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(Guardian)   "If anybody even tries to whisper the word 'diet,' I'm like, 'You can go fark yourself'"   (theguardian.com) divider line 77
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2013-10-03 04:27:36 PM
She's been nominated for two Oscars. She's won an Oscar. She's starring in the biggest trilogy since the Lord of The Rings.

She'll be ok.
 
2013-10-03 04:43:44 PM
What's her fark handle?
 
2013-10-03 05:11:15 PM
Good girl. Don't let any one talk you into losing those curves. The camera doesn't add 10 lbs anymore, which is why Angelina Jolie looks like 3 balloons tied to a bundle of sticks now.
 
2013-10-03 05:29:58 PM
I like her.
 
2013-10-03 05:32:25 PM
If you're in a conversation with Jennifer Lawrence--no matter how professional the setting or what hierarchy is in place--and your first inclination is to call her fat, you are completely unredeemable.
 
2013-10-03 06:03:15 PM
At the very least she should be off pudding.
 
2013-10-03 06:04:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-03 06:05:47 PM
I love this woman.
 
2013-10-03 06:13:43 PM
"They brought in pictures of me where I was basically naked..."

It's at this point in the article that my mind started to wander.
 
2013-10-03 06:14:51 PM
They brought in pictures of me where I was basically naked, and told me to use them as motivation

Where are these photos, for my motivation....
 
2013-10-03 06:17:33 PM
I like the cut of her jib.
 
2013-10-03 06:17:56 PM

Beer cap: She looks great in the trailers for American Hustle. Somebody post pics, thanks.


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You're welcome.
 
2013-10-03 06:19:36 PM
I wish my son would bring home a girl like her.

He does too.
 
2013-10-03 06:19:58 PM
Talented, smart, gorgeous, doesn't appear to buy into the Hollywood bullshiat.

And there are people who hate her for some strange reason.
 
2013-10-03 06:19:58 PM
Let's be honest

Atomic Spunk: It's at this point in the article that my mind started to wander. I started Googlling furiously for pics.


So, did you find anything?
 
2013-10-03 06:21:38 PM

Carn: What's her fark handle?


img.fark.net

/knew I bookmarked that "animated Jennifer Lawrence .gifs" thread for a reason
 
2013-10-03 06:22:48 PM
Yeah...the smart, funny, gorgeous, rich 23yo must have something wrong with her!
 
2013-10-03 06:31:48 PM
She says that now, but next time Japanese politics come up in conversation over cocktails or whatever, she's going to look a right twat.
 
2013-10-03 06:33:37 PM
Who cares if she has meat on her bones?

Oh right, Hollywood does.

/If studios say she needs to lose weight, if that pisses her off, she'll just say, "I have a Oscar and cash to last me 40 years, bye biatches!"
 
2013-10-03 06:34:23 PM

Snapper Carr: And there are people who hate her for some strange reason.


What's strange is how many people enjoy her, her plastic can't-act face, and rabidly defend her as if she will go down on them as soon as she finds out what they've done for her.
 
2013-10-03 06:37:16 PM

JudgeItoBox: Snapper Carr: And there are people who hate her for some strange reason.

What's strange is how many people enjoy her, her plastic can't-act face, and rabidly defend her as if she will go down on them as soon as she finds out what they've done for her.


Have you seen "Winter's Bone"? She is a fine actress.
 
2013-10-03 06:50:29 PM

JudgeItoBox: Snapper Carr: And there are people who hate her for some strange reason.

What's strange is how many people enjoy her, her plastic can't-act face, and rabidly defend her as if she will go down on them as soon as she finds out what they've done for her.


Always has to be at least one, no matter how hot or decent an actress someone is. Congratulations on being "That Guy".

/Just because someone argues against negative comments on a hot chick, doesn't mean they're white knighting as if they're expecting head from her. It could just be that said criticism is undeserved.
 
2013-10-03 06:55:54 PM
Wellllll.... Hate to be that guy but:

 She says that, but compare X Men First Class Jennifer Lawrence to the girl we all know and cherish and boner today...  And, well, her words and her actions don't line up.  She's stick thin compared to what she used to be.
 
