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(News 13 Orlando)   Even George Takei would go "oh myyyy" on this one   (mynews13.com) divider line 72
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2013-10-04 12:23:47 AM  
What a strange person.

www.mynews13.com
 
2013-10-04 02:30:46 AM  
I'm pretty sure he'd go "Ohhh, nooooooooo!"
 
2013-10-04 02:40:34 AM  
Miley Cyrus did the same thing and is getting rich and famous for it.
 
2013-10-04 02:57:25 AM  
"Here comes" what??

I'd love to know what it says on the rest of his/her shirt.

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm pretty sure he'd go "Ohhh, nooooooooo!"


www.microwaves101.com
 
2013-10-04 04:12:46 AM  

AirForceVet: What a strange person.

[www.mynews13.com image 676x456]


The article refers to it as a woman. But what's with the chin whiskers?
 
2013-10-04 04:13:04 AM  
Woman... Is that a beard?
 
2013-10-04 04:15:07 AM  
Buckwheat has really let himself go.
 
2013-10-04 04:15:28 AM  
A true princess.
 
2013-10-04 04:18:35 AM  
www.mynews13.com guyism.com
 
2013-10-04 04:26:17 AM  

danielscissorhands: [www.mynews13.com image 676x456] [guyism.com image 250x250]


Otay!
 
2013-10-04 04:30:34 AM  
In my mind, Takei just walks around all day saying that anyway.
 
2013-10-04 04:37:54 AM  
www.solarnavigator.net

You know damned well the quote that is so, so obligatory.
 
2013-10-04 05:02:13 AM  
At least she got a good bartending job out of this. Several bars even.
 
2013-10-04 05:05:04 AM  
EVEN George Takei? Doesn't he say that to everything?
 
2013-10-04 05:07:26 AM  
i574.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-04 05:10:18 AM  
Was this some kind of reference to that past-its-prime "erotic" dance that occured in the Star Trek film that shall not be named?
 
2013-10-04 05:14:25 AM  

aagrajag: Was this some kind of reference to that past-its-prime "erotic" dance that occured in the Star Trek film that shall not be named?


That was Nichelle Nichols who did the "erotic" dance in the film that shall not be named. (Seriously--among other problems, the Enterprise does not have 84+ decks...) Now, if Lieutenant Sulu had done that dance in the original series, I'd have that on my phone and watch it constantly.

Georgie Takei--you're still amazingly funny and witty and possess a fantastic personality, but...age. Even Bill Shatner got old (and fat, too). Thank the gods you missed the fat part.
 
2013-10-04 05:37:19 AM  
Let's not hear anything against Nichelle Nichols please.

She's still real to me.
 
2013-10-04 05:51:18 AM  
108.imagebam.com
 
2013-10-04 05:54:10 AM  

aagrajag: Was this some kind of reference to that past-its-prime "erotic" dance that occured in the Star Trek film that shall not be named?


Hey, I kind of liked... that film. Three's the only truly awful one (with the original cast).
 
2013-10-04 06:01:22 AM  
Star Trek Humor! how I find it so simple and overdone and[clicks on link...]

Oh Myyyyyy!

/Seriously. That's a woman?
 
2013-10-04 06:18:58 AM  

Lorelle: "Here comes" what??

I'd love to know what it says on the rest of his/her shirt.


I was wondering the same thing.

What if that's all there is?
 
2013-10-04 06:19:23 AM  
Why woman need a shave? Why?
 
2013-10-04 06:21:47 AM  
another-day.co.za
 
2013-10-04 06:24:23 AM  
I had a lunch lady with a goatee once. She was receiving hormone therapy for some ailment. She was also pregnant which made it super weird.
 
2013-10-04 06:31:28 AM  
I once saw this lady who looked like the nicest little, typical mid-west librarian type lady....but she was smoking a big-ass Sherlock Holmes style pipe. It shocked and surprised me at how completely desexualizing that was. But this lady's beard comes close.
 
2013-10-04 06:33:05 AM  

thesloppy: I once saw this lady who looked like the nicest little, typical mid-west librarian type lady....but she was smoking a big-ass Sherlock Holmes style pipe. It shocked and surprised me at how completely desexualizing that was. But this lady's beard comes close.


Comes close, ay lad? But didn't completely douse yer flame?
 
2013-10-04 06:37:26 AM  
Damn kids these days, we use to have to pay an extra 75 cents at the circus to go in to the freak tent and see the bearded lady.
 
2013-10-04 06:52:43 AM  
So what does her T-shirt say?
 
2013-10-04 07:02:43 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Miley Cyrus did the same thing and is getting rich and famous for it.


------

Miley Cyrus owns a razor
 
2013-10-04 07:04:46 AM  
It looks more like a lengthy black teenager.
 
