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2013-10-03 09:44:21 PM
Nights like this it's too bad Ted Koppel isn't still doing Nightline. He'd figure out who's balls needed to go in the vice, book 'em on the show and slowly turn the handle.
 
2013-10-03 09:44:54 PM

cretinbob: Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government


More crazy eyes?

Is this turning into a crazy-eyes thread?
 
2013-10-03 09:45:12 PM

Bartman66: Amazing the jump to MASS SHOOTING and How do you feel about background checks now?


You're the first one to mention it.
 
2013-10-03 09:45:25 PM
Idiot news and officials are trying to spin that as "she was a threat because she tried to ram through a barrier to get to the White House."

Wrong. At the checkpoint agents were yelling and they tried to pull a gate so she couldn't leave so  she rammed the barrier to get away from the White House.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/police-lock-down-capitol-afte r- shots-fired/2013/10/03/48459e0e-2c5a-11e3-8ade-a1f23cda135e_story.html

At the beginning of it all, Oregon residents B.J. and Susan Campbell saw a black sedan driven by a woman heading west on Pennsylvania, into a security checkpoint at 15th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW. The driver went about 20 yards, B.J. Campbell said, before rapidly turning the car around at the concrete security barriers.

"The Secret Service guy was just having a cow," B.J. Campbell said. "Yelling at her and banging on the car." The Secret Service officers pulled a black metal gate into her path and she slowed to try to go around it. Then the agent moved the gate in front of her again.
 
2013-10-03 09:46:32 PM

AndreMA: My total guess? Mother on WIC (which I gather is shut(ting) down), bringing child to exhibit to Senator. Accidental wrong turn into secure area, minor traffic accident, panic and escalation.


If only we could ask someone why she was there.....

Roger Murtaugh: See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him.

Martin Riggs: Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived.
 
2013-10-03 09:47:36 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: itsaidwhat:
Saw the video of her circling something. Then three cops circling the same thing behind her. Honestly, my first thought was Keystone Cops. Sorry, but why they need to chase each other when the video clearly shows every law enforcement agency in DC responding from every direction is a mystery.

Kapitol Kops vs. Barricade #1

/he's an it



hmm, fark threw away my image

http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans9/H271_Keyst on eKops.jpg
 
2013-10-03 09:48:46 PM

Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.


You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".
 
2013-10-03 09:49:20 PM
Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?
 
2013-10-03 09:50:11 PM

Kittypie070: Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.

I find it astonishinly boring and it hasn't even been an entire day yet.


Well, yes, in light of the barricade video, it has lost its tropiness.
 
2013-10-03 09:50:17 PM

Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?


The relative age matches the age of the reported suspect's daughter.
 
2013-10-03 09:51:01 PM

Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?


Duh, it's Obama's. Haven't you been paying attention?
 
2013-10-03 09:51:55 PM

Phinn: Gyrfalcon: So she was just an ORDINARY crazy drunk with a baby in the car trying to smash her way through the White House gate and running from cops ordering her to stop? That means we can still feel sorry for her and excoriate the cops for their overreach, and not praise them for taking down a crazed gunman/terrorist trying to kill the President?

Yes, anyone who desecrates the sacred sod in the vicinity of His Wonderfulness and then flees at a high rate of speed, then stopped miles away when surrounded by police, may not TECHNICALLY pose a threat to His Magificence's person, but she has offended His dignity, and for that her life is forfeit.



"Forfeit". I like that. Has a nice, gentle, benign ring to it.

It's way better than "shot to shiat by 50 maniac cops and left to bleed-out in the street, twisting and writhing in agony in full view of her horrified toddler"

Yeah, I think I'll go with "forfeit".
 
2013-10-03 09:52:19 PM

Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?


They're dusting the baby for vagina prints now.
 
2013-10-03 09:52:48 PM

Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?


Well, her co-workers say she had a daughter exactly that age.  Are you wanting DNA evidence?  Not enough time yet.  No one else seems to have reported a missing kid today in Conn. or the surrounding area, but of course, she could have dumped her real child somewhere else and kidnapped a kid from some person who hasn't noticed yet.
 
