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(Foodbeast)   Smell-o-Vision for your smartphones is bound to make Instagram infinitely more annoying   (foodbeast.com) divider line 47
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2228 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2013 at 5:40 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-03 02:40:30 PM  
 
2013-10-03 03:03:37 PM  
Would presenting you with the smell of food really trick you into not being hungry? Or have I misunderstood it? If I smelled a steak I'd be very hungry.
 
2013-10-03 04:44:22 PM  
I just thought about smelling a steak and now I'm hungry, Slaxl.
 
2013-10-03 04:59:13 PM  

Calmamity: I just thought about smelling a steak and now I'm hungry, Slaxl.


Quick, get the smell-o-vision app.

www.blogher.com


/made myself really hungry now :(
 
2013-10-03 05:14:21 PM  
s14.postimg.org
 
2013-10-03 05:19:32 PM  
This picture of an egg roll smells like Rick Astley.
 
2013-10-03 05:19:58 PM  
It'll add a whole new dimension to those bathroom mirror pics too.
 
2013-10-03 05:39:49 PM  
I can see it now:

Friend 1: Check out this dish I made!
Friend 2: Oh my god, that smells delicious!
Friend 3: You obviously have no taste, that smells like ass!
Friend 2: Oh no, F3, you just need to upgrade to V2.0, that's a notorious bug in V1
Friend 3: /Farts on phone.
               How's that smell, F1 and F2?

/Will it have Smelled Captioning for the olfactorially impaired?
 
2013-10-03 05:43:43 PM  
Doubled edged sword:  The gratuitous photo threads from comicon.
 
2013-10-03 05:43:43 PM  

Slaxl: Would presenting you with the smell of food really trick you into not being hungry? Or have I misunderstood it? If I smelled a steak I'd be very hungry.


No shiat. Seeing food commercials on TV is bad enough, if I could smell the food as well I'd be one fat ass farker.
 
2013-10-03 05:45:45 PM  
It's going to make sexting a lot more realistic, anyway.
 
2013-10-03 05:46:05 PM  
I'm never going to "the people at Walmart" ever again.


evar
 
2013-10-03 05:58:22 PM  
Okay, poop is coming out now. #sharing
 
2013-10-03 06:01:14 PM  
Hello there!


static2.businessinsider.com
 
2013-10-03 06:09:43 PM  
should make viewing porn more interesting in general...

/so that's what a midget lesbian smells like...
 
2013-10-03 06:12:00 PM  
pussy sandwich
 
2013-10-03 06:12:44 PM  

Slaxl: Calmamity: I just thought about smelling a steak and now I'm hungry, Slaxl.

Quick, get the smell-o-vision app.

[www.blogher.com image 465x287]


/made myself really hungry now :(


Thanks for reminding me about the one last steak in my freezer.

/wonder what'll go well with it
 
2013-10-03 06:14:24 PM  
rrmemphis.com
 
2013-10-03 06:20:32 PM  
I can't handle just eating a salad while my nose it trying to tell me "yuumm .. short ribs"

/ usually hafta pay extra for that much sadism..
 
2013-10-03 06:24:54 PM  
the bad smells would explain the duckface pics.
 
2013-10-03 06:27:46 PM  
People are going to use it for farts/poop time.

That's it.

They'll send you an apple pie image but BAM. Fart. Or poop.

There will be no other use. Fart
smell or poop smell.

/poop thread
 
2013-10-03 06:31:05 PM  
This will be popular on buses and in airplanes.
 
2013-10-03 06:31:14 PM  

snake_beater: Slaxl: Calmamity: I just thought about smelling a steak and now I'm hungry, Slaxl.

Quick, get the smell-o-vision app.

[www.blogher.com image 465x287]


/made myself really hungry now :(

Thanks for reminding me about the one last steak in my freezer.

/wonder what'll go well with it


Scotch
 
2013-10-03 06:36:33 PM  

AllUpInYa: snake_beater: Slaxl: Calmamity: I just thought about smelling a steak and now I'm hungry, Slaxl.

Quick, get the smell-o-vision app.

[www.blogher.com image 465x287]


/made myself really hungry now :(

Thanks for reminding me about the one last steak in my freezer.

/wonder what'll go well with it

Scotch


^this^
 
2013-10-03 06:42:12 PM  
If this becomes a "thing", ill never watch porn again.
 
2013-10-03 06:43:05 PM  

BumpInTheNight: [rrmemphis.com image 504x276]


I... omg. For the third time in my life, I am speechless.

What... the... fark. No. God no. Oh hell no.

Oh, and I can see migraine triggers. Could you imagine a great way to get even with an ex who suffers from asthma and/or migraines? Spray a ton of perfume and send it to them. BAM! Instant vengeance.

/no I am not advocating that
//other than to say that my ex deserves so many violent things happening to him, but I will leave his fate to... uh, Fate.
 
