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2013-10-03 10:20:40 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: ole prophet: Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.

I started a thing on the internet.

You sure did!  And it will persist.  At least as long as this story persists.

dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.

because sending someone tumbling off the hood your car is the same as a bump.

and that this happened on the grounds of the white house doesn't factor into anything.

I'm sure most people agree with you:  The White House is Sacred and a guy tumbling off your hood (needing only minor first aid) is worth a killing.

Because that's what Liberty is all about, right?  And due process was accomplished - I am absolutely sure many people agree with you.

she had plenty of opportunity to stop her car before the shooting started. instead, she assaulted a secret service agent with a deadly weapon - her car.

Yep, because having a law and order Police State is the most important value of all.  I told you, I'm sure most people agree with you.  Law and Order.

GOT IT.


If you don't understand that attempting to kill a cop might make them a little eager to kill you, then there is no talking to you. Just crawl in a bunker and masturbate to your own individualism until you die of dehydration.
 
2013-10-03 10:20:43 PM
In before Alex Jones and the false flag bullhockey?
 
2013-10-03 10:21:02 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?


It means she should be arrested and charged with that crime.

The police taking potshots at the car and later shooting the woman dead (a) didn't stop the car, (b) prevented an arrest or conviction of the suspect, (c) endangered additional people including the child in the car.

If you're asking "doesn't getting revenge for an agent's injury trump all that," I'd say no.


What?  WHAT?  You're actually posting that in public?

A government that shoots people dead is so much more...effective, though.

never mind that one of the reasons we say we pay those LE people so much is that they should be willing to take a bump...or worse...once in awhile...

/from a family that used to do LE but has bowed out
//my great uncle invented the handcuffs...but left LE because of...reasons...
///even conservative old people agree with you
 
2013-10-03 10:21:10 PM

LandOfChocolate: Oysterman: FTFA:  When they boxed her in, sources said, the driver got out and five or six shots were fired.

By whom is a big part they left out.

From this article:

The woman driving the car was unarmed, law enforcement sources said. All the shots in the incident, which began about 2:14 p.m., were fired by police trying to stop her. Police fired at the car in at least two locations, as the car drove across Washington, and around the Capitol area.


What better way to stop a confused and frightened woman than to shoot her?
 
2013-10-03 10:21:16 PM

Tatterdemalian: But the real question that needs to be answered is: why does reality keep doing things that makes the left look bad?


What about this story makes the left look bad?
 
2013-10-03 10:22:21 PM

phrawgh: Disgruntled Goat: Ah, it's been a while since we had a "fellate the submitter" thread.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 668x1000]


What the hell is wrong with justin bieber these days?
 
2013-10-03 10:22:29 PM

LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: ole prophet: Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.

I started a thing on the internet.

You sure did!  And it will persist.  At least as long as this story persists.

dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.

because sending someone tumbling off the hood your car is the same as a bump.

and that this happened on the grounds of the white house doesn't factor into anything.

I'm sure most people agree with you:  The White House is Sacred and a guy tumbling off your hood (needing only minor first aid) is worth a killing.

Because that's what Liberty is all about, right?  And due process was accomplished - I am absolutely sure many people agree with you.

she had plenty of opportunity to stop her car before the shooting started. instead, she assaulted a secret service agent with a deadly weapon - her car.

Yep, because having a law and order Police State is the most important value of all.  I told you, I'm sure most people agree with you.  Law and Order.

GOT IT.

If you don't understand that attempting to kill a cop might make them a little eager to kill you, then there is no talking to you. Just crawl in a bunker and masturbate to your own ...


What makes you think I don't understand.  I GET IT.

I don't masturbate in bunkers (don't find much need to masturbate, I prefer the two party kind of deal).  I understand what it's like to have people eager to kill me, I don't necessarily think killing is therefore justified.

since when does being eager to kill someone make it OKAY???
 
2013-10-03 10:22:35 PM

jaytkay: Tatterdemalian: But the real question that needs to be answered is: why does reality keep doing things that makes the left look bad?

What about this story makes the left look bad?


The left thinks women should be able to leave the house...look what happens when they do!
 
2013-10-03 10:24:36 PM

Bartman66: jaytkay: Bartman66: Amazing the jump to MASS SHOOTING and How do you feel about background checks now?

You're the first one to mention it.

Umm... you obviously didn't read the original thread.


