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(KISS FM 93.1 El Paso)   Texas experiencing a g-string of robberies   (kisselpaso.com) divider line 34
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2013-10-03 04:24:29 PM
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2013-10-03 04:34:58 PM
The fact that this person has now crossed the line and stolen children's underwear has authorities concerned that the suspected panty thief may also be a sexual predator.

Well, it is Texas, that 5-year-old could weigh 120lb.
 
2013-10-03 04:37:37 PM

Proud.

 
2013-10-03 04:38:16 PM
Er...
images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-03 04:38:43 PM

haydenarrrrgh: The fact that this person has now crossed the line and stolen children's underwear has authorities concerned that the suspected panty thief may also be a sexual predator.

Well, it is Texas, that 5-year-old could weigh 120lb.


Know how I know you've never actually been to Texas?
 
2013-10-03 04:40:15 PM
What does it mean when subby takes his headline right from TFA?
 
2013-10-03 04:41:02 PM
G-string robbers?

I was going to ask where they hide the loot, but I just got it. Now I'm wondering who makes a five year old wear a g-string.

Maybe it would be wise for me to just let Texas be Texas and not inquire any further into this business.
 
2013-10-03 04:41:03 PM
step 1. take underpants
step 2.
step 3. profit
 
2013-10-03 04:42:13 PM

happydude45: haydenarrrrgh: The fact that this person has now crossed the line and stolen children's underwear has authorities concerned that the suspected panty thief may also be a sexual predator.

Well, it is Texas, that 5-year-old could weigh 120lb.

Know how I know you've never actually been to Texas?


You're right, this happened in West Texas. On the other hand, if this had been East Texas, then he'd be right
 
2013-10-03 04:42:51 PM

Theaetetus: Er...
[images.wikia.com image 217x163]


Dang you!
 
2013-10-03 04:46:28 PM
watch it be some teens, cause there's fark all to do in their neck of the state
 
2013-10-03 04:48:47 PM
Exhibit 1:

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-03 04:51:11 PM

gilatrout: You're right, this happened in West Texas. On the other hand, if this had been East Texas, then he'd be right


You didn't read the article, did you
 
2013-10-03 04:54:01 PM

gilatrout: happydude45: haydenarrrrgh: The fact that this person has now crossed the line and stolen children's underwear has authorities concerned that the suspected panty thief may also be a sexual predator.

Well, it is Texas, that 5-year-old could weigh 120lb.

Know how I know you've never actually been to Texas?

You're right, this happened in West Texas. On the other hand, if this had been East Texas, then he'd be right


RTFA, it was East Texas.

I call East Texas "West Louisiana".  Geography, socioeconomically, culturally it belongs with Louisiana.
 
2013-10-03 04:54:30 PM

happydude45: haydenarrrrgh: The fact that this person has now crossed the line and stolen children's underwear has authorities concerned that the suspected panty thief may also be a sexual predator.

Well, it is Texas, that 5-year-old could weigh 120lb.

Know how I know you've never actually been to Texas?


Because he's not drooling on his keyboard?
 
2013-10-03 04:56:46 PM
Exhibit 2,3,4

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-03 04:57:40 PM

Combustion: happydude45: haydenarrrrgh: The fact that this person has now crossed the line and stolen children's underwear has authorities concerned that the suspected panty thief may also be a sexual predator.

Well, it is Texas, that 5-year-old could weigh 120lb.

Know how I know you've never actually been to Texas?

Because he's not drooling on his keyboard?


Considering how well they understood the article, I'm not sure they aren't drooling on their keyboard
 
2013-10-03 04:57:58 PM

Banned on the Run: Exhibit 2,3,4,5

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[i216.photobucket.com image 467x474]

[i216.photobucket.com image 477x711]


/hotties made me lose count
 
2013-10-03 05:05:03 PM
cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com

dealbreaker.com
 
2013-10-03 05:07:59 PM
Drawing based on description of suspect
images6.fanpop.com
 
2013-10-03 05:09:39 PM
Wet Bandits?
 
2013-10-03 05:10:17 PM
Texas Panty Bandit?

still trumped by the

Illinois Enema Bandit
 
2013-10-03 05:12:38 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-10-03 05:20:59 PM

Banned on the Run: Exhibit 2,3,4


#4 makes 'boy shorts' legit!
 
2013-10-03 05:29:36 PM
mixtapewire.com

And just to keep things classy, my all time favorite crap album cover art:
turntabling.net
 
2013-10-03 05:35:25 PM
Wtf makes them think the panty raids are connected? They must have already caught the toilet paper bandit. That farker was papering random houses all over the country.
 
2013-10-03 05:39:57 PM
Texas Panty Bandit, hmmmm? This sounds familiar.

Anyone know if Michael Kenyon moved to Texas?
 
2013-10-03 05:52:02 PM

happydude45: haydenarrrrgh: The fact that this person has now crossed the line and stolen children's underwear has authorities concerned that the suspected panty thief may also be a sexual predator.

Well, it is Texas, that 5-year-old could weigh 120lb.

Know how I know you've never actually been to Texas?


The kids are actually 200lbs?
 
2013-10-03 06:08:21 PM
I am disappoint.  TFA is about someone stealing panties, I was hoping for a bandit stealing while wearing panties.
 
2013-10-03 06:35:39 PM
www.percongrp.com
 
2013-10-03 07:01:06 PM
They say everything is bigger in Texas

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-03 07:12:44 PM
if they cross the state border will the g-men get involved?
 
2013-10-03 07:30:04 PM
we need examples of why people would want to steal these.
 
2013-10-04 05:43:25 AM

Shaggy0717: step 1. take underpants
step 2.
step 3. profit


If I may:
step 2. export to Japan.
 
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