2013-10-03 06:59:11 PM
Yeah, once she hits Rosie O'Donnell mass, we'll see how many of you stick to your high-falutin' ideals.
 
2013-10-03 07:21:16 PM

nocturn: She says that, but compare X Men First Class Jennifer Lawrence to the girl we all know and cherish and boner today... And, well, her words and her actions don't line up. She's stick thin compared to what she used to be.


Crazy as this sounds, some people's weight fluctuates, ESPECIALLY when they are young and have alternating periods of high and low activity. I routinely had 20-pound swings up through my mid 20s, and I wasn't going back and forth between sitting in a trailer for a few months to doing action scenes for a few months.
 
2013-10-03 07:22:35 PM

nocturn: Wellllll.... Hate to be that guy but:

 She says that, but compare X Men First Class Jennifer Lawrence to the girl we all know and cherish and boner today...  And, well, her words and her actions don't line up.  She's stick thin compared to what she used to be.


Well, I don't see why it would be odd for her weight to naturally fluctuate depending on what she's doing, how active she is or isn't.  Her not wanting to hear that she's fat and needs to diet all the time (who would?!) doesn't mean that she can't also take care of herself, to her own standards.
 
2013-10-03 07:26:59 PM

69gnarkill69: Beer cap: She looks great in the trailers for American Hustle. Somebody post pics, thanks.

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OMG she looks like Jabba!

/Jabba is the one with the danish glued to the side of her head, right?
 
2013-10-03 07:34:08 PM
Go be fat somewhere else!

/Oblig
//DNRTFA o TFC
 
2013-10-03 07:43:47 PM
She's was great in the Hunger Games, but her (slim, healthy, beautiful) body did not look as if she was the product of years of near-starvation under a grim totalitarian death cult regime, which is what the story was about. She looked like a gorgeous young woman who gets plenty of exercise and high protein low fat meals per day. Does she need to diet because she's fat? No! But could she have put a little more work into becoming Katniss? Yes she could have.
 
2013-10-03 07:44:37 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: JudgeItoBox: Snapper Carr: And there are people who hate her for some strange reason.

What's strange is how many people enjoy her, her plastic can't-act face, and rabidly defend her as if she will go down on them as soon as she finds out what they've done for her.

Always has to be at least one, no matter how hot or decent an actress someone is. Congratulations on being "That Guy".

/Just because someone argues against negative comments on a hot chick, doesn't mean they're white knighting as if they're expecting head from her. It could just be that said criticism is undeserved.


The difference is I AM expecting head from her when she finds out what I say about her. That is the exact reason I've waited over three years and stayed 250 yards away from her for this thread. She will find out.

She will love me.

She WILL coat her throat with my batter of love.

The kids will be beautiful.
 
2013-10-03 07:46:44 PM

fatcurlytoes: She's was great in the Hunger Games, but her (slim, healthy, beautiful) body did not look as if she was the product of years of near-starvation under a grim totalitarian death cult regime, which is what the story was about. She looked like a gorgeous young woman who gets plenty of exercise and high protein low fat meals per day. Does she need to diet because she's fat? No! But could she have put a little more work into becoming Katniss? Yes she could have.


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Like this.
 
2013-10-03 07:48:59 PM
Jennifer Lawrence is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Jennifer is like that.

/I had to.
 
2013-10-03 07:51:26 PM

fatcurlytoes: She's was great in the Hunger Games, but her (slim, healthy, beautiful) body did not look as if she was the product of years of near-starvation under a grim totalitarian death cult regime, which is what the story was about.


...know how I know you didn't RTFA?
 
2013-10-03 07:59:31 PM
That woman is just...perfection.  I never thought I'd say this about an actress but:  I'm literally in love with this woman.  Just...wow.  Smart, beautiful, talented, AND a farking mouth on her.  I want her to be my bride.

/Mrs. Mooseyfate will understand...
 
2013-10-03 08:05:16 PM

IlGreven: fatcurlytoes: She's was great in the Hunger Games, but her (slim, healthy, beautiful) body did not look as if she was the product of years of near-starvation under a grim totalitarian death cult regime, which is what the story was about.

...know how I know you didn't RTFA?


