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(Some Guy)   If handing out lettuce at a wedding while drunk and naked is wrong then I don't want to be right   (columbustelegram.com) divider line 22
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2013-10-03 04:50:54 PM
It's because I have a cabbage on my head, isn't it?
 
2013-10-03 05:18:16 PM
and, if it was a little kid, no one would bat an eyelash...
 
2013-10-03 05:22:23 PM
He wasn't tossing a salad...geez.
 
2013-10-03 05:23:57 PM
Why is it never hot ladies doing this?
 
2013-10-03 05:26:06 PM
He wasn't handing out lettuce. He was feeding the animals. Of course, that doesn't explain why he was naked. Or does it?
 
2013-10-03 05:27:08 PM

boyvoyeur: He wasn't handing out lettuce. He was feeding the animals. Of course, that doesn't explain why he was naked. Or does it?


Clearly they could see he's nuts.
 
2013-10-03 05:27:34 PM
... Len Trexler?

/ too obscure?
 
2013-10-03 05:36:53 PM

boyvoyeur: He wasn't handing out lettuce. He was feeding the animals. Of course, that doesn't explain why he was naked. Or does it?


Foreplay.
 
2013-10-03 05:38:38 PM
Probably seemed like a brilliant way to dis a fat person you were jealous of after 12 beers.
 
2013-10-03 05:39:46 PM
K Street ... sounds about right
 
2013-10-03 05:49:19 PM
...about an uninvited man who pulled up in a pickup truck and got out waving lettuce

if i was the groom, this is the exact moment he would become "invited" man.
 
2013-10-03 06:02:01 PM
I guess the article is so short because he exercised his right to romaine silent.
 
2013-10-03 06:06:54 PM
Person Head of interest.i1280.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-03 06:08:11 PM
Popcorn would have been a better choice.

/wonder if she also declared that she's Catbug
//obscure?
 
2013-10-03 06:08:22 PM

blatz514: He wasn't tossing a salad...geez.


Salad tossing? Sounds all prison-y.
 
2013-10-03 06:27:28 PM
if he was stoned he would have stayed home and made a salad. the politicians will never learn.
 
2013-10-03 06:28:58 PM
He was just helping the wedding couple get a head in life.
 
2013-10-03 06:43:05 PM
Now the band can add another verse to the hokey-pokey.
 
2013-10-03 06:50:26 PM
Hippie lettuce?
 
2013-10-03 07:56:35 PM
Who said he was drunk?
 
2013-10-03 08:53:08 PM

lockers: Why is it never hot ladies doing this?


God hates us.
 
2013-10-04 05:59:19 AM
A wedding goer said the man got back in his truck and drove 150 feet before he stopped

This is where you run in case the dude is crazy and has weapons. Even if his only weapons are lettuce and nudity, BE SAFE.
 
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