2013-10-03 09:53:14 PM
From the Zimmerman threads, I learned from all of the opinionated know-it-alls that whenever someone shoots and kills an unarmed person and then claims it was in self-defense, the "law" requires there to be arrest and a trial, so that we can then find out what happened.

I also learned that you don't need to have evidence of guilt before the arrest-and-trial phase begins. It's OK for the trial to be a fact-finding exercise.

Also, the shooter is presumed to be a murderer until he can prove otherwise. He shot someone, right?

Also, it's perfectly acceptable to make your shooter walk his investigators through the scene and have him give multiple recorded statements without an attorney.

And any exculpatory statements he makes are to be given zero credence whatsoever, even if they are later corroborated independently.

So, when will the "hero" cop that shot and killed an unarmed woman as she was exiting her car be arrested and stand trial?
 
2013-10-03 09:54:25 PM

Triumph: AndreMA: My total guess? Mother on WIC

In an Infiniti?


My brother is a landlord and rents to Section 8 tenants that drive a BWM. So maybe.
 
2013-10-03 09:55:22 PM

Amos Quito: monkeyslobber: Beer cap: This is a very strange one. She was an attractive woman with a small child and a good career. I really wouldn't be surprised to hear this had something to do with Obamacare or the shutdown.

I'm going with she was just trying to introduce Obama to his love child.  Obama baby momma drama...


Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: You're a racist!


Racist?!

Fark!  I'm a white guy and I would have been proud to have that on my arm.
 
2013-10-03 09:55:50 PM

Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.


so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?
 
2013-10-03 09:55:56 PM

Kittypie070: Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.

I find it astonishinly boring and it hasn't even been an entire day yet.



God help Barry if Michele gets wind of this rumor...

scrapetv.com
 
2013-10-03 09:55:58 PM

Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.


Probably saw a bag of Skittles in the car.
 
2013-10-03 09:56:02 PM
It looked like she made a wrong turn, Keystone Kops went kookoo thinking she might be a WWII vet, she got scared and tried to get away.
 
2013-10-03 09:56:25 PM
The "hero" cop will never be arrested in this or any other similar case.

Just don't be evading the police, mmkay?  In fact, just do whatever they say at all times.  No matter what kind of uniform they wear, if you want to be unscathed.

Women generally know this, but this one got uppity.
 
2013-10-03 09:58:12 PM

Kittypie070: Amos Quito: Uh oh! Be prepared to be attacked by the Fark Secret Service Obama Defense Squad.

Here, let me start: I'M A IDIOT. WAAAAHHHH.

You forgot "leftist hivemind" and "OH GOD I AM BEING SAVAGED BY WOLVES IN HERE".



Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Mod in vain, Kittypie070.
 
2013-10-03 09:58:30 PM

Purdue_Pete: cretinbob: Purdue_Pete: This could have been so much more interesting if it was Cynthia McKinney.   The trifecta was in play....

1. Bat Shiat Crazy
2. Obama Love Child
3. 9/11 Truther trying to take out the Government


[paulboylan.files.wordpress.com image 275x279]

Or that.. it's just that when they said "black Woman with a history of mental illness" I thought if Cynthia first.


I was just reading your list and that's what I thought of
 
2013-10-03 09:59:05 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Hoblit: Has anybody confirmed that the baby in the car was hers?

They're dusting the baby for vagina prints now.


Haaaaaa
 
2013-10-03 10:03:35 PM
Bath salts
 
2013-10-03 10:03:55 PM

dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?


See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.
 
2013-10-03 10:05:55 PM

Phinn: From the Zimmerman threads, I learned from all of the opinionated know-it-alls that whenever someone shoots and kills an unarmed person and then claims it was in self-defense, the "law" requires there to be arrest and a trial, so that we can then find out what happened.

I also learned that you don't need to have evidence of guilt before the arrest-and-trial phase begins. It's OK for the trial to be a fact-finding exercise.