Ironically she was too fat for the Hunger Games, so the diet was warranted. In the second and third movies her weight would be acceptable, since I think winners of the Hunger Games get something like free room and board, and food stipends. The original was like doing a movie with pudgy concentration camp victims.
 
2013-10-03 08:08:19 PM

fatcurlytoes: She's was great in the Hunger Games, but her (slim, healthy, beautiful) body did not look as if she was the product of years of near-starvation under a grim totalitarian death cult regime, which is what the story was about. She looked like a gorgeous young woman who gets plenty of exercise and high protein low fat meals per day. Does she need to diet because she's fat? No! But could she have put a little more work into becoming Katniss? Yes she could have.


People still think this?  It's not as if she(character) did a lot of hunting and was very good at it.

Oh....wait
 
2013-10-03 08:08:56 PM

fatcurlytoes: She's was great in the Hunger Games, but her (slim, healthy, beautiful) body did not look as if she was the product of years of near-starvation under a grim totalitarian death cult regime, which is what the story was about. She looked like a gorgeous young woman who gets plenty of exercise and high protein low fat meals per day. Does she need to diet because she's fat? No! But could she have put a little more work into becoming Katniss? Yes she could have.


The hunter cannot starve themselves and is typically the best fed member of an undernourished group.  Because if they don't eat - all your asses starve.

She looked healthy.  The hunter FARKING RELIES ON THAT.
 
2013-10-03 08:18:02 PM

what_now: She's starring in the biggest trilogy since the Lord of The Rings.


Stop typing stupid shiat on the Internet.

Thank you.
 
2013-10-03 08:18:07 PM
Fatniss, indeed...

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FFS, it looks like she weighs over a buck!  GAH!
 
2013-10-03 08:21:06 PM

omeganuepsilon: People still think this? It's not as if she(character) did a lot of hunting and was very good at it.

Oh....wait


She's described in the books as short, thin for her age, with olive skin, and dark hair. She did a lot of hunting, but she was the sole provider for her family in an area where the penalty for poaching was death. They ate better than most of the people in town, but she and Gale were feeding nine people with whatever they caught. It's sort of the point of the book that this tiny, skinny girl ends up winning because she has one really effective skill that people didn't expect from her. I think she even says at one point that she's about fifty pounds lighter than the skinniest career tribute in the games (can't remember any of their names).
 
2013-10-03 08:21:58 PM
"...diet or risk her career in Hollywood."

(•_•)  Looks like...

( •_•)>⌐■-■ She needs to play some hunger games.

(⌐■_■)
YYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!
 
2013-10-03 08:30:06 PM
Look jis fine to me....
 
2013-10-03 08:32:42 PM
So... 50% "You go girl, keep the curves"
50% "Check out the titties".


Ahhhh fark, you never fail to amuse.
 
2013-10-03 08:32:43 PM
Good. There are certainly fatties who need to lose some lbs but it's this anorexic mentality that gay fashion designers propagate that ruined beauties like Christina Ricci and Jennifer Connolly.
 
2013-10-03 08:38:51 PM
I like her. We won't even recognize her when the Hollywood machine is done with her, but I like her. Hope she's investing wisely now.
 
2013-10-03 08:46:03 PM
"If anybody whispers the name 'Jennifer Lawrence,' I'm like, 'I'd like to fark her.'"
 
2013-10-03 08:50:21 PM
Telling an actress she needs to lose weight is a manipulative psychological tactic used in negotiating contracts.
 
2013-10-03 08:52:53 PM
She could kill me with snu snu.
 
2013-10-03 08:58:50 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: She could kill me with snu snu.

By

snu snu - kill you by snu snu.
 
2013-10-03 09:11:36 PM

fatcurlytoes: She's was great in the Hunger Games, but her (slim, healthy, beautiful) body did not look as if she was the product of years of near-starvation under a grim totalitarian death cult regime, which is what the story was about. She looked like a gorgeous young woman who gets plenty of exercise and high protein low fat meals per day. Does she need to diet because she's fat? No! But could she have put a little more work into becoming Katniss? Yes she could have.


Is the character an inch shorter too? Should she have a vertebrae removed for the role? No straight male gives a shiat if she's 100% accurate for the part as long as she looks good and they're the only people who matter.
 
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