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2013-10-03 10:52:14 PM

technicolor-misfit: MechaPyx: Cops these days are off the chain. Yeah she done farked up big time. She should have complied with the police instead of driving off. Maybe she panicked. So the cops start firing shots as the car speeds off. That seems reckless given all the civilians about. After a short chase they get the vehicle stopped. There's no indication she's armed. She could be but she hasn't fired any shots. She gets out the car and some trigger happy sonofabiatch later she's dead.


Look... a lotta guys go their whole careers without getting a single opportunity to kill someone.

When the chance presents itself, you don't hesitate, you don't ask questions, you don't start wool-gathering about "credible threats." You draw your weapon and fire, or you watch that opportunity vanish in a cloud of smoke like a million dollar lottery ticket carelessly tossed into a campfire.

You can live your dreams, or you can watch them pass you by.


You're right of course. What was I thinking? It's totally unfair these guys should be denied the chance to experience that. You only live once right.
 
2013-10-03 10:52:58 PM

Kittypie070: Therac25:

It is well known that the pretorian guard near the white house is entirely composed of lefty officers, and it reports directly to His Magnificence Fartbongo. Also, His Magnificence was feeling very pissy today because of the whole slimdown thing, so he personally ordered for her life to be forfeit for intruding into His personal space.  Study it out.

Look at this shiat!! THIS shiat is creative.

;3



CREATIVE?

Well, if you're willing to overlook the fact that he TOTALLY PLAGIARIZED Phinn, I GUESS you could call it "creative".

Study
It
Out

/meow

;-0
 
2013-10-03 10:53:38 PM

ElLoco: The violence follows the mass shooting last month at the Washington Navy Yard, where a gunman killed 12 people. The gunman also died.

Wtf does that have to do with anything that happened in the article?


It's just another example of how this whole country seems to be losing its got-damned mind.
 
2013-10-03 10:53:52 PM

MechaPyx: technicolor-misfit: MechaPyx: Cops these days are off the chain. Yeah she done farked up big time. She should have complied with the police instead of driving off. Maybe she panicked. So the cops start firing shots as the car speeds off. That seems reckless given all the civilians about. After a short chase they get the vehicle stopped. There's no indication she's armed. She could be but she hasn't fired any shots. She gets out the car and some trigger happy sonofabiatch later she's dead.


Look... a lotta guys go their whole careers without getting a single opportunity to kill someone.

When the chance presents itself, you don't hesitate, you don't ask questions, you don't start wool-gathering about "credible threats." You draw your weapon and fire, or you watch that opportunity vanish in a cloud of smoke like a million dollar lottery ticket carelessly tossed into a campfire.

You can live your dreams, or you can watch them pass you by.

You're right of course. What was I thinking? It's totally unfair these guys should be denied the chance to experience that. You only live once right.


Unless you're aborted by some leftwing slut before you get the chance.
 
2013-10-03 10:54:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-03 10:55:45 PM

Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".


I didn't even know there was a "Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad."

Wow.


Well of course there is. It is told by the Birchers that we allegedly have huge Fartbama d!ck idols in every West Coast city, town, and one-traffic-light burg, which we burn incense and BBQ aborted babbys to, stage massive week-long healthcare orgies in front of, and droolingly hoongh with our tongues every hour of every day. Our debauched worship of the 0bamessiah keeps us quite busy.

Allegedly.

Now mind you, I and a whole crapload of barely-even-center-lefty Farkers haven't seen a single speck of evidence of this in nigh on six years, buuut...you know how, um, imaginative those Birchers are.
 
2013-10-03 10:55:48 PM

ElLoco: The violence follows the mass shooting last month at the Washington Navy Yard, where a gunman killed 12 people. The gunman also died.

Wtf does that have to do with anything that happened in the article?


9/11
 
2013-10-03 10:59:05 PM

Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".

I didn't even know there was a "Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad."

Wow.



What part of Secret  do you not understand?
 
2013-10-03 11:01:36 PM

Amos Quito: Gyrfalcon: Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".

I didn't even know there was a "Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad."

Wow.


What part of Secret  do you not understand?


Yeah. The first rule of the Fark Secret Service Obama Defence Squad is you don't talk about the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.
 
2013-10-03 11:04:39 PM
Obviously caused by the recent release of Grand Theft Auto..
 
2013-10-03 11:04:42 PM
Therac25: It is well known that the pretorian guard near the white house is entirely composed of lefty officers, and it reports directly to His Magnificence Fartbongo. Also, His Magnificence was feeling very pissy today because of the whole slimdown thing, so he personally ordered for her life to be forfeit for intruding into His personal space. Study it out.

