Weaver95: Cruz isn't completely stupid...he has to know that his party will sell him out in an instant to save themselves from a howling mob of pissed off voters.
Smelly McUgly: Tea Partiers aren't only bad at understanding economics or public perception outside of their tiny little gerrymandered districts: They also have no concept of political gamesmanship, apparently.
Car_Ramrod: Christ, no one likes Ted Cruz. How the hell did he get elected, let alone become a figurehead?
Dr Dreidel: clean up pieces of his *close
Car_Ramrod: At least W is, from all accounts, a nice enough dude to just hang out with. Every article I've read about Ted describes him as one of the biggest assholes to ever walk the Earth.
Dr Dreidel: Car_Ramrod: Christ, no one likes Ted Cruz. How the hell did he get elected, let alone become a figurehead?"We have to elect him so we can find out what's in him"?Eh. More like "He'll stick it to the libs, and he's a smart lawyer like Obama (without that one half a drawback). We can elect a freshman Senator to the presidency, too!"// I've read about Jack Kennedy, sir - and you are not fit to delicately and respectfully clean up pieces of his close from a Dealey Plaza// you're no Jack Kennedy, sir - not RFK, not JFKJR, not TFK, not Caroline, or Maria Shriver, or Arnold's love-child// you're a shiathead starfarker with more ambition than common sense, and your mom should have worn you on her forehead rather than house you (rent-free, you freeloading douchestand) in her uterus
DigitalCoffee: Ted Cruz's ship has not only sailed, but it's more full of shiat than a Carnival cruise.
skozlaw: Aw. Poor republicans. Teddy Cruz turned out to be just as big of an imbecilic blowhard as everyone else has been saying and you were the last to realize it? Poor babies.You idiots hitched yourselves to this train as it was actively coming off the tracks. Enjoy the ride, assholes.
Skleenar: I_C_Weener: usernameguy: Checkmate.[i586.photobucket.com image 250x265][25.media.tumblr.com image 204x150]
Three Crooked Squirrels: Shostie: I_C_Weener: usernameguy: Checkmate.[i586.photobucket.com image 250x265]That...Was actually pretty fun to watch.I think I could watch that all day.
CPennypacker: Ted Cruz isn't stupid.He's evil.Oh, also he's stupid.
I_C_Weener: usernameguy: Checkmate.[i586.photobucket.com image 250x265]
Three Crooked Squirrels: [www.paintinghere.org image 803x980]Took him, what, 8 months?/Hope that old timey hiney isn't NSFW
AeAe: Three Crooked Squirrels: [www.paintinghere.org image 803x980]Took him, what, 8 months?/Hope that old timey hiney isn't NSFWI like that painting of Lazarus.
Moodybastard: Separated at birth?[i41.tinypic.com image 384x327][voxxi.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 394x296]
parasol: I can hear it now, from the Tea Party"this is a sign he is kicking the RINO's butts! We will all be better off when all this spending stops for good! We will take the house AND the senate next! Cruz/Palin 2016 - book it, done!"pardon me - i have to go bathe in lye now
AMonkey'sUncle: "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H. L. Mencken
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Came for Grumpy Cat.Leaving disappointed.
PawisBetlog: I was there for work during those primaries and the commentary and commercials were unbelievable. One guy on the radio said basically "Dewhurst isn't electable because in 2009 worked with Democrats on a bipartisan bill"
Skleenar: I_C_Weener: usernameguy: Checkmate.
Jairzinho: The GOP leadership to Rafael Cruz[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x251]
deeyablo: Weaver95: Cruz isn't completely stupid...he has to know that his party will sell him out in an instant to save themselves from a howling mob of pissed off voters.My current theory is that he was played. He was promised things, and then the rug was yanked out from under him. He's fresh enough behind the ears to be politically naive in this environment, and he listened to the pundits a little too much. He's part of a group that is anxious to unseat incumbents within his own party, and do you think they were going to stand for it? They are preparing to play a game wherein they let the Tea Party render themselves marginalized.
IoSaturnalia: AeAe: Three Crooked Squirrels: [www.paintinghere.org image 803x980]Took him, what, 8 months?/Hope that old timey hiney isn't NSFWI like that painting of Lazarus.Que? I don't get it.Pretend that I posted "don't you mean Icarus?" and then you posted McBain and then I came back with "I still don't get it, please explain".
fortheloveof: am i the only person that thinks cruz looks a bit like the gay tv guy from v for vendetta
Walker: Democratic support for the defund effort never appeared as Sens. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.), Mike Lee (R-Utah) and Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) had assured them it wouldAka the three stooges.
Tarl3k: By Jennifer Rubin:[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 250x272]
SnakeLee: Holy fark this is a Jennifer Rubin article? Hahaha he is toast. It's too bad because he was going to be funny in the primaries
boue67: I refuse to believe this tool has any chance whatsoever to be the nominee. If the GOP threw this guy at Hillary, she would crush him so bad, all his molecules would be spread by the solar wind into deep space.
Car_Ramrod: Christ, no one likes Ted Cruz. How the hell did he get elected, let alone become a figurehead?His inexplicable rise is directly correspondent to the incoherence of his party. The GOP is a meaningless jumble of contradicting interests and their one uniting pathology, total hatred of Obama, hurts them as much as helps them. They are permanently factionalized and perpetually vulnerable to being hijacked by the next demagogue-of-the-month.
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