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2013-10-03 04:35:48 PM
Why does congress and the white house need so much security? Oh, because thousands of people don't agree with the people they elected to represent them, how awful.
 
2013-10-03 04:35:50 PM

funk_soul_bubby: Literally Addicted: wombatsrus: Or skrimps...

WTH are "skrimps"?

I remember when I was knew. I'm here to help.

[i285.photobucket.com image 600x450]


Thanks - got it.  There's only so many times a person should look at that face...

not new to FARK...just couldn't be fussed to revive it my old profile
 
2013-10-03 04:36:15 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Amos Quito: PrivateCaboose: If you did any research whatsoever you'd know that carrying for legal transport purposes is legal in DC. You're an idiot, read things before you spout off ignorant nonsense.


So, (ASSUMING this woman did in fact have a firearm), were her actions legal, or illegal?

And at what point did her actions become illegal?

(If she indeed had a firearm, of course)

Her actions became illegal the moment she tried to ram a security gate.

As far as the illegality of her firearm possession, that would have been illegal as soon as she drove into DC with a firearm that was not unloaded and locked away in a lockbox with both that box and the ammunition in an area that was not directly accessibly by her or anyone in her car.



So it almost sounds like you're implying that she was a lawbreaker.

Could that be true?

Because if so, we clearly need more laws.

Don't you think?
 
2013-10-03 04:36:39 PM

Literally Addicted: funk_soul_bubby: Literally Addicted: wombatsrus: Or skrimps...

WTH are "skrimps"?

I remember when I was knew. I'm here to help.

[i285.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Thanks - got it.  There's only so many times a person should look at that face...

not new to FARK...just couldn't be fussed to revive it my old profile


FTF...nevermind
 
2013-10-03 04:36:53 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link


That makes it look like less of a misunderstanding.
 
2013-10-03 04:37:00 PM

headstone: gambitsgirl: headstone: gambitsgirl: headstone: gambitsgirl: KarmicDisaster: I've assigned probabilities to the "facts" so far.

1.0 It was a woman
0.9 There was a baby in the car
0.6 the baby was black
0.01 It is Obama's love child
0.05 There was another adult in the car
.95 The woman was shot and killed by cops
0.15 She had a gun
0.05 She fired some shots
1.0 A cop car was damaged running into a barrier
0.95 A cop was injured in an accident, possibly the barrier accident
0.01 A cop was shot
0.25 The woman rammed the White House gates
0.5 The chase started near the White House.
0.95 She was driving an Infiniti

Thank you. Can someone make a graph. I don't do math.

How the hell do you expect to rent a car, if you can't do the math?

I let them add it up and tell the the total and give them the card and follow the gps voice until I ... turn right at the wrong place and piss off police.

Boy, is your husband going to be pissed...

I FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS!!! Well most of them. Not the ones shouted at me but still...

Excuses, excuses, excuses. Now go get the paddle.



... I killed one. what's one more....
 
2013-10-03 04:37:28 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: NBC is reporting that the woman fired shots:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/national-international/US-Capitol-Lo ck ed-Down-After-Reports-of-Shots-Fired-226338921.html


they are wrong, I'm watching a video of it.
 
2013-10-03 04:37:32 PM

Giltric: TuteTibiImperes: AngryDragon: TuteTibiImperes: dittybopper: PrivateCaboose: I'm not sure what you're seeing at Wikipedia, but guns are legal to possess in Washington, DC.

There is an extremely rigorous and expensive process you need to go through to legally own a handgun in DC, *AND* there is only one person licensed by the city to sell them and he only does it part time out of a government office.

They might as well be banned.

All of which is perfectly reasonable.  Guns have an extremely high collateral cost to society, to offloading some of that to the owner makes sense.   It also helps discourage irresponsible gun ownership by discouraging those who think 'it would be cool to have a gun' but who aren't disciplined enough to complete the process.


