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(Daily Mail)   Woman claims drinking a pint of her own piss every day for the last 20 years has kept her fit and sprightly. If you don't think that's crazy urine sane   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-10-04 01:47:28 AM
I was expecting Audrey Hollander.
 
2013-10-04 01:49:57 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Armand Tanzarian: "Oh, and by the way, your beer tastes like piss."

"That's 'cause we piss in it!"

/obscure?

Inbred?


Desperado.
 
2013-10-04 01:53:41 AM

strangeluck: I'll usually read the daily mail links, because they're amusing. But this time, I just didn't even touch it, I did kinda gag and throw-up a little.


So, basically business as usual for a Daily Mail link, then.
 
2013-10-04 01:58:10 AM

The One True TheDavid: "Now Sylvia, who has been married three times but is currently single, claims she drinks her urine whenever she goes to the loo..."


So... she's available.
 
2013-10-04 02:00:51 AM

KarmicDisaster: Uh, how do you get started doing that anyway. Well, never mind.


You start by mixing it with bitter lemon or ginger ale and gradually decrease the amount of mixer over several weeks until you're drinking raw piss. Bottoms up!
 
2013-10-04 02:01:56 AM
Uh-uh, piss on that.
 
2013-10-04 02:05:54 AM
"She says: 'for nine months before you were born you floated in a combination of your own and your mother's urine.
'You drank it, it fed you, it grew your lungs entirely. All of your skin, your bones are made from tiny crystals which are all formed by urine."


What an idiot.  Take a biology class, and this time pay attention.
 
2013-10-04 02:07:28 AM
It's sterile while inside but as soon as the fluid passes to the outside her hairy twat is going to change that pretty fast!

/I've heard the first urine of the day has compounds from serotonin or something like that ( from being asleep ) which can help people with bipolar
//Any fluid after the first morning piss is 100% waste water
 
2013-10-04 02:13:21 AM

ktybear: It's sterile while inside but as soon as the fluid passes to the outside her hairy twat is going to change that pretty fast!

/I've heard the first urine of the day has compounds from serotonin or something like that ( from being asleep ) which can help people with bipolar
//Any fluid after the first morning piss is 100% waste water


Piss. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
 
2013-10-04 02:14:08 AM
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2013-10-04 02:40:35 AM
I've dated a lot of crazy women in my time, but at least I can say none of them were drink-her-own-urine crazy.
 
2013-10-04 03:05:30 AM
No Captain Rum?/you are all lapdogs to a slip of a girl//on Thursdays he's usually up the Old Seadog
 
2013-10-04 04:54:18 AM

OgreMagi: I've dated a lot of crazy women in my time, but at least I can say none of them were tell-you-that-they-drink-her-own-urine crazy.

 
2013-10-04 05:13:17 AM
But if she is willing to drink her *own* pee, that means I can probably get her to drink MINE! :D

/normally, I have to pay extra for that
//a LOT extra
 
2013-10-04 05:47:53 AM
Of course she may just be a world-class troll.
 
2013-10-04 05:55:12 AM

ktybear: It's sterile while inside but as soon as the fluid passes to the outside her hairy twat is going to change that pretty fast!


Did the article mention she keeps a hairy twat are you just going by the fact she is 63 years old?

/or do you just like typing the words hairy twat? that I can kinda understand.
 
2013-10-04 05:55:16 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: cyberspacedout: What's the big deal? A lot of people here in the US drink Budweiser.

LMAO! Beer humor! I love it

s21.postimg.org

You don't buy beer here...you just rent it.
 
2013-10-04 06:35:18 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: ktybear: It's sterile while inside but as soon as the fluid passes to the outside her hairy twat is going to change that pretty fast!

Did the article mention she keeps a hairy twat are you just going by the fact she is 63 years old?

/or do you just like typing the words hairy twat? that I can kinda understand.

i upped my meds-up yours: ktybear: It's sterile while inside but as soon as the fluid passes to the outside her hairy twat is going to change that pretty fast!

Did the article mention she keeps a hairy twat are you just going by the fact she is 63 years old?

/or do you just like typing the words hairy twat? that I can kinda understand.


'hairy twat' does have a certain  je ne sais quoi don't you think?
 
2013-10-04 06:37:35 AM
mehhh.

read 'Gulp' by Mary Roach... the section on rodent coprophages is extremely interesting
 
2013-10-04 06:54:36 AM

USP .45: Sylvia claims that she drinks her urine every time she goes to the loo
(this is a stock photo and the model shown is not believed to be drinking urine)

So it's a possibility? Nice.


Looks like lite beer so not too far off.
 
2013-10-04 07:45:58 AM
 "it's a bit like water, but sweeter. "

Isn't sweet-tasting urine a symptom of diabetes ?
 
2013-10-04 07:49:34 AM

LionHound: I find it hard to believe but a documentary told me that meth tweakers are known to hunt for "trucker bombs" along highways because they assume that the enough of truckers tossing piss grenades must be meth-heads and therefore the urine may bear meth. I guess it could be true, because meth.

