchurch0: Pichu0102: dchurch0: AverageAmericanGuy: Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]

I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.

I had never heard of this game before reading this thread. Thank you for ruining my productivity.

If all it does is ruin your productivity, be grateful to all the deities. You don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I've already installed iMacros for Firefox to do my clicking for me and am up to 3 Million CPS. This is friggin awesome.

I've only seen one golden cookie though. So that sucks.


Click 7 golden cookies, and you can buy an upgrade that halves the time golden cookies spawn. 27, another upgrading lowering it even further. Both increase the time golden cookies stay on the screen.

Speaking of CPS, I reset recently. Game started 14 hours ago and...

i.imgur.com

...Meh. I haven't been giving it enough attention.
 
2013-10-04 06:51:46 PM  

Pichu0102: dchurch0: Pichu0102: dchurch0: AverageAmericanGuy: Pichu0102: AverageAmericanGuy: the_sidewinder: Accidentally copy/pasted his Cookie Clicker score into the man's account

I've got that running in the background right now.

I need to buy a handful more grandmas and only have 77 trillion in the bank. Not quite enough to buy them comfortably.

Pretty much all of my day is this freaking game. I blame the aspergers that makes me watch and play it because I like watching numbers go up.


[i.imgur.com image 630x525]

I've got to get in on that prestige bonus. This is my first game. It's been running for the past 3 days or so (started a couple weeks back but offline since the first day).

Google says I'll get 35 heavenly chips the next time I start over.

Praise grandma.

I had never heard of this game before reading this thread. Thank you for ruining my productivity.

If all it does is ruin your productivity, be grateful to all the deities. You don't know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I've already installed iMacros for Firefox to do my clicking for me and am up to 3 Million CPS. This is friggin awesome.

I've only seen one golden cookie though. So that sucks.

Click 7 golden cookies, and you can buy an upgrade that halves the time golden cookies spawn. 27, another upgrading lowering it even further. Both increase the time golden cookies stay on the screen.

Speaking of CPS, I reset recently. Game started 14 hours ago and...

[i.imgur.com image 221x72]

...Meh. I haven't been giving it enough attention.


I'm gaining CPS pretty rapidly at this point. Got another golden cookie so that helped quite a bit. I'm currently working on getting 100 of every building type.

I have no idea why this is so stupidly addicting. The only thing you get is a number that increases at a faster pace, but I'm hooked.
 
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