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(Starpulse)   Katy Perry says she considered suicide after Russell Brand left her "BECAUSE MY NEW ALBUM "PRISM" COMES OUT OCTOBER 22"   (starpulse.com) divider line 73
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2013-10-03 01:31:32 PM
Perry is now happily dating singer John Mayer.

Someone had better take away all of her belts and shoelaces.
 
2013-10-03 01:34:26 PM
Better luck next time, Suicide.
 
2013-10-03 01:37:13 PM
Are you sure she didn't say "after Russell Brand entered her"?
 
2013-10-03 01:38:43 PM
i586.photobucket.com

She is the one good thing Russel Brand ever did.
 
2013-10-03 01:40:14 PM
I miss the days when pretty starlets would just have a sex tape or pictures "leaked" or they were "caught" by the paparazzi sunbathing topless or something like that
 
2013-10-03 01:41:21 PM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x266]

She is the one good thing Russel Brand ever did.


Two, actually. Well, three if you consider the sequel.
 
2013-10-03 01:42:05 PM

Donnchadha: I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x266]

She is the one good thing Russel Brand ever did.

Two, actually. Well, three if you consider the sequel.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Throw away my image link..... I'll show you....
 
2013-10-03 01:59:39 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-10-03 02:48:46 PM
Then she should date someone like me. After we break up, the only thing she'll want to do is be lesbian.
 
2013-10-03 02:51:20 PM
I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest
 
2013-10-03 03:02:10 PM
This is like telling a little girl "I almost bought you a pony"!

If you didn't do it, why tease everyone with what might have been?
 
2013-10-03 03:11:31 PM

Sybarite: Perry is now happily dating singer John Mayer.

Someone had better take away all of her belts and shoelaces.


This..  How many starlets has this guy farked?
 
2013-10-03 03:13:09 PM

Bigedmond: Sybarite: Perry is now happily dating singer John Mayer.

Someone had better take away all of her belts and shoelaces.

This..  How many starlets has this guy farked?


Every one except Taylor?
 
2013-10-03 03:19:21 PM
Her music is catchy but before Russell it was happy, fun, I kissed a girl, partied on Friday night, went to Vegas!

Now it's all "look at me, I'm strong and powerful and better than you!" but doesn't see the irony that every song she's sung since they broke up have been about him!
 
2013-10-03 03:40:00 PM

LewDux: Bigedmond: Sybarite: Perry is now happily dating singer John Mayer.

Someone had better take away all of her belts and shoelaces.

This..  How many starlets has this guy farked?

Every one except Taylor?


No, he farked her too.
 
2013-10-03 03:41:30 PM
Also, before I forget - Russell Brand is dirty hot. He just has that grimy appeal. I so would.

Not John Mayer, though.
 
2013-10-03 03:42:10 PM
Meh..... Suicide? She must have an unattractive mole, stretch marks, or some disfiguration.....

Anyone else in her position would have just made a sex tape.
 
2013-10-03 03:49:28 PM

buntz: Her music is catchy but before Russell it was happy, fun, I kissed a girl, partied on Friday night, went to Vegas!

Now it's all "look at me, I'm strong and powerful and better than you!" but doesn't see the irony that every song she's sung since they broke up have been about him!


Thats the industry, not her. She just 'sings' what ever words are put in front of her.
 
2013-10-03 03:52:28 PM
Why can she have a hacked cell phone or stolen sex tape like all the rest of them
 
2013-10-03 03:53:07 PM

WillofJ2: Why can she have a hacked cell phone or stolen sex tape like all the rest of them


Can't
 
2013-10-03 03:54:35 PM
While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.
 
2013-10-03 04:03:01 PM

LectertheChef: While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.


Yeah, I'd fark her, too.
 
2013-10-03 04:08:52 PM

LectertheChef: While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.


Sorry, even if she in no way affects your life, you have to hate her. Wanting to fark her is optional. That's the rules around here.
 