Phinn: Yes, anyone who desecrates the sacred sod in the vicinity of His Wonderfulness and then flees at a high rate of speed, then stopped miles away when surrounded by police, may not TECHNICALLY pose a threat to His Magificence's person, but she has offended His dignity, and for that her life is forfeit.


MY GOODNESS AMOS, you're right!

They are an absolutely precise word for word, letter for letter MATCH!!!!1!

www.rigsofrods.com
/really? you don't comprehend the difference between plagiarism of literature and riffing on a joke on a net forum?
//in that case, the pic I've poasted above is also "plagiarism" according to your daffynition
 
2013-10-03 11:16:47 PM
Don't use that word daffynition, it confuses some people.
 
2013-10-03 11:22:17 PM

Kittypie070: Therac25: It is well known that the pretorian guard near the white house is entirely composed of lefty officers, and it reports directly to His Magnificence Fartbongo. Also, His Magnificence was feeling very pissy today because of the whole slimdown thing, so he personally ordered for her life to be forfeit for intruding into His personal space. Study it out.

Phinn: Yes, anyone who desecrates the sacred sod in the vicinity of His Wonderfulness and then flees at a high rate of speed, then stopped miles away when surrounded by police, may not TECHNICALLY pose a threat to His Magificence's person, but she has offended His dignity, and for that her life is forfeit.

MY GOODNESS AMOS, you're right!



But of course. Aren't I always?


They are an absolutely precise word for word, letter for letter MATCH!!!!1!


Study.It.Out.

 Therac25 is to Phinn as Roy is to Sigfried.


/And that is being generous

:-3
 
2013-10-03 11:22:44 PM
This was a woman driving an SUV, with a 1 year old child in the car.  Not exactly the poster child for terrorism, right?  I'm guessing that while driving like a woman, she made a wrong turn and then got all pissy when the guard told her to turn around and leave.  After that her emotions got the best of her and she berated a lowly "rent-a-cop", (which is what she would probably call him), and while trying to get herself and her precious offspring out of there she sideswiped a patrol car that was trying to force her to stop.  The cops, of course, immediately took that as an excuse to use their very-expensive, only-used-during-training-exercises weapons, and blew her head off.

But "Yhe cops are heroes and they saved us from a maniac that wanted to storm the Capitol".  Yeah, sure.
 
2013-10-03 11:22:54 PM

ElLoco: The violence follows the mass shooting last month at the Washington Navy Yard, where a gunman killed 12 people. The gunman also died.

Wtf does that have to do with anything that happened in the article?


The author must have had a word number fullfilment and been reading the TAGS from thr CLOUD
 
2013-10-03 11:23:37 PM

hlehmann: This was a woman driving an SUV, with a 1 year old child in the car.  Not exactly the poster child for terrorism, right?  I'm guessing that while driving like a woman, she made a wrong turn and then got all pissy when the guard told her to turn around and leave.  After that her emotions got the best of her and she berated a lowly "rent-a-cop", (which is what she would probably call him), and while trying to get herself and her precious offspring out of there she sideswiped a patrol car that was trying to force her to stop.  The cops, of course, immediately took that as an excuse to use their very-expensive, only-used-during-training-exercises weapons, and blew her head off.

But "Yhe cops are heroes and they saved us from a maniac that wanted to storm the Capitol".  Yeah, sure.


Something like that, maybe.
 
2013-10-03 11:31:14 PM
How the cop became injured:

img.fark.net

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here
 
2013-10-03 11:37:20 PM

Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here


It looks like the barrier might have hit him. Those things come up from the ground at high speed.
 
2013-10-03 11:37:21 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.


What?  Obama grabbed the baby from the car and cradled it in his loving arms and took it back to the White House for Michelle and him to raise as if was their own?

Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-10-03 11:39:32 PM

Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here


It came up as he was driving.  By the time it cleared the road surface it was already below the front of his hood.  What it looks like, anyway.  What, you expect them to be psychic now?
 
2013-10-03 11:40:17 PM

Beer cap: Officials are saying that officers had no idea there was a child in the car. Watch the video and tell me if that's possible.


The way she was driving? I'd say very possible. Also: Can you tell from the video if there is a child in the car?
 
2013-10-03 11:40:40 PM

Phinn: From the Zimmerman threads, I learned from all of the opinionated know-it-alls that whenever someone shoots and kills an unarmed person and then claims it was in self-defense, the "law" requires there to be arrest and a trial, so that we can then find out what happened.

I also learned that you don't need to have evidence of guilt before the arrest-and-trial phase begins. It's OK for the trial to be a fact-finding exercise.

