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(Metro)   Snorting up paint and squirting it out your eye is one way to paint a canvas. Eye guess   ( ) divider line 24
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2760 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Oct 2013 at 6:22 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-04 12:23:59 AM  
Fine. I'm going to drink some paint and then pee it onto a canvass. Are you impressed yet?
2013-10-04 12:51:33 AM  
This guys a regular Leandro EyeVinci with his genesis talent.

/went to art schools!!
2013-10-04 01:22:31 AM  
Eye, caramba!
2013-10-04 06:31:14 AM  
Everyone is an "artist"
2013-10-04 06:34:09 AM  
2013-10-04 06:35:50 AM  
Wait til he gets a paint clog.
2013-10-04 06:37:15 AM
2013-10-04 06:55:11 AM
2013-10-04 07:11:03 AM  
Art is dead  - it's been done to death. Shiat like this is all we have left to create.
2013-10-04 07:14:39 AM  
I suppose it's not as bad as the British artist that gives himself paint enemas, and then stands on top of a large canvas and lets 'er rip.
2013-10-04 07:21:02 AM  
♪All art is quite useless according to Oscar Wilde♪
2013-10-04 07:29:00 AM
I only care about real art.
2013-10-04 07:37:07 AM  


That guy is a performance artist. And very good at it, I might add.
2013-10-04 07:49:48 AM

2013-10-04 08:09:53 AM
2013-10-04 08:38:37 AM
"I may not know art; but I know what I like"
2013-10-04 09:06:49 AM  
beats the vomit painters, eye guess
2013-10-04 09:07:03 AM  
"Well I like to think I have an eye for detail."
2013-10-04 09:08:18 AM
2013-10-04 09:29:07 AM  
He must have been an apt pupil.

/duct and cover.
2013-10-04 09:43:59 AM
2013-10-04 09:54:02 AM  
There is no way that's good for you sinuses or your eye.
2013-10-04 09:58:05 AM  

Bandito King: There is no way that's good for you sinuses or your eye.

I'd bet he has a better than average chance of ending up with some kind of eye cancer
2013-10-04 11:32:21 AM  
I call bullcrap
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