Like the Capitol police who may have just filled an unarmed mother full of lead on national news?

Witnesses are reporting she fired on the police.  Even in the unlikely event those reports are wrong she rammed a White House security gate and let the police on a car chase.

Not even the police are claiming she shot at them.

You seem Like a one trick pony with your wishful thinking regarding her having a firearm


Just admit you hope and pray a gun was involved and some cops died so it would help push forward the gun control agenda.


I don't wish for anyone to die.  Multiple news agencies are reporting that she had a gun.  The press conference should start soon and maybe we'll find out for sure.
 
2013-10-03 04:37:56 PM

Literally Addicted: funk_soul_bubby: Literally Addicted: wombatsrus: Or skrimps...

WTH are "skrimps"?

I remember when I was knew. I'm here to help.

[i285.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Thanks - got it.  There's only so many times a person should look at that face...

not new to FARK...just couldn't be fussed to revive it my old profile


Phil?
 
2013-10-03 04:38:34 PM
www.addictinginfo.org

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
 
2013-10-03 04:38:43 PM

BEER_ME_in_CT: Let me guess.... Mental Illness??? Can we lock these fruitcakes up please so the rest of us can get on with our lives?


Hey! No need to take this out on internet comment boards!
 
2013-10-03 04:38:53 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link


Yeah, looks like she just freaked out
 
2013-10-03 04:39:00 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Multiple news agencies are reporting that she had a gun.  The press conference should start soon and maybe we'll find out for sure....


...Whether or not someone planted a gun on her.
 
2013-10-03 04:39:17 PM

Amos Quito: TuteTibiImperes: Amos Quito: PrivateCaboose: If you did any research whatsoever you'd know that carrying for legal transport purposes is legal in DC. You're an idiot, read things before you spout off ignorant nonsense.


So, (ASSUMING this woman did in fact have a firearm), were her actions legal, or illegal?

And at what point did her actions become illegal?

(If she indeed had a firearm, of course)

Her actions became illegal the moment she tried to ram a security gate.

As far as the illegality of her firearm possession, that would have been illegal as soon as she drove into DC with a firearm that was not unloaded and locked away in a lockbox with both that box and the ammunition in an area that was not directly accessibly by her or anyone in her car.


So it almost sounds like you're implying that she was a lawbreaker.

Could that be true?

Because if so, we clearly need more laws.

Don't you think?


A certain number of people will break any law, that isn't in and of itself an argument to repeal the law.
 
2013-10-03 04:39:18 PM

gambitsgirl: funk_soul_bubby: Literally Addicted: wombatsrus: Or skrimps...

WTH are "skrimps"?

I remember when I was knew new. I'm here to help.

[i285.photobucket.com image 600x450]

got excited didn't you, skippy. ftfy


The meds...
 
2013-10-03 04:39:24 PM

Amos Quito: Because if so, we clearly need more laws.


Anyone who talks about how we need "more laws" or "less laws" is an idiot who doesn't understand how laws actually work.

The number of laws is irrelevant- it's the content. You can have one law that restricts your live much more than 10 different laws. There are long laws and short laws. There are bills, that when passed, don't create any new laws at all, just edit existing ones.
 
2013-10-03 04:39:24 PM

gambitsgirl: ... I killed one. what's one more....


And you said you couldn't do math...
 
2013-10-03 04:39:27 PM

pedobearapproved: Old_Chief_Scott: NBC is reporting that the woman fired shots:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/national-international/US-Capitol-Lo ck ed-Down-After-Reports-of-Shots-Fired-226338921.html

they are wrong, I'm watching a video of it.


Welllllll?

We're waiting...
 
2013-10-03 04:39:39 PM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-03 04:40:01 PM

Vectron: [www.addictinginfo.org image 600x400]

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son


This would be better if you had an image of a moonwalking Obama.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:05 PM
Clearly, if the cops who had pulled her over and pointed guns at her had guns, none of this would have ever happened.

