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(Fox News)   Officials say woman involved in today's incident at the Capitol had "no nexus to terrorism." No word on Nokia Lumia or iPhone involvement   (foxnews.com) divider line 48
    More: Followup, U.S. Capitol, mass panic, White House, Ed Donovan, Michael McCaul, Washington Navy Yard, Sergeant at Arms of the United States Senate, security barrier  
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2013-10-03 09:52:19 PM
10 votes:

Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?


They're dusting the baby for vagina prints now.
2013-10-03 09:27:36 PM
7 votes:

ZoeNekros: the best thing to do is raise your hands and shout that you have a baby and that you're unarmed.


I'd switch seats with the baby and make it look like the baby was driving.
2013-10-03 08:41:33 PM
7 votes:
Officers confirmed that a 1-year-old baby was taken from the car and is now in good condition.
David Loewenberg, who witnessed the incident, said he saw an officer "hugging a child and taking that child away."


So I forget how it works. Does that make the kid grow up to be a super hero or a super villain?
2013-10-03 09:02:13 PM
6 votes:
A neighbor, 'said she lives two doors down from the suspect and said he only knew that she was a dental hygienist and that she drove too fast in a black Infiniti and a white BMW."I know one thing, she always drove too fast," '

She died doing what she loved.
2013-10-03 08:58:21 PM
6 votes:

OgreMagi: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: DC cops really need to lighten up when someone breaks a gate around the President. Come on guys, it's not life or death here.

It's not like Obama is ever there, anyway.


img.zoints.com

President's not the president anyway, you know that!
2013-10-03 09:20:30 PM
5 votes:

Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government



paulboylan.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-03 08:54:26 PM
5 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: DC cops really need to lighten up when someone breaks a gate around the President. Come on guys, it's not life or death here.


It's not like Obama is ever there, anyway.  Now if this had happened at a golf course, then yeah, go full SWAT attack mode.
2013-10-03 08:42:54 PM
5 votes:
No, the Terrorists were inside the Capitol.
2013-10-03 08:56:33 PM
4 votes:
openbooksociety.com

She's fighting the ERD.
2013-10-03 10:22:35 PM
3 votes:

jaytkay: Tatterdemalian: But the real question that needs to be answered is: why does reality keep doing things that makes the left look bad?

What about this story makes the left look bad?


The left thinks women should be able to leave the house...look what happens when they do!
2013-10-03 08:59:00 PM
3 votes:
So wait, does this mean some of the cops will get PAID leave? I think I've figured it out.
2013-10-03 08:46:09 PM
3 votes:

jaytkay: Officers confirmed that a 1-year-old baby was taken from the car and is now in good condition.
David Loewenberg, who witnessed the incident, said he saw an officer "hugging a child and taking that child away."

So I forget how it works. Does that make the kid grow up to be a super hero or a super villain?


The kid is the mastermind.  All part of a plan to get him into the police station.
2013-10-03 08:45:59 PM
3 votes:

Disgruntled Goat: Ah, it's been a while since we had a "fellate the submitter" thread.


Dang, I need to get more greenlights if that is a policy.
2013-10-03 11:49:41 PM
2 votes:

IronTom: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

on purpose?



He was texting his junk and didn't look up in time.
2013-10-03 11:01:36 PM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".

I didn't even know there was a "Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad."

Wow.


What part of Secret  do you not understand?


Yeah. The first rule of the Fark Secret Service Obama Defence Squad is you don't talk about the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.
2013-10-03 10:39:26 PM
2 votes:

VeggieDelight: AngryDragon: VeggieDelight: Just more proof that Obama doesn't care about black people.

If Obama had a daughter...

They'd be named Natasha and Malia.


And they're busy hunting moose and squirrel.
2013-10-03 10:30:02 PM
2 votes:

VeggieDelight: Just more proof that Obama doesn't care about black people.


If Obama had a daughter...
2013-10-03 09:39:42 PM
2 votes:

BMFPitt: jaytkay: Officers confirmed that a 1-year-old baby was taken from the car and is now in good condition.
David Loewenberg, who witnessed the incident, said he saw an officer "hugging a child and taking that child away."

