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(Starpulse)   Katy Perry says she considered suicide after Russell Brand left her "BECAUSE MY NEW ALBUM "PRISM" COMES OUT OCTOBER 22"   (starpulse.com) divider line 14
    More: Unlikely, New Album, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, PRISM, British comedian  
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1546 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Oct 2013 at 2:41 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-03 01:38:43 PM  
3 votes:
i586.photobucket.com

She is the one good thing Russel Brand ever did.
2013-10-03 01:31:32 PM  
3 votes:
Perry is now happily dating singer John Mayer.

Someone had better take away all of her belts and shoelaces.
2013-10-03 08:53:52 PM  
2 votes:

n00bieman: jdjoker: Keywork99: I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest

My first girlfriend had more than a passing resemblance to Katy in the face and chest, though I didn't know it at the time since it was several years before anyone knew who Katy Perry even was. That was a fun couple of years. Really fun.

pics or it didnt happen


i169.photobucket.com
2013-10-03 07:57:23 PM  
2 votes:
Russell Brand looks like he'd leave open sores on you wherever he touched you.
ecl
2013-10-03 05:30:58 PM  
2 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: AlHarris31: Katy is a butterface. And her voice is annoying. I don't get the appeal physically or musically.

many people think she's pretty and has nice eyes and nice boobies and want to put their penis in her no-no place.


chan.catiewayne.com
2013-10-03 01:37:13 PM  
2 votes:
Are you sure she didn't say "after Russell Brand entered her"?
2013-10-03 07:08:07 PM  
1 votes:
www.mytinyphone.com
2013-10-03 06:53:44 PM  
1 votes:
I'd hit it.

/Got nothing.
2013-10-03 06:36:24 PM  
1 votes:
Mr. Pokeylope: ...but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

How is this different than most pop stars these days?
2013-10-03 06:11:57 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know... I'm not a prude by any measure, but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

Sends a weird message to kids (I can't believe I just wrote that).
2013-10-03 05:15:10 PM  
1 votes:

AlHarris31: Katy is a butterface. And her voice is annoying. I don't get the appeal physically or musically.


many people think she's pretty and has nice eyes and nice boobies and want to put their penis in her no-no place.
2013-10-03 04:31:57 PM  
1 votes:
When you need a little pub, isn't it SOP to say that you're bisexual?  I mean, the suicide thing is a little harsh.
2013-10-03 03:52:28 PM  
1 votes:
Why can she have a hacked cell phone or stolen sex tape like all the rest of them
2013-10-03 01:34:26 PM  
1 votes:
Better luck next time, Suicide.
 
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