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(The Weather Channel)   It's That Time of the Year Again: Terrified Reactions Of Tourists Visiting Canada (PHOTOS)   (weather.com) divider line 145
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16230 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2013 at 10:11 AM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-03 08:31:24 AM
s.imwx.com

You can always tell the ones on drugs......
 
2013-10-03 08:42:43 AM
 
2013-10-03 08:43:51 AM
DRTFA, but I can only assume the horror is due to the 1,000-foot tall wall of ice one meets at the border before being set upon by hordes of polar bears, ice weasels and Tim Hortons.
 
2013-10-03 08:53:48 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: DRTFA, but I can only assume the horror is due to the 1,000-foot tall wall of ice one meets at the border before being set upon by hordes of polar bears, ice weasels and Tim Hortons.


Nope, they are just reacting to the sight of Mayor Rob Ford naked.
 
2013-10-03 09:12:36 AM
Awww, they made him cry.

s.imwx.com
 
2013-10-03 09:30:07 AM

Sybarite: Awww, they made him cry.


and mouth rape his l'il buddy, apparently.
 
2013-10-03 09:38:29 AM
What do people think is going to happen at these things? That they'll walk into a dark room, and suddenly the lights will come on and it'll just be a table with coffee and donuts?

How are you not prepared for this sh*t?
 
2013-10-03 09:46:39 AM

sigdiamond2000: What do people think is going to happen at these things?


A friend of mine runs one.  He says he's had to call the police on customers for attacking the actors.  He's had to turn on all the lights for 300 pound tough guys.  He's had complaints about people feeling up the actors and vice versa.

I can't imagine its worth the hassle to do this.
 
2013-10-03 10:01:52 AM

I_C_Weener: sigdiamond2000: What do people think is going to happen at these things?

A friend of mine runs one.  He says he's had to call the police on customers for attacking the actors.  He's had to turn on all the lights for 300 pound tough guys.  He's had complaints about people feeling up the actors and vice versa.

I can't imagine its worth the hassle to do this.


But...I mean...are these people seriously not aware of what haunted houses even are?

What do they think is going to happen in them? When they plunked down their $10, did they have any expectation whatsoever, or was it just "Hey, look at this funny lookin' building what with people all lined up in front. Imma pay money to get in. OHMYGOD A GUY WITH OATMEAL ON HIS FACE!" *PUNCH*
 
2013-10-03 10:09:53 AM
How about a "Photoshop what these terrified folks are looking at" thread?
 
2013-10-03 10:13:14 AM
Surprise buttsecks!

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2013-10-03 10:13:21 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: DRTFA, but I can only assume the horror is due to the 1,000-foot tall wall of ice one meets at the border before being set upon by hordes of polar bears, ice weasels and Tim Hortons.


don't forget the wandering newfies
 
2013-10-03 10:16:16 AM

sigdiamond2000: I_C_Weener: sigdiamond2000: What do people think is going to happen at these things?

A friend of mine runs one.  He says he's had to call the police on customers for attacking the actors.  He's had to turn on all the lights for 300 pound tough guys.  He's had complaints about people feeling up the actors and vice versa.

I can't imagine its worth the hassle to do this.

But...I mean...are these people seriously not aware of what haunted houses even are?

What do they think is going to happen in them? When they plunked down their $10, did they have any expectation whatsoever, or was it just "Hey, look at this funny lookin' building what with people all lined up in front. Imma pay money to get in. OHMYGOD A GUY WITH OATMEAL ON HIS FACE!" *PUNCH*


Don't be thick.  Do you honestly think these people didn't know they were going to be scared at the Haunted House?

If it wasn't scary, people wouldn't go.
 
2013-10-03 10:16:57 AM
Anyone else which that someone would go through there with a big mirror?
 
2013-10-03 10:16:57 AM
i253.photobucket.comAnd she turned around and took me by the hand... and said I've lost control again. And how I'll never know just why or understand...she said I've lost control again.   And she screamed out kicking on her side...and said I've lost control again.  And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die...she said I've lost control. She's lost control again.She's lost control.She's lost control again.She's lost control.
 
2013-10-03 10:18:22 AM
How do you get full-color photos if it's pitch black?
 
2013-10-03 10:18:29 AM
s.imwx.com pooops comin out!!!!


And this fellow welcomes the sweet sweet release of death comming his way...
s.imwx.com
 
2013-10-03 10:18:36 AM

basemetal: [s.imwx.com image 850x477]

You can always tell the ones on drugs......


The guy in pic #2 is laughing.
 
2013-10-03 10:19:23 AM
I laughed.
 
2013-10-03 10:20:42 AM
This calls for another Photoshop contest
 
2013-10-03 10:22:07 AM
I want to see a picture of what they are seeing that scares them so bad IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.
 
2013-10-03 10:24:19 AM
s.imwx.com It was so terrifying, it made his hair stand on end.
 
2013-10-03 10:24:53 AM

SpectroBoy: I want to see a picture of what they are seeing that scares them so bad IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.


Last year it was a mock up car speeding at them.  They flash bright lights in time with the picture being taken to catch the reaction.  It shows as a bright room but to the people its pitch black with a strobe going off.  I plan on taking my 10 year old son and his friend this year.  If they do the same setup at the end you will know its us because I will be facing the shot with my arms wide while smiling, expecting a hug.
 