So I forget how it works. Does that make the kid grow up to be a super hero or a super villain?

The kid is the mastermind.  All part of a plan to get him into the police station.



www.minorlooneytunes.com
2013-10-03 09:18:51 PM
2 votes:

Beer cap: jaytkay: ZoeNekros: I can't help but wonder if she just got distracted, bumped into the barricade, then panicked and drove off

In the video, it looks like she's driving way to much for simple panic. They had her stopped, she took off and drove in circles as they boxed her in with barricades and cop cars.

With a kid in the car, if it was an accident, I would imagine at the most she would drive away from the guys with guns, stop and get out with her hands up or holding the baby.

I'm guessing the traffic circle is the reason for the whole driving in circles thing.

Just a hunch.


No, one of her turn signals was out and she could only turn right. Unless she kept turning left, in which case she probably thought she was Danica Patrick at Daytona.
2013-10-03 09:08:03 PM
2 votes:

Beer cap: This is a very strange one. She was an attractive woman with a small child and a good career. I really wouldn't be surprised to hear this had something to do with Obamacare or the shutdown.


I'm going with she was just trying to introduce Obama to his love child.  Obama baby momma drama...
2013-10-03 08:40:10 PM
2 votes:
No Lexus either. Infiniti.
2013-10-04 09:24:11 AM
1 votes:

blindio: I came for reckless and baseless speculation of the individual's political affiliation.  I had no idea that the thread would actually be dumber than that.


She was a crypto-fascist libertarian Catholic priest of Zul.
2013-10-04 08:48:29 AM
1 votes:
I came for reckless and baseless speculation of the individual's political affiliation.  I had no idea that the thread would actually be dumber than that.
2013-10-04 12:40:49 AM
1 votes:
False flag, mind control, scare tactics to keep government open, unarmed woman sacrificed / executed!!!

Whoa, sorry about that folks, I just got back from Infowars.com, and ma tin-hat keeps sliding off ma head.
2013-10-03 11:58:41 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here


And you thought cops didn't really drive like the cops in Blues Brothers and the Smokey and The Bandit movies.
2013-10-03 11:31:14 PM
1 votes:
How the cop became injured:

img.fark.net

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here
2013-10-03 10:59:05 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".

I didn't even know there was a "Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad."

Wow.



What part of Secret  do you not understand?
2013-10-03 10:55:48 PM
1 votes:

ElLoco: The violence follows the mass shooting last month at the Washington Navy Yard, where a gunman killed 12 people. The gunman also died.

Wtf does that have to do with anything that happened in the article?


9/11
2013-10-03 10:55:45 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".


I didn't even know there was a "Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad."

Wow.


Well of course there is. It is told by the Birchers that we allegedly have huge Fartbama d!ck idols in every West Coast city, town, and one-traffic-light burg, which we burn incense and BBQ aborted babbys to, stage massive week-long healthcare orgies in front of, and droolingly hoongh with our tongues every hour of every day. Our debauched worship of the 0bamessiah keeps us quite busy.

Allegedly.

Now mind you, I and a whole crapload of barely-even-center-lefty Farkers haven't seen a single speck of evidence of this in nigh on six years, buuut...you know how, um, imaginative those Birchers are.
2013-10-03 10:54:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-10-03 10:47:22 PM
1 votes:

MechaPyx: Cops these days are off the chain. Yeah she done farked up big time. She should have complied with the police instead of driving off. Maybe she panicked. So the cops start firing shots as the car speeds off. That seems reckless given all the civilians about. After a short chase they get the vehicle stopped. There's no indication she's armed. She could be but she hasn't fired any shots. She gets out the car and some trigger happy sonofabiatch later she's dead.



Look... a lotta guys go their whole careers without getting a single opportunity to kill someone.

When the chance presents itself, you don't hesitate, you don't ask questions, you don't start wool-gathering about "credible threats." You draw your weapon and fire, or you watch that opportunity vanish in a cloud of smoke like a million dollar lottery ticket carelessly tossed into a campfire.

You can live your dreams, or you can watch them pass you by.
2013-10-03 10:34:59 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: Tatterdemalian: But the real question that needs to be answered is: why does reality keep doing things that makes the left look bad?

