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(TC Palm)   What do a leather coat, a mailbox and a guitar neck have in common? A naked man in Florida threw them into traffic   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 18
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2013-10-03 12:59:15 PM
grubstreet.ca
 
2013-10-03 01:19:38 PM
Threw them into traffic?  Sounds like the low spark of high-heeled boys.
 
2013-10-03 01:20:08 PM
Is there something in the water that causes all the Florida news, I mean, I've heard some weird shiat happening in Arizona, but there's no AZ tag.
 
2013-10-03 01:22:09 PM
Well duh, seriously... what else are you supposed to do with those things?
 
2013-10-03 01:27:14 PM
I don't think this is news even, much less fark.
 
2013-10-03 01:27:43 PM
TADA!
th07.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-03 01:28:05 PM
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
 
2013-10-03 01:29:06 PM
What are 3 things that have never been in my kitchen?
 
2013-10-03 01:40:45 PM
Lady Gaga wore them to an awards ceremony?
 
2013-10-03 01:45:29 PM

CygnusDarius: Is there something in the water that causes all the Florida news, I mean, I've heard some weird shiat happening in Arizona, but there's no AZ tag.


You could be onto something there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Water
 
2013-10-03 01:53:08 PM

The_Fuzz: What are 3 things that have never been in my kitchen?


Is it bad that all three have been in my kitchen?  I'm a musician and I own a leather jacket.  I have fixed/restrung numerous guitars on my kitchen table and put together my plastic mailbox on that table as well.
 
2013-10-03 01:58:27 PM

The_Fuzz: What are 3 things that have never been in my kitchen?


1.Women.
2. Food.
3. A mop
 
2013-10-03 01:58:38 PM

stupiddream: The_Fuzz: What are 3 things that have never been in my kitchen?

Is it bad that all three have been in my kitchen?  I'm a musician and I own a leather jacket.  I have fixed/restrung numerous guitars on my kitchen table and put together my plastic mailbox on that table as well.


Look out! You may be in Jeopardy!
 
2013-10-03 02:05:19 PM

zamboni: stupiddream: The_Fuzz: What are 3 things that have never been in my kitchen?

Is it bad that all three have been in my kitchen?  I'm a musician and I own a leather jacket.  I have fixed/restrung numerous guitars on my kitchen table and put together my plastic mailbox on that table as well.

Look out! You may be in Jeopardy!


Oh, we're sorry.  You did not reply in the form of a question.  We're going to have to deduct the rest of your life points and I'm afraid that is going to leave you 6 feet in a hole.  Better luck in the afterlife.
 
2013-10-03 02:05:30 PM
Damn, subby. Don't just throw around spoilers like that!
 
2013-10-03 03:18:18 PM
Someone's channeling GG Allin...
 
2013-10-03 03:23:06 PM
Damn. A nude dude murdered my robot.  ; )

Curses! Foiled again by the Florida tag.

I wonder where I went wrong. Should I have used a Blue US Mailbox instead of a Royal Red Canadian Postal Box to make it more inconspicuous? Should I have given it a fiddle head instead of a guitar neck? Should I override the Asimov Three Rules of Robotics and make the next mail bot a kill bot? I guess we'll never know.

But keep your eyes open for killer mail bots, just in case, especially if you live in Florida and are named Robert Selle.

P.S. It was an acoustic guitar. Electric guitars are harder to saw through with a lousy $2 Chinese saw.
 
2013-10-03 03:41:13 PM
i1168.photobucket.com
 
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