2013-10-04 07:08:17 AM  

NobleHam: aagrajag: Was this some kind of reference to that past-its-prime "erotic" dance that occured in the Star Trek film that shall not be named?

Hey, I kind of liked... that film. Three's the only truly awful one (with the original cast).


The Motion(less) Picture? It's hard to make it through that one without falling asleep... All my memories of it are in black and white, because it's so farking drab and colorless!

The Final Frontier isn't bad as long as you subscribe to my theory on it: the only bits that take place in the "real" Star Trek universe are the opening and closing bits at Yosemite... All the shiat in the middle is just some weird Vulcan shared telepathic dream/nightmare caused by Spock eating McCoy's bourbon-infused beans...
 
2013-10-04 07:17:04 AM  

headstone: thesloppy: I once saw this lady who looked like the nicest little, typical mid-west librarian type lady....but she was smoking a big-ass Sherlock Holmes style pipe. It shocked and surprised me at how completely desexualizing that was. But this lady's beard comes close.

Comes close, ay lad? But didn't completely douse yer flame?


Listening to Nicotina by Big Sugar as I read the thread, getting a kick
 
2013-10-04 07:17:26 AM  
Not enough talent to join club 27...
 
2013-10-04 07:32:22 AM  

danielscissorhands: [www.mynews13.com image 676x456] [guyism.com image 250x250]


And we're done here.
 
2013-10-04 07:39:39 AM  
Hooray! Let criminalize the mentally ill!
 
2013-10-04 07:40:50 AM  
I thought I saw this on News13 at 2:00 this morning when I couldn't fall asleep. When I woke up, I shirked it off as some bizarre half-asleep concoction of the mind, that perhaps the image was real but the story was actually of some man that did something inflammatory. Thank you Fark, for reminding me why I don't go to Lake county if I can avoid it.
 
2013-10-04 07:49:43 AM  
One of the kids on the bus recorded video of the woman's bizarre dancing and screaming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgj8V3OMrjU&t=1m40s
 
2013-10-04 08:15:45 AM  

twidgetfitch: [108.imagebam.com image 360x401]


Fear the Beard!
 
2013-10-04 08:20:11 AM  
Oh Whyyyyyy??
 
2013-10-04 08:21:47 AM  
I thought that was a picture of Randy Moss
 
2013-10-04 08:35:46 AM  

Apik0r0s: I'd hit it.


You have unusually low standards, don't you?

/she has the crazzzzy eyes
 
2013-10-04 08:46:15 AM  

Gwendolyn: Hooray! Let criminalize the mentally ill!


It's the deed which is criminalized, not the mental illness.  Many serial killers have been diagnosed with psychological disorders.  That doesn't mean murder should be legal.

And yeah, disorderly conduct - how horrible.  C'mon, if a man was seen grabbing and rubbing his crotch in front of a schoolbus full of children he would be put away for 10-15 years.  So save your outrage for the actual injustices in our system.
 
2013-10-04 08:46:34 AM  
Michael Jackson grabs his genital area and it's a top-rated music video.  This (wo)man does it and it's suddenly an offense.
 
2013-10-04 08:53:45 AM  
I want to know what the rest of here shirt says.
 
2013-10-04 08:55:09 AM  
When did George Takei say "oh myyyy"? I'm not in on the joke.
 
2013-10-04 09:02:14 AM  

GoldDude: ichael Jackson grabs his genital area and it's a top-rated music video.  This (wo)man does it and it's suddenly an offense.


If you are trying to make a case why it's okay to rub your crotch in front of kids, you miiiight want to pick a different example than Michael "hey kids let's have a sleepover" Jackson.  Just sayin.
 
2013-10-04 09:07:43 AM  

GoldDude: Michael Jackson grabs his genital area and it's a top-rated music video.  This (wo)man does it and it's suddenly an offense.


If "Michael Jackson grabs his genital area", that would mean he came back from the dead just to rub one out.
 
2013-10-04 09:15:16 AM  

oryx: When did George Takei say "oh myyyy"? I'm not in on the joke.


Just about every time he's been on camera the past 5 years or so.
 
2013-10-04 09:17:15 AM  

maram500: aagrajag: Was this some kind of reference to that past-its-prime "erotic" dance that occured in the Star Trek film that shall not be named?

That was Nichelle Nichols who did the "erotic" dance in the film that shall not be named. (Seriously--among other problems, the Enterprise does not have 84+ decks...) Now, if Lieutenant Sulu had done that dance in the original series, I'd have that on my phone and watch it constantly.

Georgie Takei--you're still amazingly funny and witty and possess a fantastic personality, but...age. Even Bill Shatner got old (and fat, too). Thank the gods you missed the fat part.


What are you talking about?! I would have loved to have seen her with more light! Pretty damn hot for 57...
 
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