Also, the shooter is presumed to be a murderer until he can prove otherwise. He shot someone, right?

Also, it's perfectly acceptable to make your shooter walk his investigators through the scene and have him give multiple recorded statements without an attorney.

And any exculpatory statements he makes are to be given zero credence whatsoever, even if they are later corroborated independently.

So, when will the "hero" cop that shot and killed an unarmed woman as she was exiting her car be arrested and stand trial?


I am learning from this thread that you think this is about you.  It's not.
 
2013-10-03 11:43:01 PM

Beer cap: Officials are saying that officers had no idea there was a child in the car. Watch the video and tell me if that's possible.


Umm....yes?
 
2013-10-03 11:45:58 PM

Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here


on purpose?
 
2013-10-03 11:47:17 PM
www.tleaves.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-10-03 11:47:55 PM

Fade2black: AndreMA: My total guess? Mother on WIC (which I gather is shut(ting) down), bringing child to exhibit to Senator. Accidental wrong turn into secure area, minor traffic accident, panic and escalation.

All good points except your one glaring omission:  Said "WIC" mother is driving a $45,000 Infiniti.  Good try, though.


If there's anything I've learned from Fark,  all women on WIC drive nice cars and carry iPhones to go buy their T-bone steaks and lobsters.
 
2013-10-03 11:49:41 PM

IronTom: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

on purpose?



He was texting his junk and didn't look up in time.
 
2013-10-03 11:53:57 PM

Cpl.D: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

It came up as he was driving.   By the time it cleared the road surface it was already below the front of his hood.  What it looks like, anyway.


i1121.photobucket.com


Well, not exactly, but after that knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing rant of yours in the closed thread, what should we expect?


Cpl.D:  What, you expect them to be psychic now?


What if instead of a barrier, it had been a mother pushing her baby in a stroller?


Extra points?
 
2013-10-03 11:54:22 PM

Vectron: IronTom: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

on purpose?


He was texting his junk and didn't look up in time.


I just talk to my junk, we make time for our relationship.
 
2013-10-03 11:58:41 PM

Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here


And you thought cops didn't really drive like the cops in Blues Brothers and the Smokey and The Bandit movies.
 
2013-10-04 12:00:48 AM
I find it interesting that so much of FARK's cop hater/anti-authoritarian brigade is perfectly fine with what went down today.  I'm not sure if it's because this person posed a threat to their political allies, or because they got themselves all worked up into thinking it was a right-winger who tried to shoot up the White House because of the shutdown.
 
2013-10-04 12:01:24 AM

Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here


that's how one of the cops became injured.

the other was assaulted with a deadly weapon, i.e. her car
 
2013-10-04 12:02:21 AM

Vectron: IronTom: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

on purpose?


He was texting his junk and didn't look up in time.



That was for Billie Jean, BTW.


i1.ytimg.com

Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.
 
2013-10-04 12:04:59 AM

Amos Quito: Vectron: IronTom: Amos Quito: H



Thanks, Amos (you know why) You've always been a role model and hero.
 
2013-10-04 12:06:36 AM
Well, not exactly, but after that knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing rant of yours in the closed thread, what should we expect?
HURR ad hominem cuz I gots nuthin


*sound of flushing toilet*

Don't insult Cpl. D, he's a way better guy than you.
 
2013-10-04 12:09:15 AM
Someone else ran into a barricade?!!
 
2013-10-04 12:10:34 AM
Maybe they were distracted while they looked down to smile at their baby?
 
2013-10-04 12:15:49 AM

dumbobruni: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

that's how one of the cops became injured.

the other was assaulted with a deadly weapon, i.e. her car



Here's a link to that video.

Analyze it for us, won't you?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-10-04 12:20:56 AM
We still don't know enough to make any decisions.

We do know this woman did indeed slam into a White House barrier, fled police, hit a Secret Service officer, and then led police on a high speed chase to the Capitol, where she also tried and failed to ram barriers. If you think that is panicking and losing control of your car I don't agree with you.

The Capitol Police officer that was injured from driving into a barrier was injured because he was heading to the scene when the barriers were put up remotely.

A car is a lethal weapon. This woman ran into at least one cop. I am sure all involved officers will be cleared of any wrongdoing.

In summary, a crazy, stupid person did something crazy and stupid, and they are dead now. I do feel bad for the baby that will grow up without a biological mother, but by the time she's adopted out, no one has to tell her anything about what happened, and she'll never know. I also feel bad for the cops, a very good friend of mine was a Capitol Police officer for a lot of years, and a lot of them were there without being paid.
 