2013-10-03 10:24:56 AM

LandOfChocolate: sigdiamond2000: I_C_Weener: sigdiamond2000: What do people think is going to happen at these things?

A friend of mine runs one.  He says he's had to call the police on customers for attacking the actors.  He's had to turn on all the lights for 300 pound tough guys.  He's had complaints about people feeling up the actors and vice versa.

I can't imagine its worth the hassle to do this.

But...I mean...are these people seriously not aware of what haunted houses even are?

What do they think is going to happen in them? When they plunked down their $10, did they have any expectation whatsoever, or was it just "Hey, look at this funny lookin' building what with people all lined up in front. Imma pay money to get in. OHMYGOD A GUY WITH OATMEAL ON HIS FACE!" *PUNCH*

Don't be thick.  Do you honestly think these people didn't know they were going to be scared at the Haunted House?

If it wasn't scary, people wouldn't go.


I'm guessing someone who punches a dude dressed up like a zombie in the face because he scared him probably had slightly different expectations.
 
2013-10-03 10:26:27 AM

exparrot: How do you get full-color photos if it's pitch black?


They make this thing called a "flash".
 
2013-10-03 10:27:37 AM
That time of year again? Aren't these pictures from like 2 years ago?
 
2013-10-03 10:28:54 AM
Can We Please Stop Capitalizing Every Farking Word In A Sentence In A Vain Attempt To Look More Important? We Already Get Enough Of That Shiat In The Featured Links.


/And Get Off My Lawn
 
2013-10-03 10:29:26 AM
s.imwx.com

This is how all Flyers fans feel about the upcoming season.
 
2013-10-03 10:30:41 AM
These two women were right to be scared...
s.imwx.com ... the monster was right behind them!
 
2013-10-03 10:31:26 AM
I want to be the guy who walks through the whole thing while keeping a deadpan face.
 
2013-10-03 10:33:10 AM

blatz514: Surprise buttsecks!

[s.imwx.com image 850x477]




i478.photobucket.com

This time with ghost
 
2013-10-03 10:33:35 AM
JAZZ HANDS!

s.imwx.com
 
2013-10-03 10:34:50 AM

Mr.Hawk: blatz514: Surprise buttsecks!

[s.imwx.com image 850x477]

[i478.photobucket.com image 850x477]

This time with ghost


A lot of that going on in this "haunted house"

s.imwx.com
 
2013-10-03 10:35:05 AM

SpectroBoy: I want to see a picture of what they are seeing that scares them so bad IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.


No shiat.  What could possibly be off-camera to cause that look of abject, I'm-gonna-die, terror?
I've been through many a haunted house, they're not scary.  There's probably pictures of me giggling somewhere.
 
2013-10-03 10:36:04 AM
s.imwx.com

This dude had time for karaoke!
 
2013-10-03 10:36:17 AM

edmo: How about a "Photoshop what these terrified folks are looking at" thread?


Came here to say this.  Almost any of these people pasted into almost any photo would be wonderful.
 
2013-10-03 10:36:47 AM
s.imwx.com

PENIS GOES WHERE?
 
2013-10-03 10:37:44 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-03 10:38:00 AM
i478.photobucket.com

HELLLOOOOOO FRISCO!
 
2013-10-03 10:39:29 AM
Ha, dude is totally copping a feel

s.imwx.com
 
2013-10-03 10:40:07 AM

ReverendJasen: SpectroBoy: I want to see a picture of what they are seeing that scares them so bad IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.

No shiat.  What could possibly be off-camera to cause that look of abject, I'm-gonna-die, terror?
I've been through many a haunted house, they're not scary.  There's probably pictures of me giggling somewhere.


You're probably a bleeding heart liberal. Turns out, it's mostly conservatives that get all jumpy with this type of thing. It's Science!
 
2013-10-03 10:40:31 AM
judging by the bulk of some of these folks they must have been looking at this:
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2013-10-03 10:41:26 AM
img.fark.net

Heh heh. That chick's copping a feel.
 
2013-10-03 10:41:53 AM
I'd really like to see what could possibly be so scary. Anyone have pictures of what they are looking at?
 
2013-10-03 10:42:26 AM

basemetal: [s.imwx.com image 850x477]

You can always tell the ones on drugs......


Dude on the right is taking a whizzz.
 
2013-10-03 10:43:12 AM
s.imwx.com
Dude hiding behind his terrified girlfriend: priceless
 
2013-10-03 10:43:31 AM

August11: I'd really like to see what could possibly be so scary. Anyone have pictures of what they are looking at?


That's what I was trying to say in my broken English above. Someone should haul a mirror in there for the photo.
 
2013-10-03 10:43:44 AM
There has got to be at least 2000 posts worth of fark material in that thread - and I see we're off to a good start.  I hope some of these make it past the elimination round to become a Fark meme.
 
2013-10-03 10:44:45 AM
OH MY GAWD..

s.imwx.com

FREE BUFFET!!ONE11!!!
 
2013-10-03 10:44:48 AM
Backstreet's back!
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