2013-10-03 06:44:01 PM  
I would pay a considerable amount of money to be able to send a fart-o-gram to certain people.....
 
2013-10-03 06:55:23 PM  
www.hapi-project.com
 
2013-10-03 07:03:17 PM  

While you were out ...


Your Mother called to remind you to bathe. And she says the cat box needs cleaning.

Your girlfriend wants to know what that perfume you were wearing when you cancelled your date with her because you have to work.

The police called. They'll be here in two minutes.

The dog always howls when your Father calls. I'd look into that if I were you.

Remember that telemarketer you talked to? She called back to leave a message:  "Buy Listerine." I don't think she's talking about the stock market.
 
2013-10-03 07:13:10 PM  
I feel like nobody in this thread actually read the article or watched the video. Nothing anyone in here is talking about has anything to do with the product advertised.

By the way, they never mention how it would bring two people closer together on a date. They just tell you that's what will happen.
 
2013-10-03 07:20:09 PM  

Stomponfoot: I feel like nobody in this thread actually read the article or watched the video. Nothing anyone in here is talking about has anything to do with the product advertised.

By the way, they never mention how it would bring two people closer together on a date. They just tell you that's what will happen.


So what's new by you? Been on Fark long?

Your date: I don't want to be a negative Nellie, but WTF is that Funk coming from your pants?
You: My pants? Must be my phone. (reaches into pocket) I'll kill them. I'LL KILL THEM ALL! I WILL SHOVE A DEAD SALMON DOWN THE THROAT OF EACH ONE OF THEM AND A LIVING CRAB UP THEIR ASSES!


Maybe someday when you're married to her you'll learn to laugh about it.

I just like to make up stories to go with the headlines. I don't need to read the fecking articles. Facts: Nature's wet blankets.
 
2013-10-03 07:21:26 PM  
FTFA   "Meat's expensive "

Only when it looks good.
 
2013-10-03 07:23:36 PM  

Stomponfoot: I feel like nobody in this thread actually read the article or watched the video. Nothing anyone in here is talking about has anything to do with the product advertised.

 Article?  Video?  Haha look everyone its someone that comes to Fark for the articles!  Haha.
 
2013-10-03 07:24:44 PM  

bim1154: Hello there!


[static2.businessinsider.com image 480x629]


Damn you sir....my eyes.....my eyes.
 
2013-10-03 07:26:21 PM  
The way it reads, it looks like an air freshener that you just attach to your phone.  How is this nifty?
 
2013-10-03 07:26:36 PM  
I read the article just so more people won't be upset.

Well, although they have already tried this scented cartridge idea out on the internet, it might work. At least you might be able to have your tofu smell like meat. That's half the battle.

But I don't think people will be as eager to share your nose buds as your ear buds.

Silly Japanese. Why don't they figure out ways to grow a melon for less than $100 or a beefsteak for less than $800? Do cattle really need to live like the Mikado? Is an $800 cellphone really an alternative to an $800 steak?
 
2013-10-03 07:29:44 PM  
"the cartridges come in a wide range of frustratingly mouth-watering scents including apple, coffee, cinnamon roll, and, starting in mid-November: meat - namely, short ribs and beef tongue"

No, no, not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent..
 
2013-10-03 08:17:11 PM  

Omahawg: [www.hapi-project.com image 550x310]


You must be old to post a Kentucky Fried Movie pic in this thread.

images4.static-bluray.com

That's okay. I'm old too.
 
2013-10-03 08:42:56 PM  
Go on, pull my cellphone.
 
2013-10-03 09:39:07 PM  
This will give pron a whole new dimension.
 
2013-10-03 10:24:39 PM  

bim1154: Hello there!


[static2.businessinsider.com image 480x629]


I'll need a bigger smegma refill for Beavis there I guess?
 
2013-10-03 10:49:39 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Stomponfoot: I feel like nobody in this thread actually read the article or watched the video. Nothing anyone in here is talking about has anything to do with the product advertised.
 Article?  Video?  Haha look everyone its someone that comes to Fark for the articles!  Haha.


That's so cute.
 
2013-10-03 10:58:22 PM  

Literally Addicted: BumpInTheNight: Stomponfoot: I feel like nobody in this thread actually read the article or watched the video. Nothing anyone in here is talking about has anything to do with the product advertised.
 Article?  Video?  Haha look everyone its someone that comes to Fark for the articles!  Haha.

That's so cute.


There's articles??
 
2013-10-04 12:32:11 AM  
Ass pennies.
 
2013-10-04 12:54:46 AM  
i'd rather not smell hello.jpg
 
2013-10-04 02:04:23 AM  
www.gayinthe80s.com
 
2013-10-04 10:37:14 AM  
blogs.discovermagazine.com
 
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