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(Washington Post)   Ted Cruz's world is crumbling like a sack of cards stacked on dominoes that have fallen in the forest   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 225
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2013-10-03 10:01:55 PM

Car_Ramrod: At least W is, from all accounts, a nice enough dude to just hang out with


lol, what does that even mean?
 
2013-10-03 10:12:40 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-03 10:13:27 PM

cretinbob: [i36.photobucket.com image 361x461]


dafuq
 
2013-10-03 10:15:21 PM

Mugato: Car_Ramrod: At least W is, from all accounts, a nice enough dude to just hang out with

lol, what does that even mean?


He wants to have Dubya's man-babies, I guess. Dubya has to be nice - the only reason he's not at The Hague right now is the good grace to shut up, keep his head down, and not do too much more damage.

Cheney, on the other hand, is just begging for a little Dutch "extraordinary rendition."
 
2013-10-03 10:15:33 PM

Mugato: Car_Ramrod: At least W is, from all accounts, a nice enough dude to just hang out with

lol, what does that even mean?


I guess it means that if Jr. doesn't have his finger on the nuclear button, he's cool enough to go bowling with so long as there is enough Mr. Pibb.  Cruz is more "Jesus", don't know if he has the fitted suit or not. Yes, that makes our former president Walter.
 
2013-10-03 10:22:00 PM

Kittypie070: cretinbob: [i36.photobucket.com image 361x461]

dafuq


Yeah, maybe didn't turn out like I had hoped
 
2013-10-03 10:24:00 PM
Say, shouldn't this thread have teh SPIFFY tag...?

whoa...tarring & feathering, eh...?
 
2013-10-03 10:38:34 PM

Weaver95: Cruz isn't completely stupid...he has to know that his party will sell him out in an instant to save themselves from a howling mob of pissed off voters.


He's counting on it.

Cruz doesn't care about the shutdown or the default or Obamacare. He knows the GOP will eventually have to give in, and that's going to help him in 2016.

He, alone, was willing to face down Obama while all the RINOs caved. By the end of October, Tea Party love for Cruz will have grown, as well as hatred for Boehner and other "establishment" GOP members.
 
2013-10-03 10:39:44 PM

you are a puppet: Does anyone else hear Will Forte's voice every time you see Cruz's face?


Honestly? I don't know if I've listened to his voice. As terrible as it is to say, I feel like with the pictures posted here, he's just lisping every word.
 
2013-10-03 10:58:46 PM

Mugato: Car_Ramrod: At least W is, from all accounts, a nice enough dude to just hang out with

lol, what does that even mean?


George W. Bush is probably an okay guy for a rich entitled scion of a political dynasty that's been playing fast & loose with American policy since Prescott Bush (allegedly) looked into having FDR assassinated so the fascists could take over the country. I've often said that he would have been at worst a mediocre president had he not been forced by circumstances into an extraordinary time and saddled with Evil Incarnate as his vice president--had he been President in the 90's while the economy was fair and the world situation was stable, he'd have been a dull, unnoticed figure in the White House.

But do you really want a dull, unnoticed President?
 
2013-10-03 11:07:13 PM

fortheloveof: am i the only person that thinks cruz looks a bit like the gay tv guy from v for vendetta


I always think of this

www.texasmonthly.com

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-10-03 11:07:34 PM

Gyrfalcon: George W. Bush is probably an okay guy for a rich entitled scion of a political dynasty...


Well I don't know him personally but if I were to guess I'd hypothesize that he's a dimwitted northerner whose Daddy pushed him through Ivy schools then pretended to be a Texan, dressed in a cowboy costume and developed an "aw shucks" persona to appeal to the rubes and it worked pretty well. In his defense though I'd bet he can hold his beer.
 
2013-10-03 11:45:23 PM

Nadie_AZ: I like the jab at Rubio. He disappeared pretty quickly.



That's because Rubio isn't a real tea party person. He's a career politician who saw an opportunity to outflank a fellow republican in the primary who tacked a little too far to the left too early. Make no mistake, Rubio will drop the tea party BS as soon as it's politically convenient.
 
2013-10-03 11:45:30 PM
FTFA: Moreover, Obama, unlike Cruz, was not openly hostile to his colleagues, thereby preventing a nonstop flood of criticism and embarrassing anecdotes.

This isn't nearly enough to describe the differences.  Obama worked with people all over the Senate floor.  Even before he started in the Senate, he worked his butt off to help other Democrats get elected or re-elected.  In 3 years he had built up an incredible bank of favors to draw on, plus had been careful NOT to piss anyone off, plus had built up his media image in a positive way.  In 8 months Cruz has accomplished the opposite of all of those things.  He's managed to out-douche Gingrich and he has no leadership post.  The only thing he's got going for him now is 5 years till re-election.
 
2013-10-03 11:47:15 PM

Mugato: Car_Ramrod: At least W is, from all accounts, a nice enough dude to just hang out with

lol, what does that even mean?



It means W could probably score you some good coke.
 
2013-10-04 12:02:22 AM
good job subby, getting me to click on a Jennifer Rubin link.  not sure who's the bigger cock here: you or ted cruz.

btw. f ted cruz and his mascara.
 
2013-10-04 12:30:27 AM

D-Liver: fortheloveof: am i the only person that thinks cruz looks a bit like the gay tv guy from v for vendetta

I always think of this


img.fark.net
biografieonline.it
 
2013-10-04 01:13:23 AM

Muta: He's Q

[images.amcnetworks.com image 200x254]

[www.washingtonpost.com image 850x543]


Hell no. The only similarity between Q and Ted Cruz is making Picard facepalm.

tng.trekcore.com
 
2013-10-04 05:11:29 AM
If Ted Cruz were just a little bit smarter
He'd still be at Louis Gohmert's level

DIAF, fragment.
 
2013-10-04 06:32:23 AM

Jairzinho: The GOP leadership to Rafael Cruz
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img.fark.net
 
2013-10-04 08:09:00 AM
I guess if Jennifer Rubin isn't wharrgarbling about muslims and creeping sharia law she can come across as being somewhat sane. Who knew?
 
2013-10-04 08:53:49 AM
all hat. no cattle.
 
2013-10-04 11:14:47 AM

Moodybastard: Separated at birth?
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Will Forte's Zell Miller is still one of the funniest things I've seen on Saturday Night Live in the last 10 years.
/I know that's a picture of him doing his Tim Calhoun character
 
2013-10-04 01:43:37 PM

Weaver95: Mugato: I haven't read all these threads and none of my friends are right wing psychos except one but he's an old friend and we keep conversations to Star Wars and the farking pictures of his kids on Facebook but are there any Ted Cruz or Tea Partiers in general supporters out there in the real world?

I know a few. Oddly enough one of them is a bit upset because the shut down might interrupt his disability checks while hes on vacation in Aruba. And I wish I was exaggerating about that....


"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness." - Annie, Bull Durham

That quote pretty much sums up the Tea Party types for me...
 
2013-10-04 09:34:57 PM
So we have an entire body of citizens, elected for their leadership qualities who are physically incapable of recognizing incompetent and stupid leadership...

That's so amusing I got an erection.
 
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