Actually, I did.

But I don't carry seething resentment from one thread to another. Enjoy.
 
2013-10-03 10:25:04 PM

itsaidwhat: cretinbob: Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government

More crazy eyes?

Is this turning into a crazy-eyes thread?


I made the decision to refrain from guessing at or commenting on why this weirdness of today happened until most of the important details are discovered and released. It seems futile to get all riled up and start arguing about it at this point.

So I'm glad I can still participate in one of these threads, because I have a question about crazy eyes. What makes crazy people have crazy eyes? I realize not all of them do, but a lot of them do. Does anyone know why?
 
2013-10-03 10:25:39 PM
Just more proof that Obama doesn't care about black people.
 
2013-10-03 10:25:59 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: I don't masturbate in bunkers (don't find much need to masturbate, I prefer the two party kind of deal). I understand what it's like to have people eager to kill me, I don't necessarily think killing is therefore justified.


Really, that's so shocking, I would have never have guessed.
 
2013-10-03 10:27:59 PM

AndreMA: My total guess? Mother on WIC (which I gather is shut(ting) down), bringing child to exhibit to Senator. Accidental wrong turn into secure area, minor traffic accident, panic and escalation.


All good points except your one glaring omission:  Said "WIC" mother is driving a $45,000 Infiniti.  Good try, though.
 
2013-10-03 10:28:28 PM
Cops these days are off the chain. Yeah she done farked up big time. She should have complied with the police instead of driving off. Maybe she panicked. So the cops start firing shots as the car speeds off. That seems reckless given all the civilians about. After a short chase they get the vehicle stopped. There's no indication she's armed. She could be but she hasn't fired any shots. She gets out the car and some trigger happy sonofabiatch later she's dead.

Bad call on her part. Bad call on the police's part. It shouldn't have ended this way. I should be reading about how they have a suspect in custody. It's terrible that I've come to expect this sort of mishap when police are involved. I have no trust or faith in their ability to do their jobs.
 
2013-10-03 10:28:35 PM

Amos Quito:

God help Barry if Michele gets wind of this rumor...

[scrapetv.com image 600x399]


Oh farking stop it already. You're boring the shiat outta me.

Do something a microscopic bit more creative.
 
2013-10-03 10:28:45 PM

LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: I don't masturbate in bunkers (don't find much need to masturbate, I prefer the two party kind of deal). I understand what it's like to have people eager to kill me, I don't necessarily think killing is therefore justified.

Really, that's so shocking, I would have never have guessed.


I'm sure your own life is totally pacificistic.

I was referring to the fact that I worked in law enforcement for a number of years.  They were very scary (my own role in helping nab a cop-rapist comes to mind; but doesn't provide much sexual fodder for you, sorry; the guy was way more creepy than sexy - although he would, of course, have disagreed).

What better way to stop a confused and frightened woman than to shoot her?

Exactly.  It works every time.  Well, they could have shot her baby or taken it hostage, but who knows, that might not have stopped her, so of course this was by far the best course of action.
 
2013-10-03 10:29:00 PM

milkyshirt: itsaidwhat: cretinbob: Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government

More crazy eyes?

Is this turning into a crazy-eyes thread?

I made the decision to refrain from guessing at or commenting on why this weirdness of today happened until most of the important details are discovered and released. It seems futile to get all riled up and start arguing about it at this point.

So I'm glad I can still participate in one of these threads, because I have a question about crazy eyes. What makes crazy people have crazy eyes? I realize not all of them do, but a lot of them do. Does anyone know why?


When you can see the whites above and below their iris
 
2013-10-03 10:29:40 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Ah, it's been a while since we had a "fellate the submitter" thread.



That's because most Farkers are too busy fellating the guy who wasn't in the White House today.


/Take a number
 
2013-10-03 10:29:44 PM
Police state 1, Mother 0.  Child -, Capitol Building, Priceless.
 
2013-10-03 10:30:02 PM

VeggieDelight: Just more proof that Obama doesn't care about black people.


If Obama had a daughter...
 
2013-10-03 10:32:11 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: I'm sure your own life is totally pacificistic.


1.) No, and 2.) How does that even begin to make sense?

I was referring to the fact that I worked in law enforcement for a number of years. They were very scary (my own role in helping nab a cop-rapist comes to mind; but doesn't provide much sexual fodder for you, sorry; the guy was way more creepy than sexy - although he would, of course, have disagreed).