What about this story makes the left look bad?


It is well known that the pretorian guard near the white house is entirely composed of lefty officers, and it reports directly to His Magnificence Fartbongo. Also, His Magnificence was feeling very pissy today because of the whole slimdown thing, so he personally ordered for her life to be forfeit for intruding into His personal space.  Study it out.
2013-10-03 10:22:21 PM
1 votes:

phrawgh: Disgruntled Goat: Ah, it's been a while since we had a "fellate the submitter" thread.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 668x1000]


What the hell is wrong with justin bieber these days?
2013-10-03 10:15:55 PM
1 votes:

LionHound: She did however have a nexus to the afterlife.


movies.trekcore.com

Where is it?
2013-10-03 09:53:14 PM
1 votes:
From the Zimmerman threads, I learned from all of the opinionated know-it-alls that whenever someone shoots and kills an unarmed person and then claims it was in self-defense, the "law" requires there to be arrest and a trial, so that we can then find out what happened.

I also learned that you don't need to have evidence of guilt before the arrest-and-trial phase begins. It's OK for the trial to be a fact-finding exercise.

Also, the shooter is presumed to be a murderer until he can prove otherwise. He shot someone, right?

Also, it's perfectly acceptable to make your shooter walk his investigators through the scene and have him give multiple recorded statements without an attorney.

And any exculpatory statements he makes are to be given zero credence whatsoever, even if they are later corroborated independently.

So, when will the "hero" cop that shot and killed an unarmed woman as she was exiting her car be arrested and stand trial?
2013-10-03 09:52:48 PM
1 votes:

Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?


Well, her co-workers say she had a daughter exactly that age.  Are you wanting DNA evidence?  Not enough time yet.  No one else seems to have reported a missing kid today in Conn. or the surrounding area, but of course, she could have dumped her real child somewhere else and kidnapped a kid from some person who hasn't noticed yet.
2013-10-03 09:51:01 PM
1 votes:

Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?


Duh, it's Obama's. Haven't you been paying attention?
2013-10-03 09:50:11 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.

I find it astonishinly boring and it hasn't even been an entire day yet.


Well, yes, in light of the barricade video, it has lost its tropiness.
2013-10-03 09:44:21 PM
1 votes:
Nights like this it's too bad Ted Koppel isn't still doing Nightline. He'd figure out who's balls needed to go in the vice, book 'em on the show and slowly turn the handle.
2013-10-03 09:36:05 PM
1 votes:
She looks cute and bubbly in that pic, I am guessing it's before her Manchurian Candidate therapy?

/in before Alex Jones
2013-10-03 09:34:31 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

I still have that game
2013-10-03 09:10:10 PM
1 votes:
There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.
2013-10-03 09:09:52 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: So she was just an ORDINARY crazy drunk with a baby in the car trying to smash her way through the White House gate and running from cops ordering her to stop? That means we can still feel sorry for her and excoriate the cops for their overreach, and not praise them for taking down a crazed gunman/terrorist trying to kill the President?


Yes, anyone who desecrates the sacred sod in the vicinity of His Wonderfulness and then flees at a high rate of speed, then stopped miles away when surrounded by police, may not TECHNICALLY pose a threat to His Magificence's person, but she has offended His dignity, and for that her life is forfeit.
2013-10-03 08:55:35 PM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: I'm wondering if the cops overreacted in this.  I don't have enough information (yet) to commend or condemn.


Huh. I never noticed how similar those words were.

/has a Lumia 928
//hooray, we're finally getting attention
2013-10-03 08:50:05 PM
1 votes:

LionHound: She did however have a nexus to the afterlife.


media2.giga.de

Or maybe she had a nexus to Skyrim. Any sign of an old arrow wound in her knee?
2013-10-03 08:44:30 PM
1 votes:
Was she driving a LexisNexis?
2013-10-03 08:42:24 PM
1 votes:
She did however have a nexus to the afterlife.
2013-10-03 08:40:38 PM
1 votes:
I'll be the round about
The words will make you out 'n' out
I'll spend the day your way......
Call it morning driving thru the sound and
In and out the valley......
 
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