Also, the shooter is presumed to be a murderer until he can prove otherwise. He shot someone, right?

Also, it's perfectly acceptable to make your shooter walk his investigators through the scene and have him give multiple recorded statements without an attorney.

And any exculpatory statements he makes are to be given zero credence whatsoever, even if they are later corroborated independently.

So, when will the "hero" cop that shot and killed an unarmed woman as she was exiting her car be arrested and stand trial?



I agree with all of the above - except I'm betting that she caught slugs from the guns of MANY "hero" cops-  and that more than half of the shots fired missed their mark.
 
2013-10-03 10:07:04 PM
Are they going to fire that idiot cop who wrecked his cruiser or give him a medal?

He is in some way responsible for getting her shot. When the other cops heard "officer down" they probably said "this biatch is going down".
 
2013-10-03 10:07:07 PM
Smashing through barricades? Ramming Into police cruisers?

When keeping it real goes wrong...
 
2013-10-03 10:07:42 PM
Several "hero" cops anyway.  Half of whom missed, I agree.

I guess they believe in redundant systems when the target needs to be taken out in the way this woman did, since she was such a huge threat to humanity.
 
2013-10-03 10:08:08 PM

Oysterman: FTFA:  When they boxed her in, sources said, the driver got out and five or six shots were fired.

By whom is a big part they left out.


well seeing as she was unarmed...
 
2013-10-03 10:08:37 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.


because sending someone tumbling off the hood your car is the same as a bump.

and that this happened on the grounds of the white house doesn't factor into anything.
 
2013-10-03 10:08:42 PM
looking for baby daddy
 
2013-10-03 10:09:03 PM
Why the fark didn't they shoot her tires when they had her car surrounded, with it it not moving, and they all had guns out?

I know it's easy to imagine alternatives if you weren't there, but shooting a bewildered, unarmed woman with a baby in the car seems like a really bad choice.
 
2013-10-03 10:09:56 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.


... after you've put the car in park, and are getting out ... unarmed.

Look, she defied the authority of the Praetorian Guards. That's a self-executing death sentence.
 
2013-10-03 10:10:11 PM

HairBolus: Idiot news and officials are trying to spin that as "she was a threat because she tried to ram through a barrier to get to the White House."

Wrong. At the checkpoint agents were yelling and they tried to pull a gate so she couldn't leave so  she rammed the barrier to get away from the White House.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/police-lock-down-capitol-afte r- shots-fired/2013/10/03/48459e0e-2c5a-11e3-8ade-a1f23cda135e_story.html

At the beginning of it all, Oregon residents B.J. and Susan Campbell saw a black sedan driven by a woman heading west on Pennsylvania, into a security checkpoint at 15th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW. The driver went about 20 yards, B.J. Campbell said, before rapidly turning the car around at the concrete security barriers.

"The Secret Service guy was just having a cow," B.J. Campbell said. "Yelling at her and banging on the car." The Secret Service officers pulled a black metal gate into her path and she slowed to try to go around it. Then the agent moved the gate in front of her again.


And?

She ran from the police...what does it matter if she rammed a concrete barricade or a temporary one. She also hit someone.

Oh, they were yelling at her so, of course she sped away...it's that mean ol' police's fault that she got shot.

Give me a break, dude.
 
2013-10-03 10:11:21 PM
But the real question that needs to be answered is: why does reality keep doing things that makes the left look bad?

/reality has a LIBERAL bias
//LIBERAL DAMN IT LIBERAL
///keep telling yourself that, you're all safe in your echo chambers... for now
 
2013-10-03 10:12:24 PM

dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.

because sending someone tumbling off the hood your car is the same as a bump.

and that this happened on the grounds of the white house doesn't factor into anything.


I'm sure most people agree with you:  The White House is Sacred and a guy tumbling off your hood (needing only minor first aid) is worth a killing.

Because that's what Liberty is all about, right?  And due process was accomplished - I am absolutely sure many people agree with you.
 