/ewww


I saw the same documentary and also was very sceptical of this claim. As it turns out so were a lot of other folks. After thorough research into the subject it was concluded that there has never been a docented instance of meth heads drinking random urine in hopes of scoring. This is Likely a scare tactic by the movie makers to keep kids away from awful methamphetamine. "Good god, if I try meth ill soon be drinking trucker piss! No thanks, ill look into Jesus instead". Turns out you can't trust the media after all...
 
2013-10-04 08:30:45 AM
Did it have a president she doesn't like submerged in it?

img.photobucket.com

/yay i can post pics again
 
2013-10-04 08:34:27 AM

cyberspacedout: What's the big deal? A lot of people here in the US drink Budweiser.


Miller Genuine Draft 64?
 
2013-10-04 08:56:55 AM
She looks like a homely transvestite
 
2013-10-04 08:57:54 AM
FTFA:  She says: 'for nine months before you were born you floated in a combination of your own and your mother's urine. You drank it, it fed you, it grew your lungs entirely. All of your skin, your bones are made from tiny crystals which are all formed by urine'.

It cannot be stated strongly enough:  this person is a farking moron.
 
2013-10-04 09:11:29 AM

The Envoy: FTFA:  She says: 'for nine months before you were born you floated in a combination of your own and your mother's urine. You drank it, it fed you, it grew your lungs entirely. All of your skin, your bones are made from tiny crystals which are all formed by urine'.

It cannot be stated strongly enough:  this person is a farking moron.


No need to get pissy about it.
 
2013-10-04 10:04:40 AM
My kidneys don't work so I get all the "benefits" of drinking my own piss without actually having to drink my own piss!

/It's not as great as you might think
 
2013-10-04 10:06:03 AM

The One True TheDavid: "Now Sylvia, who has been married three times but is currently single, claims she drinks her urine whenever she goes to the loo..."


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-04 10:47:48 AM
If the benefits of drinking your own piss is so good, why isn't in the Affordable Care Act ?
 
2013-10-04 11:44:23 AM
men are often surprised when I tell them my age.

They thought she was 98
 
2013-10-04 11:54:06 AM
It's what?

sharedlog_ai.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-10-04 11:58:11 AM
That womans face is NOT a good selling point. I've seen less bags in JFK airport.
 
2013-10-04 12:15:42 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Sylvia claims that she drinks her urine every time she goes to the loo (this is a stock photo and the model shown is not believed to be drinking urine)


I definitely laughed too hard at this.

/"Oh, thanks for letting me know that"
 
2013-10-04 12:20:11 PM
Sylvia claims that when in our mothers' wombs we are swimming in urine, and drinking it provides health benefits. She says: 'for nine months before you were born you floated in a combination of your own and your mother's urine.

Amniotic fluid is not urine. Plus the umbilical cord attached to the fetus acts like, among other things, a pipeline to process the waste that would become urine, out of the baby's body via the mother's blood stream.

I don't know who came up with this concept of consuming your own urine for health, but they're wrong. In a desperate survival situation, you can use a solar still to process out fresh water from urine, but even professional survivalists know drinking straight urine to stave off dehydration is not good.

I read an old book, decades ago, about a global wanderer, who wound up living with Eskimos, and he mentioned the women, for special occasions, would wash their hair in tubs of urine to give it a gloss. He commented that the aroma took getting used to. Then again, where he was the majority of fresh water was frozen. There weren't many green plants available for herbal use and the people enjoyed eating raw whale blubber and minced raw seal, mixed in blood. (The book was called the Vagrant Viking and was a biography.)

I rank the urine drinking right up there with eating the placenta after you have a kid: stupid, unnecessary and disgusting. Nature will give you cravings for various nutrients you may need. Ask any woman who has given birth. Ask any husband from his hospital bed about denying his pregnant wife any of her weird cravings.

So far, among the lengthy list of such cravings, urine is not included.

Now, the Chinese -- always ones for finding disgusting ways to make 'medications', would gather human male urine by the hundreds of gallons, boil it down (far out of any village due to the stink) and scrape off the crystals that formed on the inside of their caldrons. These crystals contained a small amount of testosterone, which they then sold as sexual enhancement treatments.

Then again, the Chinese still buy tons of Rhino Horn, dried animal penis, bear gallbladders and bear paws for 'traditional' medicines.

However, even they do not drink their own urine.

Make yourself a fruit smoothie instead or just run fruits and veggies through a juicer. Much healthier and better for you.
 
2013-10-04 12:24:45 PM
This woman's morning breath must be staggeringly pungent.
 
2013-10-04 12:57:11 PM
Joe Hallenbeck: I spilled my warm cup of piss
 
2013-10-04 05:19:39 PM
But don't drink the blood of Slovak servant girls or they'll put you in the dock  wall you up in your castle.
 
2013-10-04 06:59:26 PM

SirTanon: This woman's morning breath must be staggeringly pungent.


Like a trough urinal at the end of a Mets game that's gone into extra innings.
 
2013-10-04 09:43:48 PM

cig-mkr: If the benefits of drinking your own piss is so good, why isn't in the Affordable Care Act ?


See page 837.
 
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