basemetal: That little snowflake just needs to handover his man card.
Slaxl: He needs to do more than turn in his man-card.
sn82: I almost choked on a noodle reading that headline.
new_york_monty: I'm fully in favor of this idiot turning in his license.
Theaetetus: basemetal: That little snowflake just needs to handover his man card.Slaxl: He needs to do more than turn in his man-card.You two need cards to determine whether you're a man or not? How cute.
CygnusDarius: Ok, if having an expensive (hummers, ferraris, those kinds of expensive cars) is a sign of having a tiny penis, having an economic midget car means you've got a gargantuan trouser snake?.
probesport: sn82: I almost choked on a noodle reading that headline.I hope that's not a euphemism
Fano: But how to drive 85 while getting your wing wang squeezed without spilling your drink?
Slaxl: So he suffers from road rage and the only thing he can think of doing to stop that is to ban all men from driving?
LeroyBourne: CygnusDarius: Ok, if having an expensive (hummers, ferraris, those kinds of expensive cars) is a sign of having a tiny penis, having an economic midget car means you've got a gargantuan trouser snake?.[www.handresearch.com image 150x250]But I thought this was how you waved at any guy driving a Hummer.
Jim_Callahan: I followed up to the point where he is a terrible driver that shouldn't be allowed in a car, but I don't see any logic between that and where he extended it to his entire gender... or where he justified excluding the other.
wingnut396: Get the google automated car on the road, reliable, and no DWI laws applied while it is autonomous mode and I'm in. If I want to feel the exhilaration of manual driving I'll have no problem going to a track or scenic location set aside for such.
CoysOdie: What cars are those, Ferraris? Looks like the horse badge to me.The Ferrari models understood to have been involved in the pile-up include a F355, F512, F355, F430 and a F360.
skozlaw: But they have the added bonus of being far more suited to regular-people drivingUh huh.I guarantee that on my commute home tonight I will see, if I pay attention, at LEAST ten examples of women:1. Camping the left or middle lanes and forcing people to undertake them2. Driving at highway speeds within 2 cars lengths of the car in front3. Changing lanes - no turn signal - within 1 or 2 car lengths of the person they're moving in front of so that person has to hit their brakes4. Merging without looking5. Driving WELL below the prevailing speed for no obvious reason such that a line of half a dozen or more cars are collected behind herI'll bet if I watch for talking or texting and subtract 2 for every man I see doing it and add 1 for every woman I see doing it I could almost hit my quota just on that.
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