Yeah, I'm sure you were.
 
2013-10-03 10:34:01 PM

AngryDragon: VeggieDelight: Just more proof that Obama doesn't care about black people.

If Obama had a daughter...


They'd be named Natasha and Malia. And whatever name the baby in the car has, or so I heard.
 
2013-10-03 10:34:05 PM

LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: I'm sure your own life is totally pacificistic.

1.) No, and 2.) How does that even begin to make sense?

I was referring to the fact that I worked in law enforcement for a number of years. They were very scary (my own role in helping nab a cop-rapist comes to mind; but doesn't provide much sexual fodder for you, sorry; the guy was way more creepy than sexy - although he would, of course, have disagreed).

Yeah, I'm sure you were.


I was trying to put it in words you'd understand, but I see I've aroused your interest instead.

Pacificisiistic.  There, does that work?
 
2013-10-03 10:34:58 PM

Amos Quito: That's because most Farkers are too busy fellating the guy who wasn't in the White House today.


Nope, insufficiently creative. Try again.
 
2013-10-03 10:34:59 PM

jaytkay: Tatterdemalian: But the real question that needs to be answered is: why does reality keep doing things that makes the left look bad?

What about this story makes the left look bad?


It is well known that the pretorian guard near the white house is entirely composed of lefty officers, and it reports directly to His Magnificence Fartbongo. Also, His Magnificence was feeling very pissy today because of the whole slimdown thing, so he personally ordered for her life to be forfeit for intruding into His personal space.  Study it out.
 
2013-10-03 10:35:58 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: I'm sure your own life is totally pacificistic.

1.) No, and 2.) How does that even begin to make sense?

I was referring to the fact that I worked in law enforcement for a number of years. They were very scary (my own role in helping nab a cop-rapist comes to mind; but doesn't provide much sexual fodder for you, sorry; the guy was way more creepy than sexy - although he would, of course, have disagreed).

Yeah, I'm sure you were.

I was trying to put it in words you'd understand, but I see I've aroused your interest instead.

Pacificisiistic.  There, does that work?


You know you're just raging and spitting out nonsense now, right?
 
2013-10-03 10:36:26 PM

Fade2black: AndreMA: My total guess? Mother on WIC (which I gather is shut(ting) down), bringing child to exhibit to Senator. Accidental wrong turn into secure area, minor traffic accident, panic and escalation.

All good points except your one glaring omission:  Said "WIC" mother is driving a $45,000 Infiniti.  Good try, though.


Why do people keep saying she was a WIC mother when it seems clear she was fully employed (and possibly part-owner of a business?)

Where I live, fully employed dental hygienists make good money - good enough to drive a new imported car in that class.  Is this not true on The East Coast?
 
2013-10-03 10:37:14 PM

LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: I'm sure your own life is totally pacificistic.

1.) No, and 2.) How does that even begin to make sense?

I was referring to the fact that I worked in law enforcement for a number of years. They were very scary (my own role in helping nab a cop-rapist comes to mind; but doesn't provide much sexual fodder for you, sorry; the guy was way more creepy than sexy - although he would, of course, have disagreed).

Yeah, I'm sure you were.

I was trying to put it in words you'd understand, but I see I've aroused your interest instead.

Pacificisiistic.  There, does that work?

You know you're just raging and spitting out nonsense now, right?


So sorry you see it that way.  Why don't you just ignore me then?  FInd someone else to fixate on.  You've provoked me back into grammatical statements and regular spelling, isn't that enough?

cannot have any fun on Fark these days...
 
2013-10-03 10:37:45 PM
The big problem is the Nexus Six model.  They'll put your eyes out.
 
2013-10-03 10:37:56 PM
"Drive East on Pennsylvania Avenue" on a GPS, unaware that the section in front of the White House is closed off.

Add panic. Ramp it to Eleven.

That'll be the story.
 
2013-10-03 10:38:18 PM

Amos Quito: Disgruntled Goat: Ah, it's been a while since we had a "fellate the submitter" thread.


That's because most Farkers are too busy fellating the guy who wasn't in the White House today.


/Take a number


iseeahappyface.com
 
2013-10-03 10:38:20 PM

milkyshirt: itsaidwhat: cretinbob: Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government

More crazy eyes?

Is this turning into a crazy-eyes thread?