2013-10-03 04:09:12 PM

Keywork99: I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest


My first girlfriend had more than a passing resemblance to Katy in the face and chest, though I didn't know it at the time since it was several years before anyone knew who Katy Perry even was. That was a fun couple of years. Really fun.
 
2013-10-03 04:12:30 PM

jdjoker: Keywork99: I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest

My first girlfriend had more than a passing resemblance to Katy in the face and chest, though I didn't know it at the time since it was several years before anyone knew who Katy Perry even was. That was a fun couple of years. Really fun.


pics or it didnt happen
 
2013-10-03 04:31:57 PM
When you need a little pub, isn't it SOP to say that you're bisexual?  I mean, the suicide thing is a little harsh.
 
2013-10-03 04:37:01 PM

jdjoker: My first girlfriend had more than a passing resemblance to Katy in the face and chest, though I didn't know it at the time since it was several years before anyone knew who Katy Perry even was. That was a fun couple of years. Really fun.



fun like going to the beach to play frisbee?  lucky bastard.
 
2013-10-03 04:48:25 PM
Katy is a butterface. And her voice is annoying. I don't get the appeal physically or musically.
 
2013-10-03 04:52:17 PM
Isn't singing about how strong you are after a breakup sort of like announcing how cool you are?

/By definition you aren't if you have to tell people.
//Bow ties are cool.
///No, they're not.
 
2013-10-03 05:05:43 PM
Nice McGuffies though.
 
2013-10-03 05:05:59 PM

fickenchucker: /By definition you aren't if you have to tell people.



Link
 
2013-10-03 05:15:10 PM

AlHarris31: Katy is a butterface. And her voice is annoying. I don't get the appeal physically or musically.


many people think she's pretty and has nice eyes and nice boobies and want to put their penis in her no-no place.
 
2013-10-03 05:16:46 PM

Keywork99: I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest


Exactly; she doesn't have to go on these "I WANT TO DIE" exercises.  She's Katy farkin' Perry and many straight men worth a fark would give a year of their life for a night of hot farking sex with her..

/hit it so hard
//pull me out
///king of England
////etc, etc.
 
2013-10-03 05:26:37 PM
Can we just have pictures of her jubblies instead? That would be fine.
 
2013-10-03 05:30:13 PM

JerkStore: Can we just have pictures of her jubblies instead? That would be fine.


this
 
ecl
2013-10-03 05:30:58 PM

Nana's Vibrator: AlHarris31: Katy is a butterface. And her voice is annoying. I don't get the appeal physically or musically.

many people think she's pretty and has nice eyes and nice boobies and want to put their penis in her no-no place.


chan.catiewayne.com
 
2013-10-03 05:38:42 PM
"You may tell jokes, Mr. Russel Brand, but you are no comedian."
 
2013-10-03 05:59:20 PM
She should have just done porn.
 
2013-10-03 06:02:16 PM

Donnchadha: I miss the days when pretty starlets would just have a sex tape or pictures "leaked" or they were "caught" by the paparazzi sunbathing topless or something like that


I want a fantasy physical relationship with Katy Perry, not a fantasy emotional relationship.
 
2013-10-03 06:11:57 PM
I don't know... I'm not a prude by any measure, but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

Sends a weird message to kids (I can't believe I just wrote that).
 
2013-10-03 06:36:24 PM
Mr. Pokeylope: ...but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

How is this different than most pop stars these days?
 
2013-10-03 06:44:32 PM
31.media.tumblr.comShes wholesome
25.media.tumblr.comwac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-10-03 06:46:23 PM

Clash City Farker: buntz: Her music is catchy but before Russell it was happy, fun, I kissed a girl, partied on Friday night, went to Vegas!

Now it's all "look at me, I'm strong and powerful and better than you!" but doesn't see the irony that every song she's sung since they broke up have been about him!