2013-10-03 10:14:26 PM

Naesen: Oysterman: FTFA:  When they boxed her in, sources said, the driver got out and five or six shots were fired.

By whom is a big part they left out.

well seeing as she was unarmed...



Oswald.

With a bolt-action rifle.

From the schoolbook depository.

Acting alone.
 
2013-10-03 10:14:39 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.


I started a thing on the internet.
 
2013-10-03 10:14:46 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Ah, it's been a while since we had a "fellate the submitter" thread.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-03 10:15:22 PM

Beer cap: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

Was she shot in an attempt to prevent that from happening? Word is she was shot after exiting her vehicle. No matter what she did prior, she shouldn't have been gunned down after no longer posing a threat.


Ramming someone's else's car is assault with a deadly weapon. Everything that happens after that is on you.
 
2013-10-03 10:15:22 PM

jaytkay: Bartman66: Amazing the jump to MASS SHOOTING and How do you feel about background checks now?

You're the first one to mention it.


Umm... you obviously didn't read the original thread.
 
2013-10-03 10:15:55 PM

LionHound: She did however have a nexus to the afterlife.


movies.trekcore.com

Where is it?
 
2013-10-03 10:16:02 PM

ole prophet: Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.

I started a thing on the internet.


Link
 
2013-10-03 10:16:20 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.

because sending someone tumbling off the hood your car is the same as a bump.

and that this happened on the grounds of the white house doesn't factor into anything.

I'm sure most people agree with you:  The White House is Sacred and a guy tumbling off your hood (needing only minor first aid) is worth a killing.

Because that's what Liberty is all about, right?  And due process was accomplished - I am absolutely sure many people agree with you.


she had plenty of opportunity to stop her car before the shooting started. instead, she assaulted a secret service agent with a deadly weapon - her car.
 
2013-10-03 10:17:00 PM

Tatterdemalian: But the real question that needs to be answered is: why does reality keep doing things that makes the left look bad?

/reality has a LIBERAL bias
//LIBERAL DAMN IT LIBERAL
///keep telling yourself that, you're all safe in your echo chambers... for now


What the hell lol? Notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-10-03 10:17:44 PM

dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?



It means she should be arrested and charged with that crime.

The police taking potshots at the car and later shooting the woman dead (a) didn't stop the car, (b) prevented an arrest or conviction of the suspect, (c) endangered additional people including the child in the car.

If you're asking "doesn't getting revenge for an agent's injury trump all that," I'd say no.
 
2013-10-03 10:18:11 PM

ole prophet: Atypical Person Reading Fark: There's lots more to this story, and it's being reported in various places.  Suggest you read it and post about that instead of your own fantasies about drunkeness.

The Obama baby drama story is funny though.

I started a thing on the internet.


You sure did!  And it will persist.  At least as long as this story persists.

dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Atypical Person Reading Fark: dumbobruni: Beer cap: When the car was pinned against the bollards and surrounded by law enforcement, nobody fires a shot, not even the guy who basically had his arm inside the open window. It's only after she drives away that they opened fire. By then, they were obviously aware she had a child in the car, they just didn't give a shiat.

so the fact that she struck a secret service agent with her car doesn't mean anything then?

See?  Many people think bumping into LE means you should die.  In a hail of gunfire.  With your toddler in the car.

This'll teach her.

because sending someone tumbling off the hood your car is the same as a bump.

and that this happened on the grounds of the white house doesn't factor into anything.

I'm sure most people agree with you:  The White House is Sacred and a guy tumbling off your hood (needing only minor first aid) is worth a killing.

Because that's what Liberty is all about, right?  And due process was accomplished - I am absolutely sure many people agree with you.

she had plenty of opportunity to stop her car before the shooting started. instead, she assaulted a secret service agent with a deadly weapon - her car.


Yep, because having a law and order Police State is the most important value of all.  I told you, I'm sure most people agree with you.  Law and Order.

GOT IT.
 
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