I made the decision to refrain from guessing at or commenting on why this weirdness of today happened until most of the important details are discovered and released. It seems futile to get all riled up and start arguing about it at this point.

So I'm glad I can still participate in one of these threads, because I have a question about crazy eyes. What makes crazy people have crazy eyes? I realize not all of them do, but a lot of them do. Does anyone know why?


I'd say that if you don't function in a normal way mentally/emotionally, then unless you are a skilled actor/deceiver you are liable to have trouble effectively modulating your facial expressions to communicate normal mental/emotional function, especially when you're under stress. Because people are sensitive to very small details when it comes to faces.

This is well documented in the literature; for instance see  Theories I Made Up Just Now, Monkeyfark Ridiculous, 2013.
 
2013-10-03 10:38:39 PM
Wow, these threads have been just like the Zimmerman / Trayvon threads...

Except that for the J4TM crowd, the unarmed dead black chick is the villain.

And the armed White House Neighborhood Watch dudes who profiled her, stalked her, hunted her and killed her in cold blood in front of her child are the "heroes".

Wow.
 
2013-10-03 10:38:47 PM

libranoelrose: milkyshirt: itsaidwhat: cretinbob: Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government

More crazy eyes?

Is this turning into a crazy-eyes thread?

I made the decision to refrain from guessing at or commenting on why this weirdness of today happened until most of the important details are discovered and released. It seems futile to get all riled up and start arguing about it at this point.

So I'm glad I can still participate in one of these threads, because I have a question about crazy eyes. What makes crazy people have crazy eyes? I realize not all of them do, but a lot of them do. Does anyone know why?

When you can see the whites above and below their iris


Well yes, that is an accurate description of the appearance of crazy eyes, but I'm questioning why they're like that. I'm sure there are multiple studies on this you guys can cite.
 
2013-10-03 10:39:26 PM

VeggieDelight: AngryDragon: VeggieDelight: Just more proof that Obama doesn't care about black people.

If Obama had a daughter...

They'd be named Natasha and Malia.


And they're busy hunting moose and squirrel.
 
2013-10-03 10:40:22 PM

Therac25:

It is well known that the pretorian guard near the white house is entirely composed of lefty officers, and it reports directly to His Magnificence Fartbongo. Also, His Magnificence was feeling very pissy today because of the whole slimdown thing, so he personally ordered for her life to be forfeit for intruding into His personal space.  Study it out.


Look at this shiat!! THIS shiat is creative.

;3
 
2013-10-03 10:40:35 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: cannot have any fun on Fark these days...


Nope.

I was wondering if it has been sold and the new owners are morons or something.
 
2013-10-03 10:42:07 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: LoneWolf343: Atypical Person Reading Fark: I'm sure your own life is totally pacificistic.

1.) No, and 2.) How does that even begin to make sense?

I was referring to the fact that I worked in law enforcement for a number of years. They were very scary (my own role in helping nab a cop-rapist comes to mind; but doesn't provide much sexual fodder for you, sorry; the guy was way more creepy than sexy - although he would, of course, have disagreed).

Yeah, I'm sure you were.

I was trying to put it in words you'd understand, but I see I've aroused your interest instead.

Pacificisiistic.  There, does that work?

You know you're just raging and spitting out nonsense now, right?

So sorry you see it that way.  Why don't you just ignore me then?  FInd someone else to fixate on.  You've provoked me back into grammatical statements and regular spelling, isn't that enough?

cannot have any fun on Fark these days...


I really can't be shamed by someone who has to be "provoked into grammatical statements and regular spelling."
 
2013-10-03 10:42:18 PM

Amos Quito: Wow, these threads have been just like the Zimmerman / Trayvon threads...

Except that for the J4TM crowd, the unarmed dead black chick is the villain.

And the armed White House Neighborhood Watch dudes who profiled her, stalked her, hunted her and killed her in cold blood in front of her child are the "heroes".

Wow.



Wow, look at how disingenuous you are. Wow.
 
2013-10-03 10:42:22 PM

Amos Quito: Wow, these threads have been just like the Zimmerman / Trayvon threads...

Except that for the J4TM crowd, the unarmed dead black chick is the villain.

And the armed White House Neighborhood Watch dudes who profiled her, stalked her, hunted her and killed her in cold blood in front of her child are the "heroes".

Wow.