Thats the industry, not her. She just 'sings' what ever words are put in front of her.


Except that she has written most of her songs and has done so since the beginning. They all have a very similar voice and similar (and strong) sense of humor. Which makes sense, since she started as a songwriter.
 
2013-10-03 06:53:44 PM
I'd hit it.

/Got nothing.
 
2013-10-03 07:08:07 PM
www.mytinyphone.com
 
2013-10-03 07:24:20 PM

WillofJ2: Shes wholesome


GYAAAAHHHHHT.  Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

oh the fun i would have with those.
 
2013-10-03 07:41:27 PM

AlHarris31: Katy is a butterface. And her voice is annoying. I don't get the appeal physically or musically.


cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com
 
2013-10-03 07:57:23 PM
Russell Brand looks like he'd leave open sores on you wherever he touched you.
 
2013-10-03 08:45:24 PM

WillofJ2: [31.media.tumblr.com image 450x253]Shes wholesome


Brazzers!
 
2013-10-03 08:53:52 PM

n00bieman: jdjoker: Keywork99: I just wanna fark her. Is that too much to ask?

/just being honest

My first girlfriend had more than a passing resemblance to Katy in the face and chest, though I didn't know it at the time since it was several years before anyone knew who Katy Perry even was. That was a fun couple of years. Really fun.

pics or it didnt happen


i169.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-03 09:06:19 PM

EyeballKid: LectertheChef: While I have absolutely no use for pop music, and generally despise those who make it, I just can't bring myself to dislike her. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously, which is refreshing. She's not out making headlines doing stupid shiat or anything like that. So yeah, as far as pop stars go, she's about as good as it gets.

Yeah, I'd fark her, too.


That too, but there's plenty of celebs I'd like to fark, given the opportunity, and many of those I definitely despise. Doesn't make them less farkable, just means my fantasies about them are a lot more twisted.
 
2013-10-03 09:16:46 PM
Coincidentally I consider homicide after hearing Russell Brand talk for 10 minutes.
 
2013-10-03 09:30:09 PM
i love how this talentless twit syas she now wants to be joni mitchell.

I'm sorry, dumbass, but you don't get to go from being madonna to being joni mitchell.

Even joni mitchell must be rolling her eyes.
 
2013-10-03 09:46:53 PM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 500x266]


In order for this GIF to work, the words at the bottom has to match up with her lips.  I just don't see that here.
 
2013-10-03 10:15:39 PM

Lipspinach: Mr. Pokeylope: ...but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

How is this different than most pop stars these days?


I know, I know... whatever "persona" she's trying to pull off just bugs me I guess.

The whole thing is weird to me. I'm the guy whose 15 year old daughter made me watch Glee, so I made her watch Rocky Horror to see what a real musical looks like.

That crappy Rocky Horror episode on Glee should be brought up on charges at the Hague as some kind of war crime or something.
 
2013-10-04 12:19:57 AM

Mr. Pokeylope: Lipspinach: Mr. Pokeylope: ...but she acts like a whore and then seems to pander to children.

How is this different than most pop stars these days?

I know, I know... whatever "persona" she's trying to pull off just bugs me I guess.

The whole thing is weird to me. I'm the guy whose 15 year old daughter made me watch Glee, so I made her watch Rocky Horror to see what a real musical looks like.

That crappy Rocky Horror episode on Glee should be brought up on charges at the Hague as some kind of war crime or something.


I am curious to hear what a 15 year old thought of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, especially since they are a fan of Glee.
 
2013-10-04 01:23:45 AM
Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.
 
2013-10-04 07:58:10 AM

Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.


it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher
 
2013-10-04 08:01:13 AM

American Decency Association: Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.

it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher

"Oooh! There's been some bad racism and stuff going down today, and no mistake, my liege. It's made Mr. Winky go right small it has. Oh yes it has, oh yeah. And my ballbag, my old ballbag, has only gone up my bum. Here's H from Steps."