/Probably a futile attempt to get that one out of the way right now
 
2013-10-03 04:40:06 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: pedobearapproved: Old_Chief_Scott: NBC is reporting that the woman fired shots:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/national-international/US-Capitol-Lo ck ed-Down-After-Reports-of-Shots-Fired-226338921.html

they are wrong, I'm watching a video of it.

Welllllll?

We're waiting...


http://twitpic.com/dfxeqo
 
2013-10-03 04:40:07 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link


Whoa!

They would have been justified shooting her in the first few second of that video.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:13 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-03 04:40:13 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link


i said she backed in to the cop car!  What do I win?
 
2013-10-03 04:40:14 PM

funk_soul_bubby: Somebody on Capitol Avenue also got this: LINK


You're on notice.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:16 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hobodeluxe: Degenz: Stressed out baby mama drove up the wrong drive way and hit the gas instead of break pedal. Cops responded and she freaked out trying to escape thugs in Ninja gear with scary guns. Law enforcement blame shifting lies ensue.

yeah what would you do if someone was shooting at you with your kid in the car?  I'm guessing she didn't know who or why when it happened. she just gunned it and took off. then when she came to a stop they killed her.

You're just making this shiat up as you go along.  It's amusing.  Where were you when JFK got shot? Damn man, we needs to know!


In the first grade.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:22 PM

RidersOfLohan: babby is safe

[pbs.twimg.com image 434x380]


Safe except for seeing her mother's brains splattered all over the inside of the car.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:31 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link


That needed more Yakety Sax.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:34 PM
So, looking at the pictures posted here, is that a black Prius the crazy lady was driving? And wasn't that a black Prius that Shooty McNavyyard drove? Because as the driver of a black Prius myself, I just want to say that I'm feeling totally gruntled.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:36 PM
Rincewind53:

Warthog: This picture:

[img.fark.net image 416x234]

And this picture:

[img.fark.net image 850x591]

Do not compute. I have no doubt that cop car got rammed from the looks of it, but I'm not so sure it was by crazy lady.

The cop car like hit the gates that raise up to stop traffic, or maybe she knocked the cop car into one of them. That damage wasn't done by her car.


A lot of the retracting bollards they use around DC also have a pneumatic "panic mode" that raises them instantly.... as in, fired from a gun fast. A friend got to witness one effectively destroy a panel truck after the driver ignored directions and went the wrong way at the Capitol.
 
2013-10-03 04:41:18 PM

netweavr: Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link

Yeah, looks like she just freaked out


yeah they surrounded her pointing guns at her and she just panicked.
 
2013-10-03 04:41:37 PM

netweavr: gambitsgirl: funk_soul_bubby: Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link

Somebody on Capitol Avenue also got this: LINK

gotdamnit

Here's real video

http://twitpic.com/dfxeqo


Hah, They said it was a Lexus. I need a pic of twenty different cars and a donkey with all of them identified as Lexuses just like the AK-47 pic.
 
Bf+
2013-10-03 04:41:40 PM

farkinglizardking: This one too.
[www.daviddylanthomas.com image 600x369]


lol'd out loud.
Well done, sir.
 
2013-10-03 04:41:53 PM

funk_soul_bubby: Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link

Somebody on Capitol Avenue also got this: LINK


After watching that I'm going with overzealous cops.
 
2013-10-03 04:41:56 PM

Warthog: This picture:

[img.fark.net image 416x234]

And this picture:

[img.fark.net image 850x591]

Do not compute.  I have no doubt that cop car got rammed from the looks of it, but I'm not so sure it was by crazy lady.


Looks like the trunk of crazy lady's car is pushed up. She obviously backed into the cop doing about 60mph, then pulled forward and off the road at an angle calculated to make it LOOK like she was rammed from behind by officer excitable there...
 
