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(Starpulse)   Katy Perry says she considered suicide after Russell Brand left her "BECAUSE MY NEW ALBUM "PRISM" COMES OUT OCTOBER 22"   (starpulse.com) divider line 22
    More: Unlikely, New Album, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, PRISM, British comedian  
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2013-10-03 06:02:16 PM
2 votes:

Donnchadha: I miss the days when pretty starlets would just have a sex tape or pictures "leaked" or they were "caught" by the paparazzi sunbathing topless or something like that


I want a fantasy physical relationship with Katy Perry, not a fantasy emotional relationship.
2013-10-04 09:20:52 AM
1 votes:

American Decency Association: Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.

it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher


My dislike of Russell Brand is based on My Booky-Wook 1 and 2. There were candid but amazingly narcissistic and spends too much effort in the attempt to be clever, but only rarely succeeding.  It did not compare well with other autobiographies by comedians, not even Tracy Morgan's mess.

Best pop autobiography I've read? The one by Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars. I knew Rick III (Corey) was an asshole, but I don't know why they didn't let him die in a ditch like he so richly deserves.

/Wife thinks he's Russell Brand is hot.
//We both think Katie Perry is the live action version of Jessica Rabbit, but with a better sense of humor.
2013-10-03 09:30:09 PM
1 votes:
i love how this talentless twit syas she now wants to be joni mitchell.

I'm sorry, dumbass, but you don't get to go from being madonna to being joni mitchell.

Even joni mitchell must be rolling her eyes.
2013-10-03 07:57:23 PM
1 votes:
Russell Brand looks like he'd leave open sores on you wherever he touched you.
2013-10-03 06:53:44 PM
1 votes:
I'd hit it.

/Got nothing.
2013-10-03 06:46:23 PM
1 votes:

Clash City Farker: buntz: Her music is catchy but before Russell it was happy, fun, I kissed a girl, partied on Friday night, went to Vegas!

Now it's all "look at me, I'm strong and powerful and better than you!" but doesn't see the irony that every song she's sung since they broke up have been about him!

Thats the industry, not her. She just 'sings' what ever words are put in front of her.


Except that she has written most of her songs and has done so since the beginning. They all have a very similar voice and similar (and strong) sense of humor. Which makes sense, since she started as a songwriter.
2013-10-03 06:44:32 PM
1 votes:
31.media.tumblr.comShes wholesome
25.media.tumblr.comwac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2013-10-03 06:36:24 PM
1 votes:
Mr. Pokeylope: ...but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

How is this different than most pop stars these days?
2013-10-03 05:38:42 PM
1 votes:
"You may tell jokes, Mr. Russel Brand, but you are no comedian."
2013-10-03 05:15:10 PM
1 votes:

AlHarris31: Katy is a butterface. And her voice is annoying. I don't get the appeal physically or musically.


many people think she's pretty and has nice eyes and nice boobies and want to put their penis in her no-no place.
2013-10-03 04:52:17 PM
1 votes:
Isn't singing about how strong you are after a breakup sort of like announcing how cool you are?

/By definition you aren't if you have to tell people.
//Bow ties are cool.
///No, they're not.
2013-10-03 04:31:57 PM
1 votes:
When you need a little pub, isn't it SOP to say that you're bisexual?  I mean, the suicide thing is a little harsh.
2013-10-03 04:12:30 PM
1 votes:

jdjoker: Keywork99: I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest

My first girlfriend had more than a passing resemblance to Katy in the face and chest, though I didn't know it at the time since it was several years before anyone knew who Katy Perry even was. That was a fun couple of years. Really fun.


pics or it didnt happen
2013-10-03 04:09:12 PM
1 votes:

Keywork99: I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest


My first girlfriend had more than a passing resemblance to Katy in the face and chest, though I didn't know it at the time since it was several years before anyone knew who Katy Perry even was. That was a fun couple of years. Really fun.
2013-10-03 04:08:52 PM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.


Sorry, even if she in no way affects your life, you have to hate her. Wanting to fark her is optional. That's the rules around here.
2013-10-03 04:03:01 PM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.


Yeah, I'd fark her, too.
2013-10-03 03:54:35 PM
1 votes:
While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.
2013-10-03 03:41:30 PM
1 votes:
Also, before I forget - Russell Brand is dirty hot. He just has that grimy appeal. I so would.

Not John Mayer, though.
2013-10-03 02:51:20 PM
1 votes:
I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest
2013-10-03 01:38:43 PM
1 votes:
i586.photobucket.com

She is the one good thing Russel Brand ever did.
2013-10-03 01:37:13 PM
1 votes:
Are you sure she didn't say "after Russell Brand entered her"?
2013-10-03 01:31:32 PM
1 votes:
Perry is now happily dating singer John Mayer.

Someone had better take away all of her belts and shoelaces.
 
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