2013-10-04 12:23:24 AM

FNG: We still don't know enough to make any decisions.

We do know this woman did indeed slam into a White House barrier, fled police, hit a Secret Service officer, and then led police on a high speed chase to the Capitol, where she also tried and failed to ram barriers. If you think that is panicking and losing control of your car I don't agree with you.

The Capitol Police officer that was injured from driving into a barrier was injured because he was heading to the scene when the barriers were put up remotely.

A car is a lethal weapon. This woman ran into at least one cop. I am sure all involved officers will be cleared of any wrongdoing.

In summary, a crazy, stupid person did something crazy and stupid, and they are dead now. I do feel bad for the baby that will grow up without a biological mother, but by the time she's adopted out, no one has to tell her anything about what happened, and she'll never know. I also feel bad for the cops, a very good friend of mine was a Capitol Police officer for a lot of years, and a lot of them were there without being paid.


Given the derp in this thread, you're a bold person to admit that. Expect a harsh and swift reprisal from the cop-haters.
 
2013-10-04 12:25:07 AM

Kittypie070: Well, not exactly, but after that knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing rant of yours in the closed thread, what should we expect?
HURR ad hominem cuz I gots nuthin

*sound of flushing toilet*

Don't insult Cpl. D, he's a way better guy than you.



Wait... Are you saying that you've been Total Farked by BOTH OF US?


/YOWL!
//Jealous rage
//I'm cutting off Kitten Support
 
2013-10-04 12:25:16 AM

Amos Quito: Cpl.D: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

It came up as he was driving.   By the time it cleared the road surface it was already below the front of his hood.  What it looks like, anyway.


[i1121.photobucket.com image 632x391]

Well, not exactly, but after that knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing rant of yours in the closed thread, what should we expect?


Cpl.D:  What, you expect them to be psychic now?


What if instead of a barrier, it had been a mother pushing her baby in a stroller?


Extra points?


Dude, are you seriously suggesting the white things on the left are the barriers?  Aren't those benches?  If the barriers were all the way up, that car would have stopped dead.  And that didn't happen.

You know what?  Forget it.  I'm not gonna be the one to try to fix you.  Carry on threadshiatting.  I'll just converse with people worth the time.

By the way, heya, Kittypie!  Long time.  No see.

i301.photobucket.com

 
2013-10-04 12:25:34 AM

Amos Quito: Well, not exactly


Now that I look at it, he's right. The barriers don't all extend at the same time. Watch it again - you can see that one barrier finish extending after he's gone past. Look at the shape of the barrier - it it had been fully deployed, it would have forced his car's front end down and possibly to the side, not up and over like it did.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-10-04 12:34:58 AM
lizardking I expect derp. This is Fark.
 
2013-10-04 12:35:37 AM

BigNumber12: Amos Quito: Well, not exactly

Now that I look at it, he's right. The barriers don't all extend at the same time. Watch it again - you can see that one barrier finish extending after he's gone past. Look at the shape of the barrier - it it had been fully deployed, it would have forced his car's front end down and possibly to the side, not up and over like it did.


That, and the barriers are high enough when fully extended to stop a car that low cold.  Even if it was halfway up, he'd probably gone ass-over-teakettle and ripped out the whole undercarriage.  I think it came up under him.
 
2013-10-04 12:35:40 AM

Amos Quito: dumbobruni: Amos Quito: How the cop became injured:

[img.fark.net image 348x205]

The idiot hit a police erected barrier at high speed.

/GIF stolen from libranoelrose

Full video here

that's how one of the cops became injured.

the other was assaulted with a deadly weapon, i.e. her car


Here's a link to that video.

Analyze it for us, won't you?


I'm guessing the news reporters must have seen that video without the sound on since they mention the remarkable restraint showed by the police in not firing on the suspect at that point.

Uh no. If you listen to that video clip with the sound you can clearly hear them firing off rounds after she pulls away.
 
2013-10-04 12:37:01 AM

Cpl.D: Dude, are you seriously suggesting the white things on the left are the barriers? Aren't those benches? If the barriers were all the way up, that car would have stopped dead. And that didn't happen


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-04 12:40:49 AM
False flag, mind control, scare tactics to keep government open, unarmed woman sacrificed / executed!!!

Whoa, sorry about that folks, I just got back from Infowars.com, and ma tin-hat keeps sliding off ma head.
 
2013-10-04 12:41:54 AM
This has become another episode of CSI Fark.
 
2013-10-04 12:44:03 AM
I have no idea what this is all about

I understand why it happened though
 
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