2013-10-03 04:42:10 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link


Yeah, she had to be crazy to think plowing though barriers was gonna work.
 
2013-10-03 04:42:11 PM

namegoeshere: RidersOfLohan: babby is safe

[pbs.twimg.com image 434x380]

Safe except for seeing her mother's brains splattered all over the inside of the car.


You'r assuming it's her kid.
 
2013-10-03 04:42:25 PM

ariseatex: Female suspect...born in 1979...Connecticut plates...small child in car (est. 12-18 months) okay...Just reported by Pat Collins (NBC4)


So they know her identity... Probably working on next of kin.
 
2013-10-03 04:42:33 PM

Hobodeluxe: netweavr: Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link

Yeah, looks like she just freaked out

yeah they surrounded her pointing guns at her and she just panicked.


Looks like even they knew it, they weren't shooting even when she almost ran them over.
 
2013-10-03 04:42:34 PM

KhamanV: LlamaGirl: Alex Jones is telling me this is a false flag.

Again.

Our government is tricking us!!

Alex Jones thinks his last five bowel movements were false flags.


Alex Jones just had a pizza delivered to his house. He immediately declared it a false flag.
 
2013-10-03 04:42:46 PM

headstone: gambitsgirl: ... I killed one. what's one more....

And you said you couldn't do math...



shiat at medicine too


netweavr: gambitsgirl: funk_soul_bubby: Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link

Somebody on Capitol Avenue also got this: LINK

gotdamnit

Here's real video

http://twitpic.com/dfxeqo



She messed up :-/
 
2013-10-03 04:43:08 PM

Ring of Fire: namegoeshere: RidersOfLohan: babby is safe

[pbs.twimg.com image 434x380]

Safe except for seeing her mother's brains splattered all over the inside of the car.

You'r assuming it's her kid.


No one steals black kids.
 
2013-10-03 04:43:16 PM

davin: doyner: No, the Obama Death Panels claimed their first victim.

Who is gonna pay for that?


You, motherfarker! Now go do some pro-bono death-paneling!
 
2013-10-03 04:43:17 PM

Vectron: [www.addictinginfo.org image 600x400]

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son



YOU BASTARD!

You gave be a side-ache!
 
2013-10-03 04:43:19 PM

mrshowrules: Literally Addicted: funk_soul_bubby: Literally Addicted: wombatsrus: Or skrimps...

WTH are "skrimps"?

I remember when I was knew. I'm here to help.

[i285.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Thanks - got it.  There's only so many times a person should look at that face...

not new to FARK...just couldn't be fussed to revive it my old profile

Phil?


Um...no.
 
2013-10-03 04:43:28 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Multiple news agencies are reporting that she had a gun.



Lady got a gun
Lady got a gun
What did Obama do?
He's runnin' the gummint on IOU

They say the lady crashed the White House
Then they found her racin down Pennsylvania Ave
When Obama shut the gummint
Boehner, he just laughed

run away
Run away from the cops
Run away run away run away

Lady got a gun
Her fadduh
He on the run
Lady got a gun
 
2013-10-03 04:43:34 PM

Hobodeluxe: netweavr: Dusk-You-n-Me: Video footage of car chase: Link

Yeah, looks like she just freaked out

yeah they surrounded her pointing guns at her and she just panicked.


How was she supposed to know the wanted her to stop?
 
2013-10-03 04:43:34 PM
Al-Hurra TV showing vehicle driving away from capitol after being surrounded by cops on foot
 
2013-10-03 04:43:44 PM

netweavr: Old_Chief_Scott: pedobearapproved: Old_Chief_Scott: NBC is reporting that the woman fired shots:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/national-international/US-Capitol-Lo ck ed-Down-After-Reports-of-Shots-Fired-226338921.html

they are wrong, I'm watching a video of it.

Welllllll?

We're waiting...

http://twitpic.com/dfxeqo


That did not show the end of the chase, which is where it is reported she fired shots.
 
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