  Russel Brown
 
2013-10-04 08:01:53 AM
Brown Brand
 
2013-10-04 08:15:43 AM

LewDux: American Decency Association: Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.

it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher

"Oooh! There's been some bad racism and stuff going down today, and no mistake, my liege. It's made Mr. Winky go right small it has. Oh yes it has, oh yeah. And my ballbag, my old ballbag, has only gone up my bum. Here's H from Steps."  Russel Brown


;)
 
2013-10-04 09:20:52 AM

American Decency Association: Phil Moskowitz: Russell Brand is far too clever to spend extended time with that.

it's a Farkism to hate on Brand, which is a shame, as some of his writing shows what an insight he is.

Here's a powerful piece of his from The Guardian on the passing of Margaret Thatcher

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/09/russell-brand-margar et -thatcher


My dislike of Russell Brand is based on My Booky-Wook 1 and 2. There were candid but amazingly narcissistic and spends too much effort in the attempt to be clever, but only rarely succeeding.  It did not compare well with other autobiographies by comedians, not even Tracy Morgan's mess.

Best pop autobiography I've read? The one by Rick Harrison of Pawn Stars. I knew Rick III (Corey) was an asshole, but I don't know why they didn't let him die in a ditch like he so richly deserves.

/Wife thinks he's Russell Brand is hot.
//We both think Katie Perry is the live action version of Jessica Rabbit, but with a better sense of humor.
 
2013-10-04 10:36:35 AM

mrEdude: talentless twit


you can say a lot of things about Katy, but you can not seriously and with a straight face call her untalented.  She can play her instrument, she can sing incredibly well, and her music sells well because of it.
 
2013-10-04 12:43:51 PM

frepnog: mrEdude: talentless twit

you can say a lot of things about Katy, but you can not seriously and with a straight face call her untalented.  She can play her instrument, she can sing incredibly well, and her music sells well because of it.


Plus she has massive, godlike tits
 
2013-10-04 01:05:39 PM

scotchcrotch: frepnog: mrEdude: talentless twit

you can say a lot of things about Katy, but you can not seriously and with a straight face call her untalented.  She can play her instrument, she can sing incredibly well, and her music sells well because of it.

Plus she has massive, godlike tits


people might buy one record because the artist on the cover has nice tits.

people buy the next one because the music is good.  the tits are then a nice bonus.
 
2013-10-04 01:54:21 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal:

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I knew I would be to late to post this! LOL!
 
2013-10-04 04:54:26 PM

blacksharpiemarker: [www.mytinyphone.com image 560x369]


Shouldn't that be for the Miley Cyrus board?  Especially with the Vader/Billy Ray factor?

I still LOLed, though.
 
2013-10-04 09:03:26 PM

I_C_Weener: She is the one good thing Russel Brand ever did.


That is god-tier truth, my friend.
 
2013-10-04 09:16:00 PM

American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand


I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.
 
2013-10-04 09:47:35 PM

Mugato: American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand

I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.


and that view is a two dimensional caricature
 
ecl
2013-10-05 12:03:59 AM

American Decency Association: Mugato: American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand

I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.

and that view is a two dimensional caricature


You're a character!
 
2013-10-05 12:37:06 AM

ecl: American Decency Association: Mugato: American Decency Association: it's a Farkism to hate on Brand

I honestly had no idea that it was a "Farkism" to hate on Brand. Why does everything have to be a clique? I'm sure he doesn't care that I think he's a pompous douchebag who tries too hard. That doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on the twat.

and that view is a two dimensional caricature

You're a character!


and nothing more...

scrapetv.com
 
2013-10-05 02:34:56 AM

ParadisePornoTheater: blacksharpiemarker: [www.mytinyphone.com image 560x369]

Shouldn't that be for the Miley Cyrus board?  Especially with the Vader/Billy Ray factor?

I still LOLed, though.


You have a valid point, good sir!
 
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