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(Starpulse)   Katy Perry says she considered suicide after Russell Brand left her "BECAUSE MY NEW ALBUM "PRISM" COMES OUT OCTOBER 22"   (starpulse.com) divider line 73
    More: Unlikely, New Album, Katy Perry, Russell Brand, PRISM, British comedian  
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2013-10-03 09:06:19 PM

EyeballKid: LectertheChef: While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.

Yeah, I'd fark her, too.


That too, but there's plenty of celebs I'd like to fark, given the opportunity, and many of those I definitely despise. Doesn't make them less farkable, just means my fantasies about them are a lot more twisted.
 
2013-10-03 09:16:46 PM
Coincidentally I consider homicide after hearing Russell Brand talk for 10 minutes.
 
2013-10-03 09:30:09 PM
i love how this talentless twit syas she now wants to be joni mitchell.

I'm sorry, dumbass, but you don't get to go from being madonna to being joni mitchell.

Even joni mitchell must be rolling her eyes.
 
2013-10-03 09:46:53 PM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x266]


In order for this GIF to work, the words at the bottom has to match up with her lips.  I just don't see that here.
 
2013-10-03 10:15:39 PM

Lipspinach: Mr. Pokeylope: ...but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

How is this different than most pop stars these days?


I know, I know... whatever "persona" she's trying to pull off just bugs me I guess.

The whole thing is weird to me. I'm the guy whose 15 year old daughter made me watch Glee, so I made her watch Rocky Horror to see what a real musical looks like.

That crappy Rocky Horror episode on Glee should be brought up on charges at the Hague as some kind of war crime or something.
 
2013-10-04 12:19:57 AM

Mr. Pokeylope: Lipspinach: Mr. Pokeylope: ...but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

How is this different than most pop stars these days?

I know, I know... whatever "persona" she's trying to pull off just bugs me I guess.

The whole thing is weird to me. I'm the guy whose 15 year old daughter made me watch Glee, so I made her watch Rocky Horror to see what a real musical looks like.

That crappy Rocky Horror episode on Glee should be brought up on charges at the Hague as some kind of war crime or something.


I am curious to hear what a 15 year old thought of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, especially since they are a fan of Glee.
 
2013-10-04 01:23:45 AM
Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.
 
2013-10-04 07:58:10 AM

Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.


it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher
 
2013-10-04 08:01:13 AM

American Decency Association: Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.

it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher

"Oooh! There's been some bad racism and stuff going down today, and no mistake, my liege. It's made Mr. Winky go right small it has. Oh yes it has, oh yeah. And my ballbag, my old ballbag, has only gone up my bum. Here's H from Steps."

  Russel Brown
 
2013-10-04 08:01:53 AM
Brown Brand
 
2013-10-04 08:15:43 AM

LewDux: American Decency Association: Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.

it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher

"Oooh! There's been some bad racism and stuff going down today, and no mistake, my liege. It's made Mr. Winky go right small it has. Oh yes it has, oh yeah. And my ballbag, my old ballbag, has only gone up my bum. Here's H from Steps."  Russel Brown


;)
 
2013-10-04 09:20:52 AM

American Decency Association: Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.

it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher


My dislike of Russell Brand is based on My Booky-Wook 1 and 2. There were candid but amazingly narcissistic and spends too much effort in the attempt to be clever, but only rarely succeeding.  It did not compare well with other autobiographies by comedians, not even Tracy Morgan's mess.

Best pop autobiography I've read? The one by Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars. I knew Rick III (Corey) was an asshole, but I don't know why they didn't let him die in a ditch like he so richly deserves.

/Wife thinks he's Russell Brand is hot.
//We both think Katie Perry is the live action version of Jessica Rabbit, but with a better sense of humor.
 
2013-10-04 10:36:35 AM

mrEdude: talentless twit


you can say a lot of things about Katy, but you can not seriously and with a straight face call her untalented.  She can play her instrument, she can sing incredibly well, and her music sells well because of it.
 
2013-10-04 12:43:51 PM

frepnog: mrEdude: talentless twit

you can say a lot of things about Katy, but you can not seriously and with a straight face call her untalented.  She can play her instrument, she can sing incredibly well, and her music sells well because of it.


Plus she has massive, godlike tits
 
2013-10-04 01:05:39 PM

scotchcrotch: frepnog: mrEdude: talentless twit

you can say a lot of things about Katy, but you can not seriously and with a straight face call her untalented.  She can play her instrument, she can sing incredibly well, and her music sells well because of it.

Plus she has massive, godlike tits


people might buy one record because the artist on the cover has nice tits.

people buy the next one because the music is good.  the tits are then a nice bonus.
 
2013-10-04 01:54:21 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal:

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I knew I would be to late to post this! LOL!
 
2013-10-04 04:54:26 PM

blacksharpiemarker: [www.mytinyphone.com image 560x369]


Shouldn't that be for the Miley Cyrus board?  Especially with the Vader/Billy Ray factor?

I still LOLed, though.
 
2013-10-04 09:03:26 PM

I_C_Weener: She is the one good thing Russel Brand ever did.


That is god-tier truth, my friend.
 
2013-10-04 09:16:00 PM

American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand


I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.
 
2013-10-04 09:47:35 PM

Mugato: American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand

I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.


and that view is a two dimensional caricature
 
ecl
2013-10-05 12:03:59 AM

American Decency Association: Mugato: American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand

I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.

and that view is a two dimensional caricature


You're a character!
 
2013-10-05 12:37:06 AM

ecl: American Decency Association: Mugato: American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand

I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.

and that view is a two dimensional caricature

You're a character!


and nothing more...

scrapetv.com
 
2013-10-05 02:34:56 AM

ParadisePornoTheater: blacksharpiemarker: [www.mytinyphone.com image 560x369]

Shouldn't that be for the Miley Cyrus board?  Especially with the Vader/Billy Ray factor?

I still LOLed, though.


You have a valid point, good sir!
 
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