One of the "neighborhood watch dudes" in question.
usrbin.info
 
2013-10-03 10:44:12 PM

Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".


I didn't even know there was a "Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad."

Wow.
 
2013-10-03 10:45:21 PM

AndreMA: My total guess? Mother on WIC (which I gather is shut(ting) down), bringing child to exhibit to Senator. Accidental wrong turn into secure area, minor traffic accident, panic and escalation.


I'll go along with the panic and escalation part.  Everything suggests exactly that.  Given the little information I have so far, I'm also going with the police were too quick to shoot.  She they finally stopped her, she wasn't a threat to the president.  I may change my opinion as more information becomes available.

/the police lost the benefit of the doubt years ago
 
2013-10-03 10:45:22 PM
armed White House Neighborhood Watch dudes who profiled her

Gosh. I wonder what Amos would think it it had been President Romney in the White House.

Hmm......
 
2013-10-03 10:46:26 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: milkyshirt: itsaidwhat: cretinbob: Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government

More crazy eyes?

Is this turning into a crazy-eyes thread?

I made the decision to refrain from guessing at or commenting on why this weirdness of today happened until most of the important details are discovered and released. It seems futile to get all riled up and start arguing about it at this point.

So I'm glad I can still participate in one of these threads, because I have a question about crazy eyes. What makes crazy people have crazy eyes? I realize not all of them do, but a lot of them do. Does anyone know why?

I'd say that if you don't function in a normal way mentally/emotionally, then unless you are a skilled actor/deceiver you are liable to have trouble effectively modulating your facial expressions to communicate normal mental/emotional function, especially when you're under stress. Because people are sensitive to very small details when it comes to faces.

This is well documented in the literature; for instance see  Theories I Made Up Just Now, Monkeyfark Ridiculous, 2013.


Should have read this before I made my last post. Very insightful, even if you pulled it out of your butt. Assuming this is true, I'd guess it's also the reason some crazy people have facial tics.
 
2013-10-03 10:46:40 PM
The violence follows the mass shooting last month at the Washington Navy Yard, where a gunman killed 12 people. The gunman also died.

Wtf does that have to do with anything that happened in the article?
 
2013-10-03 10:47:22 PM

MechaPyx: Cops these days are off the chain. Yeah she done farked up big time. She should have complied with the police instead of driving off. Maybe she panicked. So the cops start firing shots as the car speeds off. That seems reckless given all the civilians about. After a short chase they get the vehicle stopped. There's no indication she's armed. She could be but she hasn't fired any shots. She gets out the car and some trigger happy sonofabiatch later she's dead.



Look... a lotta guys go their whole careers without getting a single opportunity to kill someone.

When the chance presents itself, you don't hesitate, you don't ask questions, you don't start wool-gathering about "credible threats." You draw your weapon and fire, or you watch that opportunity vanish in a cloud of smoke like a million dollar lottery ticket carelessly tossed into a campfire.

You can live your dreams, or you can watch them pass you by.
 
2013-10-03 10:48:04 PM
Before they take it down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao3617loZ0k&feature=youtu.be

One of the more interesting aspects of this story, as it broke, is the sheer number of video cameras doing "citizen reportage."  Some of the alleged news feed was from entities that seem to have sprung up...today (I'll admit, if I got good footage of something like this, I too would be a news agency by the end of the day).

There were other videos of the barricade incident, showing the other side of the car (more mangled than the side we see in this one), but they are gone from youtube (and liveleak) now.  It's a crime under investigation, you know, so we can't be watching these videos.
 
2013-10-03 10:49:00 PM

Kittypie070: Therac25:

It is well known that the pretorian guard near the white house is entirely composed of lefty officers, and it reports directly to His Magnificence Fartbongo. Also, His Magnificence was feeling very pissy today because of the whole slimdown thing, so he personally ordered for her life to be forfeit for intruding into His personal space.  Study it out.

Look at this shiat!! THIS shiat is creative.

;3



It's, uh, derivative.
 
2013-10-03 10:50:25 PM

ElLoco: The violence follows the mass shooting last month at the Washington Navy Yard, where a gunman killed 12 people. The gunman also died.

Wtf does that have to do with anything that happened in the article?


Well, the police keep saying that's why they are on edge.  Feeling all shooty, you know...
 
2013-10-03 10:51:12 PM
Anybody seen Palin or Bachmann recently?
 
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